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 #1 
Old 2008-05-23, 00:34
Molosh Molosh is offline
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Default Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

My boyfriend and I have been trying to have anal sex for some time but my penis is too large to penetrate his tight anus. We've tried all different positions but nothing works. Do you think having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?
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Old 2008-05-23, 00:36
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

Try detaching your penis and shoving it in that way.

It'll be much easier on the both of you. The bleeding might kill you and your homo boyfriend could hang himself.

Problem solved!
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Old 2008-05-23, 00:39
Affect Affect is offline
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

They make butt plugs for a reason.
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Old 2008-05-23, 00:41
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

I would imagine so.
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Old 2008-05-23, 00:44
thatsMYdog thatsMYdog is offline
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

Actually it does. But that doesn't by any means mean you should skip the lube >_<
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Old 2008-05-23, 07:25
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

Now for a serious answer!:

I can see it going horribly wrong and turning into some kind of exorcist-esque hydraulic enema which will result in the two of you sitting in a tub full of shit soup.

Good luck!
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Old 2008-05-23, 07:29
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

Yes it will but a hot flannel pressed against the butthole tends to be just as effective. LOTSA lube and slooooooow.

And do think about wearing a butt plug.
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Old 2008-05-23, 19:35
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

Turning your anal sex into a shit soup will do fuck all for you...
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Old 2008-05-23, 22:49
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

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Turning your anal sex into a shit soup will do fuck all for you...


Even in the bathtub, that only happens AFTER he's done with you :(
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Old 2008-05-23, 22:58
weirdlittlepotsmoker weirdlittlepotsmoker is offline
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

I tried fucking in a pool. Not even worth trying.
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Old 2008-05-23, 23:46
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

Water makes your skin harder to slip against/past other skin IME. Pools/baths, you can do it but it's not easier IMO.

Plus anal in a bath doesn't sound like the easiest way, go ahead and try if you want but I would just use a ton of lube and if you wanted to (I hate this stuff because it will make me numb -See extended pleasure condoms thread) you could get some lube that has benzocaine in it which could help with any pain you are feeling.

The best way to do it that I've found however is just lots of lube, going slow and having my gf know how to actually relax her ass.
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Old 2008-05-24, 01:22
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

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Water makes your skin harder to slip against/past other skin IME. Pools/baths, you can do it but it's not easier IMO.

Plus anal in a bath doesn't sound like the easiest way, go ahead and try if you want but I would just use a ton of lube and if you wanted to (I hate this stuff because it will make me numb -See extended pleasure condoms thread) you could get some lube that has benzocaine in it which could help with any pain you are feeling.

The best way to do it that I've found however is just lots of lube, going slow and having my gf know how to actually relax her ass.


How would that make sense if there are water based lubricants?
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Old 2008-05-24, 03:46
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

I dunno, but it does seem to have that effect. You know when you take a shower how you get "squeaky clean" and sliding your hand down your side, arm, leg or whatever actually makes it "catch" on your skin a couple or so times?

I've had that happen in pools, tubs, hottubs, and the shower (For some reason the shower seems less of an issue.)

That's just my experiences though, it could even be my local water being either to hard or soft. (I think those are the terms :S)

Some people might have a great easy time in places like that but it's never really worked out to well for me.
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Old 2008-05-24, 04:22
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

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I dunno, but it does seem to have that effect. You know when you take a shower how you get "squeaky clean" and sliding your hand down your side, arm, leg or whatever actually makes it "catch" on your skin a couple or so times?

I've had that happen in pools, tubs, hottubs, and the shower (For some reason the shower seems less of an issue.)

That's just my experiences though, it could even be my local water being either to hard or soft. (I think those are the terms :S)

Some people might have a great easy time in places like that but it's never really worked out to well for me.


I know what you mean, but I think that is just a perceived effect that really would need some further looking into...hmmm, now I'm thinking....
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Old 2008-05-24, 04:49
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

Well for vaginal sex I've done it in all of the above that I listed, but anal only in a shower. It worked alright, but not as well as in bed with some lube.

I also wonder what position you would take for anal in a bath, I don't doubt that you could find one or more but how comfortable would it be for both parties? Not to mention how much control would you have, that's pretty important for anal.

Pushing water up there shouldn't be too much of an issue since you generally don't come all the way out before you start going back in but it does have that risk I guess, but whats the worst that this could cause from what I would assume would be only a small amount of water.
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Old 2008-05-24, 05:43
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

You could try not being a fucking troll.

superglue works well, also.
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Old 2008-05-24, 05:47
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

lol wtf, I never even read the OPs post properly, either way, my points still stand. I'm open for other opinions though.
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Old 2008-05-24, 07:37
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

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Well for vaginal sex I've done it in all of the above that I listed, but anal only in a shower. It worked alright, but not as well as in bed with some lube.

I also wonder what position you would take for anal in a bath, I don't doubt that you could find one or more but how comfortable would it be for both parties? Not to mention how much control would you have, that's pretty important for anal.

Pushing water up there shouldn't be too much of an issue since you generally don't come all the way out before you start going back in but it does have that risk I guess, but whats the worst that this could cause from what I would assume would be only a small amount of water.


If you are going to be in water and doing anal, you will have to have lubricant. Something that isn't water based, which means petroleum jelly, which means KY. Anyways, for a good position in the bathtub for anal, depending on how big the guy's dick is...cowgirl or reverse cowgirl would work. :P

lol wtf, I never even read the OPs post properly, either way, my points still stand. I'm open for other opinions though.

Yeah, I really don't see how you are trolling? I think that guy is justing hating and shit...
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Old 2008-05-24, 16:37
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

If you are going to be in water and doing anal, you will have to have lubricant. Something that isn't water based, which means petroleum jelly, which means KY. Anyways, for a good position in the bathtub for anal, depending on how big the guy's dick is...cowgirl or reverse cowgirl would work. :P


What he said except do it standing.
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Old 2008-05-24, 16:40
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

http://www.salagir.com/gfx/troll-web.jpg
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Old 2008-05-24, 21:47
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

I'd be pretty worried about the possibility of slipping and yeah I'm guessing you would have to use some lube too.

And who the fuck cares if the OP was trolling it started a decent conversation.
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Old 2008-05-24, 21:49
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

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I'd be pretty worried about the possibility of slipping and yeah I'm guessing you would have to use some lube too.

And who the fuck cares if the OP was trolling it started a decent conversation.


Exactly, this guy isn't contributing shit just like the troll.
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Old 2008-05-25, 09:30
Molosh Molosh is offline
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Default Re: Will having anal sex in a warm bath make penetration easier?

I ask a honest question and everyone acuses me of trolling, go tohell faggotds. MadMad
 
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