Im going to be traveling from Midwest to far South by plane. Pretty long flight, I'm going to be seated away from my family. So what will be the best drug to be on? Im thinking opes, but I also have another problem: duration. wont it wear off long before the flight is over?

If I need to re-up, what is the best way to get pills on board? I am probably going to be patted down, I have a very large stainless steel support bar inside me, so thats not gonna go over too well.

Yes opiates should be awesome for that. Dude if you just put a bunch of pills in a random pill bottle in your carry on I doubt they will be like "Hey these pills are not really what it says on the label!"

If you're really worried about it, put whatever substance you want into empty gel caps and bring those in an herbal supplement bottle or something.

mdma.

how long is the flight? what do you have access to?

i would say opiates or benzos (if your experienced with benzos). if you can handle yourself on benzos and wont do stupid shit/black out, maybe that, or if you prefer opiates, go with that. tell me how long the flight is and ill tell you what opiate or benzo you want.

Like the previous poster said, MDMA but ONLY when you know it's pure MDMA.

Which I doubt you'll have, so get some hydrocodone or if you're lucky some oxy and you're good to go.

Trust me, time flies.

No pun intended?

would you honestly get away with "mixing pills in a bottle" and getting through security? I thought they had all kinds of drug-sniffing dogs and stuff to find smugglers

^^yeah, for like, pot. they cant sniff out random opiates

When they pat you down, do they pat in your "taint". Like between your ass hole and ballsack? lol.
Cuz I could tape a little baggy of pills under there and retrieve them in the bathroom.

no they wont, but to be safe, put it in your mouth/asshole.

Haha? are you for real, ahh dude I need to be able to speak clearly and not have a face that says "some pills are ass pounding me right now."

Ill tape them behind the sack.

whatever floats your boat. three pills in a little weed baggie in you cheek is fine, and up your ass isnt as bad as getting busted.

Might not be hard enough for you, but 60mg of adderall xr beads dumped into your mouth and chewed before you get on the flight should last you about 6-7 hours. You can read a book, play a handheld, watch a movie, or listen to music and just be focused as fuck. I can't remember the last flight or road trip I took without some dextro speeding things up.

Man I don't know how you guys can suggest speed, I always want to move around and do stuff when I'm on an amp or rolling.

^totally agree. terrible restlessness.

I fly to Asia quite a bit from Seattle...about a 13 hour flight. Usually, I will get drunk earlier in the day, before my flight, let the booze wear off without sleep (makes you tired as hell) then I take a few xanax and a couple more drinks right before the flight. I actually had some flexeril on my last trip, I took 2 10mg's of those along with the above and literally slept 12 hours on my 13 hour flight.

Yeah I'll try and get some percocet. I'll take three before flight, and when I start coming down take two-three more.

And yeah, inside the ass cheek seems more safe than the sac. And if I do need to put them up the ass, what would be the best container? A baggy would hurttttt.

Probably a film canister... Just kidding. just use plastic wrap you don't have to use a dimbag or something with sharp edges. Or you could go mexican mule and use a condom.

Wow you are really overthinking this. If dogs could smell perscription PKs every person coming through with them legally would be in trouble. My dad travels once a month and in his dope bag that he keeps in his brief case he always has one or two film canisters full of ibufrofin, tylenol, sudafed etc. Just make one of those and put your pills in it, and I am 95% positive that it will not even be looked in. And even if it was, they aren't going to dump out all your OTC headache medicine "just incase" this family man they are searching has some perscription drugs hidden in there.

Take whatever your going to before security and I don't suggest re-dosing mid flight on anything you don't have a prescription/bottle for. You don't need to be high the whole time.

If you've done them benzos are nice for letting you not mind some of the annoyances of flight.
I don't suggest taking them even close to regularly however, worst addiction of my life.

If you want to know why I sound a little paranoid about the drugs, when I was only 12 I had my backpack swabbed for drugs and had to go through quite an annoying wait. Don't know what got them to do it but I didn't have anything in there illegal let alone pills of any kind.

Haha? are you for real, ahh dude I need to be able to speak clearly and not have a face that says "some pills are ass pounding me right now."

Ill tape them behind the sack.

dude just carry a few in your pocket.

Wow you are really overthinking this. If dogs could smell perscription PKs every person coming through with them legally would be in trouble. My dad travels once a month and in his dope bag that he keeps in his brief case he always has one or two film canisters full of ibufrofin, tylenol, sudafed etc. Just make one of those and put your pills in it, and I am 95% positive that it will not even be looked in. And even if it was, they aren't going to dump out all your OTC headache medicine "just incase" this family man they are searching has some perscription drugs hidden in there.
mos tof the dogs at airports in the US are bombsniffing dogs. And they cant even be on duty all day.

I took a bottle of OC80's, klonopin, Adderal, and Ambien through the airpiort and my bag got through, they where in my prescription bottle for Buspar.

Before my flght from Ohio to Arizona I dosed up on Oxy and Klonopin, nodded off the whole flight, it was great.

benzos are glorious while flying...even terrorists wouldnt kill your buzz (j/p).

When I flew to Europe I took a couple mg of Xanax and I was set. I just kept it in my pocket and walked through.

benzo's and opiates. combined. knock yourself the fuck out, especially if you have a sober traveling companion.

Heroin.

I read best drug to be on in a fight.

Sadly disappointed.

PCP FTW!!

no but for real probably a downer such as opiates, or benzos like everyone else is saying.

oxycodone or any other opiate.

Smoke a little dust and fight like an animal ;)

-that or do what Obbe stated and make friends.

In all seriousness though, -fuxk the drugs and fight sober.

.peace.

he is on a plane as in a FLIGHT not a fight. dumb nigger.

you are all dumb niggers

but the OP worded the title like a stupid fucking 3rd grader, so you all aren't as dumb as you wish you were.

Haha... okay I feel stupid now. -Did notice the 'L' ...my vision is a little distorted atm. ;)

.peace.

PCP niggaz rush police stations /w shotguns on that shit. Damn near took 18 bullets to take 'im down

no they wont, but to be safe, put it in your asshole then your mouth.

Ya thats probably the safest...

No but really that guy is right, the dogs you see are bomb sniffers just about every time; the drug dogs check the checked baggage. I've walked through a pretty large airport with a couple of j's in my pocket.

Heroin.

consumed everyway to sunday, then suck on klonopins/valiums while your waiting in the security line...

tape the stuff to the back of your nutsack

crack hits in bathroom.






don't actually do this.


serious answer: maybe weed brownies or other baked goods, eat before airport, only if you aren't afraid of flying and are familiar with baked weed.

all puns intended.

I found a hook up for some OC20's. I might get them for free. So yeah, I think I'll saran wrap some for the flight, the trip, and the flight back. yay this family vacation wont suck as bad. (my family is anti-fun on vacations. They refuse to be spontaneous and have fun.

Morphine + Insulin syringes for discretion = lulz.

Just make a forged presciption label

Well if you want time to fly, take benzos. No pun intended

Ya thats probably the safest...

No but really that guy is right, the dogs you see are bomb sniffers just about every time; the drug dogs check the checked baggage. I've walked through a pretty large airport with a couple of j's in my pocket.


So you say you've had a couple j's in your pocket?
Im just wondering when you go through that i think its a metal detector and they pat you down,
does that only detect metal, or does it detect other things like drugs etc.
I just been to an airport recently and it seems it'd be possible to stash some stuff in my boxers or somewhere similar w/o getting caught.

Take some methadone.

Take a good dose for you before the flight and chill.

Just drink large amounts of alcohol and listen to musica.

.peace.

they have dogs that can sniff out fucking illegally copied movies, and you dont think they make them to sniff out opiats. but just weed....AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHHAHAHA thats fucking funny, thats why everyday NO ONE ever gets caught smuggling coke.

good idea. you can fill an empty water bottle full of alcohol, that is if you don't mind being drunk. i don't think it'd be too bad, airplane flights are terribly boring if you don't need to sleep. but i'm sure that you can keep a few pills in your pocket, as well as a few in a prescription bottle that has your name on it? don't really know if it'd matter anyway, good luck.

I would suggest getting enough of some kind of extended release opiate for you to actually get where you wanna be just by eating them the way you should. Just pop 'em before security and you're good.

So you say you've had a couple j's in your pocket?
Im just wondering when you go through that i think its a metal detector and they pat you down,
does that only detect metal, or does it detect other things like drugs etc.
I just been to an airport recently and it seems it'd be possible to stash some stuff in my boxers or somewhere similar w/o getting caught.

I walked through with a gram nug in my back pocket wrapped in a dollar bill. Im not sure if it was before or after 9/11 though.