Ok so I am in Maui for the next week. Ive been here for a week already, and I have a huge problem:

I CANNOT GET ANY VAGINA!!!!!!!

Its really fucking pissing me off. The people here are mostly on their honeymoon, getting married, on their anniversary, or on vacation with their gf/bf/fiance.

The other bad thing is that I am by myself. I am visiting my relatives, and I basically have to do everything alone other than the usual tourist attractions. SO, I dont know what to do. I have a hard time walking into a bar and trying to talk to people...I just feel out of place, not to add what I said earlier about everyone having a companion.

What the hell do I do? If you were in my situation, what would you do to get some vagina. I already hit craigslist for some casual sex, but IMO all the posts there are scams or they sound really close to being scams.

Any help would be great!

I still think you should goto a bar or club, they're the most social areas and some alcohol would loosen you up. Plus, people will start talking to you most likely anyways.

The answer's pretty obvious actually. Find a swinger couple interested in a "no-balls touching" threesome.

*watches pokemon in response to that post*

Im gonna try the club again tonight.

I actually already looked for swingers, but all of them really want a couple, which I am not.

This is ridiculous...I am so pissed off. I though Hawaii was gonna be full of single bitches.

I want to add that there ARE single women here...the native hawaiians, and lets just say that the women look like the men.

Try a local. They don't all look like men. Believe me. I've seen some very hot Hawaiians.

Put on navy whites (with wings and lieutenant's bars) and go to the beach. Tell the bitches you're on liberty for another two days.

fyi the prostitutes have all had sex changes

Get really drunk and go where the alcohol takes you.

QFMFT

Stop being a tourist, and become the hunter for some pussy someone is bound to say yes. You are in a new place like anyone is gonna remember you anyway, go fucking nuts. STOP BEING A PUSSY AND GET SOME PUSSY.

PUSSY x3

God damnit you're right. There must be atleast one bitch here that will give it up. I need to stop being a bitch.

That's actually the best idea I've heard yet.

my vote goes to getting drunk at the bar, club, beach....to top it off get drunk in the navy whites like ryko said.

you will have more puss than a pimple. lol

If you don't manage to pull it off....maybe it's something you're doing?

Well, what SHOULD I be doing?

I can get gfs no problem. It just takes a while to get to that point...the point of sexual relations. I have never tried to just hook up with a girl and thats it, so I dont have experience with one night stands.

One night stand advice?

SON OF A BITCH!!

I was at the beach and I started talking to this girl and she seemed really cool. She asked me to put tanning lotion on her and I did. We walked out of the beach a little later, and I got my hopes up. Fuckin at the parking lot, some dude pulled up and picked her up. I was like "who is that"? She said..."my boyfriend.

FUCK WTF is this shit??????????