sup totse

i hooked up with this chick at a party a couple days ago, after chillin with her a few times before and shit, and we went into some random bedroom and were about to fuck. unfortunately, i was shitfaced and had major trouble poppin a boner, so we ended up just giving each other head.
anyways, i was wondering if this problem could be solved by me not fapping so goddamn much (3 or so times a day), or if in general there is a way to cure whiskey dick?

Generally, I have noticed that the less often I fap, the better either sex OR fapping will be. It's because you're building up more of a sex drive during the off periods. It's like you're regenerating.. :p

But it might also lead to decreased stamina.

You just need to experiment and take note of how these things affect you. Try laying off the fapping for a bit and see what happens. Then mix it up some more.

sup totse
i was wondering if...in general there is a way to cure whiskey dick?

don't drink whiskey?

don't drink whiskey?

come on, we all know that's a preventative measure and not a cure :p

Guess I can't fap to pics of Elton John anymore...

I hate people who call it fap. It's fucking masturbation. MASTURBATION! MASTURBATION! MASTURBATION! Loosen up your little virgin ears. What are you, 13?

sup totse

i hooked up with this chick at a party a couple days ago, after chillin with her a few times before and shit, and we went into some random bedroom and were about to fuck. unfortunately, i was shitfaced and had major trouble poppin a boner, so we ended up just giving each other head.
anyways, i was wondering if this problem could be solved by me not fapping so goddamn much (3 or so times a day), or if in general there is a way to cure whiskey dick?
I guess your chick turned out to be a shemale, huh?

Of course you're going to have better sex if you stop MASTURBATING so much... shit for brains. The nerves in your needle dick will become numb after repeated use. Take a breather and enjoy the heavenly orgasmic sensations you will be rewarded for being patient.

Patience IS a virtue.

generally speaking, yes, less wank = better p00n times

I hate people who call it fap. It's fucking masturbation. MASTURBATION! MASTURBATION! MASTURBATION! Loosen up your little virgin ears. What are you, 13?

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

Seriously though, you really need to chill out. It's called slang.

You sound like jackketch with his "making out" tirade.

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

Seriously though, you really need to chill out. It's called slang.

You sound like jackketch with his "making out" tirade.

I don't know, to me I kind of agree. There are certain words that I fucking hate, one of them is FAP, the other one is SMASH. I know this guy and he always FUCKING SAYS SMASH! ARG! I hate him for it, "Dude, so the other night I saw this chick and was totally smashing on her pussy!" I'm like that's great.....

Also it's not really slang, I feel the same way about people who let their kids say "potty" at the FUCKING AGE OF 8!!!!!

I don't know, to me I kind of agree. There are certain words that I fucking hate, one of them is FAP, the other one is SMASH. I know this guy and he always FUCKING SAYS SMASH! ARG! I hate him for it, "Dude, so the other night I saw this chick and was totally smashing on her pussy!" I'm like that's great.....

I can definitely see where you're coming from with that whole 'smash' thing. Lol.

Yeah, I guess using the correct term for things will lead to more people understanding you and less people becoming annoyed.

But personally though, I think that iSoape really overreacted on this one.

I can definitely see where you're coming from with that whole 'smash' thing. Lol.

Yeah, I guess using the correct term for things will lead to more people understanding you and less people becoming annoyed.

But personally though, I think that iSoape really overreacted on this one.

Lol, I am sure it had been bugging him for a while, and he just choice now to throw a couple cents in the direction of proper dialect!

I find sometimes if I don't have sex for long periods of time, I even lose the will to fap.

It just looses its appeal.. I don't feel as satisfied as I used to.

I can definitely see where you're coming from with that whole 'smash' thing. Lol.

Yeah, I guess using the correct term for things will lead to more people understanding you and less people becoming annoyed.

But personally though, I think that iSoape really overreacted on this one.
Nah, I was on a mad rant this morning due to some alcohol. Check some of the other threads, I went off on other people too for other things. Well, it was fun typing it out, haha.

The word "sick" annoyed me. It just confuses things.
Whoever started that one off needs to be seriously pwned!

I use the word sick a lot. Only to describe how bad ass something is.

I use the word sick a lot. Only to describe how bad ass something is.

You're sick from dick, faggot.

QFT. I haven't done either in almost 2 weeks.

You're sick from dick, faggot.

Your mom's pussy was sick and green.

I donno wut you guys are talking about, less fappage = shorter sex. The quicker you come the weaker you blow.

I use the word sick a lot. Only to describe how bad ass something is.

No shit.

Learn to control your orgasms. Do kegels and learn to pace yourself. From now on when you fap, actually monitor your levels of arousal, observe your breathing, see what lowers and increases those levels. Just doing that can get you to go from 3 minutes to 10 minutes. With strong crotch muscles gained from kegels you can plow through several women in one night (not recommended cuz your dick will be raw tomorrow). I had this awesome guide but I lost the link. I'll post it as soon as I find it. It was more than just kegels. It went into all kinds of shit you can do to make your orgasms more powerful, and to control yourself, make your dick harder/veined.

For whiskey dick just take viagra or something similar. I've never had a problem getting a boner because of alcohol. Actually quite the opposite. I'm ready to fuck as soon as I'm liquored up. If you can't find anything for your erectile dysfunction, just make out with her and grind on her for a few minutes until you get your boner. Otherwise tell you her can't fuck someone like her to cover your inadequacies and leave a lasting scar on her self image.

Edit: Here's something similar to get you started. I'm still looking for that other book.
www.qualitybooksonline.com/sex-all-night.pdf

QFT. I haven't done either in almost 2 weeks.

I haven't had sex since October and even then it was sloppy drunken nonsense.

I'm going for it well and truly over the next week. There is no reason why I shouldn't be able to find somebody who would want to fuck me.