I have taken a very long break from Totse which I miss more than most things that have been pleasure-filled elements of my life. The last post I created was months ago but I’ve been lurking as a loyal Totsean. I decided to go to school and get a job to make a better life for myself so I can do more drugs later, it’s just simple economics. If I dick around getting high all day sharing knowledge on bbs’, I’m not going to be able to pay for the chemicals which I desire (legally). Anyone in my position can agree that it is wise to become part of society and generate cash faster than you consume it so that you can have a comfortable drug induced lifestyle without having to deal with wretched godforsaken withdrawals. Ok, now that that’s out of the way let’s get down to the blissful itchy matter at hand.

I know, it’s been said and it’s been done many a time and there are still a good number of people that believe poppy seeds cannot get you fucked up or they just don’t have the know-how to do it. But I have a gift for you my friends, come and learn the art of washing opium powder from poppy seeds and you’ll be nodding your way to success in no time.

I have been doing an extensive amount of experimentation with poppy seeds due to my kick ass source with a perpetual and very fair price and of high quality the majority of the time. To be honest, I kind of like opiates a little bit too, so that’s a good incentive for what I’m doing. In this very prolonged experiment I have gone through much trial and error to come to the point which I am at now. My method is not perfected because you can’t always extract every single last molecule, but I am pretty damn close.

Now the 1st and most crucial thing you will need is at least 1 pound of unadulterated poppy seeds. What I mean by unadulterated seeds is to not go to any supermarkets or most grocery stores to do your poppy shopping. There are 3 main reasons why: 1) Poppy seeds from major stores sold in McCormick type bottles and the like are very expensive. I can buy a pound of seeds at my location for $3.29 which is half the price of a small glass bottle of McCormick seeds 2) These seeds are harvested from plants which purposefully contain low amounts of opiates. 3) The amount of seeds in bottles is too small so you would have to pay a plethora of money to get enough which wouldn’t work anyway because of the low opium quality plants. The way to obtain unadulterated poppy seeds varies in different locations due to obvious reasons, but my hook up is God’s extraordinary gift to me, Farmer’s Market. 2nd you need a source of hot water. 3rd you will need a funnel. 4th you’re going to need an empty 2 or 3 liter bottle for the shaking business. The 5th item you’re going to need is a strainer with holes smaller than the poppy seeds so you don’t have to gag any seeds down (or up for that matter). I have used a plastic bag, foil, coffee filters, and other half assed shit in a pinch but I always use my wire strainer now. Plus, you don’t have to use a rubber band when using a strainer which is more convenient than other methods. The 6th thing you will need is a receptacle in which to strain the opium clouded liquid. The 7th and final thing you must have to go through with this is the desire to nod the fuck out.

Once you have all your ingredients together, you can begin the poppy seed “brewing” process. Take your bag of seeds and pour them into the bottle via funnel. Now get hot water, not boiling hot but just hot enough to scald to the touch (I use the bathtub nozzle because it gets hotter than my sink.) When filling the bottle with water, stop about one third of the way from the top to have enough air to shake. When the bottle is almost full it’s very difficult to get a good shake and you’ll also have to drink more liquid. Following stage aqua, cap the bottle and shake that bitch to your heart’s content. After a while of shaking vigorously, the water will be a tan color. You can tell the quality of how good your wash is by how dark it gets. Once you’re done shaking (10-15 minutes), it’s time to start straining that murky looking liquid. What I do is put the receptacle cup on the table, then I take the cap off the 2 liter bottle and put the strainer against the top of the 2 liter and invert the two held together into the cup faster than the liquid can leak. After you flip the 2 liter and strainer together from an upright position to a downright one it should look like this:
1 - Upside down bottle
_ - Strainer
U- Receptacle Cup
I Hold the 2 liter tight against the strainer and Give it a good squeeze, then let more air into it and keep repeating that until I can’t squeeze out any more liquid. Once you squeeze it all out do a second wash. If your second wash is still murky do a 3rd and so on. Sometimes I can wash 1 lb of seeds 3 or 4 times and the water is still cloudy. The most I usually do is 3 washes for a single batch and it gets me feeling pretty good. There’s something I’ve been noticing lately, too. When the seeds have been sitting in the hot water for about 5-10 minutes they start to get swollen from absorbing water. What I was thinking was that the seeds might be absorbing precious opium along with the water so the first wash is the most important to shake and strain quickly, then you can take your time with the other washes because the seeds will be plump by the 2nd wash. The seeds only get about 1.5 times their original size but this can make shaking the bottle difficult if you have too many seeds or water in there, so prepare for your poppy seeds to bulge and don’t fill it too much. A good method to get some vigorous shaking going on is to do a half lb at a time and also cut the water in half so you have ample air in there to shake it like a mad man. After you squeeze all the liquid out there’s only one more thing left to do. When you down the juice it tastes like sunflower seed shells soaking in water and if it’s got a very high concentration of opium it kind of tastes like a chewed up pill with that powdery residue taste.

Good luck on finding a stable, unadulterated source, but when you do be safe and don’t dose yourself too much. I have a high tolerance to opiates due to drinking this so often so don’t do a lot for your first time. Quality varies for every bag so when you drink this take preventative measures to make sure you won’t die if you overdose. Have people near you that know what you’re doing so they can call an ambulance to save you instead of thinking you’re snoozing. I really can’t stress od prevention and safety enough, please be careful and have fun.

I use cold water, because the poppy seed oil is more soluble in warm water than it is cold, and opiates are still very water soluble at cold temps, hence why CWE works.

I'll definitely have to try it with cold water next time, thanks. And I agree when it's hot water there tends to be a bit of oil floating on the top. I always thought that was the opium alkaloids, go figure. Do you get stomach aches when you do a cwe? I have friends that don't want to do poppy seed tea anymore just because of the stomach aches, maybe this is caused by drinking so much poppy seed oil.

I imagine that it could be possible for one to further extract the alkaloids by mixing a non polar solvent with the final product of this extraction, shaking and decanting off the non polar layer several times and then either crystallizing by sticking it in the fridge or salting the alkaloids out.

Look up the "Stinky Tea Recipe" on Opiophile, best shit hands down

Anyone know where to find said "Stinky Tea Recipe"? I searched and found out that it was created by a dude named Somnigod, but I don't have access to the private areas of opiophile. A link or nudge in the right direction would be greatly appreciated.

It looks like you have to be a registered member for awhile before you get to see those threads/forums. But I did find this:
...also, tagamet and grapefruit juice and alcohol all are great to add to ya brew. Well if you happen to stumble upon my recipe "Somni's Stinky Tea"...you will notice that it includes the alc and grapegruit juice....the tagamet is awesome for the tummy and benadryl is a necessity for me.
Taken from: http://forum.poppies.org/lofiversion/index.php?t2920.html
Looks like a regular tea with grapefruit juice and a bit of alcohol added plus (maybe) the use of potentiators(sp) beforehand.
Maybe someone will post a link or recipe :)

Peace.

Be VERY vigilant with poppy seeds... pods are a little safer and are more ideal, but regardless pods or seeds, caution is imperative. Batch upon batch can greatly vary in alkoloidal %.

http://poppyseedtea.com/

.peace.

Damn, i gotta try CWE. Warm water might most likely contribute to me not being able at all to drink PST

This is so strange ive been making it like that for over a year now. the way i make is is almost identical to the way you dscribe except i just use a tshirt to strain it. I dont ususally tell people about it though because i dont want it to get too big in my town and have some stupid kids die or something.