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Old 2008-05-26, 20:58
SydMorrison SydMorrison is offline
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Default Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

Holy shit it's been a long time since I've made a thread in BLTC....

Anyways, down to business. I'm attending an Electronica based Music Festival (basically a 3-day outdoor rave) in a couple of months, and they said that every vehicle/person is open for a random search, etc etc etc.

Now, what I'm wondering is what would be the safest thing to sneak in (obviously small things - E/LSD is ideal I would think) and if anyone else has attended something like this.

I don't imagine that the searches will be too extensive...It's a pretty fucking big festival... Would it be a solid idea to cut a hole in a seat and put a bag in there, then sew it up aftewards?
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Old 2008-05-26, 21:00
Yorimasa Yorimasa is offline
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

Those searches will most likely not be too extensive. And just bring a lunchbox full of dildoes. When they open that up they'll stop searching.
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Old 2008-05-26, 21:46
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You has an asshole? You knows what to do.
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Old 2008-05-26, 21:46
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

A few methods I used to use:

You get those tubes of slender glowsticks in your country? Buy a bunch of them. Shove your stuff to the bottom and make sure the tube is sealed at that end. If they check the tubes all they're going to see is a bunch of glowsticks. This is effective if you're bringing in *ALOT* of stuff, in alot of glowstick tubes, they'll just assume you're a mad raver and slightly over-enthusiastic. Dont forget to go "PLUR!" alot and they'll probably leave you alone.

Underwear. Seriously. I've been patted up and down quite extensively by some rather leery bouncers, but no guy is going to pat you directly on your crotch. Or atleast, he shouldnt do.
I dont know if you're female or not, but if so, you can get away with stashing some stuff in your bra/crop top/whatever. Again, there are limits to what a bouncer/security *should* be checking, and they shouldnt be patting you on your tits.
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Old 2008-05-26, 21:52
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

get a box of newport 100's and a pack of regular newports, smoke all the 100's and then bag up the items you wish to bring in and place that in the bottom of the empty box, then take all the other regular cigs and put those ontop of the bag.
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Old 2008-05-26, 22:12
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MOST of those festivals just say that to cover their asses.

The search is generally nothing more than looking in your trunk for 10 seconds and asking you if you have anything that will get you in trouble.

Remember - at most of these events 95% of the staff are people who are going to the festival themselves -- they're just on staff to get to go for free. They want to check in everyone as soon as possible so they can go party too.

However, if you're going to one that IS going to do more of a search, simply hide it well in one of your bags among your belongings. They're not going to go through every item of every bag of every car, that would take them forever.

Smuggling drugs into a music festival is like illegal immigrants hopping the border back to Mexico.
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Old 2008-05-26, 23:04
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Last organised rave I went to I was at the front of the line and received a rather careful search from the bouncer. He went through literally everything even the rim of my hat where I had sensibly hidden a bag of speed and some pills. He saw the pills and speed and instantly put the hat back on my head, also found the grinder in my bag and asked what it was to which I replied that I had been having a smoke with my mate before I came and it was empty now. Also found the weed in my shoe but left it. Strange thing is he took an unopened bottle of water out of my bag and threw it in the drug amnesty bin and a can of beer off my friend. Almost every single person at the rave was on E or other substances and at £4 for a can of beer nobody was drinking! I might have been lucky but as another poster has said, half of it is probably to cover their backs and they realise that they cant stop drug use regardless... Either that or maybe the bouncer was a raver himself but I guess I was lucky.

Other festivals I have been to I have hidden weed, other drugs in an empty can and spray paint in the middle of a re-sealed beer crate (they arent going to open a crate and root through it.) Those Fake hollowed out openable security baked bean tins work pretty well if you are taking food in, or put it in with your tent/sleeping bag I take it you are camping? Failing that put it in your bag, hat, sock, underwear, behind a large belt buckle, taped to your gooch or up your arse...

Use some common sense hiding shit, this is a music festival... They aren't going to thoroughly search every single person when there are thousands to go through and most of the security don't care as long as its obviously personal and not for dealing.
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Old 2008-05-26, 23:07
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

Underwear. Seriously. I've been patted up and down quite extensively by some rather leery bouncers, but no guy is going to pat you directly on your crotch. Or atleast, he shouldnt do.
I dont know if you're female or not, but if so, you can get away with stashing some stuff in your bra/crop top/whatever. Again, there are limits to what a bouncer/security *should* be checking, and they shouldnt be patting you on your tits.

And at least in your case as a female if they do pat you on the crotch or tits they cant really accuse you of hiding drugs there because you can just accuse them of sexual harassment back at them.
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Old 2008-05-26, 23:09
Yorimasa Yorimasa is offline
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

Actually take some bathing suits and hide things in the key pockets. I have a pair of long patch pants that were made by hippys and they have a hidden velcro pocket in the lining of the pants that can hold a rediculous amount of stuff.
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Old 2008-05-26, 23:12
fat_thighs fat_thighs is offline
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Get creative. I know a guy who turned a few of the studs on his belt into tiny little compartments to hide small pills in. Or I've seen someone dealing who put little holes in all of his pills, strung it up and wore it as a wristband.

But yea, most music events don't give 2 shits if you have drugs. They're mostly looking for guys with weapons.
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Old 2008-05-27, 00:31
Suicide_Mouse Suicide_Mouse is offline
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If your a guy and your going with any girls get a massive boner before your going to get searched and say your friend was getting frisky with you (If they give you a weird look), as long as you don't look retardedly high at the same time they should move you on through pretty fast. If they start to keep you longer then you really want start moving it. Weapons and drugs don't move on command.

If your great at acting you could pull the whole really embarrassed act but you'll likely cast a bit of suspicion and still have to explain the boner in an embarrassed manner.
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Old 2008-05-27, 01:18
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Any music festival you have to sneak drugs into isn't worth going to in the first place.
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Old 2008-05-27, 02:59
doooshbaggy doooshbaggy is offline
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

if you are bringing a sleeping bag then take all the stuff you want to bring in and stick it in the bottom of a sleeping bag and then roll that up tight and then putt that in the holding bag. im pretty sure a person searching for drugs will not go through the trouble of unrolling a sleeping bag to search for drugs.

or if you are super sketched then tape like a dimebag full of pills to the back of your ball sack if your a dude. if your a girl then put the pills in some cling wrap and stick it in your pussy. if you get pat down and the guy starts to like feel around the back of your sack then be like what the fuck and act all pissed and call him a queer, and start yelling like this dudes a fag hes grabing my balls and he will probably let you right through out of embarrasment.
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Old 2008-05-27, 03:38
Nagasaki Nightmare Nagasaki Nightmare is offline
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

Quote:
Originally Posted by struggling artist
Any music festival you have to sneak drugs into isn't worth going to in the first place.


your a dipshit
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Old 2008-05-27, 13:08
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

But yea, most music events don't give 2 shits if you have drugs. They're mostly looking for guys with weapons.

Or glass bottles... They really really don't like glass bottles but considering some of the riots and bottlings iv been involved in at festivals I'm not really surprised.
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Old 2008-05-27, 13:16
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Originally Posted by tordek battlehammer
Last organised rave I went to I was at the front of the line and received a rather careful search from the bouncer. He went through literally everything even the rim of my hat where I had sensibly hidden a bag of speed and some pills. He saw the pills and speed and instantly put the hat back on my head, also found the grinder in my bag and asked what it was to which I replied that I had been having a smoke with my mate before I came and it was empty now. Also found the weed in my shoe but left it. Strange thing is he took an unopened bottle of water out of my bag and threw it in the drug amnesty bin and a can of beer off my friend. Almost every single person at the rave was on E or other substances and at £4 for a can of beer nobody was drinking! I might have been lucky but as another poster has said, half of it is probably to cover their backs and they realise that they cant stop drug use regardless... Either that or maybe the bouncer was a raver himself but I guess I was lucky.

Other festivals I have been to I have hidden weed, other drugs in an empty can and spray paint in the middle of a re-sealed beer crate (they arent going to open a crate and root through it.) Those Fake hollowed out openable security baked bean tins work pretty well if you are taking food in, or put it in with your tent/sleeping bag I take it you are camping? Failing that put it in your bag, hat, sock, underwear, behind a large belt buckle, taped to your gooch or up your arse...

Use some common sense hiding shit, this is a music festival... They aren't going to thoroughly search every single person when there are thousands to go through and most of the security don't care as long as its obviously personal and not for dealing.

What fest did you go to?
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Old 2008-05-27, 13:47
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No one, under any circumstances, has ever sneaked drugs into a music festival. It's simply forbidden.

Serious answer: any chemicals you have should be shoved in the end of your socks; the bouncers will probably not ask you to remove them. This works wonders for MDMA, LSD, K, etc. Don't do it with coke, though, as it'll turn into a yellow, sticky mess.

If you're taking weed, shove it down a girlfriends bra/thong. Make sure you warn her first so as to avoid a black eye.

Alternatively, you could just buy drugs there. Quality will be hit or miss, though, and you'll certainly get ripped off on price.

Going back to sneaking in: just use your initiative.

Edit: oh, and it's true what people here have said - bouncers are looking for weapons, or commercial things that you can/should purchase in the grounds of the festival/rave. Items like beer, for example. Generally speaking, most bouncers know that people on pills don't cause trouble; not when compared to alcohol at least. Remember, more often then not, they're not police!
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Old 2008-05-27, 14:24
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Default Re: Sneaking drugs into a Music Festival

What fest did you go to?

I go to a fair few! The bigger ones being: Nass (03,04,05,07,08) Reading (07,08), Westfest (07,08), Sanctuary (08) and hopefully next year il be going to hardcore heaven weekender next year as well as any others that pop up and little once I dont care to mention (because they were shit).

The only one iv really been extensively searched at was Westfest, all the others was just a quick check for glass bottles (which I always managed to get in anyway.) Never really made all that much of an effort to sneak much in because its easy as fuck. This year however I want to take rather a lot of spray paint to NASS (which has been banned since last years extensive bombing sprees) So il be designating a beer crate just for paint.



Alternatively, you could just buy drugs there. Quality will be hit or miss, though, and you'll certainly get ripped off on price.



Fuck that! weed is likely to be £10 for 1g (as iv always seen is) and only in £10 bags so essentially £20 only buys you 2g. Pills, speed, coke and any others iv ever cared to check out at festivals are almost always bunk, cut and well over priced although last year at NASS I did actually buy three of the cleanest and strongest pills iv ever had for £10 (Expensive but well worth it!) Anyone with any sense takes their own drugs in save being ripped off... Anyone with any more sense is the person who takes even more drugs in and makes a mint selling them and even better if you sell better bags, cheaper and clean stuff than the other dealers you sell to will love you very very much leading to some great social opportunity's (and fucks!)

Damn I love festivals and the season has just began so I'm getting very excited! :)
 
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