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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-05-27, 00:48
twitch1433 twitch1433 is offline
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Default first time for her

so today me and my girl fucked for the first time and somehow her mom has smashed the fact that she can get pregnant even if a dick only touches her snatch. i didnt blow inside her and i pulled out before i was even close to going. but she is still worried that she may be pregnant. wtf how do i get her to stop worrying besides just waiting it out for her rag?
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Old 2008-05-27, 00:53
Mufasa09 Mufasa09 is offline
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I dont know
 #3 
Old 2008-05-27, 00:55
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I dont know

hes right. The mom should be worried that if she gets pregnant the child will be as stupid as you are.
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Old 2008-05-27, 01:23
spencetron spencetron is offline
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wrap your tool next time, asshole.
 #5 
Old 2008-05-27, 01:33
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Punch her in the stomach? Not much you really can do.
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Old 2008-05-27, 01:42
twitch1433 twitch1433 is offline
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i know she isnt pregnant and im not a moron. guess my words dont do much for me and also the fact totse is full of self absorbed assholes.
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Old 2008-05-27, 02:53
thatsMYdog thatsMYdog is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twitch1433
i know she isnt pregnant and im not a moron. guess my words dont do much for me and also the fact totse is full of self absorbed assholes.


How do you know for sure if you didn't use a condom?
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Old 2008-05-27, 03:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twitch1433
i know she isnt pregnant and im not a moron. guess my words dont do much for me and also the fact totse is full of self absorbed assholes.


PROTIP: Precum still has sperm.
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Old 2008-05-27, 03:16
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PROTIP: Precum still has sperm.

Beat me to it.
 #10 
Old 2008-05-27, 03:33
doooshbaggy doooshbaggy is offline
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PROTIP: Precum still has sperm.

ohhh nooz looks like someone will be paying child support.
 #11 
Old 2008-05-27, 03:34
ganjaninja ganjaninja is offline
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stick it in her dumper
 #12 
Old 2008-05-27, 20:08
nau06248 nau06248 is offline
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stick it in her dumper

I thought you could still get pregnant from anal sexhttp://www.totse.com/community/images/icons/icon5.gif
 #13 
Old 2008-05-27, 20:16
Suicide_Mouse Suicide_Mouse is offline
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You could, kinda like the precum thing, if any gets close to her vagina you could be fucked.
 #14 
Old 2008-05-28, 00:06
twitch1433 twitch1433 is offline
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precum has been studied to find very little if not any amount of sperm. making it an ineffectual way of getting someone pregnant.
 #15 
Old 2008-05-28, 00:08
Suicide_Mouse Suicide_Mouse is offline
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There is a chance.
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Old 2008-05-28, 06:03
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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Originally Posted by twitch1433
precum has been studied to find very little if not any amount of sperm. making it an ineffectual way of getting someone pregnant.


Depends on the individual, some men get can a women pregnant with a very small amount of sperm, while other's aren't as fertile.


To the idiots in the thread,
you do realize to get a girl pregnant, your sperm if placed on the outside of the vagina has to travel all the way up...
 #17 
Old 2008-05-28, 06:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twitch1433
precum has been studied to find very little if not any amount of sperm. making it an ineffectual way of getting someone pregnant.


Boy, you fucked up again.

*smacks head*
 #18 
Old 2008-05-28, 08:16
thelaz thelaz is offline
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Everyone On This Site Is A Fucking Rookie

You Pulled Out = Shes Not Pregnant Unless Your An Extremely Unlucky Mother Fucker

End Of Thread
 #19 
Old 2008-05-28, 09:19
MaddMan MaddMan is offline
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Originally Posted by thelaz
Everyone On This Site Is A Fucking Rookie

You Pulled Out = Shes Not Pregnant Unless Your An Extremely Unlucky Mother Fucker

End Of Thread


Caps lock filter strikes again. Too bad there isn't an retard filter on posts either, or no one would be able to read a fucking thing you're saying.
 #20 
Old 2008-05-28, 16:55
The_Seventh_Artist The_Seventh_Artist is offline
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Just go buy a pregnancy test or go to a doctor so she'll be check if she's pregnant or not.
 #21 
Old 2008-05-28, 17:22
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where is my mind?
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Originally Posted by The_Seventh_Artist
Just go buy a pregnancy test or go to a doctor so she'll be check if she's pregnant or not.


this. god damn people in this thread are fucking assholes. good luck to ya
 #22 
Old 2008-05-29, 00:26
Death Snuggle Death Snuggle is offline
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There is a chance.

There's also a chance for the world to end right this second. Seriously, everything has a chance but it doesn't mean it will happen. FYI, there are only two days per month you can impregnate a woman.
 #23 
Old 2008-05-29, 06:37
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If she is freaking out like this, then it is my opinion that she is too immature to even be having sex.. Her chances of being pregnant are so incredibly minute I'd be willing to shop of my left tit and send it to her as a bet..

Take her to a family planning clinic for an ECP.. Hell, go to Walmart and buy one, they're over the counter now!

Also, ALWAYS COVER YOUR DICK!! Dammit.. That's the best way to reassure her.. If you want to be a sexually active person, take responsibility! You can get condoms for free from any Planned Parenthood, or family planning clinic.. They aren't hard to come across.. Be smart..
 #24 
Old 2008-05-29, 06:48
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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There's also a chance for the world to end right this second. Seriously, everything has a chance but it doesn't mean it will happen. FYI, there are only two days per month you can impregnate a woman.

Bullshit! There are more than two days a month you can impregnate a women.
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Old 2008-05-29, 07:21
stab stab is offline
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Regardless of this bullshit debate, the fact that you're fucking her with no protection at all just shows your level of immaturity. Condoms are shit, so get her on the pill. If you can't afford the pill, get a job before you fuck.
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Old 2008-05-29, 08:04
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Bullshit! There are more than two days a month you can impregnate a women.

Actually there is only one day you can impregnate her.. The sperm can sit in there and wait for ovulation.. But in all actuality.. A woman only ovulates one day out of the month.. Hence 1 period a month.. That's how people use 'rhythm' as a form of birth control..

Did you take sex ed?Confused
 #27 
Old 2008-05-29, 14:52
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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This thread is so damn depressing.

Just use a fucking condom.

Or put her on the pill.

Or something for gods sake, babies are bad.
 #28 
Old 2008-05-29, 17:23
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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Actually there is only one day you can impregnate her.. The sperm can sit in there and wait for ovulation.. But in all actuality.. A woman only ovulates one day out of the month.. Hence 1 period a month.. That's how people use 'rhythm' as a form of birth control..

Did you take sex ed?Confused

Sperm can survive in the vagina for up to 5 days. Yea I did take sex ed. It doesn't matter if she only ovulates one day if you have sex with her 3 days prior to ovulation she can still get pregnant.
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Old 2008-05-29, 21:39
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You guys are fucking stupid.

I highly doubt you dumbshits saying a girl can only get pregnant one day of the month have never been laid and in all likeliness will never get laid.
 #30 
Old 2008-05-30, 00:44
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dude

use this as an excuse to kick her in the vagina

in the name of preventing pregnancy
 #31 
Old 2008-05-30, 00:48
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Moving soon.. :p
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Sperm can survive in the vagina for up to 5 days. Yea I did take sex ed. It doesn't matter if she only ovulates one day if you have sex with her 3 days prior to ovulation she can still get pregnant.

That's exactly what I said! Sperm can wait in there for ovulation.. but you're only gonna ovulate 1 day.. You just rephrased my post and made it sound like you meant something else..
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Old 2008-05-30, 05:22
Longshlong Longshlong is offline
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Originally Posted by SirGillroyJenkinstheThird
dude

use this as an excuse to kick her in the vagina

in the name of preventing pregnancy

Quoted for Truth.
 #33 
Old 2008-05-31, 00:17
IronZeppelin IronZeppelin is offline
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You sir, are fucked and your life is over.
 #34 
Old 2008-05-31, 03:20
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Moving soon.. :p
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n my life.. You should googleYou guys are fucking stupid.

I highly doubt you dumbshits saying a girl can only get pregnant one day of the month have never been laid and in all likeliness will never get laid.


I actually have 2 children of my own and have a pretty constant flow of sex i
n my life.. But I can bet my left ovary on this, and that is that there is only one day out of the month when there will be an egg sitting there to fertilize.. Sure you can nut in her one day, but conception won't occur until that egg is there.. So the sperm can just chill for a little while until it is there.. but either way, there is only one day out of the month (Usually) that a woman can get pregnant..
 
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