for the past 4 months, i've been pretending to be a girl on msn to this guy i hate.

he has fallen in love with "me", and wants to meet. i thought this would be funny because i hate the nerd, but...... he really does love me. he's told his parents about me and everything. :(

i feel horrible... i don't know what to do. how do i get out of this mess?

ps: and yes i know i'm a horrible person.

There was this guy that went to my school, and a lot of people didn't like him because he had a huge ego. Another guy from my school pretended to be a girl and IMed him.

They got to talking, and of course the first guy started bragging about all the shit that he had done (which he hadn't), said that he had killed 3 people, and a whole bunch of other crap like that.

The second guy printed out the conversation and taped it to the front door where everyone walking by would see it. I suggest you do something similar.

lol that's great.

if he thinks he loves someone off of the internet whom he has never met nor heard a voice of, he either deserves this or a quick backhand.

honestly though man just drop the whole thing. delete the account, dont talk to the kid, and youre gold.

Break his heart and make him learn a lesson.

Just don't give away your identity.

Okay what you do is keep looking in the obituaries in the paper until you find someone with the same name as the girl you are pretending to be. Then find out where she lived and tell him you want to meet him at your house. Then give him that girls address and he'll show up and her parents will say she's dead. Perfect.

I did this a couple years ago...Same damn thing.

Easiest way is just stop talking. He'll get over it.

Then again the way I did it was to send him a couple "naked" pics that were actually me giving him the middle finger and a message saying "YOU SAD GEEK. I ALWAYS HATED YOU AND NOW YOU FEEL DUMB. LOVE, PSYCHO"

Teenage years...Great times.

make the "girl" get a new boyfriend, then just go distant from then on. he'll get over it.

You win an internet!

Get some paypal jewgolds.

Enjoy your sweet sweet revenge.

The guy took the risk of getting involved with someone on the internet, he chose to risk the fact that you could be something other than what you claimed to be, so it's his fucking problem.

lol just get a fat ugly friend to send him pic of him self naked dressed as a chick cliaming to be her XD hell probably commit suicide

You guys are dicks. There seems to be this prevalent hypothesis that making a mistake or being naive means you deserve something. This is a sad situation.

Just tell him you "have too much going on in your life right now" then don't sign on again. Or slowly talk to him less and less. I dunno.

Okay, it'd be pretty awesome if you just went "Hur hur hur, you cybered with a dude, hur hur hur" and told all your friends and everyone at school.

But

What would be even more awesome is if you told him who you were, eased him into it, telling him the whole time that's it's about personality, and you two had such a great connection and tell him that you didn't lie about any of it. He'll see that it's what's on the inside that counts and he'll still love you. Then, when he's admitted his love for you even though he knows you're a guy you expose him to the school.

He'll never love again.

The guy took the risk of getting involved with someone on the internet, he chose to risk the fact that you could be something other than what you claimed to be, so it's his fucking problem.

As much as it saddens me to say it, I agree. :(

Yeah, blame the victim. Real smart.

Anybody who falls in love with a screenname is pretty pathetic. Tell him to fuck off and start dating RL women.

ask him something along the lines of

'theres this really cute guy at my school who is in my class, I dont know...he's a bit of a shy guy, spends a fair bit of time on the net, but he's sooo nice and friendly....the other day we were <insert cutesy story here about how your eyes met as you were diseccting a rat in biology or something> .... and it all felt so..... good, almost like he was the one for me. What do you think? Its awkward, I've never felt anything for anyone before, but I think that he really could be the guy for me, we just have so much in common and seem to have something special...'

once your e-nerd has finished freaking out / giving advice out of politeness while slitting his wrists, end with

'thanks, you're a really good friend'

ahahaha, this.

Wow ever hear of Megan Meier? I doubt there's going to be suicide here though.

You should ask him to cyber and right as it is getting hot say "I take out my 10" cock and start stroking in front of you" and when he freaks out be like "what, you didn't know I had a dick? Really? I thought I had mentioned it..."

tell him to paypal some money for a new "dress" and busfare. Say it will make it worth his while ;)

edit:even better do a meet up and wear a dress!

Your mission: Humiliate him to the point of suicide, collect 1 free internet, spend the rest of your days reveling in this past victory.

I kinda did that, except I had a friend pretend to be a girl and they had cyber sex...hilarity ensues, especially after the conversation was printed out and handed around at school

"wow, you'd really lick yr own cum up?"

What I find funny is that Lori Drew did the same thing to some girl, the girl found out and committed suicide.

Lori Drew is currently rotting away in jail for the next 20 years.

In other words, make sure the cunt doesn't off himself or else you're fucked!

The guy took the risk of getting involved with someone on the internet, he chose to risk the fact that you could be something other than what you claimed to be, so it's his fucking problem.

That's kind of a... cruel way to look at it.

This whole thing is pretty mean and actually quite disturbing.

I mean, OP, you must be horribly obsessed with him to have gone through this much just to get back at him. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume he fucked you over in some monumental fashion.

That being said though, I'd just end it now. You could just be blunt and to the point, maybe tell him you've found someone else. Say sorry, but don't go on and on about it, kinda like a real break-up. At least make an effort to do the right thing at some point.

This whole thing is just... weird.

You really have a lot of free time on your hands.

I know! What is with people these days??

Accidentally leave your car door unlocked... It's YOUR fault you got robbed.

Too nice and trusting with people... It's YOUR fault you got taken advantage of.

And on it goes.

Seriously, people, you're taking the responsibility out of the hands of the bad people on just shifting it towards the victims. This is not the way it should be!

I know! What is with people these days??

Accidentally leave your car door unlocked... It's YOUR fault you got robbed.

Too nice and trusting with people... It's YOUR fault you got taken advantage of.

And on it goes.

Seriously, people, you're taking the responsibility out of the hands of the bad people on just shifting it towards the victims. This is not the way it should be!
Seriously! Yeah I guess you could say he's dumb for trusting someone online, but how many people online have you met who WEREN'T fake? I'd say 99% of them. Who expects someone to put THAT MUCH EFFORT into it?

It's someone being obsessively cruel, doing something completely voluntary on his part, for malicious reasons. I don't see how anyone could NOT lay the blame there.

Unless they secretly felt horrible about this and wanted some way to still believe the world is Good and Just. This actually happens a lot; it's called the "just world hypothesis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_phenomenon)" in psychology.

Lol I read something in Bad Ideas once that would be a great way to handle this situation.

I couldn't find the post but it basically went like this: fat girl was talking to guy online, guy pretended he liked her and wanted to meet up so they could fuck. The fat girl only had money for a one way train ticket, so the guy said they'd meet halfway between his town and hers, and he'd bring money so after they were done she could buy a ticket home. He never showed. She called him and flipped out when she figured out what happened. The end.

Basically you should ask to meet him somewhere far away from where he lives and never show. Bonus points if you find a way of stranding him there. Yes it's pure evil but you said you hate the guy anyway, no reason to soften up now.

Okay, it'd be pretty awesome if you just went "Hur hur hur, you cybered with a dude, hur hur hur" and told all your friends and everyone at school.

That would mean the OP cybered with a dude as well, dumbass.

That would mean the OP cybered with a dude as well, dumbass.

Yeah but it's okay if you're pretending to be a chick. Dumbass.

Yeah but it's okay if you're pretending to be a chick. Dumbass.

Not really. Because that guy thinks he's cybering with a girl - it's like chatting up a girl, and then finding out she has a penis. Unpleasant, but not gay.

Acting like a chick so that you can cyber with a guy is the very definition of gay, however.

Yeah but it's okay if you're pretending to be a chick. Dumbass.

lol... r u srs?

I'm pretty sure that's worse.

Much worse.

Acting like a chick so that you can cyber with a guy is the very definition of gay, however.

Actually, a genuine gay person who is comfortable with their sexuality wouldn't have to pretend to be a girl in order to get his rocks off.

This is actually more gay than gay.

Oh shit.

What would be even more awesome is if you told him who you were, eased him into it, telling him the whole time that's it's about personality, and you two had such a great connection and tell him that you didn't lie about any of it. He'll see that it's what's on the inside that counts and he'll still love you. Then, when he's admitted his love for you even though he knows you're a guy you expose him to the school.

He'll never love again.


you sir, are a god, best idea ever

Did this to some 12 year old slut, who wanted to get into my pants, i felt bad for her so i told her im gay, and i went back to my ex, she still wanted to get into my pants so i deleted her from all my crap. Saved all the IMs and sent it to my friends for lulz.

u dont want to break his heart because ur a good person

just get a sex change and become his girlfriend

its the only decent thing to do

u dont want to break his heart because ur a good person

just get a sex change and become his girlfriend

its the only decent thing to do

hahahahaha.

u dont want to break his heart because ur a good person

just get a sex change and become his girlfriend

its the only decent thing to do

The quality of your posts seems to be deteriorating.

Is this due to chronic lack of white beef loaf up your cooter, or is it because your previous efforts at trolling weren't getting enough attention?

The quality of your posts seems to be deteriorating.

you really think that? :(

i thought i was getting better



Is this due to chronic lack of white beef loaf up your cooter, or is it because your previous efforts at trolling weren't getting enough attention?

not just any white beef loaf

YOUR white beef loaf

Back in school there was a couple of guys that managed to get this guy a year above(a complete twat) to strip on down to his boxers dancing and stuff by pretending to be a girl. Needless to say practically everyone in the school had seen the video in the next couple of days!! Gutted to be him... I wonder if the vid is still floating about, i will post it if i find it, spread the lulz to the rest of the world...

It would be pretty hilarious if you could convince him he is infact gay.

But I would advise just leaving it. Deleting the account and never speaking to him again.

What would be even more awesome is if you told him who you were, eased him into it, telling him the whole time that's it's about personality, and you two had such a great connection and tell him that you didn't lie about any of it. He'll see that it's what's on the inside that counts and he'll still love you. Then, when he's admitted his love for you even though he knows you're a guy you expose him to the school.

He'll never love again.

This is win.

LOL, you guys are total nobs. Just say that your parents are grounding you for some bullshit reason (be specific), depriving you of internet, and write a final goodbye to him. If you are lucky, he will forget about you during this time (he won't; you're screwed), and if not, it's a temporary solution but a good one.

Just stopping all contact is there way to go.

Otherwise he might think she's some sort of damsel in distress and come rescuing her. You never know.

Despite the inevitable shittyness that is bound to be the result of enter's retardedness, this is a pretty hilarious situation.:p