Unlike after sex, for some reason, after wanking all I want to do is listen to some good music. I have no idea why, but I just really feel like listening to music despite if I was before or not. It's ritual.

Anyone else have this?

What do you seek to do afterwards?

Eat, workout, or get high.

death

this goes for wet dreams, too :(

Music too. Weirdly enough, after masturbating, I don't like heavy rock for about an hour or so.

sleep or do it again

Music too! Weird...

I didn't know it was that common.

Sleep.

After masturbating it doesn't really make a difference, but after sex my boyfriend always wants to listen to hardcore music which fucking pisses me off to no end.

Almost always sleep.

I like to listen to music after. Well, actually, I start listening to it moments before orgasm. Usually prog rock or trance/chillout.

visit totse and read about peoples fucked up lives so I don't feel so pathetic about jerkin it

Music, all the time.

cleaning up!

Then sleep.

Music, all the time.

This ^

Haha, i usually want to listen to some music, usually heavy metal/hardcore, that or go out and sing a music cover to my fav band.

Sleeping or music. Sometimes even both, unless I listen to heavier/louder rock/metal playlists or something.

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pray.

i like to shake people's hands

uhh... masturbate again?

For some reason I lol'd a this. It's like every time you orgasm, you get an epic soundtrack playing in the background.

i imediately clean up, put my headphones on and turn up the drum n bass.

Same!

But it seems the majority do it?

Omg, me too.

Its like a ritual, I gotta put on some chill tunes when I clean up

Take a piss. Everytime

Smoking a cigarette.

I just stop caring.

aggressive and violent music :(

I feel kind of sad after masturbating.

For some reason it feel like cheating at a computer game. You know, where you achieve something, but you didnt achieve it through genuine hard work.

Also tired. And hungry, which is a bitch.

On an unrelated note - have you posted any full-body pics of yours on &t? Because the only photos I remember seeing are 99% of the screen a guineapig, and a few pixels of yoyobek. :p

Sleep.

On an unrelated note - have you posted any full-body pics of yours on &t? Because the only photos I remember seeing are 99% of the screen a guineapig, and a few pixels of yoyobek. :p

No one ever sees past the stupid makeup and the inevitable GuineaPig. It's all part of my disguise.

shower.

and then business as usual.

Either I want to go and shag someone, smoke weed, or play poker. Or play the guitar.

Lately I've been feeling bad about it. I kind of regret doing it.
I was put on Paxil recently and I think it's effecting my ability to orgasm. I'm not trying to brag but my girlfriend and I had sex for an hour straight the other night and I never orgasmed. She's a gorgeous girl too. I have no trouble being turned on by her and the sex feels great. I just can't ejaculate sometimes.
But if I masturbate long enough, I'll eventually get off. But then I feel bad about it. I may just end up stopping masturbation and waiting for my girlfriend. Maybe I'll have so much pent up sexual tension that the medicine won't effect my orgasms...
Any other suggestions?

Pee. Probably sleep. Maybe surf the net. I listen to music while I'm masturbating and after

I like to go take a bubble bath... with music.

I cry.

It differs between wanting to watch manly movies and shooting myself.

yes, i agree

Saame hun. How do you like to masturbate?

Okay here comes up the fucked up reply...I usually want to commit acts of violence, blow stuff up and shit like that. I probably discovered totse after a wank and looked up bomb making, anarchy, murder, cyber crime movies like pulp fiction and fight club and so on...

That and falling asleep would have to be it.

I just jerked off, then smoked some fine-ass indica.

Best cure for the "Jesus-Christ-Where-Did-That-Wigger-Fuck-Go-With-My -QP-Of-Shrooms?" blues.

-Peeing
-Smoking a cig
-relaxing without cleaning up

Yep, fatass still up, shitting then, back to room for bad TV!

Eating/sleeping.

It's the whole "bitch make me a sammich" reflex.

This thread needs more wankers.

smokin weeweed wizzyweed

Music masturbation?
Tunes after tossing?

if its at night, i'll immediately want to go to sleep, but if i don't get in bed within like 8.3 minutes or so, i'll feel awake again. if its in the morning, i'll usually take a shower, cause thats how i sometimes start my day. if its in the middle of the day, then i don't think i have a general feeling afterwards.

Smoke a cigarette.

cleaning up!

Then sleep.

QFMFT and yeah music too

After masturbating, what do you /feel/ like doing next?

*faps*

*washes hands*

*lights cig*

*internet's*

For some reason I lol'd a this. It's like every time you orgasm, you get an epic soundtrack playing in the background.

Yup, that's exactly what it is

This.

Suck down another balloon of nitrous because the last one I didn't time right with the orgasm and thus fucked it up

Or, smoke a cigg and drink some delicious cold tap water

Most times i feel like getting on totse and posting...

*wipes off keyboard*

Seriously though, i either sleep or listen to some music while screwing around on the computer

Smoke some weed and then listen to some trance music.

Yes, I listen to music.
But before that I thoroughly wash my hands, smoke another bowl and have a quick snack.

Wash my hands, have a cig, maybe grab a bite, go to sleep or watch some tv... all good stuff.

Everything feels good after a good long wank.

Ask my dad if i did well...


Nah kidding, i usually work out

You can muster strength afterwards?


(I'm really stoned, so from now on the spelling and grammar will be somewhat worse than usual)

when high, i feel like masturbating

when masturbating i like to listen to music

when listening to music i like to get high.

make sense?

Clean up

Drink

Look at the porn vid and think 'that's not arousing in the slightest'

it gives me a boast of testosterone


and im just wired afterwards

I used to smoke a lot of weed, but masturbating would ruin my high, so I'd always whack one out before I smoked. But now, even though I smoke much less, I still feel the urge to smoke after I've masturbated.

A lot of totseans would like to get "wired", if you know what I mean.

Lately I've been whacking off while stupidly drunk (on a side note, drunk wanks are totally unsatisfying) so I've tended to just watch the porno to the end and then go to sleep.

Watching porn after cumming is a hollow experience, that's for sure.

I drink five shots of vodka, repent, cry for twenty-five minutes and pray to God that I don't go blind from it.

You can muster strength afterwards?


(I'm really stoned, so from now on the spelling and grammar will be somewhat worse than usual)

We're all really impressed that you're really stoned. Thanks for letting us know

I hope you wash your hands....

Music/sleep/cig. Or all three?

smoke a cig while listening to music

then i usually repeat.. maybe twice

cleaning the house and cooking dinner :p

no. but i do usually have heaps of energy after. just get up and do something...anything.
its after sex too...i just have to keep doing something which is frustrating when he wants to rest.

go back to totse....

- Music (usually REM)
- Video Games

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I get Really happy that I don't have do deal with real women.

:) Masturbation is BS Free.

I just had a scary visualization of someone shinning a flashlight on me, coupling a real doll in the corner of a dark room.

LOL ... soo lonely.

cry

doesn't everyone?