One thing I have discovered in life is that sex is an amazing thing. Unfortunately, due to societal stigmas, lack of education, etc...most people are having horrible sex. When I talk to people and they tell me that they only do missionary, doggy, cowgirl, or maybe reverse cowgirl, my brain hurts. Lots of chicks refuse to give head, and even more men refuse to eat out a girl.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

First thing, forget about all the stigmas and bullshit when it comes to sex, try things with an open mind, and implement the things you enjoy without any shame. There is no shame in enjoying pleasure, that's just stigmatic bullshit that only serves other's ideals.

Guys, you need to learn how to lick and finger a woman into ecstasy. Do some research, learn the different parts of a woman's anatomy and how you can stimulate them. Pussy tastes amazing, and it'll make you hornier from the chemicals in those delicious juices. The taste can have a slightly bitter taste at first if the woman isn't wet yet, but once she starts cumming, it'll be enjoyable. Nothing gets me going like watching a women squirm while my head is being squeezed between her thighs. Simply amazing.

Girls, you should always give oral. Most guys pre cum has a sweet taste to it, so enjoy it. Just like with pussy juices, pre cum has a shit load of chemicals that will get you horned up. Learn all the parts of the penis, and don't forget to tickle the balls. Oral is not gross, it's a great way to enjoy and give enjoyment to your partner.

Positions. There are so many positions to fuck. Mostly, female anatomy has to be kept in mind when it comes to position choice. I suggest looking into different positions if you lack imagination by reading books or searching online. There are lots of them, and it'll make things so much more exciting.

Anal play. The anus, sometimes called the dirty hole, is something that should be considered. Both men and women can enjoy anal pleasures. The anus is full of nerve endings. For men, they have an internal G-spot that can be stimulated through the anus. For the ladies, your G-spot can also be stimulated through the anus. As a bonus, there are actually less complications for women with anal sex, as infections and pregnancy is completely avoided. Many women enjoy anal over vaginal. The only negative is that anal sex takes a little time to get used too. For some people, their first couple times are painful, or uncomfortable. To ease this problem, some implement butt plugs to increase elasticity until anal sex is comfortable. As long as ample lube is used, anal sex can be a quite pleasant change or alternative option that is extremely pleasurable.

Make sex better through training. This is for both the ladies and the guys. Strengthen your PC muscles. Guys, those muscles that stop your pee stream, and pulse when you cum, strengthen them, and it will intensify, you'll stay hard longer, and improve your stamina, which is important for the next topic. Girls, same thing, those muscles need to be strengthened so that your orgasms are stronger and more enjoyable. Weak PC muscles in women will make your orgasms weak, and sex unenjoyable.

Homosexual sex? Not to be confused with homosexual relationships. Men and women are inherently bi-sexual. No matter what you say, this is the truth. The compatibility of same sexes is actually quite obvious. For women, they can obviously satisfy each other through oral, fingering, dildos, etc. For men, oral, fingering, anal sex, etc. Not a single man in the world won't enjoy those things. Some men prefer to receive anal sex over anything else. The only people this will apaul are those who are probably the biggest propagators of these ideas.

Three or more? WTF right? Sex has an amazing way of binding people, and in groups, sex can be even better. This kind of activity isn't for everyone, cause a lot of people are pathetically jealous, and just can't handle it. However, if you push your stupid human feelings to the side, you can achieve pleasures that will amaze you. Whether you're a woman or man, groups are fun. If you're comfortably bi, it's even better. I'm sure if you're imaginative, you can understand how this scenario could be very satisfying.

To conclude this post, sex is a remarkable thing that humanity makes very little use of, compared to it's possibilities. The biggest enemy to this is in our religions and societal stigmas, which are primarily built upon fears, unknowns, and nonsense. Really, a society that completely embraces sex and all of it's delights is a society that will thrive. Don't let illusionary bull deny you the pleasures of life.

You're an idiot. You're basing everything off your own opinions.

What is great for you isn't great for everyone else.

Actually, I'm basing it off scientific evidence and thousands of years of knowledge about sex. You have to have some kind of mental disorder to not like sex. I actually feel very sorry for people like you.

Please do tell, what is wrong with anything I've said, or are you just very uncomfortable with the truth?

So your saying that all asexual's and people who simply prefer spending their time on something else have mental disorders?

How incredibly fucking retarded of you.

Ugh, this is pure stupidity.

You're right, people shouldn't avoid doing things they enjoy because of social stigmas. But they shouldn't force themselves to try/do things that they don't like either. You're talking about how sex is a good thing and should be pleasureful, but doing things that don't turn you on is the antithesis of good sex.

Bullshit all people are inherently bisexual. Bullshit all men want a guy fingering their ass. People know what they want and like better than you do.

So your saying that all asexual's and people who simply prefer spending their time on something else have mental disorders?

How incredibly fucking retarded of you.

We are organisms. Our only purpose is to reproduce and survive. So yeah, I can honestly say that anyone who doesn't wish to breed, is a malfunctioning human being. Fortunately, this kind of behavior doesn't get passed down to further generations. That's natures way of portraying how retarded of an idea that is.

I agree with the OP.

I talk with my housemate sometimes about sex and I can only imagine that he and his girlfriend have the most boring sex ever. He admits that the only positions they ever do are doggy style and cowgirl and that he rarely goes down on her.

When I talk about some of the stuff I get up to (even the really tame stuff) he's like 'What? Anal, that's disgusting!' or 'Why would you even associate tying someone up/spanking/blindfolding with sex?'.

Sometimes I pull girls who aren't up for anything at all other than just lying on their back and moaning a bit. That was great when I was fifteen but I'd like to think that I'm ready to try something a bit more adventurous nowadays.

We are organisms. Our only purpose is to reproduce and survive. So yeah, I can honestly say that anyone who doesn't wish to breed, is a malfunctioning human being. Fortunately, this kind of behavior doesn't get passed down to further generations. That's natures way of portraying how retarded of an idea that is.

QTF.

Many a time I've said to my special friend 'it's weird to think that despite all the time I spend with you, deep down all I really want to do is make you pregnant'

How can you try to do anything you don't like? If you don't try it, wouldn't it be impossible to know whether you like it or not to sway your decision to make a choice in the first place. Basically you just proved my point that people are subject to the conditioning and stigmas put on things in their mind, as a result you miss out on many joys of life.

No you don't know if you want a guy fingering your ass, because if you haven't experienced it, you don't know whether you like it, therefore you aren't capable of knowing whether you want it or not truthfully. Someone else has made the decision for you. Do you ever think for yourself, or are you just content with repeating others thoughts on ideas?

Essentially all you have just told me is that you didn't want something because society has stigmatized it and you accept it. How is life inside your metaphorical cage?

I agree, and really you've got to go to these higher levels of sex to truly please a woman in my humble opinion.

How can you try to do anything you don't like? If you don't try it, wouldn't it be impossible to know whether you like it or not to sway your decision to make a choice in the first place. Basically you just proved my point that people are subject to the conditioning and stigmas put on things in their mind, as a result you miss out on many joys of life.

No you don't know if you want a guy fingering your ass, because if you haven't experienced it, you don't know whether you like it, therefore you aren't capable of knowing whether you want it or not truthfully. Someone else has made the decision for you. Do you ever think for yourself, or are you just content with repeating others thoughts on ideas?

Essentially all you have just told me is that you didn't want something because society has stigmatized it and you accept it. How is life inside your metaphorical cage?


That makes perfect sense. Why don't you go try cutting off your penis and tell us if you liked it or not.

Man I never though of it like that. Just dropping all social stigmas and try new things i've always thought about but never done. Thanks man, now i'm going to go rape a 5 year old.

I think that the OP really though his shit through and it was really well written. A+.

Blackfox26- I'm speaking of trying reasonable things, cutting off your penis isn't reasonable.

soro_one- Why would you rape a 5 year old when they can be so easily coerced into things.
Seriously though, this thread is a guide, it's purpose is to explain that we should make our own boundaries, not live within societies boundaries. I would obviously suggest against pedophilia, as then you are infringing on a child's choice to make decisions, as they are not capable of understanding such complex thoughts yet.

kill a man then and see if you like it. Eat feces and see if you enjoy it, perhaps its an aphrodisiac. You never know!

What is great for you isn't great for everyone else.

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kill a man then and see if you like it. Eat feces and see if you enjoy it, perhaps its an aphrodisiac. You never know!

I'm sure you bring to the world the same as you bring to this thread. Nothing.

eyyyy wasteoflife22 watup bruh?

eehhh...I dunno man. Yeah, be open, be willing to try new things, but don't negate individual wants and preferences for the sake of this "openness". For the most part I agree.

Even crazy monkey oiled up multi penetrative rimjob sex gets boring eventually. I get annoyed at people who spend a lot of time / energy thinking about it, especially when its a partner who expects the same of me. I have better things to do.

I gotta say this is a damn fine post. frink and ease have the right idea. Honestly, more people need to be hedonistic. Too many prude fucks (no pun intended) out there.

Obviously, there are always preferences, however, all things that I posted will bring anyone pleasure due to our anatomy. Unless you have genetic mutations, this covers most people. I'm into the ladies myself, not that wouldn't consider some gay shit, but my focus is women.

My sexual development is a step on my path to enlightenment. I take it very seriously how I master such skills and bring pleasure to those around me. It's a basic part of humanity that is very important to develop, as sharing mutual pleasures is a path to divinity. It's not just sex, it's the intertwining of our souls. Our whole purpose in life is to develop our souls, if you don't do that, you are lost.

I think I'd rather transcend humanity.

Accepting ourselves is part of the path to transcending humanity. This is probably my last stint on earth, although I'd like to come back some day.

As a bonus, there are actually less complications for women with anal sex, as infections and pregnancy is completely avoided.

Sexual infections can still occur. HIV, anyone?

I think you meant UTIs, but for the sake of clarity I think it's necessary to point this out.

*Awaits post by JoePedo*

Way ahead of you easeoflife. I learned a long time ago that I'm a FREAK in bed. That I enjoy many crazy things. But you forget the other fact of this, our partners. Even though I'm up for so many, many things, it's very hard to find such an open minded mate. Especially in this socially bound community I live in. I would love to finger a girl anally while I eat her out, but who are we kidding? It's hard to talk girls into this kind of thing. Sometimes I just go for it then get scolded at. And BELIEVE ME, I have tried to convince them.

Up to this point, I've never had much freaky sex yet that is what I desire most. I liked sex, but even though I've never had the freaky desires I dream of, I knew the sex I was having was boring and thus not as fun or fulfilling as I'd wish. Growing up as a youth I've seen some freaky porn. Those people look like their having the time of their and I just can't wait to have some crazy adventures like that. Yet all my partners have been SO prude and claim to have done everything. Then I start naming some fun ideas, it's like I slapped them in the face. So much for claiming to have done everything...

But fear not, I will not stop until I attain my freaky sex. The girlfriend I have now is a bit more open minded than the past ones. She's not letting me get too freaky just yet but has hinted it will come in due time. I try to go down on her all the time only succeeding two times. I know they were enjoyable for her, so I think she's just a bit insecure with herself. But as our relationship is growing (2 months now), she's becoming a bit better.

She's actually giving me oral, something I could never get out of past girlfriends and made me climax more than I've ever had in my life. It was like someone spilled a bowl of creamy semen soup all over the place. It's amazing how much sperm I had stowed away.

We have done some weird things like actually lick each others eyeballs (try it, it's fun).

All in all, I have high hopes for this one, and I will get my freaky sex if it's the last thing I do. I wish people would be more open, I agree with the majority of your sayings, easeoflife. A lot of these people just don't know how crazy stuff can really get you on. They're raised with these mental walls to block, as they would say, "blasphemy" out. It's not their fault, it's their shallow upbringing. So don't lash out at them, but teach them and show them as you are trying!

Sexual infections can still occur. HIV, anyone?

I think you meant UTIs, but for the sake of clarity I think it's necessary to point this out.

Exactly right. Only UTIs.

Practicing safe sex is essential these days.

QTF.

Many a time I've said to my special friend 'it's weird to think that despite all the time I spend with you, deep down all I really want to do is make you pregnant'

I told this to a girl that was just beginning to like me alot.

Strangely we don't really talk anymore.

but it was true and i don't regret saying it..

We are organisms. Our only purpose is to reproduce and survive. So yeah, I can honestly say that anyone who doesn't wish to breed, is a malfunctioning human being. Fortunately, this kind of behavior doesn't get passed down to further generations. That's natures way of portraying how retarded of an idea that is.

An enlightened person would understand that reality is perception, your life is a dream and your body doesn't even exist outside of a dream. Therefore, although there is nothing wrong with sex it is really just superficial physical pleasure. I have met many people who have lots of sex and still are not happy or content. Even I attract many beautiful woman but I realize there is more to life than that. But don't get me wrong, sex with a good looking girl is great but at the same time it is nothing. I wouldn't recommend telling a girl this though, haha if you wanna get laid at least.

It's probably because not everybody has so much free time for sex as you that you would get bored with the wonderful simplicity of normal garden-variety sex.

I really hate it when people claim that the purpose of life is to reproduce. Unless you believe in God, that's a completely ridiculous thing to say. (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/purpose)

Not to mention that if that was so, oral's a waste of time and so is "trying new things."

YES!

And dont stop at homosexuality...do what the germans have been doing for THOUSANDS of years! Animal sex! Its not gross, just lick and suck on your dogs crusty penis, then, if you are up for it, let him penetrate you! Let him cum in your intestines, then shit it out all over your partners face! AMAZING!

What about poop sex?? You guys absolutely positively must not leave POOP sex out of you and your partners life. The taste of poop has gender specific chemicals in it, that when tasted, make you much more aroused! Just put your hand under your partner while they are pooping, then catch the hot turds in your hand. Smell the nice sewer smell, and proceed to slightly lick the darker colored parts. Transfer the brown tongue to your partner via tongue kissing. You MUST try this...its AMAZING!

I really hate it when people claim that the purpose of life is to reproduce. Unless you believe in God, that's a completely ridiculous thing to say. (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/purpose)
Agreed. On a certain level, I'm disgusted by the hedonist values of the OP. A quote by Aldous Huxley comes to mind: "An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."

Think of all the great thing humanity is capable of, all that we could achieve, if would could simply stop fucking around like a bunch of monkeys. Wasted potential: the story of humankind.

Agreed. On a certain level, I'm disgusted by the hedonist values of the OP. A quote by Aldous Huxley comes to mind: "An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."

Think of all the great thing humanity is capable of, all that we could achieve, if would could simply stop fucking around like a bunch of monkeys. Wasted potential: the story of humankind.
Quoted for truth, my friend, quoted for truth. It's the mark of the pseudo-intellectual horny-young-man-crowd to conceive of sex as the be-all end-all of life and feel proud for having been so perceptive, unaware that they're actually just keeping themselves on the same base level they were before...

...but hey, if he's happy with it... :p I just find it kind of depressing that people actually want to reduce themselves to the level of animals.

Btw - do you just not use MSN/AIM any more, or do I have the wrong address/screenname...?

...but hey, if he's happy with it... :p I just find it kind of depressing that people actually want to reduce themselves to the level of animals.

As much as people just love to furiously masturbate their egos, we are still just animals. You can be all high and mighty if you like, but you would jump at the chance to fuck just as quickly as anyone else.

As much as people just love to furiously masturbate their egos, we are still just animals. You can be all high and mighty if you like, but you would jump at the chance to fuck just as quickly as anyone else.
This is a perfect example. I was going to include it in my last post, actually. "We're just animals! Sex is everything!" Sorry, but we aren't just animals in the sense you're thinking. No, we're not special, we don't have magical "souls", nothing like that; but we have the unique ability to think and reason, and give ourselves purpose.

Just because other people and other creatures can't think past their next meal/fuck doesn't mean you have to be like that too, and I'm constantly bewildered by the fact that people seem to think it does. "I can use reason and imagine and control my urges and create art and literature... but I'm just an animal... so actually, all that stuff is, um, nonexistent!"

Blackfox26- I'm speaking of trying reasonable things, cutting off your penis isn't reasonable.

What's reasonable can vary from person to person. For me, having another guy stick his penis in my ass is very unreasonable. Therefore I am not going to try that. Also there are a whole entire group of people who get off on having their limbs amputated. They somehow derive pleasure from it. So shouldn't it be among your list of things you need to try.

Vanilla sex doesn't equal boring sex. My husband and I are pretty vanilla as these things go, but to us our sex life is exciting. As long as people are having enjoyable sex...Who cares if it's not freaky or whatever!

Our opinions are all different, but it seems that people who enjoy sex the most put the highest priorities on having it as much as possible. I can honestly say that I'd pretty much rather have sex than do anything else. Why does the desire to be the best at one of our most primal functions garner less credit than someone who wishes to be the best painter, sculptor, writer, poet, etc...? Sex is an art, and it requires training, to be in good shape, understand anatomy, and to understand the mind. Other than the necessity to be in good shape, it seems to require all of the same skills as all other arts. Perhaps, much like most arts, people who just aren't good at it or don't understand it's human expression, see no value in it. We paint, sculpt, write, compose poetry, and music, for others to enjoy, or to enjoy it ourselves. This is the same reason for sex, since most sex takes place not for procreation, but for the enjoyment of those involved. Basically, all the greatest things humans can do are just forms of stimulating the senses, and how does sex not fall into this category, it's the only art that stimulates all sences. Hell, people marvel at sex so much that a billion dollar industry has been created from our desire to watch professionals do it best, and pleasure ourselves while we watch. Many of these actresses and actors are easily as famous as many of the greats in other arts. Out of all the human expressions that are possible, the only one that has survived and gone almost unchanged since people perfected it thousands of years ago is sex. The human form and sexuality have been one of the driving forces in almost all other arts that we have today. This simple expression of humanity working together for happiness is easily worth our time to at least have a good grasp at how to make it the best we can for ourselves and our partners. People who become sexual masters are not simple animals. Really, the dolphin is the only other animal that has sex for pleasure, so it's not much of a animal characteristic to have sex in the ways humans can.

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Oh no, I agree with all that. I don't think sex is useless or worthless, and I certainly admire your dedication. :p I was just pointing out that sex isn't the only thing worth pursuing.

Oh no, I agree with all that. I don't think sex is useless or worthless, and I certainly admire your dedication. :p I was just pointing out that sex isn't the only thing worth pursuing.

I think everyone should pursue bettering their sex lives to some extent, but it's not everything. I simply have natural abilities when it comes to sex, and I get a lot of happiness from giving women pleasure, which makes sexuality a natural interest for me.

Oh I see. So what you're doing is accusing everyone of sticking to the same routine and doing what everyone else does all the time, and proposing your own routine, which everyone should do instead.

Well, what if I propose that your method is boring sex, and that the only true way to have a real connection is through making your own hole in a girl or guy with some sort of gardening implement, and fucking that?

I mean, I see what you're saying, but what you should understand is that people like to do the same thing every day. People are happy in their mediocrity and who are you to try to take that away from them?

As for scientific proof, I didn't see any, all you really did was speculate, which is fine, but you shouldn't claim to have any sort of scientific basis for your claims if all you have is a reaction to certain unspecific data, or if you're not going to reference your claims.

Any idiot can go have sex. It takes at least a halfway intelligent person to excel in art. You might as well call football an art because it requires you to be in shape and stimulates your senses.
Calling porn stars professionals and comparing them to great artist in just plain ridiculous. To be a porn star, all you have to do is look good and be willing to fuck on camera for money. Also, every animal has sex for pleasure. If it weren't pleasurable then they wouldn't do it.

Any idiot can go have sex. It takes at least a halfway intelligent person to excel in art. You might as well call football an art because it requires you to be in shape and stimulates your senses.
Calling porn stars professionals and comparing them to great artist in just plain ridiculous. To be a porn star, all you have to do is look good and be willing to fuck on camera for money. Also, every animal has sex for pleasure. If it weren't pleasurable then they wouldn't do it.

As much as I agree I would have to say that, through love and sublime/transcendent experiences/thought, a higher and greater realm of sexual experience can be opened to the people with the proper love/mentality.

But that isn't the only direction a person can expand their mind in.

Agreed.