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 #1 
Old 2008-05-19, 01:05
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Default I want to change female DNA

The best genetic scientists in the world need to get together and alter female DNA so that they don't have pubic hair.

Shaving just isn't good enough. It needs to be cleaner.
 #2 
Old 2008-05-19, 01:14
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Haha. What a plan!

Why don't we just sort out a few other issues as well. Get rid of that illogical women logic...
 #3 
Old 2008-05-19, 01:20
Katzekratzer Katzekratzer is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

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Originally Posted by Bringin Fappage Back
The best genetic scientists in the world need to get together and alter female DNA so that they don't have pubic hair.

Shaving just isn't good enough. It needs to be cleaner.


Learn2wax?
 #4 
Old 2008-05-19, 01:21
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You know who doesn't have pubic hair?
Children.
 #5 
Old 2008-05-19, 01:39
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
You know who doesn't have pubic hair?
Children.


pure, unadulterated, uncut 100% pure win
 #6 
Old 2008-05-19, 01:41
nau06248 nau06248 is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
You know who doesn't have pubic hair?
Children.


You may of just brought a pedo out the closet...
 #7 
Old 2008-05-19, 04:49
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
You know who doesn't have pubic hair?
Children.


and 95% of porn stars?
 #8 
Old 2008-05-19, 04:51
Katzekratzer Katzekratzer is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
You know who doesn't have pubic hair?
Children.


I wanted to say that, but I couldnt think of a good way to put it! good job!
 #9 
Old 2008-05-19, 12:23
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 #10 
Old 2008-05-19, 14:27
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Groovy.
Default Re: I want to change female DNA

While we're at it, let's just as well make it any hair growing below the scalp.
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Old 2008-05-19, 15:32
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
You know who doesn't have pubic hair?
Children.


and nearly every sexually active woman under the age of 30
 #12 
Old 2008-05-19, 15:33
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and nearly every sexually active woman under the age of 30

Didn't you read the OP? Shaving isn't good enough; it needs to be cleaner.
 #13 
Old 2008-05-19, 17:14
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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Didn't you read the OP? Shaving isn't good enough; it needs to be cleaner.

whats your point? that its just stubbly enough? that the stray missed hairs down her taint are OK? that beauty and body hair can sometimes mix? stop being retarded and jump on the smooth, hairless bandwagon.
 #14 
Old 2008-05-19, 17:58
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whats your point? that its just stubbly enough? that the stray missed hairs down her taint are OK? that beauty and body hair can sometimes mix? stop being retarded and jump on the smooth, hairless bandwagon.

My point is that is you don't like secondary sex characteristics that come with sexual maturity, there is a totally viable alternative.
 #15 
Old 2008-05-19, 18:38
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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My point is that is you don't like secondary sex characteristics that come with sexual maturity, there is a totally viable alternative.

clearly women who like my freshly shaven face are just pedo's in disguise. what they really want is an 8 year old boy. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #16 
Old 2008-05-19, 18:56
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clearly women who like my freshly shaven face are just pedo's in disguise. what they really want is an 8 year old boy. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

And that, dear schoolchildren, was the story of how the menage-a-trois was invented. Tomorrows lesson will be on newtonian versus einsteinian gravitation theory, after which a fingerpainting session will be held...
 #17 
Old 2008-05-20, 01:20
Dissed Dissed is offline
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I can tell Silverfuck has a hairy vadge.
 #18 
Old 2008-05-20, 01:21
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

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Originally Posted by Dissed
I can tell Silverfuck has a hairy vadge.


Not that it's any of your business but I have impeccable hygiene.
 #19 
Old 2008-05-20, 01:35
xXxNessxXx xXxNessxXx is offline
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Not that it's any of your business but I have impeccable hygiene.

Ewww......Hairy vag.Mad
 #20 
Old 2008-05-20, 01:37
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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Not that it's any of your business but I have impeccable hygiene.

hairyness and hygiene aren't one and the same
QUESTION DODGER!
 #21 
Old 2008-05-20, 01:44
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hairyness and hygiene aren't one and the same
QUESTION DODGER!

It means I take care of myself and don't let body hair grow rampantly. I shave everything but a landing strip.

I'm not some bushy woman.
 #22 
Old 2008-05-20, 01:46
xXxNessxXx xXxNessxXx is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

It means I take care of myself and don't let body hair grow rampantly. I shave everything but a landing strip.

I'm not some bushy woman.

Ewww, hairy vag.:o
 #23 
Old 2008-05-20, 03:55
PWG PWG is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

It means I take care of myself and don't let body hair grow rampantly. I shave everything but a landing strip.

I'm not some bushy woman.

Pics or lie.
 #24 
Old 2008-05-20, 04:27
Dissed Dissed is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

It means I take care of myself and don't let body hair grow rampantly. I shave everything but a landing strip.

I'm not some bushy woman.

whats the point of a landing strip? it just gets in way. are you one of those idiots who think "ewww bald vadge=pedo"? in that case let you your legs and armpits grow out too, as those happen after puberty as well.
 #25 
Old 2008-05-20, 04:33
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

I don't want to feel like I'm making love to a child. Sorry.
 #26 
Old 2008-05-20, 07:14
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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I want to feel like I'm making love to a child.
Fixed.
 #27 
Old 2008-05-20, 10:40
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whats the point of a landing strip? it just gets in way. are you one of those idiots who think "ewww bald vadge=pedo"?

It looks like poultry without.
 #28 
Old 2008-05-20, 11:08
Dissed Dissed is offline
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its a vagina.
 #29 
Old 2008-05-20, 12:09
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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It looks like poultry without.

where can i buy tan, lotioned poultry?
 #30 
Old 2008-05-20, 14:21
Katzekratzer Katzekratzer is offline
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whats the point of a landing strip? it just gets in way. are you one of those idiots who think "ewww bald vadge=pedo"? in that case let you your legs and armpits grow out too, as those happen after puberty as well.

Do you find Silverfuck's choice of pubic hair offensive or something? You'd think something so intimate would be something you could make your own decisions about and not have to worry about people bitching at you because its not what they like, particularly the ones who wont even come into contact with it.
 #31 
Old 2008-05-20, 15:46
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You'd think something so intimate would be something you could make your own decisions about and not have to worry about people bitching at you because its not what they like, particularly the ones who wont even come into contact with it.

This would in fact be the baseline de novo assumption.

However, it is a common critique that to understand a thing, one must view it in the context of the culture in which it occurs. Currently, this culture is one in which talking about britney spears' underwear is phenomenally more important than, say, whether one's government is engaged in the slaughter of millions of people for no damned reason.

So, viewed within this cultural context, it suddenly becomes more apparent why an individual would consider a random person's crotch far, far more important than anything real that could affect their life; it's how they've been trained.

...of course, that's just one hypotheosis.
 #32 
Old 2008-05-20, 15:52
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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I agree with OP.
 #33 
Old 2008-05-20, 16:08
PieGirl PieGirl is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

It looks like poultry without.

I concur!
Landing strips are much nicer imho.
Gives a sort of womanly edge
booyah
 #34 
Old 2008-05-20, 19:07
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

I don't mind if its bald or got a bit of stubble, can't be doing with it having a full on rainforest down there with creepy crawlies, the majority of girls i've been with hate body hair so it was all off, 1 or 2 had full on bushes which was a bit of a turn off. 1 had a landing strip but that was never kept short, it was really long especially when she was wet it got in the way, she could of cut it down a bit.

anyway!
 #35 
Old 2008-05-20, 19:22
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I like my pubic hair.
 #36 
Old 2008-05-20, 19:31
Dissed Dissed is offline
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I concur!
Landing strips are much nicer imho.
Gives a sort of womanly edge
booyah

notice only weird chicks are saying this.
 #37 
Old 2008-05-20, 19:33
Dissed Dissed is offline
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I guess Im the only chick on totse with hardwood installed.
 #38 
Old 2008-05-20, 19:36
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

DANGER!!!!
DANGER!!!!EEK!


Dissed sounds like it's her time of the month. :p
 #39 
Old 2008-05-20, 19:45
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Do you find Silverfuck's choice of pubic hair offensive or something? You'd think something so intimate would be something you could make your own decisions about and not have to worry about people bitching at you because its not what they like, particularly the ones who wont even come into contact with it.

No kidding, right? I didn't realize a square inch of hair could cause so much hostility.
 #40 
Old 2008-05-20, 19:50
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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No kidding, right? I didn't realize a square inch of hair could cause so much hostility.

Sounds like someone needs a hug ;)
 #41 
Old 2008-05-21, 06:17
Aki Aki is offline
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Anything more than a trimmed landing strip is a turnoff.
 #42 
Old 2008-05-21, 15:21
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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Default Re: I want to change female DNA

'landing strip' more like crab-ladder

That said, a neat level landing strip is acceptable.
 
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