whats the best to use, i think ive done it all, bible paper, printer paper, lined paper, even tried toilet paper (no go).

whats your best ghetto roller.

just buy a pack of rizlas. shit.

tampon paper

the problem is i have no papers. and i need to smoke.
im not down with foil anymore either

Fucking kids...

711 has papers. There's gotta be a 711 nearby somewhere, shit.

a) Can
b) Make shift bong outta tinfoil/bottle/pen tube

Just use a can if you don't have anything dumbfuck. Improvising rolling papers sucks dick, it will taste like butt and not burn right. Either get rolling papers, get blunt, or make bong out of pen tube, bottle, foil, etc.

You should never have to do that unless you are in 7th grade and you just found your dad's stash for the first time. After that, there are no excuses to not having rolling papers.

tampon paper

Preferably used

Bong5

Tracing paper

I agree, improv. can pipe is better, or improvised tinfoil pipe, or spend a few minutes crafting a water pipe out of a couple straws, tin foil, and a 20 oz bottle. There's a variety of ways that are better than smoking the word of god or the yellow pages which have ink on them...

Preferably still in woman

Now you're getting it.

I guess I'm one of the few who have ever done this. You know those little glass tubes that those small plastic roses come in at the gas stations? They're usually associated as crack pipes, but if you've ever heard of a glass blunt you'll see a resemblance. Downs side is you have to get skill with packing the weed to maintain air flow and you need a couple grams to smoke up depending on the tube. Filtering can also be an issue, but you just need to be inventive. Brillow works brilliantly for this in all it's irony.

you smokin the wrong substance.