On average id say once for every day that's gone by since i was 12 roughly? that evens out days when i haven't jerked off and days *cough weeks* (such as recently due to sexual frustration) that it has been more than once a day, sometimes averaging 3 times a day.
so with some quick calculations that is roughly 3500?

just for lulz and giggles, say if there were 200 million sperm per load then that's 700,000,000,000 (seven hundred billion) sperm that have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel.

jeesh

just for lulz and giggles, say if there were 200 million sperm per load then that's 700,000,000,000 (seven hundred billion) sperm that have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel.


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Rule 12.

Probably somewhere around 4000-4500 times.

I'm making a very rough estimate of my average being around once per day (or maybe 1.2~ish) during the majority of my teenage years. I know that I've gone through phases of excessive horniness, as well as phases of the opposite, where I would sometimes go several days without doing it.

So, from about 13 or so (can't remember exactly when I started), until now, 10 years later...

Like I said... A very rough estimate.

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Rule 12.

you would have to be RETARDED to take advice about not being gay from a man that looks like this http://images.google.ca/images?q=MARILYN%20MANSON&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

1124.5

1124.5

1124.5???? explain the half

at least 10,000

Over 9000!!!!!

I jack off once in the morning in the shower and once in the evening in the shower if I can. If I can't, I can't. Let's go with an average of 1.35 a day due to times I missed it because of reasons, ie guests, actual pussy, etc.

Now, I've been jacking off for past 5 years.

1.35 * 365(5) = 2463.75 = 2464.

God, I have no life.

1124.5???? explain the half

Nvm, 1125 now.

Nvm, 1125 now.

Snuck in a little point-fiver there, eh?

Over 9000!!!!!

I lol'd.

I cannot even begin to estimate this number.

8000 (eight thousand)

hmmm... lets see... 6,347?

Started when I was 11, I'm 17.5 years old now. So, that's 6.5 years I've been pulling my pud, roughly 78 months. Multiply that by 30 for average number of days in months and that equals 2340 days. I wank it roughly 3-4 times a day...


9360 times.

Over 9000.

Damn you, gadzooks!

9360 times.

It's... It's...

I have never masturbated but I've been ejaculating in my sleep 2-3 times a week sense I was 11 and I'm 19. So 2.5x52x8 = 1100 nocturnal emissions.

I really miss wet dreams. No matter how erotic my dreams are I don't blow a load.

Hmm...
I actually used to keep count.
Back when I thought wanking was a big deal.

But probably around 5000 or so.

I do count how many times Ive had sex tho.
(36)

A few thousand times, or so.

A mere 1664 by the calculators guess.

Dude, if you sort it out before you go to sleep, that might not happen.

lol i have NEVER had a wet dream in my life. the concept just seems so strange as ive never experienced it. doesn't sound great though...

If you want to experience it, it's really simple:

INSTRUCTIONS

1). Not masturbate or have sex for a month.

If you want to experience it, it's really simple:

INSTRUCTIONS

1). Not masturbate or have sex for a month.

Its actually worth it.

Altho my record for longest period without wank/sex is one day short of a week.
I just can't do it.

Its actually worth it.

Altho my record for longest period without wank/sex is one day short of a week.
I just can't do it.

Yeah, except sometimes you get those wet dreams without actually "dreaming". So you just waste your load without getting anything from it, it blows.

Yeah, except sometimes you get those wet dreams without actually "dreaming". So you just waste your load without getting anything from it, it blows.

I know right.
I once dreamt I was flying, and my dick was the joystick controlling it.
Then I came all over the lands beneath and woke the fuck up.

It was weird

I've been masturbating for 11 years. I stopped recently and had my first wet dream ever. Sadly, I was sleeping on a friend's couch...so it was kind of...sickening. And DAMN, it is amazing how fucking big your load is when you haven't spanked in a minute...my boxers were like glued to my crotch from the top of my mount all the way to the top of my ass crack.

Just for the record, wet dreams ARE as good as real sex. Oh bless you, God of the Night!

I counted the number of times I'd had sex until I got to 100. Then I lost track.

I counted the number of people I'd had sex with until I got to 100. Then I lost track.

yeah........:(

and for me: roughly 11 years @ 2x a day = 8030. Damn that's a lot of time invested in this activity.

This thread has made me horny and frustrated. Fuck you, Totse.

Oh wait,



Damn you, Totse!

you would have to be RETARDED to take advice about not being gay from a man that looks like this http://images.google.ca/images?q=MARILYN%20MANSON&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Lol. He's just taking the piss.

In fact, having heard some of his interviews, he sounds like a generally cool and intelligent guy with a good sense of humour.

Makes all the retards who're like "omg this is srs bsnss he should be banned" even more retarded. :D

~2400.

This was a very very hard guess for me. Somewhere between 500-1000 I would guess. I can't really remember when I started masturbating which is where the problem comes in.

If you want to experience it, it's really simple:

INSTRUCTIONS

1). Not masturbate or have sex for a month.

Yeh but even before i started wanking or after i had but wasn't doing it much i never had any. And ive also gone long periods of time without orgasming all to no avail. Though tbh the name 'wet' dream just puts me off, i think we should name it orgasm dream just to make it sound more enticing.

I've been masturbating for 11 years. I stopped recently and had my first wet dream ever. Sadly, I was sleeping on a friend's couch...so it was kind of...sickening. And DAMN, it is amazing how fucking big your load is when you haven't spanked in a minute...my boxers were like glued to my crotch from the top of my mount all the way to the top of my ass crack.

Just for the record, wet dreams ARE as good as real sex. Oh bless you, God of the Night!

Eurgh, what a lovely thank you present to your mate. I have had times when ive jerked off and been so loaded on endorphenes that ive fallen asleep immediately afterwards. It's REALLY not nice waking up with your hand glued to your dick and crust all over your duvet/stomach.

Oh how I laughed. :D

Something like 4000 for me in 5 years? Seems about right.

Does it really matter? :\

8000 (eight thousand)

I'm glad you wrote the "eight thousand" in brackets because I don't understand numbers

as for myself, probably 7000 or more.

I'm glad you wrote the "eight thousand" in brackets because I don't understand numbers

VMMM (for totse's resident Romans).

4818 (mmmmdcccxviii)

I'm glad you wrote the "eight thousand" in brackets because I don't understand numbers

as for myself, probably 7000 or more.

lul yus, just what i was thinking but i didnt get round to the required level of sarcasm needed for the full burn effect

Started about 4 years ago, basically stopped about a year ago when i got a girlfriend. Probably an average of about 2 a day. 3*365*2 = 2190.

Only on Totse could I feel good by comparison because I've only masturbated 2000 times.

I'm glad you wrote the "eight thousand" in brackets because I don't understand numbers

as for myself, probably 7000 or more.

Do you think you could tell me what number that is, in your second sentence? I'm having a bit of trouble here.

As for me, too many times.

Do you think you could tell me what number that is, in your second sentence? I'm having a bit of trouble here.

As for me, too many times.

sure thing buddy, that number would be "one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven"

RIPOWER Bill Hicks

About 1000 times with my dad, 200 in movie theatres and at least 3000 greased up and naked outside local primary schools.

hm probably around 1500

just a guess based on 4 years at 1.02 whacks/day

I'm glad you wrote the "eight thousand" in brackets because I don't understand numbers

as for myself, probably 7000 or more.

When I tried to post "8000" I got an error because a message must contain a minimum number of characters.

When I tried to post "8000" I got an error because a message must contain a minimum number of characters.

What's wrong with a "." at the end?

hax

Rough calculation puts it at over 10000 :| and at about 10 mins per go about 74 days of my life has been used to do so.

Mmm, math is useful :D

3 times a day on average. Sometimes a lot more, sometimes I don't for days. But my best guess is 3 on average.

I'm 23 and have been practicing the ritual for 11 years. (ALMOST half my life )

365 x 11 = 4015 days I've been doing the deed

4015 days x 3 times a day = 12045 times I have choked the chicken.

How much time have I wasted?

On average, I'd say I last about 15 minutes.


12045 times x 15 minutes at a time = 180675 minutes (or 3,011.25 hours, or 125.47 days, or 17.92 weeks).


When you think about it. When you REALLY think about it, that is a MASSIVE waste of time. I could have spent almost 18 weeks straight learning something, going out more, spending time with family or friends. For 18 weeks straight! But instead, I just sit here in my dark room, romancing myself.

Really puts things in perspective.

Probably more time than my totse post count. Been doing it longer.

RIPOWER Bill Hicks

This man wins the "spot the quote steal prize".

Hell i don't think it's a waste of time. Life is about feeling good and having fun and wanking definitely fits both those categories.

It's a use of time :)

If you want to experience it, it's really simple:

INSTRUCTIONS

1). Not masturbate or have sex for a month.

No way, if I don't have sex or have a wank for more than two days I get wet dreams and I'm 24 already, oddly enough I didn't use to get them when I was younger.

I hope I never get collared for This Is Your Life

"Here's WorldFamous, who spent around 70 days of his life, wanking."

This man wins the "spot the quote steal prize".


i cant stand to see such a comic god be shamlessly plagerized for the entertainment to totse

No way, if I don't have sex or have a wank for more than two days I get wet dreams and I'm 24 already, oddly enough I didn't use to get them when I was younger.

Well, it's different for everyone, some people just get pain in the balls for a while. I reckoned a month would definitely nail it, if he is ever going to have a wet dream.

Roughly 1296 times in 9 years.

i cant stand to see such a comic god be shamlessly plagerized for the entertainment to totse

peh. i wouldn't call it plagarism, it's more of an allusion tbh

^ To the above poster, and to the person he quoted: it's spelled Plagiarism.

1/0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 1
times

I know right.
I once dreamt I was flying, and my dick was the joystick controlling it.
Then I came all over the lands beneath and woke the fuck up.

It was weird

I want your dreams. That sounds AWESOME.

I have fapped off roughly 10,220 times. I use about 6 squares of toilet paper per fap to clean up. That means I've used around 309 rolls of toilet paper, if I did the math right.

Shit...

I remember when I first started I felt bad about "overdoing" it so I counted the times.

I got up to 8 when I started going at it everyday, and now I've lost count.