ok ok ok....plz help. There is this really cute girl on the bus i take every morning. a few problems come into factor here

1) She always has headphones on
2) Other people might here me get smacked down with rejection


HOw the fuck do i start a conversation with a girl who has headphones. Make her take them off to say hello? Kinda wierd in my opinion. What could i do to simply ask if she wants to hang out some time. Im almost SURE she wants me to talk to her, last time she got off the bus she stared right at me while she was walking away and gave me a "Why the fuck havnt you taked to me yet" look.

You should give her a "Take off your fucking headphones bitch, so I can say hello, then ask you out, then get rejected" look.

1. Ask her what she's listening to.

2. Depending on her answer, decide if you want to continue the conversation.

3. If so, discuss music.

4. Plow her.

5. Discuss music over a cigarette.

Go up to her, she will most likely remove her headphones as most people do to be able to hear when someone talks to them.

From there, ask her name. Introduce yourself and talk to her like any other girl that you're interested in.

I get alot of girls trying to talk to me when i have headphones on - if they're foxy the phones come out if not i keep one ear in and end that conversation.

Women seek my essence.

lul u should liek totally appr0ach her and st1ck it in h3r p00p3r. (That was serious advice)

1. Ask her what she's listening to.

2. Depending on her answer, decide if you want to continue the conversation.


Simple as that? Ive done that before...

1. Ask her what she's listening to.

2. Depending on her answer, decide if you want to continue the conversation.

3. If so, discuss music.

This. Just make sure that if you get to step three, you don't agree with her too much.

Find ONE moment when she doesnt have her headphones on her head. Be like, "WTF ho I thought those were super glued to your head or somethin". She will say 'lol why' and then you say something like, "well I really want to have sex with you, and we listen to the same shit" (as you hear the music coming out of her headphones when she has them off.

Take a shitload of Datura and get on the bus. You won't have to think about it then. It'll just happen. We'll you'll either end up dating/fucking her, get beaten up by the jocks for acting all weird or stripping yourself naked, breaking the arm of the busdriver, throwing him out the door at 100mph and then proceeding to take the bus on a joyride ending in you crashing it into a daycare centre where you will take the babies hostage as you believe you are the leader of a new age and you need a harem of virgins to inseminate with your alien seed.

ok bunny.meatball...

He doesn't have to. He's already High on Datura.

Tap her on the shoulder...

"Excuse me...I see you on the bus every morning and I was wondering what you're listening to"

She says "Erm...<Enter something here>"

You say "Oh right...Not bad I listen to the same sorta thing"

She says "Oh really...Who you into?"

You say "Oh I like that band 'wanna go out sometime and have a proper conversation about this over dinner'...Ever heard of them?"

Worth a try, little man.

Tap her on the shoulder...

"Excuse me...I see you on the bus every morning and I was wondering what you're listening to"

She says "Erm...<Enter something here>"

You say "Oh right...Not bad I listen to the same sorta thing"

She says "k."

You say "..."


Fixed for the worst that could happen.