Youngest came downstairs this 'morning' (what you and me would call afternoon). Lights up and cell phones his girlfriend, on speaker of course.

Him: "What yer doing Babes?"

Her: "Not up yet, not dressed yet"

Him: "Why?"

Her: "Cos I'm lying here naked waiting for you?"

Him: *totally perplexed* Why??!!!! Huh?

Its embarrassing isn't it?

Excuse me , there's a 17 year old who needs his head bouncing off a wall.

Just tell him that you've posted her address online and he better leave now if he wants to still stand a chance :)

Maybe she's a minger mate. Or a very effeminate sounding guy who he knows is a shirt lifter who was messing with him.

You never know.

Nah its his long term g/f and she's VERY pretty, although a bit 'norfolk wench' way. She's also the brains of the outfit, a college girl. Fuck knows what she sees in him.

His brain needs the equivalent of WD-40.

Ah, come on jack! Have more confidence in your son... That's your offspring!!!

on speaker of course.

Why?

His brain needs a direct injection of WD-40.

Fixed. Because that'd kill him right?

He's probably just playing dumb and getting her to say what she wants to do with him in bed ;)

Youngest came downstairs this 'morning' (what you and me would call afternoon). Lights up and cell phones his girlfriend, on speaker of course.

Him: "What yer doing Babes?"

Her: "Not up yet, not dressed yet"

Him: "Why?"

Her: "Cos I'm lying here naked waiting for you?"

Him: "Pics or it didn't happen."


Fix'd.

she's VERY pretty.

You should have went.

lol @ the use of speaker phone.
So what happened after words Jack? Did he catch on and leave? You obviously know what happened in more detail then us, are you saying he never caught on and stayed home?

Fixed. Because that'd kill him right?
No. I meant the sludged-up machinery of his brain needs a virtual degreaser of some sort.

No. I meant the sludged-up machinery of his brain needs a virtual degreaser of some sort.

I know what you meant.

I meant anyone that thick needs to be put down, and was using your post as a convenient delivery mechanism.

Maybe he used the speaker to vigorously announce to his father that he is old enough and that an attractive female is awaiting him, but he is all the more manly to withstand the temptations flowing from the infernal speaker device.

In short, he wants to take your place as head of the family by being more masculine. Watch your back, Jack.

Nah its his long term g/f and she's VERY pretty, although a bit 'norfolk wench' way. She's also the brains of the outfit, a college girl. Fuck knows what she sees in him.

From what I've read of your son, being "the brains" of the operation doesn't exactly take much.