I'm sure all guys do it.. have a wank thinking about a girl they know in real life who is fucking beautiful, but luckily the girl generally never has to know.

How would you feel knowing a guy you know was polishing one off looking at your facebook photos, or even just imagining you being there to do the job for us?

I'm wondering, because sometimes I get a real bad sense of guilt thinking I'm a complete sleaze ball.

Heh, I walk past girls all the time and think "I had a wank about you before..."

sometimes I get a real bad sense of guilt thinking I'm a complete sleaze ball.

Are you serious?

Any woman should be so lucky to be the object of my carnal desires, even if only for a fleeting moment.

Ahh Facebook and Myspace, it's truly a new age for the sleazy gentleman. I remember a time when one had to rely solely on the Visual Wank Bank for jollies.

I've had two guys tell me they did that. It was initially disturbing but now I couldn't care.

I've had two guys tell me they did that

yeah well I've had three

i have wanked to everyone in this just now!!! :O

... I don't get why you'd even ask this.

I mean, unless you plan on walking up to these girls everyday and telling them you rubbed one out thinking about them and then go into great detail on what you imagined they did etc.

Go tell them about it, let us know what they say/do.

I can only fantasize about girls I've had sex with in the past. To be fair they whacked me off for me, so they couldn't possibly complain if I still fantasize about them.

Hah it's flattering and violating at the same time


I'm sure even if you did tell them
they'd pretend to be absolutely disgusted by it
but still going around bragging to everyone that you said it

Don't worry

I don't think there is anything wrong with that at all.

I would be flattered, maybe a little weirded out if he just came right out and said "HEY! I RUBBED ONE OFF TO YOU LAST NIGHT!"

It is just an indicator that the guy thinks that I am attractive in some way. Even if it is just "wow, her ass looks good when she bends over!" or something equally objectifying and specific.

I can't lie. I don't understand people who would be offended by that. Women go out of their way, even spend hundreds of dollars, to appeal to men's carnal desire, and then fault them for it when they act on it.

Don't hand out samples if you don't want people to try them :P

I'd be 2 parts flattered 1 part disgusted.

I've done the same, not gonna lie, but I'd expect the guy to be disgusted if I let him know.

I've done the same
This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.

/gives up all hope of a normal sexuality

Obviously I have no intention of telling the girls, I was more just curious.

Only time I did tell a girl I had was because she told me she'd done the same about me.

God damn we had the best sex ever.

I have always wanted to know the answer to this question.

I've done the same, not gonna lie, but I'd expect the guy to be disgusted if I let him know.

If the girl is at least semi-attractive, most guys would be fucking elated all day if a chick whispered this in their ear.

I honestly don't see one reason to be disgusted, unless the girl is ugly/nasty.

Edit: So, if you do, and hell, even if you don't do it, make sure you tell the guy if you want to make his day.

If the girl is at least semi-attractive, most guys would be fucking elated all day if a chick whispered this in their ear.

I honestly don't see one reason to be disgusted, unless the girl is ugly/nasty.

Edit: So, if you do, and hell, even if you don't do it, make sure you tell the guy if you want to make his day.

This!

It would make me sick.

I really don't care if guys fap to me. I don't see why they would, but whatever floats your boat. I just don't see how guys can get off to a picture of a girl. I guess I just don't have a vivid enough imagination.

PM me some pics and I'll tell you. ;-)

Seriously, my pm box is friggin empty.

Consider this: we can get off just thinking about girls, and a picture just makes recalling every detail that much easier. And we're all extremely perverted so it goes from whatever the picture was to a naked version of whatever the picture was. From there.... I'll leave it to your imagination.

Like I said, whenever I got told, it was insta-boner.

Even if a girl was ugly I'd still be thinking "I am one sexy beast" for the rest of the day. If you tell the guy, chances are you won't need to be helping yourself out.

Hah it's flattering and violating at the same time

What's violating about me saying "I was looking at your picture earlier and my cock shot up like a sky rocket...So I waxed me carrot to imaginary scenarios between you and Jessica Alba"?

All innocent and stuff.

I didn't feel violated when girls buffed the bean thinking of me. Didn't really feel flattered either.
I felt kinda pissed off that I wasn't invited to the party.

I had a lol.

If I ever fantasize about a guy it bothers me until I find out the truth. Through my experience, it's best to keep fantasies, fantasies because they're SO MUCH better than the reality.

The only guy I've repeatedly gotten off to was my best friend. We were strictly platonic for 4 years before we started having a sexual relationship, and holy cripes, what a build up of expectation and tension. The sex was AWESOME. I like to revisit it every now and then.

If the girl is at least semi-attractive, most guys would be fucking elated all day if a chick whispered this in their ear.

I honestly don't see one reason to be disgusted, unless the girl is ugly/nasty.

Edit: So, if you do, and hell, even if you don't do it, make sure you tell the guy if you want to make his day.

i have never, ever read anything that bore as close resemblance to the truth.
Ladies, This^

Best friend sex is always the absolute best, but then the friendship always ends up crashing and burning. Fruit of the devil I tell ya.

This!

It's taboo around these parts to speak of masturbating if you're a woman.

Dude, I don't know why but you strike me as someone who lies on the internet.

If I ever fantasize about a guy it bothers me until I find out the truth. Through my experience, it's best to keep fantasies, fantasies because they're SO MUCH better than the reality.

The only guy I've repeatedly gotten off to was my best friend. We were strictly platonic for 4 years before we started having a sexual relationship, and holy cripes, what a build up of expectation and tension. The sex was AWESOME. I like to revisit it every now and then.

Yes, cheap thrills outline your life. Have fun being another number.

Best friend sex is always the absolute best, but then the friendship always ends up crashing and burning. Fruit of the devil I tell ya.

Nope, the Devil's fruit is far from sex with best friends. The friendships crash and burn because people slept with them for all the wrong reasons.

I've been informed of this proceeding when my friends are drunk. At first I am always shocked but then I don't care much. They always act like it never happened

Probably because the thought of making you uncomfortable, in turn makes them extremely uncomfortable.

i told one of my ex's that while we were going out, she told me she did the same thing too.

It's nothing uncommon people.
If you can't see your girl that night or she can't see you.

Dude, I don't know why but you strike me as someone who lies on the internet.


Well I might have played that up a little.

First time we had sex, it was mighty sloppy, but it kind of got better. I'm still pathetic in the sack, but in my head the sex was good.. Mainly because she's the type of girl who I have no idea I manage to pull every now and then.

Generally, I don't have a clue what I'm doing and am really partial to "getting lucky" - i.e. getting with a woman through pure luck every once in a while.

Otherwise, it is a true story.. I did have a girl who told me she masturbated over me, we had sex a few times, I told her I had done the same thing.

Well I might have played that up a little.

First time we had sex, it was mighty sloppy, but it kind of got better. I'm still pathetic in the sack, but in my head the sex was good.. Mainly because she's the type of girl who I have no idea I manage to pull every now and then.

Generally, I don't have a clue what I'm doing and am really partial to "getting lucky" - i.e. getting with a woman through pure luck every once in a while.

Otherwise, it is a true story.. I did have a girl who told me she masturbated over me, we had sex a few times, I told her I had done the same thing.

Lol, fair enough.

This, pretty much.

However I would be slightly disarmed, simply because generally fantasies stay fantasies and I would be surprised to hear someone talking so bluntly about their own. I would also find it strange that I would be the object of someone's erotic attention.

This, pretty much.

However I would be slightly disarmed, simply because generally fantasies stay fantasies and I would be surprised to hear someone talking so bluntly about their own. I would also find it strange that I would be the object of someone's erotic attention.

Don't find yourself that sexually attractive, eh?

Don't find yourself that sexually attractive, eh?

No, it's not that. I know I'm not bad looking. It's just that 'being attractive' seems like a really abstract kind of concept, but having a person give you concrete evidence that they think you're fit is a little bit surprising. If that makes sense at all?

No, it's not that. I know I'm not bad looking. It's just that 'being attractive' seems like a really abstract kind of concept, but having a person give you concrete evidence that they think you're fit is a little bit surprising. If that makes sense at all?

So you are uncomfortable with the thought of someone being sexually turned on by your mere appearance?