From what I have HEARD this is an awesome experience. I was told it will hurt going in, immensely so, so you stick it in and leave it up there a few minutes until you loosen up.

You then start wanking.

You press down with the dildo and it makes heaps of precum come out.

Anyway, APPARENTLY when you are going to cum, you use that dildo like a psycho and make it thrust really fast in your arsehole and your whole arsehole feels like the head of your cock when you are coming. Pretty intense.

This is just what I've heard.

okay.

I'll go try this out right now.

Start small and eventually your cum will shoot 6+ every time you do assplay when masturbating.

I've come close to trying stuff like this out, but then I back out the last second.

Maybe one of these days...

OH HAY GAIZ

*sigh*

It felt good when I did it. Mind you I was short on dildos, but I figure just about anything will do the job.

That was the first thing I ever read in the forums of this site.
It's the first thing that made me want to join this place.

Might as well go all out and ram a tree stump up your ass.

REAL MEN USE HIGHLIGHTERS.

Itll work.

Superglue the cap onto the marker first!

Superglue the cap onto the marker first!

Oh man... He's so right. MAKE SURE IT DRIES FIRST THOUGH JESUS FUCK.

I do NOT want to see "highlighter pt.2, it's super glued to my insidey parts".

I rofled.

I loved that thread, too bad you had to tell the hot nurse about the highligter.

I tried it once using my finger but it didn't feel too good. Felt more like taking a shit in reverse.

Use a hairbrush handle and jam that shit up your ass.

You can use your finger. Careful though, you may turn gay.

A friend of mine, when he was 13 years old he heard about "pegging." This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms..............

Thanks a lot asshole, now I have to go read that again.

..................tl/dr, I no longer have a large intestine, and I got my sister preggers. All in the same day, too.

There's a tucker max story somewhere where he talks to a woman who has a career in something sexual and she says she has made guys come so hard they passed out through anal stimulation. I tried to find it, but there are too many stories to reread them all and I don't feel like googling that phrase+tucker max

..................tl/dr, I no longer have a large intestine, and I got my sister preggers. All in the same day, too.

wut

5char

wut

How the shit do you not know about Guts? It's like a rite of passage here.

http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

Fucking READ IT.

Me tough, me man, me stick STICKS UP MY CAN! Pffff, are you not from Australia?

Jamming a dildo up your butt sounds unhealthy. A real cock is unlikely to do as much damage as a dildo. Or vibrating anal beads or a vibrating butt plug.

REAL MEN USE HIGHLIGHTERS.

We need this on a t-shirt.
In fact, I'm going to get a t-shirt with this printed on as soon as my exams are over.
Stupid uni exams.

How the shit do you not know about Guts? It's like a rite of passage here.

http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

Fucking READ IT.

It normally takes quite a bit to make me feel sick, but I read this a while ago and something about the way it was written made me need to lean over a sink for a few minutes half way through to calm down. After that I finished it without incident.

Oh man... He's so right. MAKE SURE IT DRIES FIRST THOUGH JESUS FUCK.

I do NOT want to see "highlighter pt.2, it's super glued to my insidey parts".

That would make the BEST FUCKING SEQUEL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, try the vibrating plugs and beads. It's safer and better.

We need this on a t-shirt.

QFMFT
I loved that thread so much. It's one of my favorite funny memories of totse. I always feel like I'm reading "Highlighters" whenever I read "HTS-Noob". Always makes me smile :)

On topic, yeah you can cum without touching your dick, it's fucking hard but possible. My ex got me to cum with just two fingers and some lube. You both obviously need to be pretty open to try this. Only time it happened and I got hit on my cheek right next to my right eye. That stuff shot far, it went in an arch rather then straight, or so I hear, my eyes were closed. Either way, it was fucking intense and I couldn't care less about getting hit with cum since i was loving the orgasm that seemed to last longer then normal.

If you actually want to try playing with your ass while wanking then I'll try to explain what it feels like and how I've found to make it feel best (Obviously this may differ entirely for you). I've only used fingers so I can't tell you what a dildo's like but I'd be interested in trying it.

"I tried it a couple of times using my finger but it didn't feel too good. Felt more like taking a shit in reverse."

From what I've felt this is what it's like when your just getting in, like maybe a digit or a bit more. I suggest really relaxing your ass muscles, like your about to take a shit or you couldn't care less if you did, hope you know what I mean. Not pushing just relaxed, not just mentally relaxed, though that definitely helps.
When you're really relaxed after you have a digit or so up there then keeps pushing it up until you can move it around a bit, once your past the ring-like entrance.
You'll really get a "weird" feeling once you start to wiggle it around and in and out a tiny bit, if your like me, you'll find this pleasurable, otherwise you might not be an anal-pleasure kinda guy/girl. You should experiment by touching around and putting light pressure on different places to see what you like most.
What I like the most, and this is how I came without having my dick touched, is to lay on my back and have a girl do the same action as rubbing a g-spot on a girl in the same position. It kinda makes you feel like you have to pee and it's really sensitive but I think it feels godly. Also when you touch yourself while doing this it feels sooo much better IMO.

Like I said, I'd try using a dildo but first I'd need to get one, I'll bet it's better then your fingers but then again, you wouldn't have as much control.

Not everyone enjoys the feeling of anal-play but I think most people are just a little too afraid, grossed out, nervous or worried it makes them gay so they don't get to enjoy it.

I suggest you try it with your finger first before a dildo lol but if you are worried about it being dirty then just do it in the shower, no mess, and if you don't want to actually go in just yet then just play with your asshole (finger on it with light rubbing) and see if you like that.

Do whatever makes you feel good :)

How the shit do you not know about Guts? It's like a rite of passage here.

http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

Fucking READ IT.

That story was nuts! I've never read anything like that. Although I did read an urban legend about a chick masturbating with a broomstick on a washing machine, ending horribly. So do I gain my right of passage? :)

btw it'll be a long time before I ever let anything other than a human body part go inside me :(

I forgot to mention that once you have anything in there you still have to keep your ass pretty relaxed, if you don't it'll fucking hurt when you clamp onto whatever's in there.

It always makes me laugh when someone hasn't read Guts. Oh the fun of telling them to read it :)

QFMFT
I loved that thread so much. It's one of my favorite funny memories of totse. I always feel like I'm reading "Highlighters" whenever I read "HTS-Noob". Always makes me smile :)

On topic, yeah you can cum without touching your dick, it's fucking hard but possible. My ex got me to cum with just two fingers and some lube. You both obviously need to be pretty open to try this. Only time it happened and I got hit on my cheek right next to my right eye. That stuff shot far, it went in an arch rather then straight, or so I hear, my eyes were closed. Either way, it was fucking intense and I couldn't care less about getting hit with cum since i was loving the orgasm that seemed to last longer then normal.

If you actually want to try playing with your ass while wanking then I'll try to explain what it feels like and how I've found to make it feel best (Obviously this may differ entirely for you). I've only used fingers so I can't tell you what a dildo's like but I'd be interested in trying it.

"I tried it a couple of times using my finger but it didn't feel too good. Felt more like taking a shit in reverse."

From what I've felt this is what it's like when your just getting in, like maybe a digit or a bit more. I suggest really relaxing your ass muscles, like your about to take a shit or you couldn't care less if you did, hope you know what I mean. Not pushing just relaxed, not just mentally relaxed, though that definitely helps.
When you're really relaxed after you have a digit or so up there then keeps pushing it up until you can move it around a bit, once your past the ring-like entrance.
You'll really get a "weird" feeling once you start to wiggle it around and in and out a tiny bit, if your like me, you'll find this pleasurable, otherwise you might not be an anal-pleasure kinda guy/girl. You should experiment by touching around and putting light pressure on different places to see what you like most.
What I like the most, and this is how I came without having my dick touched, is to lay on my back and have a girl do the same action as rubbing a g-spot on a girl in the same position. It kinda makes you feel like you have to pee and it's really sensitive but I think it feels godly. Also when you touch yourself while doing this it feels sooo much better IMO.

Like I said, I'd try using a dildo but first I'd need to get one, I'll bet it's better then your fingers but then again, you wouldn't have as much control.

Not everyone enjoys the feeling of anal-play but I think most people are just a little too afraid, grossed out, nervous or worried it makes them gay so they don't get to enjoy it.

I suggest you try it with your finger first before a dildo lol but if you are worried about it being dirty then just do it in the shower, no mess, and if you don't want to actually go in just yet then just play with your asshole (finger on it with light rubbing) and see if you like that.

Do whatever makes you feel good :)

Ahhh so it turns out you are homosexual? Makes sense...

Ahhh so it turns out you are homosexual? Makes sense...

lol, not quite, but you already know my opinion on this :P

Oh well, whatever, it still feels good. Simple as that.

lol, not quite, but you already know my opinion on this :P

Oh well, whatever, it still feels good. Simple as that.

Lol, I am not shunning you for your interest in anal play. I originally thought you were a woman with how easily you empathize with given emotions. I thought this to be a rare trait, since most people on this board can't do it. Which is why I immediately thought that if you were a male, you had to be homosexual. Now in very rare cases there are heterosexuals who can empathize with women, and other's feelings. However, you just boosted my ego in accordance with my detective skills! :P

Glad to be of service lol and yeah almost everyone who knows me would call me quite empathetic. I didn't take your original words as insulting and I'm not offended by you initially thinking I was a women lol I'm sure a few people have on this board. :P

So when exactly did you realize that you were an extremely empathetic person? That you had a good eye for defogging people's emotions?

This will probably sound vividly insane (I guess it is) but I would say around 14 when I was in a mental health hospital (Voluntary technically, but it didn't feel so for a few reasons).

I spent 8 months there and there were only 8 rooms and when I first got there I was the youngest and the only guy.

I learned to listen a lot and I had similar experiences with a lot of the girls there so I had plenty of opportunity to add my opinion and feelings on them as well as hear theirs.

Soon after I started dating one of the girls and it lasted about a month. When she cheated on me and didn't want to continue it. I then had 6 girls who now felt like close friends talk to me about it and I continued to listen. At the end of my stay there were 3 guys and 5 girls so the whole time I got to listen to and engage in private conversations that most wouldn't talk about outside of their closest friends but by 4 months of living together learning all of this stuff about each other we all pretty much agreed we felt like family.

I was really shy before I went (Not why I went) but by the time I left I was quite outgoing and felt very much like I had so much to take with me from my experiences with the girls.
I miss a lot of them now, and don't get to see them often as we live quite far apart.

I attribute everything that I gained and all of my personal changes from personality to mental health to having spent that time with 7 other people in close courters and having fun with them when we had free time, the doctors/hospital was something I was used to and nothing new was introduced to me in that area while I was there.

Makes total sense, if only they had boot camps like this to send young boys so they would learn how to actually cherish and appreciate women. Then the world might be a happier place...

I like anal play. I've achieved a few hands free orgasms this way. They were easily ten times as intense as normal orgasms. If you use a fair amount of pressure with a vibrator against the prostate, you should be able to do it. When I came though, I didn't actually ejaculate, but instead all the muscles in the area started spasming like women's do. I once got it to last 10 minutes straight, and then I had tremors for about a 1/2 hour afterwards. It was the most intense experience I've ever had. When I met my fiance, to get her used to anal sex, I let her finger me in the shower while I masturbated. I blew a hug load on her face, and she couldn't believe how much I enjoyed it. As a bonus, I learned to relax those muscles on cue, which makes taking a crap a matter of seconds instead of minutes.

If you plan to use your fingers, wash them first as the acid on your hands can sting. Your anal lining is also very sensitive, so trim and file your nails. Doing this won't ruin those muscles so you can't hold your crap, it only makes them more flexible, like stretching your other muscles in your body. I'm not sure if I'd ever let another guy fuck me though, I think it would just be weird.