I moved this year from arkansas to mexico to live with my dad and try to start a more "mobile" life. i want to travel around mexico and further south working in the line of cruising sailboats. well i get here to mazatlan after cabo and we get this nice 37footer To fix up (beautifull boat now thanks to these 2 hands) But my problem is that im lonely. Im here were 95% of people dont speak the same language as me and it has made me antisocial. almost 4 months and I have not one friend under 35 (I know a few dudes in the marinas and thats it) i just dont know where to go. Im not working now (no boats this time of year) so i dont have much reason to go out to where i would meet women. Im not really a guy that goes out to these bars (no one speaks english) I'm not that bad looking for my age,(almost 18) I have a Great tan. but I do look younger than I am. and I just have a hard time being social here. Damit i DESERVE a hot girl here.Im going crazy i have noone i can just talk to here without having to act like someone else. i just want someone to be next to me. please tell the country boy how to function in a big city!

why would mexicans give a shit about your tan?

... I like my tan....and they might care because its better than not having one.

no simpleton. they're brown skinned. they don't care about your tan. they'd probably like it more if you were pale. it would be exotic to them. how bout them razorbacks.

Why do you DESERVE a hot girl?

Use this antisocial time to learn Spanish.

seriously...

you didn't think of this already?

learning languages sucks an no one has ever been in your position ever. good luck

all the mexicans are coming here so you ran away to mexico?

traitor....

You can't get laid in mexico? Are you serious?
Between all of the tourists looking for zero-attachment sex, and the country being full of catholic school girls who are poor, you can't get laid. Think about how Mexicans are literally out breeding the whites in North America, and you can get some pussy?
Learn Spanish, and the salsa. lol. They seriously love guys that can dance.

Get em drunk.

Chloroform works better than booze.

shit when you put it that way.... But I have gotten laid here. Just not as often as I would really like. But any way fuck this. I should think before im honest on totse, haha! But fucking hell my balls must release!

And on the tan thing. No they dont think its exotic. they think its weird.Also I'm not as lonely as I made me sound. I have this one girl back in arkansas that likes the idea of coming here with me but she cant come and she dont have a passport. so fuck that. And the last girl I was with blew my mind man! sexy ass native alaskan girl/eskimo girl came down (with parents) on a "nice" 42foot or so Benetau . this girl was like way outa my leage But i went for it. She was almost creepy formal about everything, her parents too!So I take her out ONE night (everything was fine exept I was baked) Fast forward to end of night. I kiss her and she goes back to her boat, i go to mine, roll another doob and I hear knock, knock on my boat. Its her, She says "Your my first" I think, First what? Are you saing you want to do it? Nope, She says I'm the FIRST guy she's kissed. No shit. 5 minuets later you know what happens. And this wierd thing where i cant cum happened then too.(sometimes I just keep going without finishing). And a few days later the weather opens up and they set sail south, due to go back north in april, I was expecting her to stop back in mazatlan but the marinas have not seen them so... I think they may have stayed in Puerto Vallarta (I hope I'm going there in 2 months anyway) or they skiped maz or they got sunk in all those storms i have been seeing around alaska lately... But as one stoner dude put it "shes a fart in the wind".. I dont know man i've always been kinda socialy fucked up. I thought coming here might help. but i guess not...

Also I am learning spanish, the 6 months i spent in cabo I wasnt but I started once i got to Mazatlan, But still cant have a regular conversation. And its so fucking auckward approaching girls that think youre just another retarded american, And I dont know man I'm done.. .. Piss off.

LOL at you not getting laid for awhile!