I'm sure its got to happen at some point in my life, but i do doubt myself some times and fear that i will go my whole life with sex. is this a completly absurd notion?

First of all, how old are you?

that would be 17

you mean without sex im guessing?

and no, you're 17 ffs. so long as you are reasonably non-death worthingly unattractive (prolly used too many negative ideas there but you get what i mean) you will get laid at some point.

if you were 50 you might have reason to worry.

if you are a 50 year old virgin then there are always hookers.
either that or butt rape :)

hookeeeerrs

I remember losing my virginity when I was 17. It was a fine summer day on some dusty old cushions on my garage floor.

Best one minute of my life.

Ive seen some really fat ugly fuckers get laid simply because they're confident! Its time to grow a set of balls. No-one wants to fuck some depressed kid...

Except emos...

Isaac Newton was a virgin when he died. Look at all the cool shit he did.

Today Wikipedia crushed my spirit. When I say stuff online, I usually check out the Wikipedia page of certain words, then branch out and read about various things.

Today I chose eccentric. Eccentric led to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_celibacy

It also led to some stuff about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_frustrated_chump#.22Below_Average_Frustrat ed_Chumps.22

but that was somewhere farther down the line.

In short: Wikipedia hurts.

wow some of that stuff was a bit cold ill say damn

If you're going to college, your chances of getting laid will go up significantly. Everyone gets laid at college, or at least they should.

The Chinese have a 120:100 boy girl ratio.
I'm sure quite a few Chinese men die virgins, and it will only increase with time.
And like that other guy said, Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Don't bother yourself with lowly pleasures of flesh, do something great with your life.

Don't worry about. Sex is for fags anyway.

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.


Source?

Technically, you could die a virgin because you never know what might happen. I would get out there and fuck someone if I were you. Just dont get HIV.

I was about to mention that. LOL!
For the source, I think I read it from his wikipedia entry.

that would be 17

Well then you've got a long way to go yet.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18.

The most important thing to remember:

Being insane is keeping doing the same thing, but expecting different results.


Don't be insane.

dont worry about it I lost my virginity when I was 25 yrs old itll happin just dont look for it let it find you

Ok, first of all don't worry about it until your out of high school. Focus on getting to know the opposite gender for now. Dont look for a relationship, or sex, at all. Masturbate OFTEN if thats what you have to do. Just try and be confident about who you are. And get female friends. Even if they are ugly, they will help you understand how chicks work. if you dont accidently get a girlfriend before your 20, then ask your small harem of female friends to try and hook you up. this will get you married before 25.

but!

If your looking for the one night passion, just be really confident. and try and make a woman feel like she thinks she would if you were tall dark and handsome(assuming your not already).

I did this, and eventually married one of the girls I kept around me as friends. fell in love on accident. married at 20, lost my virginity.

Being insane is keeping doing the same thing, but expecting different results.


I believe that's called being stupid.

It's not an absurb notion if you keep believing it. The more you believe it the more likely it will be. People who have beliefs of irrartional thought tend to make sure that the irational thought becomes reality, because if it didn't happen that way they believe that their whole world of logic would fall apart, and in a way it does. e.g. I believe that I will never weigh less then 310 lbs, I am trying to get down to 240 lbs by 2010, chances are I will fail because I don't believe it will happen for me, so subconciously I am trying to sabotage my chances of getting to that point, because if I were to get to that point, then that means I was wrong, and I would have to admit I was wrong, people don't like to admit when their wrong even to themselves, so they will do anything possible to make themselves right, even if that means losing what they want. The stronger your belief is the more right you will want to be in that belief, and the harder you will work to make sure that belief come true. So yes you will die a virgin, you have already shown that your belief is so strong that you made a thread about it.

I believe that's called being stupid.

If Albert Einstein was still around you could argue with him. :o

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26032.html

If Albert Einstein was still around you could argue with him. :o

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26032.html

thats what they told us in rehab too

thanks for your opinions and keeping the flame count down

Source?

wikipedia.
It's also rumored that he may have had a night of passion with one of his younger man friends. But thats all speculation of course.
No one knows for sure that he died a virgin, but when you look at his personality and the way he lived, I wouldn't be surprised if he was asperger virgin.

At 17, you have nothing to worry about. It's really not about which age you do it, but the quality and the manner in which you do. For instance, I lost mine at 17 but it was boring and uneventful. I would have been fine with waiting in hindsight.

If Albert Einstein was still around you could argue with him. :o

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26032.html

Yeah, well you could at least get the fucking quote right.

Yeah, well you could at least get the fucking quote right.

Why would I want to memorize a quote, when I can memorize it's meaning?

Why would I want to memorize a quote, when I can memorize it's meaning?


Being insane is keeping doing the same thing, but expecting different results.


I don't know...because the grammar in that poor excuse for conveying thought is despicable. Lol, I mean fuck man, read that shit out loud.

Yeah, well you could at least get the fucking quote right.

Quote is a verb. Quotation is the noun, oh grammar nazi.

Quote is a verb. Quotation is the noun, oh grammar nazi.

Lol, OH REALLY!?

-"In informal usage, "quote" is a synonym for "quotation" and has been since the 1880's." There is a quote for you, asshole.

Some of the best pick up artists in the world didn't lose their virginity until their 20s. Keep in mind that these are the people who get numbers from some of the most famous girls in the world without creeping them out.

You'll probably die a virgin. Come on, who would fuck you?