I just recently started working at a mexican restaurant. I was really scared about it at first, seeing as I am white and the first to work there. However, I have found that all of the workers are wonderful and accept me, even though there is a language barrier with some of them. However, the first day I got trained by one of the sexiest mexicans I have ever seen, and we have began flirting. He talks to me, stands really close, laughs when he gets nervous, and looks at me in that kind of dazed way. He said that tomorrow I should bring a notebook full of phrases I want to learn in spanish. Besides some normal ones that describe my personality, what are some sentences that I should throw in there that are sweet, but not over bearing?

¿Donde estas carta verde? Then blow on a whistle real loud outside the restaurant and yell LA MIGRA LA MIGRA.

Definitely this one.

That's horrible.

Lets ICE 'em...

This.

Say "Chinga tu madre", " I like white boys!!, give me my order puto!"

Cunning Linguists?

But as its you...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fucking win! :D

Hey handsome - hola guapo.

I like your smile - me encanta tu sonrisa.

Nice taco, wanna fuck? - buen taco, quieres follar?

You are fucking stupid. Give me a fucking break...go out and get a real guy, and not some dude that is here illegally. Oh, thats right...you are an ugly skanker and the reality of you even obtaining a phone number from a legal, non-immigrant, good looking guy is laughable at best.

Mexicano stole your girlfriend, ese?

What does it mean?

Have fun with your Chagas disease.

Wow, you just made Jealous, Insecure and Stupid all in one post! GRATZ!



SirLicksAlot, even if this guy turns out to be slime, it's cool that you're having some fun, finally. It's neat when guys dont bother with mind games, isnt it?

Good luck!

Your ignorance is laughable at best.

Oh, and jackketch, I tried Cunning Linguists but no one really replies in there. Plus, you can't talk much because you sticky every one of your problems like S&A is your own personal blog.

And thank you, yoyobek. It was more amazing how accepting they were of me. I was very scared at first, but they are all very kind.

tu puedes tener mi pantolones.

Nice taco, wanna fuck? - buen taco, quieres follar?

I lolled, for some odd reason.

Yeah. Except what you wrote says "Where are you, green menu?" Carta also means "letter," so you could also translate it as "Where are you, green letter?" Sad that no one caught this error.

If you wanted to say it and have it make sense, you'd need to say "Dónde está tu tarjeta verde?" This means "where is your green card." Then shouting la migra would make sense.

Follar is used in Spain. In mexico they say coger. "Quieres coger?" translates as "Wanna fuck?" If you said follar he'd probably look at you funny.

Wow, you just made Jealous, Insecure and Stupid all in one post! GRATZ!

Good luck!

Thanks you dude-looking fat russian skank! LOOK! I have guinea pigs because I cannot get a dude to fuck...how pathetically am I?


Your ignorance is laughable at best.

Positively the lamest sentence Ive heard since my other night encounter: "carefull, im gonna be tight".

....



BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I actually LoL'd at this, got weird looks from everyone else

LOOK! I have guinea pigs because I cannot get a dude to fuck...

Those are gerbils. Guinea pigs mean you have mixed feelings about having children. Know the difference.

Incidentally, it's still under debate whether the "gerbil = man-substitute" started in the homosexual or heterosexual community...

I know about 3/8ths of the Spanish language, but somehow I missed out on all the dirty sayings and words...

Thanks you dude-looking fat russian skank! LOOK! I have guinea pigs because I cannot get a dude to fuck...how pathetically am I?
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Good one, man. really. I'm so proud of you, you can insult someone about their looks on an internet forum. Dont you feel so big and tough and cool now?

You're a pathetic ignorant piece of shit and you should just.. really go and put yourself down now. If you're hurting so much inside and hate the world and yourself to the extent you need to fling pissy childish insults at girls on the internet because you're furious about the fact they'll never look twice at you.. well that's just sad.


You poor, poor guy. :(


But really no girl is going to feel bad sorry enough for you to want to fuck you, so you wont get laid through pity fucks, either.

Good one, man. really. I'm so proud of you, you can insult someone about their looks on an internet forum. Dont you feel so big and tough and cool now?

You're a pathetic ignorant piece of shit and you should just.. really go and put yourself down now. If you're hurting so much inside and hate the world and yourself to the extent you need to fling pissy childish insults at girls on the internet because you're furious about the fact they'll never look twice at you.. well that's just sad.


You poor, poor guy. :(


But really no girl is going to feel bad sorry enough for you to want to fuck you, so you wont get laid through pity fucks, either.



Thanks again for the compliment! Much obliged.

Im pathetic? You are completely delusional. I get different bitches at least once a month unless im not tired of the one I have, and I get new pussy on a regular basis. Sometimes I get fresh pussy more than once a week, so spare me your gibberish about how women dont look at me when I just blew my load in some bitches mouth approximately four hours ago, and I fingered her pussy cause I didnt have a condom.

Any PITY fucks?? I never have even heard of these until now, and I wonder WHY you know about pity fucks...guess those guys REALLY dont want to hurt your feelings :(

You are probably horrible at everything you do, and you are THE WORST at reading people through the internet. I LOVE the world and I love life...just stick to being fat and ugly; you will probably make it father in life than actually trying to do something.

Thanks again for the compliment! Much obliged.

Im pathetic? You are completely delusional. I get different bitches at least once a month unless im not tired of the one I have, and I get new pussy on a regular basis. Sometimes I get fresh pussy more than once a week, so spare me your gibberish about how women dont look at me when I just blew my load in some bitches mouth approximately four hours ago, and I fingered her pussy cause I didnt have a condom.

Any PITY fucks?? I never have even heard of these until now, and I wonder WHY you know about pity fucks...guess those guys REALLY dont want to hurt your feelings :(

You are probably horrible at everything you do, and you are THE WORST at reading people through the internet. I LOVE the world and I love life...just stick to being fat and ugly; you will probably make it father in life than actually trying to do something.

*rolls eyes*

¡HAHA USANDO LA RED!

"Hol Senñor, yo ser puta barpta"

^^


Hey man, what are you up to today?

:)

Wow... there are some really great sayings coming out of peoples posts... and in the correct grammar as well.

next time you see him just whisper this into his ear.

"quiero que me tocas mi pene"

Wow, you just made Jealous, Insecure and Stupid all in one post! GRATZ!



SirLicksAlot, even if this guy turns out to be slime, it's cool that you're having some fun, finally. It's neat when guys dont bother with mind games, isnt it?

Good luck!

*flame*

I just follow the crowd, really.

So you have an in depth understand of Spanish grammar, yet you come in here asking for phrases from us?



Somethings wrong with your education. I'd get that checked out.

this should read "quiero que toques mi pene."

Donde esta la biblioteca?



whats the code for upside down ? ?

whats the code for upside down ? ?

It's ¿.