First solo shroom trip happened not too long ago and i feel really anxious today but ill tell ya a little about the trip.

It was fucking intense and went for a walk in this desert/forest area in my city. I went walking for 4 to 5 hours in the burning sun just walking all over in circles. By the time the hallucinations kicked in I was amazed at how well i was keeping my cool with how intense it was getting. however durning the highest peak of the trip i got lost, and started to loose my marbles a bit. But it worked out. It was like walking on a tredmill and the ground was moving beneath my feet. I couldnt tell where i was because all the surrounding landscape was moving too quickly with the slightest turn of my head. It felt like i was in a fucking snow globe. If that helps you get the picture

So finally I eventually took my shirt off because i learned that i was lost in the jungle, was dead, and now was spending eternity looking over my life and how i was doing (The usual introspective shroom stuff). I decided to spend the rest of my time picking up trash and thanking the forest for letting my live there. In fact this is where it gets funny......

I ended up seeing people who were walking their dogs and thought they were "Lost souls" and asked them if they wanted to pick up trash with me. Then i asked a few people if they knew jesus.....and thats when something even funnier happened.


While talking about jesus to some random guy I asked him why he had a family and a dog and i was doomed to walk the forest forever. He realized i was on drugs and actually went with it. He talked about how jesus saves, and second chances and even gave me a ride to a giant church convention because i told him I wanted to have a family and a second chance at life.

Being at a big church meeting while on shrooms was the most amazing thing i have experianced in a while. Everyone was so willing to help me. My shit was lost and they even gave me 3 new shits, a bible, and WATER! (I got thirsty from all the walking).

I caint say im a christan to the fullest. But the trip made me come to terms to alot of things, and i have a completley changed view on christans instead of hating them for saying all are damned to hell. I looked around and saw a bunch of hot chicks, X drug addicts, ect. and all they wanted was a second chance at life.......and christ gave it to them.



Just thought id share. It was fucking crazy. By the end of it I lost my wallet, and had all my Cargo pants pockets FILLED with trash that i was picking up "For the World". Pretty Crazy

Lol damn man, that is the funniest shit....ever. I kinda know how you fealt at first tho, I must have died at least 3 times now..

The jesus freaks probably stole your wallet to get your address and all that shit, watch yourself

exelent

Good read, sounds like quite the trip...

youre a retard, jesus doesnt save

Yes he does ..haven't you heard that slayer song....fucking christ...some people.

My shit was lost and they even gave me 3 new shits...

Uh, what?

I loled hard!:D

also, guy above me, i'm sure he meant shirts.

oh god...you don't know...how...ironic...that is...

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This isn't your blog, faggot. Your story was not funny, at all. You are also a fag, and I bet your shrooms were fucking low grade horrible dung pies

Oh youre that gay dude amirite

pics of shirts?

Yes he does ..haven't you heard that slayer song....fucking christ...some people.

lol that's what I was about to say


BTW gnarly ass shroom trip, i have to admit im pretty jealous

Everyone was so willing to help me. My shit was lost and they even gave me 3 new shits, a bible, and WATER! (I got thirsty from all the walking).

I laughed so fucking hard at the "they even gave me 3 new shits" like you lost your shit (i.e. lost your mind) and they gave it back threefold, kind of like a play on words , if you will

Omg can you teach me how to be so badass?