yeah so its just as the title says... I'm going to try some marijuana this weekend with a couple of old friends who are also new to it. I have a few questions.
1 Do i smoke it as it is? or do i have to cut it down or something to make it smaller?
2 Do i need special rolling paper? or can i use other easier to obtain materials?
3 How much do i use in one joint?

4 Does anyone have any tips or pointers for a newbie?


oh and um how long would an eighth last 3 or so people?


Thanks in advance

Oooommg I know a lot of people are going to give you a lot of shit about this. Plus this is not a bad idea at all!!!! This should be in BLTC.

Sorry if its in the wrong forum =/ people around me have told me its a bad idea lol.

Moving to Better Living Through Chemistry.

1. Mix with tobaco.
2. Zig-Zags, Rizzlas, other rolling papers, or just use a bong or pipe.
3. This would be a pretty hard one to explain.
4. Puff, Puff, Pass it on lol. You want to learn your tolerance so you don't pull a whitey.
5. Depends how much weed you put in a joint, but not long.

http://www.weedfarmer.com/joint_rolling/index.htm


The amount you use and the length it lasts you is gonna be difference for everyone. Start off small, and work your way up, 'til you're feeling good. Have fun :)

1. Yeah you have to break it down, not really to a powder but down into smaller pieces than just the full nuggets. Rip it up with your fingers basically.

2. You probably need special rolling papers if you really want to smoke a joint. The thing is, you have to be able to roll well in order to get an effective joint. You may as well make a pipe.

3. For three people with no tolerance, about as much as the size of a marble. Maybe a little more.

Really though, make a pipe or a shitty bong out of a 2 liter.

1. You should "break it down" into shake/very small nuggets. Especially if you are planning on smoking joints.

2. Yeah - buy a pack of zigzags, or get an adult to buy them for if you're not old enough. Trying to roll with looseleaf paper or some other shit isn't worth it. Either get a pack of wraps or don't use a joint.

3. First off, practice rolling a joint with household spices, tobacco, or anything else before you try it with weed. If you make poorly rolled joints it ruins the experience, not to mention wastes alot of bud. Any amount for a jont is really fine. As long as it's properly rolled. The conventional amount used in one is 0.5-1.2 grams though.

That said, i reccomend using a homemade bong/bowl for your first time smoking. Joints waste too much weed and generally speaking amatures aren't great at rolling them.

4. Make sure to be in a secure environment. Don't smoke in a high risk place such as a park, school, or anywhere else where you have a reasonable chance of being caught. It is much easier to enjoy when you don't have to worry about someone finding out and "catching you". If that is on your mindset it can lead to paranoia and anxiety and ruin the whole high.

5. An eighth is more than enough for your first times getting high.

How would i go about making a bong or pipe?

http://homemadebong.com/

http://homemadebong.com/

That would work except i have no idea where to find a metal cone piece =/. Are there any other easier ones?

3 How much do i use in one joint?

~facepalm~ Same as any other drug - start small, newbie, and work your way up 'till you're where you want to be. Duh?

4 Does anyone have any tips or pointers for a newbie?

1. Your herb is not, in fact, laced with LSD. Deal with this fact.

2. Unless you're an 80 year old spic, it is not in fact called "marijuana." Do not support the racism of either Hearst or your government. If you're hispanic and younger than 80 or so, it's usually called "motah" or such, but if you're english speaking, hempenflower, cannabis, or ganja, or if you prefer less-specific terms, "pot," "herb," "Mary J," "that thar whackyweed," or other things not-in-outdated-spanish should do.

Seriously. It's hard to criticize the racism of your government regarding the drug war, and perpetuate it, at the same time.

oh and um how long would an eighth last 3 or so people?

Well, let's see...

1. I'm a large, experienced stoner.

2. If I want it to, a half-gram or less of fairly dank green herb will keep me high for five days, nonstop.

3. You have seven half-grams, and are a newb. If you choose, the three of you will be getting high monthly on one-rippers for about two years.

...alternately, the three of you could just end up rolling a 3.5g blunt, puking your guts out all night from swallowed smoke-bubbles (really fucking cool when you swallow less than the amount of smoke it takes to puke... you feel sick for a second, but then you burp and blow out a huge cloud of smoke), and then end up posting rediculous fucking newb questions like "omg wuz my pot laced with LSD" because you're a newb and got far, far higher than you needed to, or should have.

...but, if it's good quality herb, you should be able to get sizeably stoned for most of the day on a piece about the size of one-half to one-third the exposed area of the eraser on a new pencil... my test for the quality of herb is to smoke 1/8th of a cubic millimeter - if it doesn't noticeably change my head (though barely), I ain't buyin'. If it's dirtweed, 1-2 eraser-sized bits should get you where you want to be. Anything else is fucking rope dragged out of a roadside ditch in a trip to kansas, and you need to buy better herb.

So, an eighth? Like, 2-3 centimeters tall across the bottom of a decent-sized sandwich bag? That... should keep three non-habitual stoners blazed off and on for a looooooong time.

'n even if you smoke the "wrong" way, throwing way too much on a session beyond where it would get you higher and then proceeding to smoke up your tolerance instead of your high, it should still keep the three of you stoned all day, maybe more... but take single rips, dude. Seriously. Unless it's mid-grade or below (or unless you've smoked ounces a day for years, but...), your body can't even really respond to more than that, anyway, 'n you'll have something to hit for later in the day...

I'd definately suggest smoking it in a bong or even a pipe. if you roll up a fat joint your first time, you're gonna end up coughing your lungs out (especially if you don't smoke anything), and probably wasting a lot of weed.

you can buy a decent glass pipe for $5-$10 at your local head shop.

yeah i just read a few guides and tutorials on making bongs. the part i'm still kinda confused about is the bowl on the bong. is it just a piece of metal with weed on it with holes to allow the smoke to go through? And one more thing. Do you just light the weed?

Finger over the carb while lighting the weed, suck, suck, suck, when chamber is filled with smoke and all the weed is burnt, release finger from carb and suck, all the smoke should be cleared from the chamber.
Repeat.

If you're going for a bong, be very careful at first. You might cough into the bong, getting the weed wet and ruining it. I didn't notice anyone else post this: break up the weed and get out all the seeds & the stems if you can. You'll see the difference in seeds, stems and bud. Bud is green and sort of crumbly, stem is kind of tan and will snap when bent, and seeds are small, hard, roundish and either white if they're premature or brown with black stripes if it's good. Your bud will be connected to the side of the stem, the seeds will be in the bud. This is why we break it up - seeds taste disgusting and don't get you high. Stems aren't as bad, but they're not pleasant and they don't contain much, if any, THC.

Also, have any of you ever smoked anything? Wrong technique is why a lot of people don't get high their first time. My method for teaching n00bs is to suck the smoke into your mouth (gonna be hard with a bong, I suggest making a pipe out of, say, a soda can) then inhale a big breath of air. You won't get a huge hit, but you don't need one yet and you'll get the smoke into your lungs, not just roling out of your mouth.

And if you see any of your friends bowing out smoke that just kind of rolls up into the air, they're not inhaling. Don't talk shit, none have done this, but try to help him out. If it gets into your lungs, first off, it'll burn a little in your chest, but you'll blow out kind of a stream of smoke that's more grey than blue.

And just take 2-3 hits at first, then give it 10-15 minutes. There's no reason to get super baked and start working on a heavy tolerance now.

Yeah the poking holes in it thing isn't typical of smoking weed though. Weed is naturally kind of sticky so if you were to go out and buy a glass piece you'd see there's only one hole on the bottom.

If you want you can make a small piece with just a pen, aluminum foil and a piece of tape. It's my macgyver quick fix pipe.

Fold a square of aluminum foil, at least a double layer, with a side length of about 1/3 the length of the pen.

Wrap aluminum foil around the end of the pen tightly, holding its cylinder form. It should extend at least an inch out from the end of the pen.

Tape the foil cylinder to the pen with just one piece around it in a circle.

Then take a pencil and put it inside the foil cylinder but not yet inside the bic pen. Squish the aluminum foil around the form of the eraser leaving only a tiny hole at the end of your bowl.

Obviously try to avoid using the lighter as much as you can too because plastic is not a good thing to get melting. Keep an eye on that.

Thanks man that cleared up alot for me. Now all i gotta figure out is how to keep the makeshift bowl(im using the metal plate thingy inside my old broken earphones) attached to the metal pipe.

If you're strapped for cash, chewing gum. Otherwise - super glue that shit such that it won't bubble and fume when you're toking. Spend time making the bowl, tin foil bowls are dirt. When I made pipes I'd use a socket from a ratchet set. At my house the faucets all have 2 sets of round metal screens in them so I'd dig one of those out to use as, well, a screen. Keep in mind that this works best for bongs and stuff, youre going to be hard pressed to make pipe this way, but the screen should still work. Thimbles work quite well for bowls too. All in all, avoid smoking plastic.

Thanks man that cleared up alot for me. Now all i gotta figure out is how to keep the makeshift bowl(im using the metal plate thingy inside my old broken earphones) attached to the metal pipe.

That sounds terrible, no offense. Either buy a pot pipe or make something better man. Bowls are everywhere.

Hell, even an apple sounds better then trying to smoke out of something made from junk around the house slapped together. Just make an apple pipe.

1. break it up into a powdery like substance
2. don't roll cause you don't know how. smoke out of a pipe. if you are gonna roll yes you need rolling papers
3. a gram or so
4. smoke and deeply inhale thats the way to get high your first time

Also a good way for a noob to make a functional pipe would be to use a pop can. Just indent one side so its flat. Then poke about holes that are about 3/4 of an inch in diameter. Place weed on top, light it pretty good and inhale very deeply. Or find someone with a glass pipe.

You can make a quick pipe with some black(electrical) tape, pipe fittings, a pen, and a screen from a sink faucet. I wouldn't use this very much although, because you'll get toxic fumes from the metal. Make sure it is steel(not galvanized), and burn with a gas stove or something before assembly.
Or you could make a lightbulb vape. They tend to hit kind of hard tho (in my experience).

Don't use plastic for a bowl. If you heat it and it melts, it's terrible to inhale. If you're old enough, check out a headshop. They usually will have some kind of metal pipe for $3-5. Won't be anything too nice, but it will work. A one-hitter would be great. You can get glass ones or you can get little ones that look like cigarettes. The cigarette ones usually come with a stash box and can get expensive. If you plan on smoking for a while, go ahead and get a glass pipe. They're the best kind of pipe you can get. If you end up not liking pot, chances are one of your friends will keep smoking and you could sell the pipe to him for a few dollars less than what you paid. Make sure not to mention anything about smoking pot in the headshop, too. Most of them will throw you out immediately if you do.

If you're really hard up and can't go to a headshop, I would reccomend making an all-aluminum foil pipe. Get a thick pen or a permanant marker and wrap a bunch of layers of foil around it fairly tightly, making a cylinder. Pull the pen or marker out and take one end and tilt it up just a little, maybe an inch from the end. You may have to play with it to get the hole the right size. Just think about how big your chunks of pot will be and make it a little smaller than that. You can crimp it or twist it or whatever you need to do to get the right size hole. Just take a hit through it with nothing in it first to make sure that air can come through. If so, put your pot in the bent-upwards end and light it. You don't need to keep the lighter on it the whole time. Just let it burn on its own. You'll also have to take breaks with this pipe, because it will get hot quickly. It'll be good for you to judge how high you are and if you need more, though.

I have a few questions.
1 Do i smoke it as it is? or do i have to cut it down or something to make it smaller?
2 Do i need special rolling paper? or can i use other easier to obtain materials?
3 How much do i use in one joint?

4 Does anyone have any tips or pointers for a newbie?


oh and um how long would an eighth last 3 or so people?


Thanks in advance

Well aznprld, I will tell you the truth. (unlike all the other jerks).

1. You do not, in fact, you plug it. To prepare it for plugging you use it as stuffing in a turkey, and the use ky jelly for marination (and other reasons).
2. If you are to smoke it I suggest a 10mX4m sheet of steel. Make sure you light the area where you are to put your mouth till it turns yellow hot.
3. A shit ton. (is a real weight, look it up, I suggest asking Jeeves)
4. All cannabis (not marihuana (the real spelling, the j was added for the discrimination of Hispanics during the 50's) or ganja (sanskrit/nigmacians (nigger jamacians)) or any other lame ass words, let's be scientific on our shit) does in fact contain the chemicals pcp, d-lysergic acid, mdma, 2cX, DOx, tylenol, cocaine, alcohol, and water. So yes, your tripping/speeding/menstruating and it was laced. It comes laced naturally, just like Velcro shoes .

(kinda 5. you didn't number it jackass, in fact your such a jackass I'm not answering... about a week noob......bracket).

Well aznprld, I will tell you the truth. (unlike all the other jerks).

1. You do not, in fact, you plug it. To prepare it for plugging you use it as stuffing in a turkey, and the use ky jelly for marination (and other reasons).
2. If you are to smoke it I suggest a 10mX4m sheet of steel. Make sure you light the area where you are to put your mouth till it turns yellow hot.
3. A shit ton. (is a real weight, look it up, I suggest asking Jeeves)
4. All cannabis (not marihuana (the real spelling, the j was added for the discrimination of Hispanics during the 50's) or ganja (sanskrit/nigmacians (nigger jamacians)) or any other lame ass words, let's be scientific on our shit) does in fact contain the chemicals pcp, d-lysergic acid, mdma, 2cX, DOx, tylenol, cocaine, alcohol, and water. So yes, your tripping/speeding/menstruating and it was laced. It comes laced naturally, just like Velcro shoes .

(kinda 5. you didn't number it jackass, in fact your such a jackass I'm not answering... about a week noob......bracket).

Nice try

Just buy some weed, get one of your friends to bring a bong, pipe or roll a joint with not too much in it, and then have a toke or two and see how you feel.

Repeat.

Go find food.

This is not the most complex dilemma ever. You're smoking weed, and people were doing it thousands of years ago over the camp fire, it's not fucking rocket science.

Lightbulb vape?

Guide to building here (http://www.marijuanagrowing.eu/cannabis4261.html)

You're going to fuck something up if you don't do it with someone who's experienced.

my test for the quality of herb is to smoke 1/8th of a cubic millimeter - if it doesn't noticeably change my head (though barely), I ain't buyin'.


wow dude... that's like.... NOTHING.

WOW.

You must be getting the fucking danks!

I'm pretty sure he meant a centimeter... And who the fuck uses fractions with metric? Lol.
To OP, just drive to nebraska and I'll just show you how to smoke up. :D

I'm pretty sure he meant a centimeter...

Nope, millimeter. "Slightly large sprinkle/chunk of shake."

'n there is no metric for "cubic half-millimeter," which happens to be an eighth of a single cubic millimeter. It goes in tenths.

@laundrysoap... round here, those are technically the mids if you know what you're doing... but the fucking godbud requires actual connections, so some people call it dank... 'n the rest of n. amerikkka calls it "really good dank," lol.

Lol what is the shit in the bottom of your bag like fuckin hash?...

I love first time smokers. I accidentally got a paranoid schizophrenic high for his first time the other day and it was amusing. Don't think I'll do it again in case he stabs his entire family or something

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA H AHHAHAH HA HAEHAUEHUAEHUAEHUEAHUHEA THIS GUY HAS NEVER EVEN SMOKED WEED BEFORE! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!

what, like you came out the womb with a joint in your hand?

give the kid a break. so what if he hasn't tried it? he intends to, and that's good enough.

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA H AHHAHAH HA HAEHAUEHUAEHUAEHUEAHUHEA THIS GUY HAS NEVER EVEN SMOKED WEED BEFORE! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!

I bet your one of them kids who has no friends and only comes on the internet to brag about things he has made up in his head.

his name is internet-weed-dude. that is SO OBVIOUSLY what he's doing.

I bet he's ten.

Hey where you from in nebraska? I'm from Lincoln

Fucking on some type of stimulant man

Weird, I'm schizophrenic also and I smoke all the time. I'm more paranoid when I'm not high..

Edit: Just kidding. I am just as paranoid when I'm high. :(

This thread is beautiful, makes me really appreciate the community we have here.:)

Fucking on some type of stimulant man

Haha, you'd think so, but no, it's natural. I just get really high and I have ADHD. I've also been on a couple tripping binges, which didn't help the situation.

Believe it or not, I don't really like stimulants.

Soooooo....wtf? Did OP smoke yet?
Im curious to whether he found it enjoyable or not

Hold your hit. For a long time.

If you suddenly find yourself only a short while from your death or serious injury, and you're really scared, know you're just high.

Yeah so yesterday me and my buddies went deep into this park/forest kinda place and we smoked the joint i rolled. i think i made it pretty good since it was packed and semi tight
i think i got high lol. i realized i was acting not like my usual self. I was saying whatever came to mind too without thinking. it was pretty awesome ;D thx for all the good advice guys ;]

What the hell do you mean you "think" you got high? Either you got high or you didn't. So do you mean you "think" you were high, or were you actually high? You probably didn't inhale enough noob. Go smoke some more pot. You would've felt more than just saying "whatever comes to mind" its a complete body effect. You would've felt in a different state of mind physically and mentally. So please describe this "high" of yours.

What the hell do you mean you "think" you got high? Either you got high or you didn't. So do you mean you "think" you were high, or were you actually high? You probably didn't inhale enough noob. Go smoke some more pot. You would've felt more than just saying "whatever comes to mind" its a complete body effect. You would've felt in a different state of mind physically and mentally. So please describe this "high" of yours.
well how am i suppose to know if im high or not...if never experienced it before? what am i suppose to compare it to?

well how am i suppose to know if im high or not...if never experienced it before? what am i suppose to compare it to?

You will know.

~facepalm~ Same as any other drug - start small, newbie, and work your way up 'till you're where you want to be. Duh?



1. Your herb is not, in fact, laced with LSD. Deal with this fact.

2. Unless you're an 80 year old spic, it is not in fact called "marijuana." Do not support the racism of either Hearst or your government. If you're hispanic and younger than 80 or so, it's usually called "motah" or such, but if you're english speaking, hempenflower, cannabis, or ganja, or if you prefer less-specific terms, "pot," "herb," "Mary J," "that thar whackyweed," or other things not-in-outdated-spanish should do.

Seriously. It's hard to criticize the racism of your government regarding the drug war, and perpetuate it, at the same time.



Well, let's see...

1. I'm a large, experienced stoner.

2. If I want it to, a half-gram or less of fairly dank green herb will keep me high for five days, nonstop.

3. You have seven half-grams, and are a newb. If you choose, the three of you will be getting high monthly on one-rippers for about two years.

...alternately, the three of you could just end up rolling a 3.5g blunt, puking your guts out all night from swallowed smoke-bubbles (really fucking cool when you swallow less than the amount of smoke it takes to puke... you feel sick for a second, but then you burp and blow out a huge cloud of smoke), and then end up posting rediculous fucking newb questions like "omg wuz my pot laced with LSD" because you're a newb and got far, far higher than you needed to, or should have.

...but, if it's good quality herb, you should be able to get sizeably stoned for most of the day on a piece about the size of one-half to one-third the exposed area of the eraser on a new pencil... my test for the quality of herb is to smoke 1/8th of a cubic millimeter - if it doesn't noticeably change my head (though barely), I ain't buyin'. If it's dirtweed, 1-2 eraser-sized bits should get you where you want to be. Anything else is fucking rope dragged out of a roadside ditch in a trip to kansas, and you need to buy better herb.

So, an eighth? Like, 2-3 centimeters tall across the bottom of a decent-sized sandwich bag? That... should keep three non-habitual stoners blazed off and on for a looooooong time.

'n even if you smoke the "wrong" way, throwing way too much on a session beyond where it would get you higher and then proceeding to smoke up your tolerance instead of your high, it should still keep the three of you stoned all day, maybe more... but take single rips, dude. Seriously. Unless it's mid-grade or below (or unless you've smoked ounces a day for years, but...), your body can't even really respond to more than that, anyway, 'n you'll have something to hit for later in the day...

You're a retarded bitch. Can you tell me where I can get a half gram that will keep me high for 5 days non-stop? I think you're smokin rocks or somethin.

lOl who the fuck are you?

You're a retarded bitch. Can you tell me where I can get a half gram that will keep me high for 5 days non-stop? I think you're smokin rocks or somethin.

pshaw

a gram of cali dank + light bulb vape = rizzo high for 3 weeks to a month

well how am i suppose to know if im high or not...if never experienced it before? what am i suppose to compare it to?

You don't have to compare it to anything. Its called noticing a change in the way you feel. Not too hard to figure out.

make a water bong ( because otherwise youl cough heaps and it will be less pleasurable).

i smoke alot (and used to smoke cigs) and smoking a joint still can make me cough sometimes.

note : once your high you can generall smoke alot more without coughing.

a gram of cali dank + light bulb vape = rizzo high for 3 weeks to a month

...+ Tagamet HB = high for 3 months

listen to music if music sounds alot better ur high.
were colors more vivid.
how can u not tell if you aare high,cause it is like "YEAH"
and ull start smilling like ur face is stuk in that position

Lolwatt

the acolyte is right!

Hey where you from in nebraska? I'm from Lincoln
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