If you spent 4 years with a gyu you supposedly loved (bought rings and everything, just waiting for the right time to seal the deal)
, why would you then turn around and mayy someone you've known for 3 months instead? All the while living with BOTHJ guys (well, only living 4 guys with your new husband, but 4 years with me)?

She chose the other guy because she can comprehend what he is saying.

I knew you weren't okay with it.

Why the fuck did you attend their wedding? You're retarded.
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I would do it because I would obviously be gay and retarded.

You really did get fucked over :|

I lol'd.

I read this like 4 times and I still can't entirely decipher it...

You were with a girl for 4 years, then she broke up with you, then met some other guy and is marrying him after only knowing him for 3 months?

(The part about who's living with who, I just gave up on...)

Okay, well think about it like this.

When you were growing up, you loved playing with playdoh, but you only had home made playdoh because you were poor, and your playdoh had mould and maggots all through it. Then one day, a wizard came through town, and on his way through, a box fell off of his carriage, and you grabbed it and ran all the way home without opening it or looking back once.

When you got to your house, you opened the box and to your surprise the box contained all sorts of playdoh, the likes of which you could never have dreamed. This playdoh is not mouldy or maggot ridden. So what do you do? Do you keep playing with your old, scummy playdoh? I don't think so.

This whole saga disgusts me.

Thats a horrible metaphor, just so you know.

OP- Just forget that girl. She was nothing but a hoe. Your pansy ass didnt see it because you were "in love".

It happens. Guys do it, 'femakes' do it. Sometimes people stay with someone out of familiarity, laziness or fear. They're not entirely invested in the relationship but they're [selfishly] not ready to end it and the comfort it provides. But when someone new comes along, someone who is exciting and different, the dying relationship finally loses its appeal. It's stupid, but it happens.

It's like Brad Pitt. Jennifer Aniston was just peachy, but then foxy, exciting Angelina Jolie came along and enticed him away.
Sorry mate.

Hold up. Hold up! HOLD UP!!

Is this ZEK!?!?

I'm reading about this in an HB thread right now.

This is quite some shit happening right hurr.

Thats a horrible metaphor, just so you know.

OP- Just forget that girl. She was nothing but a hoe. Your pansy ass didnt see it because you were "in love".

that was the best metaphor ive ever heard

stfu n00b

There's a LOT missing to this story as far as this particular thread is concerned...

There's also kids involved. And orgies. And home-wrecking totseans...

that was the best metaphor ive ever heard

stfu n00b

No, human beings and emotions are not similar in any way to FUCKING PLAY-DOH.

you stfu.

It might not have been Pulitzer prize-winning material, but it was still an effective metaphor.

I've read this thread
It's gone to my head
My mind has been messed
I am depressed

Now I warn ya
You ought to move to California
Find, marry a nice man
Let him stick it up yer can

Lol, this. :D

Yah! As if anyone would believe that he's not maggoty! :p

Perfect.

link?

link?

This thread should be an alright place to get started (It's how I found out...):

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2124872

Aye ca rumba.

Some people are just bad people, man. It hurts to be torn from the life you know, but when that life is toxic you begin to feel better as the shit is pumped out of your system and the smoke clears.

It hurts to be torn from the life you know, but when that life is toxic you begin to feel better as the shit is pumped out of your system and the smoke clears.

That is so true.

If it wasn't for the kids involved, I would say this story could have a relatively happy ending.

Another man tries to turn a ho into a housewife & fails. Has HT ever said when she would have preferred to have kids, before she got pregnant at 17...or was it 16? I often ask HoZBag questions, such as, "If she hadn't gotten pregnant: would you have still been together even a year or maybe even two ago?"

He never deems to answer.

HoZBag: Would you be the same drunken drugged out wreck today if you hadn't become a teen-dad? You cains't turn back the clock. Put the seed back in your cock. Still: you've got to man up or end up jung...under a rock.

It sounds like he wasn't about to go anywhere. Too bad HT didn't have the same self-control as he did.

It should be illegal to have kids until a certain age. (IMO: WELL over 20).

This is just a huge fucking mess for all involved. And this kind of thing is by no means out of the ordinary!