Last night I jerked off in bed and cummed into a tissue. I then immediately fell asleep with the tissue full of my load and still wrapped around my dick. The next morning it was all crunchy and it was painful and hard to pull it off so I had to use my showerhead to hose it off. :(

Soooooo.......

Acolytes...
nice..

Are you really that lazy, I mean seriously take the fucking napkin off your dick and throw it away. Stupid fucking people of the world today.

I was thinking of inventing a glue that contains that as an ingredient, ya know without the publics knowledge of it.

Could this really be a DiStOrTiOn / C.E. alt?

Sweet!

I built my house using nothing but toothpicks and semen.

Try your best you big bad wolf!!

Them 3 little pigs ain't got nothin' on me.

This could indeed work, you would just have to hire a lot of men because we get tired after the first time.

Last night I jerked off in bed and cummed into a tissue. I then immediately ate the tissue full of my load. The next morning I was all hungry for more so I did it again. ;)

fixed

If you are going to make semen-glue, at least make it envelope glue. Then you get a free win.

This could indeed work, you would just have to hire a lot of men because we get tired after the first time.

No, you get tired after the first time.

Don't think everyone else tires as easily as you do.

WARNING: This thread contains a high concentration of acolyte.

I'll have to remember this usefull fact for the next time something gets broken.

Thankyou, acolyte!

And sticky semen.

Learn to clean up before you go to bed, dick suck.

Hey whats with the ranting on acolytes?

Lol just kidding :p I used to be a regular but I cant remember my old account information for the life of me (Always had totse 'Remember me') so yeah...guess I really cant rant on acolytes anymore :(

Thanks for the information OP i'll remember to use that as superglue the next time I break something *Under Breath* Think it could fix my GF's hymen?

This totally made me lol

you fell asleep with cum rag stuck to your dick

fail

Last night I jerked off in bed and cummed into a tissue. I then immediately fell asleep with the tissue full of my load and still wrapped around my dick.

When you die, this is how your family is going to find you. :D

Could this really be a DiStOrTiOn / C.E. alt?

Sweet!
This. Why hasn't anyone else noticed?

This. Why hasn't anyone else noticed?

Explain.