Probably about 2 seconds for me, it's ok though as i didn't cry afterwards and she was asleep.

What about you?

what the fuck, lol

Haha

3 seconds for me
no joke
I counted
:D

Did he slip out or something?

fit like a wellington boot?

6 minutes~ :(

'bout 4'10''

5 minutes for me i think.

It was my first time and we were in a tree house.

About 2 minutes, and it was one of the best.

hmmm, about half an hour.

There was this one time that I was at a bush party with a bunch of friends, and suddenly my girlfriend at the time got in the mood, so we kinda wandered off a bit (although we weren't actually that far, I could still hear my friends and see the bon fire), and we found some tree to do it up against.

Due to the fact that it was a huge turn on, combined with the fact that we had to make it quick since someone could have seen us at any moment, I came pretty quickly.

Something like 2 minutes or so.

Which is weird, because usually I have a problem with taking too long.

I stuck it in her twice, before she said "That's my ass!!".

Probably around 2 min during a quicky.

Though there was this time that I got head for like 30min from my ex after she did the whole strip/dance thing and then I blew it in what I guess would be just under a minute after we started fucking. No problem though, I ate her out then we fucked again. That was definitely the fastest I ever came but I did get head first so I dunno if it counts.

Less than 2 minutes. Three consecutive encounters in a row.

My boyfriend had a temporary lack of dick control. And normally I wouldn't even care, except for the one time I was literally on the verge of orgasm, and I've NEVER had an orgasm from sex alone. It would've been groundbreaking.

Did you hit him out of anger??

Did you hit him out of anger??

No. I pretended like I didn't care at all. And then I had him go down on me to allay some of the frustration. (:()

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15tnqRGz9OA

one night in the sack with myself.

thank you, i found that quite entertaining.

I've came in my pants in the middle of a pre-coitus make out session and sloppily tried to stick it in afterwards.

Damn I have problems.

Half a minute.

thank you, i found that quite entertaining.

As did I.

Probably like 5-10 minutes. This is after giving my girlfriend a few orgasms through oral and one or two while fucking, and I just want to finish up.

No. I pretended like I didn't care at all. And then I had him go down on me to allay some of the frustration. (:()

Did you orgasm after that?

You should of totally shouted some abuse at him. He should of had some serious making up to do...

'bout 4'10''

Hehehehe!

I dunno about myself...Maybe 5 minutes or so.

Perhaps not completely on topic, but I'm going to tell you guys the most pathetic story of teenage sexual inexperience you've likely ever heard.

So, back when I was still a virgin, I was at my friend's house getting drunk. There were a few girls there and a few guys there, and we're all sorta friends. After getting sufficiently hammered, I start hitting on the sluttiest of the girls (this girl is extremely slutty, but very hot. It's known that she wants to fuck me, and she's tried a few times [sitting on my lap and grabbing my dick for no reason and shit like that]).

So a few beers later everyone starts going to bed, and by some miracle I end up in bed with this girl. I start joking around and shit, and I eventually get her top and bra off, still under the pretense of a joke. After a couple minutes of this, and her grabbing my dick a few times, I start spooning her so we can "sleep". I think she fell asleep, although I'm still not sure, and I sit there thinking I really want to lose my virginity I figure I'll get a hard-on and wake her up with it, which will undoubtedly result in mad sexings. I start beating myself off with one hand, making sure that she doesn't notice, trying to get hard. It must've been the booze because for the life of me I couldn't get hard.

So I'm sitting there, one hand on this girls breast (wrapped around underneath her), the other masturbating with a infuriatingly limp noodle, when all of a sudden I start coming. I didn't even know this was possible, but yet I'm lying there in bed with this total babe that wants to fuck me, with a limp dick in my hand and I'm jizzing all over my friend's bed. Premature ejaculation mixed with erectile dysfunction...who the fuck thought it was possible. I just sat there in shock/shame, and thought about how pathetic it was. At the same time though, I couldn't help but start laughing. The girl woke up when I started laughing, and I made the excuse that it was too hot and we should go sit in the other room for a few minutes, which we did then went back to bed. The next morning I woke up before she did, dressed and left without saying anything.

So the fastest sex I've ever had? Uh, I guess a minute or so, but that still wasn't nearly as bad as my first attempt at sex.

10 minutes, and I was pumping like a bunny. Much faster than my usual 30 minute vacation.

Like...less than a minute probably. It sucked.

I dunno I've had some pretty short sex... under a minute easily.

yeah one time i had so much build up to sex that once i stuck it in i came like almost immediately....but if felt sooo good.

Probably today, about 6 seconds, parents came back just as we were about to start.

Hehehehe!

I dunno about myself...Maybe 5 minutes or so.

glad somebody got that.

bravo, my friend.

i've never had sex.

This happened to me. Probably the best orgasm i've ever had lol. The bitch teased me for hours. Had her slap the rubber on, I penetrated, got a few thrusts in, and BAM. All over haha.

I feel bad for you!

I feel bad for you!

I feel stupid for you!

I feel stupid for you!

You do that.

You do that.

i already did. do i have to do it again? would you like to purchase some Egyptian cotton?

I'm struggling to think of any times less than 5 minutes.

As did I.
As did I.

i already did. do i have to do it again? would you like to purchase some Egyptian cotton?

Marvelous.

Probably about a minute :(

Funny.