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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-05-27, 00:48
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twitch1433 
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first time for her
so today me and my girl fucked for the first time and somehow her mom has smashed the fact that she can get pregnant even if a dick only touches her snatch. i didnt blow inside her and i pulled out before i was even close to going. but she is still worried that she may be pregnant. wtf how do i get her to stop worrying besides just waiting it out for her rag?
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#2
 2008-05-27, 00:53
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Mufasa09 
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Re: first time for her
I dont know
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#3
 2008-05-27, 00:55
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Re: first time for her
I dont know
hes right. The mom should be worried that if she gets pregnant the child will be as stupid as you are.
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#4
 2008-05-27, 01:23
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spencetron 
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Re: first time for her
wrap your tool next time, asshole.
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#5
 2008-05-27, 01:33
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Re: first time for her
Punch her in the stomach? Not much you really can do.
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#6
 2008-05-27, 01:42
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twitch1433 
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Re: first time for her
i know she isnt pregnant and im not a moron. guess my words dont do much for me and also the fact totse is full of self absorbed assholes.
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#7
 2008-05-27, 02:53
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Re: first time for her
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Originally Posted by twitch1433
i know she isnt pregnant and im not a moron. guess my words dont do much for me and also the fact totse is full of self absorbed assholes.
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How do you know for sure if you didn't use a condom?
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#8
 2008-05-27, 03:03
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Re: first time for her
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Originally Posted by twitch1433
i know she isnt pregnant and im not a moron. guess my words dont do much for me and also the fact totse is full of self absorbed assholes.
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PROTIP: Precum still has sperm.
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#9
 2008-05-27, 03:16
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Re: first time for her
PROTIP: Precum still has sperm.
Beat me to it.
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#10
 2008-05-27, 03:33
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doooshbaggy 
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Re: first time for her
PROTIP: Precum still has sperm.
ohhh nooz looks like someone will be paying child support.
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#11
 2008-05-27, 03:34
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ganjaninja 
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Re: first time for her
stick it in her dumper
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#12
 2008-05-27, 20:08
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nau06248 
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Re: first time for her
stick it in her dumper
I thought you could still get pregnant from anal sexhttp://www.totse.com/community/images/icons/icon5.gif
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#13
 2008-05-27, 20:16
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Suicide_Mouse 
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Re: first time for her
You could, kinda like the precum thing, if any gets close to her vagina you could be fucked.
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#14
 2008-05-28, 00:06
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twitch1433 
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Re: first time for her
precum has been studied to find very little if not any amount of sperm. making it an ineffectual way of getting someone pregnant.
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#15
 2008-05-28, 00:08
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Suicide_Mouse 
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Re: first time for her
There is a chance.
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#16
 2008-05-28, 06:03
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superspeedz 
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Re: first time for her
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Originally Posted by twitch1433
precum has been studied to find very little if not any amount of sperm. making it an ineffectual way of getting someone pregnant.
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Depends on the individual, some men get can a women pregnant with a very small amount of sperm, while other's aren't as fertile.
To the idiots in the thread,
you do realize to get a girl pregnant, your sperm if placed on the outside of the vagina has to travel all the way up...
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#17
 2008-05-28, 06:30
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Re: first time for her
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Originally Posted by twitch1433
precum has been studied to find very little if not any amount of sperm. making it an ineffectual way of getting someone pregnant.
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Boy, you fucked up again.
*smacks head*
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#18
 2008-05-28, 08:16
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thelaz 
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Re: first time for her
Everyone On This Site Is A Fucking Rookie
You Pulled Out = Shes Not Pregnant Unless Your An Extremely Unlucky Mother Fucker
End Of Thread
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#19
 2008-05-28, 09:19
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MaddMan 
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Re: first time for her
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Originally Posted by thelaz
Everyone On This Site Is A Fucking Rookie
You Pulled Out = Shes Not Pregnant Unless Your An Extremely Unlucky Mother Fucker
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Caps lock filter strikes again. Too bad there isn't an retard filter on posts either, or no one would be able to read a fucking thing you're saying.
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#20
 2008-05-28, 16:55
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Re: first time for her
Just go buy a pregnancy test or go to a doctor so she'll be check if she's pregnant or not.
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#21
 2008-05-28, 17:22
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where is my mind?
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Re: first time for her
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Originally Posted by The_Seventh_Artist
Just go buy a pregnancy test or go to a doctor so she'll be check if she's pregnant or not.
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this. god damn people in this thread are fucking assholes. good luck to ya
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#22
 2008-05-29, 00:26
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Death Snuggle 
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Re: first time for her
There is a chance.
There's also a chance for the world to end right this second. Seriously, everything has a chance but it doesn't mean it will happen. FYI, there are only two days per month you can impregnate a woman.
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#23
 2008-05-29, 06:37
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Re: first time for her
If she is freaking out like this, then it is my opinion that she is too immature to even be having sex.. Her chances of being pregnant are so incredibly minute I'd be willing to shop of my left tit and send it to her as a bet..
Take her to a family planning clinic for an ECP.. Hell, go to Walmart and buy one, they're over the counter now!
Also, ALWAYS COVER YOUR DICK!! Dammit.. That's the best way to reassure her.. If you want to be a sexually active person, take responsibility! You can get condoms for free from any Planned Parenthood, or family planning clinic.. They aren't hard to come across.. Be smart..
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#24
 2008-05-29, 06:48
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Re: first time for her
There's also a chance for the world to end right this second. Seriously, everything has a chance but it doesn't mean it will happen. FYI, there are only two days per month you can impregnate a woman.
Bullshit! There are more than two days a month you can impregnate a women.
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#25
 2008-05-29, 07:21
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stab 
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Re: first time for her
Regardless of this bullshit debate, the fact that you're fucking her with no protection at all just shows your level of immaturity. Condoms are shit, so get her on the pill. If you can't afford the pill, get a job before you fuck.
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#26
 2008-05-29, 08:04
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Re: first time for her
Bullshit! There are more than two days a month you can impregnate a women.
Actually there is only one day you can impregnate her.. The sperm can sit in there and wait for ovulation.. But in all actuality.. A woman only ovulates one day out of the month.. Hence 1 period a month.. That's how people use 'rhythm' as a form of birth control..
Did you take sex ed? 
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#27
 2008-05-29, 14:52
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Mr. Stabby 
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Re: first time for her
This thread is so damn depressing.
Just use a fucking condom.
Or put her on the pill.
Or something for gods sake, babies are bad.
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#28
 2008-05-29, 17:23
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blackfox26 
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Re: first time for her
Actually there is only one day you can impregnate her.. The sperm can sit in there and wait for ovulation.. But in all actuality.. A woman only ovulates one day out of the month.. Hence 1 period a month.. That's how people use 'rhythm' as a form of birth control..
Did you take sex ed?
Sperm can survive in the vagina for up to 5 days. Yea I did take sex ed. It doesn't matter if she only ovulates one day if you have sex with her 3 days prior to ovulation she can still get pregnant.
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#29
 2008-05-29, 21:39
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Re: first time for her
You guys are fucking stupid.
I highly doubt you dumbshits saying a girl can only get pregnant one day of the month have never been laid and in all likeliness will never get laid.
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#30
 2008-05-30, 00:44
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Re: first time for her
dude
use this as an excuse to kick her in the vagina
in the name of preventing pregnancy
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#31
 2008-05-30, 00:48
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Re: first time for her
Sperm can survive in the vagina for up to 5 days. Yea I did take sex ed. It doesn't matter if she only ovulates one day if you have sex with her 3 days prior to ovulation she can still get pregnant.
That's exactly what I said! Sperm can wait in there for ovulation.. but you're only gonna ovulate 1 day.. You just rephrased my post and made it sound like you meant something else..
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#32
 2008-05-30, 05:22
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Longshlong 
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Re: first time for her
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Originally Posted by SirGillroyJenkinstheThird
dude
use this as an excuse to kick her in the vagina
in the name of preventing pregnancy
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Quoted for Truth.
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#33
 2008-05-31, 00:17
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IronZeppelin 
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Re: first time for her
You sir, are fucked and your life is over.
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#34
 2008-05-31, 03:20
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Re: first time for her
n my life.. You should googleYou guys are fucking stupid.
I highly doubt you dumbshits saying a girl can only get pregnant one day of the month have never been laid and in all likeliness will never get laid.
I actually have 2 children of my own and have a pretty constant flow of sex i
n my life.. But I can bet my left ovary on this, and that is that there is only one day out of the month when there will be an egg sitting there to fertilize.. Sure you can nut in her one day, but conception won't occur until that egg is there.. So the sperm can just chill for a little while until it is there.. but either way, there is only one day out of the month (Usually) that a woman can get pregnant..
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