i just got a hookah today that i ordered in the mail. it came with coals, but no smokables. so now im looking everywhere for the stuff and all the clerks i've spoken to offer me dip. would that work? it doesnt seem like it would taste all that great, or even burn well.

No tobacco shops 'round you carry shisha? There's gotta be at least 1 that does...

there is one around a half hour from my house. im eventually gonna end up going, but i was hoping to get some instant gratification.

Look for hooka bars. Also around my city there are small head shops they sell all of the cheap crap incuding hookahs. They are usually ran by asians or arabs but they always have the little boxes of shisha. could be different around you. And dont try dip that is nasty.

weed/hash you dum,b niggerr

mole's asses

salvia/crack

Buy some shisha and some cheesecloths. Squeeze the shisha in the cloths and save the liquid, toss the tobacco. Get some good buds and chop them into small little tiny chunks and some shake, but not too much shake. Now mix some shisha liquid with the buds/shake, not too much. Now add some small chunks of hash and sprinkle in some keif as well. Mix this all well. Make sure it's the same consistency of the original shisha; add more liquid/shake to compensate. Let it sit for about a week or more. Use it as you would shisha. Enjoy.

Peace.