I think I had way too much because it fucked me up big time. My heart was beating so fast and I was scared shitless. It was good the first part where I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes, but after that it sucked.

I don't know how you guys can do that to yourselves.

Edit: I did have the flu so could that be fucking me up and making me feel ill? I vomited literally 15 times.

Weed only has those effects the first few times you smoke, enjoy it while it lasts.

I vomited literally 15 times.

I didn't know you liked to get wet.

I didn't know you liked to get wet.

t3h dust iz h4rdc043

t3h dust iz h4rdc043

It will give you a strong appetitie for human lung.

My second time (first was just a tiny bit) was really fucked up, I felt like reality was a strobe light, flickering off and on, I was fucking flipping out. I remember saying to my friend "holy shit dude ok I'm here I gotta stay here" and then I would drift back into fuckin insanity. Like my 3rd or 4th time It almost happened again, I could feel it coming on but I fought it off. Now I dont get like that at all.

it's like that with everyone.

i had soem very intense trips on weed the first few times.
lasted about 4 hours aswell!

it's like that with everyone

I have to disagree.

I have to disagree.

oh...

Yep I havent had that feeling in a long time, the strobe and complete mind fuck. And that use to come with smoking all potency's of weed...i imagine if i got my hands on some really high end stuff and smoked hard itd probably happen again.

I could have predicted such a thing for your first time. As far as i am aware it happens with most people. There is some kind of initial tolerance to overcome, but once u overcome it the first few times are crazy...

Im not sure how true this is, but Ive heard weed burns up the sugar in your system a bit too quickly, leaving you with low blood sugar.

Grab a soda or another sugary drink for before/during the smoke and you should be good.

Yeah, first time I smoked - I was 14 I believe - me and some mates ripped 3 or 4 pure skunk cones. BIG MISTAKE. I've never been so high before in my entire life; I swear, I broke through. It was so intense, I can only describe it through superlatives - no description would fit how fucked I was.

I smoke every day now, though, and just get nicely chilled, occasionally experiencing mild undertones of paranoia; on the whole it's a very pleasant drug. It's not for everyone, but, then, what is?

you had a whitey and exposed your virgin lungs? so?


or alternatively, POC's wet diagnosis.

or alternatively, POC's wet diagnosis.

When I first started smoking shermsticks, it'd pretty much be a ritual for me; sit down, light up, take a few drags, get up, go puke. I was cool once I did (like opes basically) but it was usually always included as part of the experience.

Worth it? Yeah...:)

It's because you smoked fucking schwag for your first time.

If you'd smoked fine, high-quality danks, you would have had a highly pleasurable, mellow, gentle, warm and fuzzy high with lots of mental lapses and time distortion.

And you'd have sat on the couch staring at the TV thinking "Hm, I'd like to watch TV", but then when you reached for the remote you'd realize "Oh shit, it's already on, and I've been watching it for 20 minutes! Why in the fuck can't I remember what the hell's going on!? Hahahahah!"

That's what it was like for me, the first time. Smoked 2 bowls of OG Kush from a medical center, cruised home on my bike floating and drifting the whole way, plopped myself down on the couch with a box of Pop Tarts, and proceeded to space the fuck out for the rest of the evening.

The first time I ever smoked weed was equally as positive as my first X and my first acid. Maybe moreso, because it blew reality wide open and 'introduced me to my mind', as Ozzy put it.

Keep on blazing, man! After a few tries, you'll get into the groove and REALLY start enjoying it, I swear.

Keep on blazing, man! After a few tries, you'll get into the groove and REALLY start enjoying it, I swear.

This ^, I wish I could go back to the first week I started smoking weed. So many good times and intense highs.

OP- Just get some good friends and a good, chill place to smoke. Just take 1 hit, see how you feel, repeat process until your good and high. Put on some Bone Thugs and CHILL!

Enjoy you're very intense highs while they last.

ya i been smoking weed regularly for a while, and i think im getting tolerance ( and ive got chocolate thai which is rhly good stuff).

ive never really had an insane/intense high even when i smoked like 3grams in one sesh (exept mayeb the first time i tried which i did when i was also drunk so i dont really remember much).

but yeah, this is a good thing.

first time experience is almost always the best IMO

you've got aids

you've got aids

More like he needs aid for his panic attack.

Actually, that was a sad and poorly constructed joke / pun. Really, you should just try and take it easy next time. Or realize you're fine and just keep smoking. It's definately a panic attack though.

If I stop and then start again after about 5 months I can possibly get like that and have a panic attack if I smoke too much, for example 3 big ass blunts that are not rolled to well because my fucking ex rolled them.

I used to get them all the time. I was having a serious problem with them though. Now if I take too big a hit on the bong I can get one. I'm an expert at controlling them now though.

It will give you a strong appetitie for human lung.

Are you talking about Big Lurch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch

My first time getting high, I "woke up" about every 3-4 seconds for two hours or so. What a fucking tiring experience. It was fucking intense. I couldn't stop the "waking up" that time but I learned to carry some thoughts from the previous "dream" into the new ones so I could do some basic thinking.

I fell asleep and was high when I woke up for another hours or so.

I've puked on weed but not the first two times, though the second time I felt like I was going to (Same feeling as when I actually did, damn spins).

I didn't puke when I did PCP but I felt like it a few times. When I puked on weed it was from getting to dizzy.

Are you talking about Big Lurch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch

Thats what we call Big Lurchin'.

You know, It really sucks that he freaked out that bad. He was actually a very talented rapper. I was just listening to his album yesterday. Homeboy had some skills.

http://www.imeem.com/people/tq1g2A/music/pNTwNFRH/big_lurch_nutted_on_my_seat/
nutted on my seat
big lurch

I didn't know you liked to get wet.

Imma' get all surgical in this bitch! How you want it, Jake?

If you really want to experience those "intense highs" again just stop smoking for around 4 months...If you can

^ never able to bring back something similar to the first time for me.

How is that true?

Good dro will fuck you up way worse than schwag..

i smoked schwag my first time, got really high but real enjoyable.

Dro out of an apple pipe? I had a similar experience as these guys, literally retarded with frame vision and the 'strobe light' effect..

The guy I did it with has been doing it for years so I doubt the weed was "schwag" or whatever you said.

Me and the guy shared the first one and nothing happened. So we lit up another one and I had most of it. I threw it away and realized nothing had happened so I went inside, and as soon as I did I started cracking up laughing so hard for about 10 minutes. That was awesome.

Then I started getting paranoid and when I shut my eyes everything would be surreal and in slow motion, but when my eyes were open I had a mild headache. So I tried sleeping but my heart was racing like I had just ran a marathon.

I think the main reason the experience was so bad is because I had wayyy too much for a first timer.

This.

I'm well past those times.:(

No you probably didn't have too much you just aren't really used to it. I had like 6 bowls of kinda commercial shit and was super fucking high for awhile and it was sweet. Then I went home to my room and put on Led Zeppelin and was feeling really good. Then my mom knocked on my door then I got my first super paranoia on weed. I was freaking the fuck out. I opened the door and was acting super weird and scared to look at my mom cause I thought my eyes were really red. I was super paranoid and scared that she'd know and she was just like "Are you OK?" then I managed to calm down a little bit but I still looked super weird. She never knew I was high though but she had to know something was up.

First time I smoked weed I didn't feel anything. My friend told me that was normal cause she didn't feel anything either. It took me 2 or 3 times to actually feel what everyone was talking about.

Cause my first time smoking made me wonder what the "big deal" was with weed. Now I know, but I guess everyone reacts differently.

Just try and take it easy. Did you take any pills before you smoked? Cause if you took a benzo it potentiates the weed a little bit.

I took 2 cold tablets like an hour or so before.

I'm lucky my parents didn't show up because I didn't know where I was, so there would be no chance of me actually talking straight to them pretending I'm okay.

I took 2 cold tablets like an hour or so before.

I'm lucky my parents didn't show up because I didn't know where I was, so there would be no chance of me actually talking straight to them pretending I'm okay.

Well once you aren't sick you gotta blaze again man, trust me you won't be as paranoid and it will be way better. You just gotta tell yourself to relax and realize thats nothing bad will happen.

his nick is "1337" it shud be "nublet cant handle weed"

murder/suicide

Theres no reason to get paranoid when you're just starting. Parents never suspect a thing until you get caught.

Theres no reason to get paranoid when you're just starting. Parents never suspect a thing until you get caught.

don't get caught! it sucks if you get caught. your parents will be wary evermore!

Welcome to the wonderful world of higher living.

I got something similar on my way to the K-Hole last Saturday.