hopefully this one will provide us with some more useful information :D

well ladies?

When they pull out a wad of cash and pretend it's no big deal to them.

When they revv their engine.

One word: Mandals.

Popped Collars, though this problem is starting to fade.

There are more, when I think of them I'll post.

This could actually prove to be a very useful thread for all men.

When they put on a baby voice for any purpose other than making fun of someone.

You're not cuter than meee damnit!

You can make fun of a girl in that baby voice making fun of their cuteness though...

I did that sometimes whenever my ex was upset. She'd giggle through her tears then we'd fuck.

When they pull out a wad of cash and pretend it's no big deal to them.

Please explain how that is not sexy. Anyone with a wad of cash is sexy. Unless it's a handful of 1's...then you know they're going to the strip club.

I said for any OTHER purpose than making fun of someone

like if they actually try to be cute...
tis not good.
"This is muh willieee"

Er... :/

Please explain how that is not sexy. Anyone with a wad of cash is sexy. Unless it's a handful of 1's...then you know they're going to the strip club.

Cash whore, go get slept with and left the next morining, and cry because you're not cared for.

Brag incessantly
Wear pink shirts trying to be "different"
Loud annoying ass mufflers on otherwise nice cars until they fucked them all up

One word: Mandals.
I don't give a shit, I love my sandals. In defiance I will now wear them twice as much.

Things men do that are NOT sexy (That they don't know arent sexy)

I love this there's been three or four threads based off of one idea

I like you.

When they pull out a wad of cash and pretend it's no big deal to them.

There are more, when I think of them I'll post.

What if it IS no big deal though? What if, for the sake of argument, they just routinely carry what YOU consider to be a big wad of cash. To some people, $200 is a lot of money, while to others it's not much at all...

I carry a big wad of cash because I'm a candy saleman. A majority of it's ones though. Ladies candy saleman??

What if it IS no big deal though? What if, for the sake of argument, they just routinely carry what YOU consider to be a big wad of cash. To some people, $200 is a lot of money, while to others it's not much at all...

I meant like when they're purposely trying to look "big pimpin'" because they have no other characteristics that others might find even remotely charming.

When they revv their engine.


Hey, fuck that; I rev my engine because it's fun.

It's like pulling out my penis and waving it around to show everyone how big it is.






...it's sexy... :(

To some people, $200 is a lot of money, while to others it's not much at all...

To some people, molesting children is a lot of fun, while to others its not much at all ...

Any advice from this thread like this is going to be relative, of course.

- excessive farting + farting jokes
- excessive burping- it's not funny. Stop it. Chances are she was smiling so it wouldn't be awkward.
- talking about cars will bore her to tears
- literally any mention of your ex/ girl's you've dated/ girls you like- even if the girl you're with has no interest in you, it's still annoying as fuck when anyone goes on about wanting someone else.
- That thing you do when you want to break up and you make up random reasons to be angry with her so she'll feel bad because you're too much of a pussy to say 'It's not working'.
- too much cologne and no deoderant
- not showering- you know that thing you guys do that you call being 'rugged'? Don't.
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I though rugged meant growing scraggly facial hair and wearing plaid flannel.

Like a lumberjack. Manliest kind of man in the world.

*ObZ

Like a lumberjack. Manliest kind of man in the world.

Yes, lumberjacks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related). Rugged and manly.

That too. Ugh, so gross.
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- talking about cars will bore her to tears
It's not our fault girls can't appreciate awesome stuff like engines and... more engines.

It's not our fault girls can't appreciate awesome stuff like engines and... more engines.


That's just an Azalie oppinion. I personally like cars very much.




On topic, for some reason men wearing shorts and flipflops annoy me. They're just so..defenceless.
Key point, I was walking home from work late last night and there was a guy walking along in those goddamn flipflops, barely able to walk in the goddamn things, and I just realised how easy it would be to kick him to the floor and mug him.

But whatever, if they're comfy not my place to complain.


I dont like guys who dont smile, ever.

I'll give a guy a few chances, I'll give him a shy smile or a radiant grin, or even make eye contact and nod, something to try and get him to look like not such a miserable stony bastard. But if after three or so turns then I'll give up, and look right through that person.


I dont like boys who think they're better than me, or act like they are. In truth, I'm better than you, but do you see me acting like a total cock? No, you do not. So quit it!


Gang Colors.
When I see a black guy lumbering along the street in all his fancy colors with his big stupid gold chains hanging halfway down his chest, I just want to choke him to death and then gouge his eyes out with that goddamn jewelery.
It's not the look so much as the attitude.
What, so you're hardcore? COOOOOL, am I meant to be afraid of you now?


Unnatractive old men with really really really nice cars who rev their engines to get my attention.
What, are you trying to rub in the fact that you've got a lovely car and I'm just walking home? That car should be mine, you fuck!




I dont usually have a problem with Muslim men, if they leave me alone I'll leave them alone. However there's a temple of some sort close to where I live, and on the occaisions I have to walk past there's allways a bunch of really nasty fuckers just sitting outside. When I walk past their conversation stops and they just watch me, in a really nasty manner. It's as though they think that because I'm not wearing a burkha or any form of head protection that obviously means I'm a whore.



There are so many more, I'll write them later.

It's not just an azalie opinion dammit it's the truth.

Men who are car-savvy don't ever shutup about them and then you get replaced and put in second place. Cars aren't women.


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Nope, it's an azalie opinion.

No it's true. Cars are cars, and I AM HUMAN AND BETTER THAN YOUR GODDAMNED CAR, YOU FUCK!

"Like I totally hate men who wear flip flops**, talk about cars and rev engines, fart, burp and wear flannel! Like totally..."

So become a fucking dyke you prissy bitches. Lick clit instead, or go for indie boys. Because real men do those things.


** They're fucking called thongs, and before you say it, 'thongs' are called g-strings. k?

I'm home safe

...except I secretly want to wear flannel

Shut the fuck up. Read the thread. Don't get all butt-hurt because of their responses to the thread. Or you can go make a thread about how sexy you aren't.

Shut the fuck up. Read the thread. Don't get all butt-hurt because of their responses to the thread. Or you can go make a thread about how sexy you aren't.

You're so fucking stupid. "Read the thread"? How could I have quoted a number of women unless I read it? Dumb shit. Any way, I don't fit any of those descriptions except for burping and wearing thongs.

:) Plus I'm more sexy than you.

You're so fucking stupid. "Read the thread"? How could I have quoted a number of women unless I read it? Dumb shit. Any way, I don't fit any of those descriptions except for burping and wearing thongs.

:) Plus I'm more sexy than you.


Nope. You read the replies. The thread is, "Things men do that are NOT sexy (That they don't know arent sexy". If you read that, you would have realized that the replies would be womens opinions about things guys do that arent sexy. Then you would not get so angry at them for replying to the thread like they are supposed to.

Nope. You read the replies. The thread is, "Things men do that are NOT sexy (That they don't know arent sexy". If you read that, you would have realized that the replies would be womens opinions about things guys do that arent sexy. Then you would not get so angry at them for replying to the thread like they are supposed to.

Touche.

Gasoline is at $4 to $4.50 here in Chicago. I hope it goes up to a fucking million. I like cars, but I would love to see these macho fucks who think a big fancy car makes you a man taking the bus to work. That, or draining their wallet to fill up. Fuck 'em.

Peace.

these threads are much less successful when we bitch at women for finding what we do unattractive.

They're entitled to their opinions.

I like cars, but I would love to see these macho fucks who think a big fancy car makes you a man taking the bus to work.

I catch a bus sometimes. It doesn't make me feel like less of a man?

Use Lynx/Axe
talk about pornstars
brag about how much X they can take before they X,
wear sunglasses and think they're invincible
whistle at passing girls
walk like 50 cent
have long toenails/nails (UGH)
Do anything that Bear Grylls or Ray Mears do, whatsoever
spit
breathe loudly trying to sound manly and sexy (...fail.)
use too much 'stuff' in their hair, or not wash it and say that they're being a real man by not conforming to womens standards of hygiene or something. (Your loss, hygiene is a prerequisite)
wear your jeans under your ass
wear or own anything that has a cannabis leaf design on it
only wear t shirts with brand names on the chest
blonde highlights (unless you actually suit them and look after them)
be 'relaxed' about bodily functions (and no, we don't want to know)
act like the big man in front of your friends but then turn out to be a clueless sap
have the assumption that they know better than you
curse after every other word


Ah there's loads more.

I thought of some more.

When they exaggerate a southern accent and constantly play up the "country boy" image.

Plaid shorts.

"Brahs" ('Bro Rape' type of guys)

Guys who look like they just fell into the GAP.

When they try too hard to play "Asshole who doesn't care" because they want to get laid.

Saline colors, where have you been? Haven't seen that username around here in a long time...



And I'm wearing plaid shorts... like I almost do everyday...

I live in FL, hot as fuck here, the plaid helps dissipate heat... or something like that...

Heh poor fucks who are reading this are making a checklist based on what the "GIRLS OF TOTSE" say. Then they are going to go out and still fail...whys that, oh because you know every girl out on the street in public posts on totse the truth of what "it is"

Or because theres a couple of under the rope girls who dont go for usual guys and have some type of speculation on guys they prefer because of their knowingness they cannot get that guy they are negating. Just the way guys act on girls, if their self confidence is lacking they aren't going to shoot for a attractive female they'll start at the bottom thinking its a easier game.

Same thing if i was to diss on some regular looking girl because of some clothes she was wearing or her shoes or her hair, thats not a legit reason to automatically deny a person. Oh that girl obviously looks like a bitch because of her brand name clothing shes wearing, let me start by disqualifing myself from her because I have no credentials to even begin to talk to her.... thats ok i wont talk to her ill just go home and jerk because of my false-judgement telling me I cant get her.

Its called style, if a fuck can manage himself to look good and gain complements from people then whats the problem? As long as hes not posering and following in suit with what every other guy does..or sporting some whack ass bulshit clothes(hot topic, shit gap clothes, other ridiculous shirts)

Asshole who doesnt care? Yep lets go on that one, lets grab some nice guy whos going to baby his girl, buy her everything she wants, drop everything hes doing for her, then become over protective and jealous easily(because of how much time hes invested in her) every waking moment as hes probably documenting everything she does because he does IN FACT CARE.

Shop till you drop mother fuckers...

I would have thought the totse girls were the "under the rope" type .

*ObZ

There's nothing wrong with flannel..

No offense to them, you just shouldnt use the opinion of a couple girls here as the final ruling across the board.

I swear a lot and wear flip flops but that's really it. Score!

The things the women of totse don't like are the things that women in real life love. They love prepster homos who wear sandals, are loud, and fake masculinity. The women of totse are either lying, or just radically different from the mainstream.

radically different from the mainstream

Hmmmm...I wonder....

Cars aren't women.


<3
True... cars are better than women... :D

But you're right; my best friend is a car nut and any conversation with him will involve some sort of car, motorcycle, motor, or similar subject. In the middle of a serious dialog about our homosexual love for each other: "Wait... wait... do you hear that? Sounds like a 692 GZXRH... running 36/24 headers... oh man..."

I carry a big wad of cash because I'm a candy saleman.

Yeah, I use that line too. ;)

The biggest turnoff for me is when guys are disrespectful to others. Whether they be racist, sexist, or just think they're so much holier than though, it really makes me dislike them. Jokes are one thing; there's a difference between a funny stereotype joke with no malicious intent and sheer assholery. Some guys seem to think that putting others down makes them look clever and cool but it makes then look like a retard to anyone with common sense.

I will never understand what's so bad about being racist, I've grown up like that, I won't change , and If she bitches about it chances are she fucks negroes......

I will never understand what's so bad about being racist, I've grown up like that, I won't change , and If she bitches about it chances are she fucks negroes......

It's because you're a petty, ignorant ninny.

It's because you're a petty, ignorant ninny.

You said ninny. So that makes you worse than a nigger.

It's because you're a petty, ignorant ninny.

a ninny that is pretty ignorant?

or an ignorant ninny that is pretty?

a ninny that is pretty ignorant?

or an ignorant ninny that is pretty?

p e t t y, you noob

I will never understand what's so bad about being racist, I've grown up like that, I won't change , and If she bitches about it chances are she fucks negroes......

I hope this wasn't a serious reply...

I hope this wasn't a serious reply...

Be it racist and ignorant it does appear to be serious...

I don't like shy boys.
I don't like girly men/pretty boys.
I don't like men who try to attract me by being a complete dick, thinking that it makes me like them.
I don't like when men talk about other women.
I don't like ugly toenails.
I don't like fat men for lovers.

That's it, none of the above is sexy.

I will never understand what's so bad about being racist,

ORLY?

I've grown up like that,

YARLY.

These are pretty much the basic rules for us guys when it comes to the dating game...be clean, be decent. The rest is a matter of compatibility.

My fiancee claims that flipflops aren't sexy, so I covered her in my flipflops while she slept. Bitches don't know 'bout my flipflops.

It's because you're a petty, ignorant ninny.

Really?

...I'm the farthest thing from that.
I'm actually a pretty nice guy
you're the one who's the ninnie
YOU NINNIE!!!

Really?

...I'm the farthest thing from that.
I'm actually a pretty nice guy
you're the one who's the ninnie
YOU NINNIE!!!

Aw shucks.

I'm just saying: bigotry is a symptom of ignorance.
Try to be nice to your local negro.

Fuck niggers. Some blacks are ok, some are even pretty cool. But 90% of the blacks around here TRY to fit into their own stereotype. They intentionally act like stereotypical niggers. Thats why niggers fucking suck dick. Because they use being black as an excuse to act like a nigger.

stupid fucking niggers...

The pitfall to this thread is that I doubt any man would want to date one of the fuckups on totse, which makes it more difficult to value some of the things that have been posted

Now, I know totse isnt the paradigm of society, but I think on average most members are pretty good, intelligence wise. Particularly in boards like S&A.

I mean, think about it. To even be on a message board shows a willingness and ability to read, putting totseans ahead of a few already. To contribute requires intelligable writing skills.

Anyone writes up their posts like a retard, either in subject matter or otherwise, is flamed enough to discourage coming back.

Totse's just a relatively open forum for all sorts of discussion, with just enough anonymity to make people feel fairly comfortable, but not so much as to encourage things like /b/tardedness.

Now, I know totse isnt the paradigm of society, but I think on average most members are pretty good, intelligence wise. Particularly in boards like S&A.

I mean, think about it. To even be on a message board shows a willingness and ability to read, putting totseans ahead of a few already. To contribute requires intelligable writing skills.

Anyone writes up their posts like a retard, either in subject matter or otherwise, is flamed enough to discourage coming back.

Totse's just a relatively open forum for all sorts of discussion, with just enough anonymity to make people feel fairly comfortable, but not so much as to encourage things like /b/tardedness.

True, but for me at least, totse has always seemed to attract some of the so called "odder" individuals of society (partially the reason why I love it) and hence, their opinion won't always be the best course of action. That, and I was also sort of trying to get a rise out of some of the females in this thread because I was bored.

Being funny will get you laid.

Here's how:

When people smile, their facial muscles push their bottom eyelid up, just enough so you can slip it in her drink while she's laughing.

p e t t y, you noob

ohhHH i see it :D

I don't think anything anyone mentioned here besides the flannel (it works , and no, not lumberjack-style flannel) applies to me. I must be incredibly sexy.

When they pull out a wad of cash and pretend it's no big deal to them.

While being "non-sexy", this is also a very successful method men use in order to get sex from women, by placing the wad into the woman's hand. Sometimes it is also in the form of a ring, presents, dates, a house, or a family.

Aw shucks.

I'm just saying: bigotry is a symptom of ignorance.
Try to be nice to your local negro.

....come to Brooklyn,
see how you like our "local negroes"

....come to Brooklyn,
see how you like our "local negroes"

dude just fuck undomesticated niggers in general. I have some self-respecting black friends but i stay away from that 50 cent-spouting nigger riff-raff.

OK, I _DO_ know better than you, and there's nothing wrong with a cannabis-design wallet or keychain. On every other point (and all the rest in the thread) I totally agree.

True, but for me at least, totse has always seemed to attract some of the so called "odder" individuals of society (partially the reason why I love it) and hence, their opinion won't always be the best course of action. That, and I was also sort of trying to get a rise out of some of the females in this thread because I was bored.

Well, if you're here, and you love it because of the "odder" individuals, is that not the demographic who you would like to attract? I think most of the females on totse would be great as partners - they know how to joke around, they all have characteristics that set them apart from "mainstream society" and quite a few of them are actually pretty hot - I think they represent society as a whole fairly well.

(I'm a male btw) And I agree with almost every point that has been brought up - and NO im not gay - I really hate most guys though...I like girls :)

Totse females are rad

OK, I _DO_ know better than you, and there's nothing wrong with a cannabis-design wallet or keychain. On every other point (and all the rest in the thread) I totally agree.

I think any clothing / accessory featuring pot leaves are just lame. This is coming from a daily pot-smoker, so it's not some anti-drug thing, it's just like... why advertise it? Most people are just going to assume you're another dumb stoner.

qft .

OK, I _DO_ know better than you, and there's nothing wrong with a cannabis-design wallet or keychain. On every other point (and all the rest in the thread) I totally agree.

You certainly don't!

The pitfall to this thread is that I doubt any man would want to date one of the fuckups on totse

I've dated one of the fuckups on totse:(

(jk if ur reading dis lawl)

man kini's

budgie smuglers

speedo's

tank tops/no shirt

tight pants

any chick coloured clothes(pink, purple)

I dont like boys who think they're better than me, or act like they are. In truth, I'm better than you, but do you see me acting like a total cock? No, you do not. So quit it!


Oh, the irony....

So what is the problem with men wearing sandals? Are moccasins alright? :P

When they put on a baby voice for any purpose other than making fun of someone.

You're not cuter than meee damnit!

Lol, this was pretty funny.

Please explain how that is not sexy. Anyone with a wad of cash is sexy. Unless it's a handful of 1's...then you know they're going to the strip club.

Lol.

You can make fun of a girl in that baby voice making fun of their cuteness though...

I did that sometimes whenever my ex was upset. She'd giggle through her tears then we'd fuck.

Oh really? You like mocking people!? Fuck you.

I said for any OTHER purpose than making fun of someone

like if they actually try to be cute...
tis not good.
"This is muh willieee"

Er... :/

Lol DUDE! You are cracking me up. I must be going crazy...

I carry a big wad of cash because I'm a candy saleman. A majority of it's ones though. Ladies candy saleman??

Is that you...Joe...Pedo?

- excessive farting + farting jokes
- excessive burping- it's not funny. Stop it. Chances are she was smiling so it wouldn't be awkward.
- talking about cars will bore her to tears
- literally any mention of your ex/ girl's you've dated/ girls you like- even if the girl you're with has no interest in you, it's still annoying as fuck when anyone goes on about wanting someone else.
- That thing you do when you want to break up and you make up random reasons to be angry with her so she'll feel bad because you're too much of a pussy to say 'It's not working'.
- too much cologne and no deoderant
- not showering- you know that thing you guys do that you call being 'rugged'? Don't.
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Okay wait, so you are female? We need a male/female tag for posters....

Anyways, I agree.

That's just an Azalie oppinion. I personally like cars very much.




On topic, for some reason men wearing shorts and flipflops annoy me. They're just so..defenceless.
Key point, I was walking home from work late last night and there was a guy walking along in those goddamn flipflops, barely able to walk in the goddamn things, and I just realised how easy it would be to kick him to the floor and mug him.

But whatever, if they're comfy not my place to complain.


I dont like guys who dont smile, ever.

I'll give a guy a few chances, I'll give him a shy smile or a radiant grin, or even make eye contact and nod, something to try and get him to look like not such a miserable stony bastard. But if after three or so turns then I'll give up, and look right through that person.


I dont like boys who think they're better than me, or act like they are. In truth, I'm better than you, but do you see me acting like a total cock? No, you do not. So quit it!


Gang Colors.
When I see a black guy lumbering along the street in all his fancy colors with his big stupid gold chains hanging halfway down his chest, I just want to choke him to death and then gouge his eyes out with that goddamn jewelery.
It's not the look so much as the attitude.
What, so you're hardcore? COOOOOL, am I meant to be afraid of you now?


Unnatractive old men with really really really nice cars who rev their engines to get my attention.
What, are you trying to rub in the fact that you've got a lovely car and I'm just walking home? That car should be mine, you fuck!




I dont usually have a problem with Muslim men, if they leave me alone I'll leave them alone. However there's a temple of some sort close to where I live, and on the occaisions I have to walk past there's allways a bunch of really nasty fuckers just sitting outside. When I walk past their conversation stops and they just watch me, in a really nasty manner. It's as though they think that because I'm not wearing a burkha or any form of head protection that obviously means I'm a whore.



There are so many more, I'll write them later.

You are so very ignorant. Always talking about how you beat this or that guy up. When in reality you are the one that feels defenseless. Trying to tell others not to be cocky when you so blatantly state that you are better than them? Hypocritical, just bite your tongue yoyobek and you might make it to 60.

It's not just an azalie opinion dammit it's the truth.

Men who are car-savvy don't ever shutup about them and then you get replaced and put in second place. Cars aren't women.


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I think you are singling out one particular type of guy. There are lots of guys who do this, not only with cars, but with any hobby that they have. Which goes back to them not really wanting a relationship, just a maid to come home and sleep with.

Nope, it's an azalie opinion.

We have already established that as a woman at this particular time in your life, your value is kind of low. So what do you think that makes of your opinion?

No it's true. Cars are cars, and I AM HUMAN AND BETTER THAN YOUR GODDAMNED CAR, YOU FUCK!

Yes, yes you are... :-)

Use Lynx/Axe
talk about pornstars
brag about how much X they can take before they X,
wear sunglasses and think they're invincible
whistle at passing girls
walk like 50 cent
have long toenails/nails (UGH)
Do anything that Bear Grylls or Ray Mears do, whatsoever
spit
breathe loudly trying to sound manly and sexy (...fail.)
use too much 'stuff' in their hair, or not wash it and say that they're being a real man by not conforming to womens standards of hygiene or something. (Your loss, hygiene is a prerequisite)
wear your jeans under your ass
wear or own anything that has a cannabis leaf design on it
only wear t shirts with brand names on the chest
blonde highlights (unless you actually suit them and look after them)
be 'relaxed' about bodily functions (and no, we don't want to know)
act like the big man in front of your friends but then turn out to be a clueless sap
have the assumption that they know better than you
curse after every other word


Ah there's loads more.

Lol, you are definitely going to have to remove spitting from that list. That is just a little TOO uptight. Everything else I could easily agree with...

Heh poor fucks who are reading this are making a checklist based on what the "GIRLS OF TOTSE" say. Then they are going to go out and still fail...whys that, oh because you know every girl out on the street in public posts on totse the truth of what "it is"

Or because theres a couple of under the rope girls who dont go for usual guys and have some type of speculation on guys they prefer because of their knowingness they cannot get that guy they are negating. Just the way guys act on girls, if their self confidence is lacking they aren't going to shoot for a attractive female they'll start at the bottom thinking its a easier game.

Same thing if i was to diss on some regular looking girl because of some clothes she was wearing or her shoes or her hair, thats not a legit reason to automatically deny a person. Oh that girl obviously looks like a bitch because of her brand name clothing shes wearing, let me start by disqualifing myself from her because I have no credentials to even begin to talk to her.... thats ok i wont talk to her ill just go home and jerk because of my false-judgement telling me I cant get her.

Its called style, if a fuck can manage himself to look good and gain complements from people then whats the problem? As long as hes not posering and following in suit with what every other guy does..or sporting some whack ass bulshit clothes(hot topic, shit gap clothes, other ridiculous shirts)

Asshole who doesnt care? Yep lets go on that one, lets grab some nice guy whos going to baby his girl, buy her everything she wants, drop everything hes doing for her, then become over protective and jealous easily(because of how much time hes invested in her) every waking moment as hes probably documenting everything she does because he does IN FACT CARE.

Shop till you drop mother fuckers...

Dude, I couldn't get through the first three fucking sentences of this shit. Stop rambling and learn to form concise thoughts.

No offense to them, you just shouldnt use the opinion of a couple girls here as the final ruling across the board.

This is better. I agree! :P

The things the women of totse don't like are the things that women in real life love. They love prepster homos who wear sandals, are loud, and fake masculinity. The women of totse are either lying, or just radically different from the mainstream.

No, it is because a lot of people out there are fake. Most totse women have no reason to be fake, and are only giving clues into what a more unique women might prefer. Would you rather have a bland woman or an interesting individual as a soul mate? Exactly, you're depth is depressing me now.

True... cars are better than women... :D

But you're right; my best friend is a car nut and any conversation with him will involve some sort of car, motorcycle, motor, or similar subject. In the middle of a serious dialog about our homosexual love for each other: "Wait... wait... do you hear that? Sounds like a 692 GZXRH... running 36/24 headers... oh man..."

It's called expanding your interests. No one wants to talk about fucking cars all day. Especially women, there are WAAAAY more interesting things to talk about then motors.

Yeah, I use that line too. ;)

DUDE, who fucking called it? WHO fucking called it? Bitches...look at this pathetic excuse for a male.

The biggest turnoff for me is when guys are disrespectful to others. Whether they be racist, sexist, or just think they're so much holier than though, it really makes me dislike them. Jokes are one thing; there's a difference between a funny stereotype joke with no malicious intent and sheer assholery. Some guys seem to think that putting others down makes them look clever and cool but it makes then look like a retard to anyone with common sense.

You realize though that this sense you have really isn't that common, right? ;-D

I will never understand what's so bad about being racist, I've grown up like that, I won't change , and If she bitches about it chances are she fucks negroes......

You're racist, but you won't even call a black person a nigger on the internet? Seems like you have doubts about these "racist" ideals instilled into you as a child. Stop being a douche, expand your mind and realize that as humans we all share the same burdens in life. White, black, yellow, or red.

It's because you're a petty, ignorant ninny.

Agreed, and I like your location.

p e t t y, you noob

:P

I don't like shy boys.
I don't like girly men/pretty boys.
I don't like men who try to attract me by being a complete dick, thinking that it makes me like them.
I don't like when men talk about other women.
I don't like ugly toenails.
I don't like fat men for lovers.

That's it, none of the above is sexy.

Lol, I guess that isn't too much to ask for...

Really?

...I'm the farthest thing from that.
I'm actually a pretty nice guy
you're the one who's the ninnie
YOU NINNIE!!!

Nice has no relevance to your current capacity for ignorance.

Aw shucks.

I'm just saying: bigotry is a symptom of ignorance.
Try to be nice to your local negro.

Yes!

Fuck niggers. Some blacks are ok, some are even pretty cool. But 90% of the blacks around here TRY to fit into their own stereotype. They intentionally act like stereotypical niggers. Thats why niggers fucking suck dick. Because they use being black as an excuse to act like a nigger.

stupid fucking niggers...

Shut up, you are the nigger. Understanding nothing of poverty and circumstances of education.

True, but for me at least, totse has always seemed to attract some of the so called "odder" individuals of society (partially the reason why I love it) and hence, their opinion won't always be the best course of action. That, and I was also sort of trying to get a rise out of some of the females in this thread because I was bored.

Dude, you are trying to conform to society by saying that we are "odd" because we discuss shit outside of "The Hills". A rise out of females because you were bored? Good God, shut the fuck up and do some self-reflecting to find some grain of maturity.

....come to Brooklyn,
see how you like our "local negroes"

Shut it nigger, educate yourself before presenting your reputation to be shredded.

Do you not think spitting is unattractive Carbon?

Do you never shut the fuck up and die carbon?

In some places, spitting is against the law.

http://www.calgary.ca/docgallery/BU/cityclerks/54M2006.pdf

Well, I rarely spit, but sometimes it is just an utter necessity. It won't be like I am going to spit before shaking the hands of your parents at a dinner party. ;-P

Do you never shut the fuck up and die carbon?

Wow, so thought out..and well put, kind of reminds me of my other fans. I'll give you a B+ though because I like your name...but not really.

In some places, spitting is against the law.

http://www.calgary.ca/docgallery/BU/cityclerks/54M2006.pdf

With enough legislation, anything is possible.

No, it is because a lot of people out there are fake. Most totse women have no reason to be fake, and are only giving clues into what a more unique women might prefer. Would you rather have a bland woman or an interesting individual as a soul mate? Exactly, you're depth is depressing me now.

I would rather have one that would shut the fuck up and do what is asked of them.

It's called expanding your interests. No one wants to talk about fucking cars all day. Especially women, there are WAAAAY more interesting things to talk about then motors.I do. i could talk about cars and motors all day. Just because you don't like them, doesn't mean all women don't. IMO, women should at least know how to change a flat tire and check their goddamn oil.

You're racist, but you won't even call a black person a nigger on the internet? Seems like you have doubts about these "racist" ideals instilled into you as a child. Stop being a douche, expand your mind and realize that as humans we all share the same burdens in life. White, black, yellow, or red.I'll call you a fucking nigger. People like you are the reason this country is in the goddamn toilet

Shut up, you are the nigger. Understanding nothing of poverty and circumstances of education.Please don't get me started....

Wow, so thought out..and well put, kind of reminds me of my other fans. I'll give you a B+ though because I like your name...but not really.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

When CarbonB gets a girlfriend for once you can start listening to what the hell he says. The fact that he is always on here shows that there is a snowballs chance in hell of that happening

What do you mean by fell into the GAP?

but I am better!!!!
however i don't put people down.

I would rather have one that would shut the fuck up and do what is asked of them.

Yeah, this right here makes everything you say from now on meaningless.

I do. i could talk about cars and motors all day. Just because you don't like them, doesn't mean all women don't. IMO, women should at least know how to change a flat tire and check their goddamn oil.

No, you can't talk about motors and cars all day. That is the point, the conversation will always switch to something else, always. It always will, unless a boring individual such as yourself keeps pulling the discussion back to the exhausted topic of cars.

I'll call you a fucking nigger. People like you are the reason this country is in the goddamn toilet

Funny, because of the two of us, I am guessing you are the one who voted for George W. Bush. That is if you are even old enough to vote...

Please don't get me started....

I would love for you to thrill me with excerpts from your narrow mind.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

That is because no one loves you.

When CarbonB gets a girlfriend for once you can start listening to what the hell he says. The fact that he is always on here shows that there is a snowballs chance in hell of that happening

Lol dude, please....having a girlfriend really has dick all to do with knowing women, or knowing relationships. A doctor does not need to have cancer to understand it more thoroughly than the patient.

but I am better!!!!
however i don't put people down.

No you are not.

No, you can't talk about motors and cars all day. That is the point, the conversation will always switch to something else, always. It always will, unless a boring individual such as yourself keeps pulling the discussion back to the exhausted topic of cars.
No, it won't. Usually, but get two car nuts together and see what happens. Since I hang out with a family of them, I get to enjoy hour-long conversations about just one type of car.

No, it won't. Usually, but get two car nuts together and see what happens. Since I hang out with a family of them, I get to enjoy hour-long conversations about just one type of car.

Yes, trust me I have met, worked with, and befriended tons of car fanatics. They are basically just enthusiastic guys who have found their ultimate hobby. I understand why they enjoy talking about cars, but what they need to understand is that not everyone is as passionate about the same subject. Respectful would be them allowing the conversation to drift to something that a woman is interested in part of the time.

That is because no one loves you.

I know that already, I don't need you to tell me.

And just for the record, I've always thought that trying to be sexy (apart from in a slightly comedic way) is extremely unsexy. For either sex.
It reeks of trying to hard.

I know that already, I don't need you to tell me.

And just for the record, I've always thought that trying to be sexy (apart from in a slightly comedic way) is extremely unsexy. For either sex.
It reeks of trying to hard.

I am guessing you have never been with a woman who actually knows HOW to be sexy, and it definitely isn't a turn off.

Shut it nigger, educate yourself before presenting your reputation to be shredded.

...you think an internet forum can "shred my reputation?

get your inbred ass off my totse loser.

Wait, who replaced that arsehole CarbonB? His account seems to have been hijacked by somebody... nice.

Edit: Wait, it's only to some of the girls. Fark me. I almost had a heart attack.

...you think an internet forum can "shred my reputation?

get your inbred ass off my totse loser.

Dude, shut up.

Wait, who replaced that arsehole CarbonB? His account seems to have been hijacked by somebody... nice.

Edit: Wait, it's only to some of the girls. Fark me. I almost had a heart attack.

Why would I be compassionate to the heartless assholes on this board?

Dude, shut up.
Do lick my anus first sir...



Why would I be compassionate to the heartless assholes on this board?

cause you want some of teh h4wt h4wt 14yo internetz puzzzy?

cause you want some of teh h4wt h4wt 14yo internetz puzzzy?

What? Learn to READ YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cause you want some of teh h4wt h4wt 14yo internetz puzzzy?
IS THAT SO WRONG

What? Learn to READ YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're lucky you're so god damn good at licking anus or else i'd never put up with your constant bitching carbon

IS THAT SO WRONG

Yet so very true,
as i learned in a past thread apparently carbon is an established "PUA", so skilled that he can seduce the intangable underaged e-pussy with nothing but his keyboard and a sticky mouse.

you go carbon you badass you ;)

You're lucky you're so god damn good at licking anus or else i'd never put up with your constant bitching carbon

You're an idiot.

Yet so very true,
as i learned in a past thread apparently carbon is an established "PUA", so skilled that he can seduce the intangable underaged e-pussy with nothing but his keyboard and a sticky mouse.

you go carbon you badass you ;)

Now you're even more of an idiot, you have no comprehension skills, you talk out of your ass, and you have alternating letters in your name. Trying to tell me that I want to put off a "badass" image? Ugh, I'm now thinking they need personal idiot tags so I can just identify you quickly, and continue on with my business.

Get Back On Topic You Fucking Assholes.

You're an idiot.
You're inbred


Now you're even more of an idiot, you have no comprehension skills, you talk out of your ass, and you have alternating letters in your name. Trying to tell me that I want to put off a "badass" image? Ugh, I'm now thinking they need personal idiot tags so I can just identify you quickly, and continue on with my business.

no I don't have alternating letters
in my name...totse isn't my life my user name isn't my name
do lickylicky some nuts queer

Your tag would say "bobby"
so hop off my ass loser

You're inbred

One of use is telling the truth, I wonder who.......?

no I don't have alternating letters
in my name...totse isn't my life my user name isn't my name
do lickylicky some nuts queer

Your tag would say "bobby"
so hop off my ass loser

Hop off your ass? Lol. Loser? Lol. Dude, it's obvious you are the one all over my dick. Probably because you're a fucking idiot, and can't understand why you always look stupid, and I always walk away with me ego intact.

One of use is telling the truth, I wonder who.......?



Hop off your ass? Lol. Loser? Lol. Dude, it's obvious you are the one all over my dick. Probably because you're a fucking idiot, and can't understand why you always look stupid, and I always walk away with me ego intact.
....someone that looks like bobby from king of the hill is telling me I look stupid?
you fat cunt
Your ego is most certanly an unattractive quality, carbon
it reeks of ignorance and stupidity with just a hint of nigger cologne
I wonder how someone as repulsive as you can even withstand the most basic human interaction
get back to your little online "rapoffs" queer

Now back to the thread,
a very unsexy thing men do is when they try to pull that caveman "alphamale" crap,
really pisses me off

....someone that looks like bobby from king of the hill is telling me I look stupid?
you fat cunt
Your ego is most certanly an unattractive quality, carbon
it reeks of ignorance and stupidity with just a hint of nigger cologne
I wonder how someone as repulsive as you can even withstand the most basic human interaction
get back to your little online "rapoffs" queer

Now back to the thread,
a very unsexy thing men do is when they try to pull that caveman "alphamale" crap,
really pisses me off

Oh really? A guy calling me ignorant, but he then calls me a "nigger". Redundant much? Was I spot on labeling this girl an idiot? I think so...

Lol, this is too comical watching you try and come up with something, anything that might even SCRAPE my ego. Repulsive? Lol. Queer? LOL. "Caveman alpha male crap", LOL!!! You mean like what you are doing right now?

you took the words straight out of my mouth

Oh really? A guy calling me ignorant, but he then calls me a "nigger". Redundant much? Was I spot on labeling this girl an idiot? I think so...

Lol, this is too comical watching you try and come up with something, anything that might even SCRAPE my ego. Repulsive? Lol. Queer? LOL. "Caveman alpha male crap", LOL!!! You mean like what you are doing right now?
you're fucking gorgeous darling
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg
BEAUTIFUL BABY
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1258/picture33as.jpg
you're a sex bomb i tell you, sex bomb
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg
RAWR sugar RAWR
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/3566/clock/fmji9.jpeg

aww so mean all the big boys picking on you:( need a shoulder? a hankie?
http://www.b-boys.com/forums/f63/carbonb-you-my-friend-gay-stop-denying-5844/
you in full glory
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1489554

quit your little act babe
you fail life.

you're fucking gorgeous darling
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg
BEAUTIFUL BABY
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1258/picture33as.jpg
you're a sex bomb i tell you, sex bomb
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg
RAWR sugar RAWR
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/3566/clock/fmji9.jpeg

aww so mean all the big boys picking on you:( need a shoulder? a hankie?
http://www.b-boys.com/forums/f63/carbonb-you-my-friend-gay-stop-denying-5844/
you in full glory
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1489554

quit your little act babe
you fail life.

LOL, what you don't realize is how revealing this is about YOU. What's funny is you think I don't know what I look like, or what I've posted. Want to know why you're pathetic? You take more interest in me than my employer...

LOL, what you don't realize is how revealing this is about YOU. What's funny is you think I don't know what I look like, or what I've posted. Want to know why you're pathetic? You take more interest in me than my employer...

That's not saying much, I doubt the managers at mickie d's give half a shit about their workers
go write a poem about it.

By the way the only thing you know about me is that I don't love you

That's not saying much, I doubt the managers at mickie d's give half a shit about their workers
go write a poem about it.

By the way the only thing you know about me is that I don't love you

Editing your post? Lol, what I know about you, is that you probably think about me in real life before you go to sleep. HAHAAHA, GOD, you are sad...

Editing your post? Lol, what I know about you, is that you probably think about me in real life before you go to sleep. HAHAAHA, GOD, you are sad...

I herby vote carbonB get the fuck off the internet.

Seriously dude you need to chill and shut the fuck up. Enough with your pointless banter trying to get a response from everyone.

I herby vote carbonB get the fuck off the internet.

Seriously dude you need to chill and shut the fuck up. Enough with your pointless banter trying to get a response from everyone.

Wow, and guess who is giving me a response while bitching about giving me responses? Time for you to shut THE fuck up...

After carefully reading each post, I can honestly say I'm in the clear...

...Except for sandals. I hate shoes damnit! Here in Houston it gets quite hot outside, so I have to wear SOMETHING, rather kick it barefoot (which I would do all the time if possible).

And lucky me, I don't know much about cars nor care.
Ironic as how I use to sell them.

I hate prop-collared suburban teens.

you're fucking gorgeous darling
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg
BEAUTIFUL BABY
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1258/picture33as.jpg
you're a sex bomb i tell you, sex bomb
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg
RAWR sugar RAWR
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/3566/clock/fmji9.jpeg

aww so mean all the big boys picking on you:( need a shoulder? a hankie?
http://www.b-boys.com/forums/f63/carbonb-you-my-friend-gay-stop-denying-5844/
you in full glory
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1489554

quit your little act babe
you fail life.

lol ,,

Editing your post? Lol, what I know about you, is that you probably think about me in real life before you go to sleep. HAHAAHA, GOD, you are sad...
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg

too bad mummy dosent think about you half as much as i do
maybe you wouldnt need to go PMSing on internet forums to get some attention.

shut the FUCK up NOW!

Holy shit, CarbonB you have been thoroughly owned with those pictures. Anything you have to say about sex is useless at this point. If you leave this thread now, you will still retain a tiny bit of dignity on this internet forum.

I totally disagree with CarbonB on like everything ever, but I would like to point out that those pictures are... like... five years old by now. Seriously, even if he did still look like that, any power to embarrass that they ever had has long been exhausted. :P

Normally I disagree/dislike CarbonB, but he has officially won the thread.

I dunno... you notice he IS extra-nice to the females? :p Then again, I've seen him make fun of them too, so meh.

This man speaks the truth.

no....those pics still contain a fair amount of lulz

That's just an Azalie oppinion. I personally like cars very much.




On topic, for some reason men wearing shorts and flipflops annoy me. They're just so..defenceless.
Key point, I was walking home from work late last night and there was a guy walking along in those goddamn flipflops, barely able to walk in the goddamn things, and I just realised how easy it would be to kick him to the floor and mug him.

But whatever, if they're comfy not my place to complain.


What if the shorts and flip-flop wearer is carrying a gun? I consider myself far from defenseless in flip flops.

I'm indifferent towards men's footwear, to be honest. One thing I do dislike, though, is when a guy uses bad language while talking to me. I'm a lady and I like men who treat me respectfully.

My roommate was dating a guy for a little while, and one day she decided to send him a semi racy picture of her to his cell via text message. After that, he couldn't stop sending her pictures of his penis. Don't do that. It's like the episode of Seinfeld where it's fine for the girl to be naked all day, but not for the guy. Thanks in advance on behalf of any women you might date.

What do you mean by fell into the GAP?

Keep in mind, everything is my own personal opinion.

I don't like it when a guy looks like he's had an outfit professionally put together, like he's modeling.

I just use the expression "fall into the gap" not only because of their stupid commercials, but because of the preppy, yuppie, 'nice' looking clothes that the gap generates. It's not a bad thing, and it's a good thing when a guy cares about his appearance if it makes him feel better, I'm just saying I personally don't like my guys to be...clean cut?

I like grunge.

:shrug:

I would like to point out that those pictures are... like... five years old by now. Seriously, even if he did still look like that, any power to embarrass that they ever had has long been exhausted. :P

Modern medicine has come a long way in antiestrogen treatments in the last five years, yes...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8113/carboncroppedie4.jpghttp://www.calvinayrelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/inbred-patent-trolls.jpg

...but they still haven't managed to overcome all the effects of one's parents being brother 'n sister. Let alone for several generations.

Modern medicine has come a long way in antiestrogen treatments in the last five years, yes...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8113/carboncroppedie4.jpghttp://www.calvinayrelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/inbred-patent-trolls.jpg

...but they still haven't managed to overcome all the effects of one's parents being brother 'n sister. Let alone for several generations.

Do you think it's a coincidence that the picture title calls them inbred trolls?

Keep in mind, everything is my own personal opinion.

I don't like it when a guy looks like he's had an outfit professionally put together, like he's modeling.

I just use the expression "fall into the gap" not only because of their stupid commercials, but because of the preppy, yuppie, 'nice' looking clothes that the gap generates. It's not a bad thing, and it's a good thing when a guy cares about his appearance if it makes him feel better, I'm just saying I personally don't like my guys to be...clean cut?

I like grunge.

:shrug:

Oh LOL I thought you meant like the Gap as in the space in a train station (aka dirty and grease covered).

Oh you mean the store the GAP.

What about guys who wear dress pants and dress shirts most of time?

Oh LOL I thought you meant like the Gap as in the space in a train station (aka dirty and grease covered).

Oh you mean the store the GAP.

What about guys who wear dress pants and dress shirts most of time?

I mean that's fine and dandy, and a lot, if not most, females like that and think it's attractive.

I don't.

People all over are different, and I realize that my opinion certainly isn't the general concensus.

I just personally think that guys who dress up too much are too feminine for my taste.

I used to date this really preppy guy who took FOR FUCKING EVER to get ready, even if we were just taking the dogs to the park or something. I mean he changed outfits like twenty times a day, always had to have everything ironed, hair always had to be perfect...I don't know, it just drove me nuts.

Spitting on the sidewalk. Seriously. Stop. It's fucking disgusting and you don't look cool.

I mean that's fine and dandy, and a lot, if not most, females like that and think it's attractive.

I don't.

People all over are different, and I realize that my opinion certainly isn't the general concensus.

I just personally think that guys who dress up too much are too feminine for my taste.

I used to date this really preppy guy who took FOR FUCKING EVER to get ready, even if we were just taking the dogs to the park or something. I mean he changed outfits like twenty times a day, always had to have everything ironed, hair always had to be perfect...I don't know, it just drove me nuts.

So guys who take forever to get ready, (I can understand that)

If the guy takes more than 20 min to get ready. (this includes a shit shower shave, brush teeth), something is wrong.

How old was he btw?

Cause I noticed the more I work the faster I have getting ready down to a science.

So guys who take forever to get ready, (I can understand that)

If the guy takes more than 20 min to get ready. (this includes a shit shower shave, brush teeth), something is wrong.

How old was he btw?

Cause I noticed the more I work the faster I have getting ready down to a science.

This was two years ago so...

:calculates:

He was 23. And I'm not talking about twenty minutes, I'm talking about an hour and a half.

This was two years ago so...

:calculates:

He was 23. And I'm not talking about twenty minutes, I'm talking about an hour and a half.

shit...

I have to wear a suit and it takes me 20 minutes maximum to get out the door.


I'd say that's quite girly.

shit...

I have to wear a suit and it takes me 20 minutes maximum to get out the door.


I'd say that's quite girly.

Isn't it, though? He's a queer-mo, I saw him a couple months ago and he looked terrible...too tan, too much product, just gross. His girlfriend looked like she was dripping with the syph.

Isn't it, though? He's a queer-mo, I saw him a couple months ago and he looked terrible...too tan, too much product, just gross. His girlfriend looked like she was dripping with the syph.

<<Does not comprehend why people fake tan (Is coloured though).

Were you the man in that relationship?

Ok...

No it's true. Cars are cars, and I AM HUMAN AND BETTER THAN YOUR GODDAMNED CAR, YOU FUCK!

My relationship with my car has outlasted every single relationship with a girl I've ever had. I'm not saying that my girl means less to me than my car, but it does mean alot to me. I love my car, get over it.

Yes, trust me I have met, worked with, and befriended tons of car fanatics. They are basically just enthusiastic guys who have found their ultimate hobby. I understand why they enjoy talking about cars, but what they need to understand is that not everyone is as passionate about the same subject. Respectful would be them allowing the conversation to drift to something that a woman is interested in part of the time.

This cuts both ways. Women love to go on and on about shopping, celebrity gossip, who is fucking who at their workplace, blah blah blah all the crap that most guys can't stand, yet they hate it when you tell them to shut up.

Cars are a huge subject, it's virtually impossible for the conversation to run out.

....someone that looks like bobby from king of the hill is telling me I look stupid?
you fat cunt
Your ego is most certanly an unattractive quality, carbon
it reeks of ignorance and stupidity with just a hint of nigger cologne
I wonder how someone as repulsive as you can even withstand the most basic human interaction
get back to your little online "rapoffs" queer

Now back to the thread,
a very unsexy thing men do is when they try to pull that caveman "alphamale" crap,
really pisses me off

And you just conceded the argument to CarbonB. 'I can't out argue him on a message board where my articulation and intelligence are my main weapons, so I'll start calling him ugly. The guy might be an inbred jawchucker with 6 spare tyres, doesn't make his points on the internet any less valid. If you can't beat him with smarts you just make yourself look like a pathetic try hard when you bring shit like this up, and the same goes for everyone who jumped on the anti CarbonB bandwagon.

Well, if you're here, and you love it because of the "odder" individuals, is that not the demographic who you would like to attract? I think most of the females on totse would be great as partners - they know how to joke around, they all have characteristics that set them apart from "mainstream society" and quite a few of them are actually pretty hot - I think they represent society as a whole fairly well.

(I'm a male btw) And I agree with almost every point that has been brought up - and NO im not gay - I really hate most guys though...I like girls :)

Exactly what qualities do they have that set them apart from 'mainstream society'? People love to act as if Totse is some kind of internet Mensa. It's not, it's sometimes a place where intelligent people come to find information and discussion about topics that are taboo elsewhere. Most of the time it's home to a bunch of freaks who are trying to convince the world and themselves that they fit into the previous category. None of the positive attributes I'm guessing you assosciate with totse women (broader mind, intelligence, a viewpoint that isn't as traditionally female, doesn't aspire to be the stereotype female) are restricted to totse females, they are more common than you think provided you don't choose your women out of the line at the welfare office. Perhaps they are normal women with slightly different interests to your average girl, but the ratio of intelligent, educated women with good personalities is no higher on totse than anywhere else in the world. My guess is that it is distinctly lower.

The pitfall to this thread is that I doubt any man would want to date one of the fuckups on totse, which makes it more difficult to value some of the things that have been posted

Quoted for mother fucking truth. I'm not going to crawl up the ass trying to score some e pussy. Virtually all of the women on totse come across as stuck up bitches who think they are better than men and take some sort of pride in the fact that they are "different" from normal girls. Newsflash - different doesn't always mean better. No guy worth dating would want to put up with the inherent instability of a totse woman - the average woman is unstable enough as it is.

drinking alcho pops or any other such kiddie drinks its just not right......

<<Does not comprehend why people fake tan (Is coloured though).

Were you the man in that relationship?

:sigh: Yes, yes I was.

And you just conceded the argument to CarbonB. 'I can't out argue him on a message board where my articulation and intelligence are my main weapons, so I'll start calling him ugly. The guy might be an inbred jawchucker with 6 spare tyres, doesn't make his points on the internet any less valid. If you can't beat him with smarts you just make yourself look like a pathetic try hard when you bring shit like this up, and the same goes for everyone who jumped on the anti CarbonB bandwagon.

And exactly what was his point?
"ur ignorant" yes.... that is some serious intelligence, especially when he has nothing to back it up with.

Do you think it's a coincidence that the picture title calls them inbred trolls?

If we can isolate the underlying defect, we'll make a killing off the patent liscencing from court-ordered genetic therapy alone...

wait wait wait

so whats so bad about using axe/lynx? i mean, its the most commonly used deoderant down here and in summer days, it is essential.

is it just a stereotype of axe/lynx spray enough of it to kill a room full of jews?

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg

too bad mummy dosent think about you half as much as i do
maybe you wouldnt need to go PMSing on internet forums to get some attention.

shut the FUCK up NOW!

Dude, I'll shut up when you start actually insulting me...until then, keep licking the bottom of my excrement bitch.

Holy shit, CarbonB you have been thoroughly owned with those pictures. Anything you have to say about sex is useless at this point. If you leave this thread now, you will still retain a tiny bit of dignity on this internet forum.

Right........?

I totally disagree with CarbonB on like everything ever, but I would like to point out that those pictures are... like... five years old by now. Seriously, even if he did still look like that, any power to embarrass that they ever had has long been exhausted. :P

Lol, Twisted come on, why are you going to tell them that!?!

I dunno... you notice he IS extra-nice to the females? :p Then again, I've seen him make fun of them too, so meh.

Meh is right, it depends on the girl, and it depends on if she is doing something that warrants me being nice. :-)

no....those pics still contain a fair amount of lulz

You just said "lulz", self-owned?

I'm indifferent towards men's footwear, to be honest. One thing I do dislike, though, is when a guy uses bad language while talking to me. I'm a lady and I like men who treat me respectfully.

My roommate was dating a guy for a little while, and one day she decided to send him a semi racy picture of her to his cell via text message. After that, he couldn't stop sending her pictures of his penis. Don't do that. It's like the episode of Seinfeld where it's fine for the girl to be naked all day, but not for the guy. Thanks in advance on behalf of any women you might date.

This was a pretty good pointer, I see most guys on totse making this mistake.

Modern medicine has come a long way in antiestrogen treatments in the last five years, yes...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8113/carboncroppedie4.jpghttp://www.calvinayrelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/inbred-patent-trolls.jpg

...but they still haven't managed to overcome all the effects of one's parents being brother 'n sister. Let alone for several generations.

Dude, you touch children, enough said...

Isn't it, though? He's a queer-mo, I saw him a couple months ago and he looked terrible...too tan, too much product, just gross. His girlfriend looked like she was dripping with the syph.

This sounds pretty hateful.


This cuts both ways. Women love to go on and on about shopping, celebrity gossip, who is fucking who at their workplace, blah blah blah all the crap that most guys can't stand, yet they hate it when you tell them to shut up.

Cars are a huge subject, it's virtually impossible for the conversation to run out.

Very true, it can both ways, so I guess it is something that both people in the relationship would have to work on. I know what you mean though, one thing I hate talking about the most is probably work, and the people someone knows there.

And exactly what was his point?
"ur ignorant" yes.... that is some serious intelligence, especially when he has nothing to back it up with.

I don't say "ur". You're ignorant, this is a fact. Now shut up.

wait wait wait

so whats so bad about using axe/lynx? i mean, its the most commonly used deoderant down here and in summer days, it is essential.

is it just a stereotype of axe/lynx spray enough of it to kill a room full of jews?

First of all it is not strong enough to be a deodorant, it is body spray. You still need to shower fuckers.

Wow, didn't think anyone would be posting those pics of carbonb before I posted my reply about him in this topic here http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2126232&page=10

Funny coincidence.

Anyway, on topic, I don't think any man should want the type of woman that's turned off by spitting, whether it be sucking the snot through his nose into his throat to spit it out, or just any kind of spitting. Any girl that is turned off by this is most likely unintelligent and unattractive physically anyway so who cares if she doesn't like it


Find a girl that is hot and smart and loves cock and she's much less likely to give a fuck if the guy spits. Even someone as unfortunate as carbonb can get a hot girlfriend if he'd stop pmsing on the internet constantly from the time he rolls out of bed.

Edit: I don't think any girl that is intelligent and hot would ever be with carbonb due to his pretentious nature and obvious idiocy. But one that's just hot, definitely possible. I've seen fugly guys with hot chicks.

thanks for ruining the thread with your irrelevant arguments

thanks for whining and pretending the thread is ruined.

it was a shitty thread to begin with but it isn't ruined. you think a massive thread like this on a site with thousands of members is going to be ruined by a few people arguing? you must not have seen the worst they can do when it comes to arguing. you're just lucky they haven't gone on as much as they do sometimes. even when they do their worst it won't ruin this topic.

Haha, CarbonB's pms is still hijacking totse I see... Some things never change, huh?

Well I totally pass the unsexy unawareness test so far, but I'm still highly undesirable I'm afraid :/

MY MUCUS HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE.

Dude, I'll shut up when you start actually insulting me...until then, keep licking the bottom of my excrement bitch.

.....lick the bottom of my body waste.

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onee fine dictomamary.


You just said "lulz", self-owned?
Self owned?
look in the mirror.

I don't say "ur". You're ignorant, this is a fact. Now shut up.


Carbon,
you're too damn dumb to carry on an argument,
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A POINT.
so my reply is this
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1409/picture11kr.jpg

Everything CarbonB says sounds learned, meaning its just something he read somewhere and internalized it. I get the feeling he has yet to experience life and is just faking it. Maybe I'm wrong, and he is King of the internet(according to his ego).

Now do what you do best and BLOW ME out with your witty posts.

No I will not respond, not because I think I am on some kinda
higher level than you. Its just doesn't matter anymore after this post.

carbon.. you make this thread fail.

please gtfo