Most everyone has one. Before one lights up some people have a saying or poem, dedicate it to the memory of a lost friend, play a certian song, etc.


I always dedicate my bowl,bong,blunt to my friend Brittney

What are your smoking rituals?

If I am just blazing or whatever, then nothing. I feel no need.

Except rubbing down the rolling paper with some hand grease, but I dunno if that counts.

If I am "going within" and using it as a tool, then I will focus on my breathing and try to relax and clear my mind before smoking. Then I will only smoke a small amount, and try to focus my entire mind on 'the high', on the feeling, and try my best to put an end to every train of thought that tries to enter my mind.

If Brittney knew you roasted every bowl in her honor, she might think you're a creep who's mind is ever occupied with thoughts about her.

She was my best friend/ only friend while growing up considerably poor in my town.I lost touch through the years until she was shot in the head on Feb 29th this year, and so to her memory and the times we won't ever get I dedicate them to her, And occasionally talk to her if I feel her near.

I have a few. I don't like to just sit around and get stoned so I usually go exploring forests and just smoke. Or I walk around my town in daylight playing a game where I have to take a hit off of my pipe as I walk down the street and I get points for hitting it, holding it in as cars pass and then exhaling when they're behind me. I've scored points on three cops this way.

Yeah... i have way too much time on my hands.

I always spit on the ground right before I hit the pipe, bong, etc...

I buy a swisher through the crooked drive through gas station in my town, park somewhere at a grocery store or something and roll a blunt and use some back trails to smoke it.

Chop up weed. Mix with tobacco. Pack into billy. Smoke.

Lets not take this shit for more than it is now okay?

sacrifice a virgin

I don't have a ritual for smoking, my ritual is smoking.

My ritual is loading the bowl before I smoke it.

idk, I mean I went through a long time where I listened to ONLY Gimme Shelter while smoking cigs.

But weed, uh my ritual?

Remove pot from bag, break up as needed.
Load bowl/roll joint/blunt.
Light.
Inhale.

yeah

my ritual is to make sure the bong has ice in it.

getting high. best ritual eva!

i like to drop a huge shit right down the the neck of the bong before hittin it......it just feels so.......... natural....

I thought I was the only one!!!

this.

Rollers Rights? The only one I can think of.

One of my friends tried to get us all to start saying some retarded Rasta prayer before he would pass the joint, but he was promptly kicked in the nuts. Needless to say, he gave up after attempt #1.

I've actually used pot for a chaos ritual before. Earlier that day, my friend and I had gotten pulled over with a couple ounces of shrooms that the cops took. So we waited 7 hours and went to a very highly magickal spot in town where we there was a poem said, a little sigil made and destroyed and a banishing ritual. I'm still not in jail, and this has been months. I can't say with any degree of certainty that this is the reason why, but it's one in a LONG string of chaos ritual-related coincidences.

Other than that, my only ritual is to pass it to the girl I want to fuck ATM or to the left when it's my weed. I usually try to roll as quickly as possible, too. I can get a perfect joint out in about 4-5 seconds if I have the pot already in the paper. I've been smoking rollies for a while, though. Oh, and he who rolled it lights it or has the choice to let someone else light it.

It involves a goat and the sun god.

I always shake my lighter before I light up, so it has more juice. I also have a bunch of places on the back roads that I always stop on before/after work/school/girlfriend's house. But if I take the highway I just smoke while driving. Man, it's hard to smoke with a lightbulb vape going 60 while also holding a cigarette.

I suppose I have a routine but I hate, hate, hate motherfuckers who get so touchy over having their habits met. It's usually just annoying and hinders the actual process of smoking and that's, you know, the entire fuckin' point of it all.

This.

And of course when a new session/joint is being started, he who calleth out 'deuce' getteth the second hiteth

Most people don't have smoking rituals. You're either:
A. 15
B. Retarded
C. All of the Above

Usually its 15 year old nooblets who have these rituals. Just quit making such a big deal out if it, its just weed. You probably think it makes you way more creative and is mind expanding and all that beneficial shit. Well after being an everyday smoker for years I know that none of that shit is true. You just think you have theories and creativity cause you're high.

The only ritual I have is checking my neighbours aren't out in their garden.

.... he who calleth out 'deuce' getteth the second hiteth


I kind of like this 1.

no ritual really mate... just smoke up and laugh.

People who do rituals often do it in a way that constricts or otherwise makes smoking up difficult. Who the fuck walks down the street with a joint singing some ritual song?

I always take a deep breathe of my weed-container, smells great.