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 #1 
Old 2008-05-25, 18:55
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Fat chick smell....

I have noticed that the majority of fat chicks have this "Smell"

I can't describe it, but it isn't bad. Its not to great either. I walked by some girl at the PX today and I thought to my self "Fat chick smell"

Has anyone ever noticed this? its not the first time either. I had a roommate a while back and she had that smell too.
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Old 2008-05-25, 19:00
oral fixation oral fixation is offline
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well i've always thought fat chick smell was bad. its like this weird almost cheesy smell.

i've watch shows on tv before about mega obese people and they say they have to wash inbetween their rolls all the time because they get this weird 'build up'...i think that's the stuff that smells.
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Old 2008-05-25, 19:05
frizog frizog is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Is it mayo?

Or cheese stick in between their curls?
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Old 2008-05-25, 19:06
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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I guess it is kinda foul.
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Old 2008-05-25, 19:08
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

I've never noticed this...

Then again, I don't spend much time close enough to fat chicks to notice any particular odors...
 #6 
Old 2008-05-25, 19:09
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Usually chicks just smell like whatever perfume they're wearing.
 #7 
Old 2008-05-25, 19:10
frizog frizog is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

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Originally Posted by gadzooks
Usually chicks just smell like whatever perfume they're wearing.


Fat chicks rub mayo all over themselves before trying to dance on the dancefloor.
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Old 2008-05-25, 19:11
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Fat chicks rub mayo all over themselves before trying to dance on the dancefloor.

lol eww
 #9 
Old 2008-05-25, 19:13
frizog frizog is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

They get some cheese slices and place them under their fatty rolls. They do this when they think they're going to get lucky with a guy for once. They love the aroma of melted cheese under their fatty saggy stretched out fat.
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Old 2008-05-25, 19:15
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

I forgot, that it is usually the same smell.
 #11 
Old 2008-05-25, 19:27
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Fuck fat chicks, kill them. I pick up a scent around all girls if im within range....sometimes even after the bitch walks by ill be like god damn jesus christ what the hell....strong smell...not good but not bad.
 #12 
Old 2008-05-25, 19:59
Captain Cannabis Captain Cannabis is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Its definitely not a pleasant smell but most fat chicks have it and its not a perfume. It usually doesn't happen with chubby chicks just extremely obese ones.
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Old 2008-05-25, 20:19
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Quote:
Originally Posted by frizog
They get some cheese slices and place them under their fatty rolls. They do this when they think they're going to get lucky with a guy for once. They love the aroma of melted cheese under their fatty saggy stretched out fat.


Haha ewwwww!

Yeah I've never noticed a fat chick smell. I avoid them whenever possible.

I bet it's the smell of a yeast infection or fungus growing in their fat skin folds.

*ObZ
 #14 
Old 2008-05-26, 02:06
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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truly one of the more disturbing stenches back In highschool I got stuck walking behind these two fat broads that just got outta PE fuckin rancid I wanted to die...
 #15 
Old 2008-05-26, 02:36
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mother superior
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Its a weird 'off'/'sweet' smell that is so distinctive
 #16 
Old 2008-05-26, 02:55
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

It's fungus in their creases &
If you're brave?
It's there, that too,
You will find pieces!
 #17 
Old 2008-05-26, 03:00
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Is it possible it is just the smell of fat?

If you are what you eat and you smell like what you are, the smell is french fries and junk food.
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Old 2008-05-26, 03:02
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I think sometimes they eat so fast, crumbs and big mac sauce falls in between the rolls. And sometimes they hide food in the creases (twinkies, doritos, etc) to eat at a later time. Hence the smell.
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Old 2008-05-26, 03:07
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i know what you mean, they also seem to have a greasy feeling, not like covered in oil but i've only ever seen one skinny greasy person (who smelled like shit) but fat chicks have it.
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Old 2008-05-26, 03:09
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Many foods cause your sweat to smell in certain ways. I know, for instance, that I can smell coffee or potato skins in my sweat. Fatties, as they eat so much more are going to have more weird foods to sweat out. Let alone that they're are more warm & moist all the time.

I wonder if they save up weird smells in their fat reservoirs? To be secreted later for the enjoyment of all!
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Old 2008-05-26, 03:12
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its the decaying corpses of little animals that crawled into the folds looking for crumbs but never made it back out :O
 #22 
Old 2008-05-26, 04:26
doooshbaggy doooshbaggy is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrVitrol
its the decaying corpses of little animals that crawled into the folds looking for crumbs but never made it back out :O


i lol'ed
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Old 2008-05-26, 19:04
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wires
Its a weird 'off'/'sweet' smell that is so distinctive


This is it!
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Old 2008-05-26, 21:38
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Maybe it's fat people in general and not just the womens?

I had to sit next to a fat guy on the bus today. He stank of...stale sweat.
The smell of fresh sweat is fine, if someone has just finished working out, or it's really fucking hot weather, then cool. But the stink of stale sweat is hideous.
But worse are the fat men that try to hide the smell by dousing themselves with deodorants. That's even worse.


And oh, ick, the guy then started eating a pie. On the goddamn bus. You know that hideous partially digested meaty smell that some people get when they eat cheap shit food? That.

I was so repulsed I fled the bus and walked home.



I'm not sure what this is doing in S&A.
 #25 
Old 2008-05-26, 21:40
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I have noticed that the majority of fat chicks have this "Smell"


*dances*
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Old 2008-05-27, 03:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
Maybe it's fat people in general and not just the womens?

I had to sit next to a fat guy on the bus today. He stank of...stale sweat.
The smell of fresh sweat is fine, if someone has just finished working out, or it's really fucking hot weather, then cool. But the stink of stale sweat is hideous.
But worse are the fat men that try to hide the smell by dousing themselves with deodorants. That's even worse.


And oh, ick, the guy then started eating a pie. On the goddamn bus. You know that hideous partially digested meaty smell that some people get when they eat cheap shit food? That.

I was so repulsed I fled the bus and walked home.



I'm not sure what this is doing in S&A.


fat guys smell the same as thin guys, just worse. fat women have a distinctly different smell then thin women.
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Old 2008-05-27, 03:18
frizog frizog is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Actually fat girls give the best head. I found that out. They think its a slurpee or something.
 #28 
Old 2008-07-06, 05:17
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

I waited a while to agree with this thread.
 #29 
Old 2008-07-06, 05:33
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how fat are we talking?

I've never really come across it. I don't have a very good sense of smell however.
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Old 2008-07-06, 05:47
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It probably comes from those areas in-between their fat rolls where they can't wash themselves properly.
<3
 #31 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:38
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

are we talking nigella lawson or ina garten?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/nigellaES0409_468x614.jpg http://www.housebeautiful.com/cm/housebeautiful/images/hX/ina-garten-0207-xlg.jpg
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Old 2008-07-06, 13:42
twenty four seven twenty four seven is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Quote:
Originally Posted by frizog
They get some cheese slices and place them under their fatty rolls. They do this when they think they're going to get lucky with a guy for once. They love the aroma of melted cheese under their fatty saggy stretched out fat.



*dry heaves*
 #33 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:58
Sniper78 Sniper78 is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

What you smells guys is the cellulite. Curds of stinky and bumpy cottage cheese.
 #34 
Old 2008-07-06, 14:05
Spanish Castle Magic Spanish Castle Magic is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Well this thread is just fucking great, thanks guys for killing my erection.

Mad
 #35 
Old 2008-07-06, 14:27
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BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
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It smells like too much skin, almost.
 #36 
Old 2008-07-06, 16:24
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Honestly, i dont smell fat chicks that much so i couldnt really tell
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Old 2008-07-06, 17:47
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Re: Fat chick smell....

Quote:
Originally Posted by NoSkills
are we talking nigella lawson or ina garten?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/nigellaES0409_468x614.jpg http://www.housebeautiful.com/cm/housebeautiful/images/hX/ina-garten-0207-xlg.jpg


I have yet to smell them, although I imagine the one on the left is fuckable.
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Old 2008-07-06, 20:51
Banana Blunt Banana Blunt is offline
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Maybe the fat chicks of the world have taken those Planter's and Taco Bell commercials [the ones where women use shitty food as perfume with great success] too seriously. I mean, fat chicks do love their TV
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Old 2008-07-06, 23:33
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I think they get too tired before they finished showering properly, so the smell is still lingering.
 
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