This is a multipart thread.

1. What is the worst deal you have ever been involved with. (Buying or selling.)

2. What do you do when you don't know someone?

3. What do you think is proper etiquette for deals?

1. Sold a kid viagra and told him it was oxy. I would never do that now, but I had a sick sense of humor. Walked around school all day with a boner. Fucked up.

2. Dont take candy from strangers?

3. Dont attract attention.

A friend of mine was came to my house to pick up a couple P's of herb. His friend in the car parked a block away got stuck up at gun point by the guys who my friend was giving the P's to. Well his friend brought these nigs to my house where they stuck me up for the 2 P's. Bad night. I was 6 k out. Well fuck it. Im not in jail and they are for pistol and heroin charges.

1. I was buying Suboxone for a later date and the kid selling had some Oxy on him too. I was talking about buying that from him too, for that night though. We were at work. So I gave him the money for the Suboxone and he dropped off the Suboxone and there was an Oxy next to it, I was so happy cause I thought he threw it in or something (lol). I took it and bit it in 1/2 and put the rest in my pocket along with the Suboxone for a later time when I was craving. He asks me a little later if I seen his Oxy and I told him yeah and thanks...he looked at me kind of weird and he made a mistake and took out the 2 pills instead of one. He wasn't angry or anything, and I offered to pay him back for the 1/2 and gave him the remaining, but he didn't want any money for it. We both just felt bad about it, and put it behind us.

2. I always get to know the people I buy from. I have plenty of hook ups, I don't need to buy from a stranger who probably is going to cut it weird, rip me off (not with pills though cause with those I know what they look like already and I know what I'm buying, what to look for with it), give me shake, or whatever. Not to mention if I don't know them, how do I know I can trust them and they aren't some rat.

3. Always have the money with you in cold hard cash. Never show up with less, be a loyal customer too. When you keep going back sometimes they throw in stuff for free.

2-3) only bring the amount of cash that you need. Always get the product in your hands before paying. Always be knowledgable of what you're buying. Know the straight street prices of what your buying in your area before hand. And if you're going into a shady area, don't dress like you got money and definately don't wear any Babe or wigger crap.

1. buying my first pound of bud. i got robbed at gunpoint, lost 800 bucks (it was some mids)

2. i learned from that experience not to trust anyone too much... and if your dealer looks poor, just don't fuck with him. don't buy from white trash or niggers, because unless you're ghetto like them, they'll just see you as an opportunity, eventually. this guy had fronted me ounces, then QPs. i dealt with him for like 3 months, then i go to buy a lb, and he fucking robs me... wtf?

3. be prompt, never be short (on your money, or on your drugs), don't attract attention, and keep it cool

I was running blow for Pablo when the Coast Guard got on my ass. I told my friend Juan to drive while I picked up my double barrel ak-47 with grenade launcher and hollow points. Lets just say it didn't end well for them. During the gunfire, the shipment got hit by a couple strays and leaked all in the Gulf. Pablo wasn't happy, so he tried to kill me. I of course beat his ass with a pair of spiked bloody knuckles. From that day forward, he would never front me any kilos. Changed my life.

I was running blow for Pablo when the Coast Guard got on my ass. I told my friend Juan to drive while I picked up my double barrel ak-47 with grenade launcher and hollow points. Lets just say it didn't end well for them. During the gunfire, the shipment got hit by a couple strays and leaked all in the Gulf. Pablo wasn't happy, so he tried to kill me. I of course beat his ass with a pair of spiked bloody knuckles. From that day forward, he would never front me any kilos. Changed my life.I see......

1) 2.5g of weed for £20. Fucker ripped me off a gram I wasn't *too* bothered though cos it was really nice weed and a huge size anyway cos it was dry and cured properly, but still, he should at least tell people it's 2.5g and not 3.5g

2) Don't trust them, don't front money, don't hand over money until I see the product.

3) Meet, hand over money, go your seperate ways. Quick and easy.

Viagra. 4 Pills, 20 quid.
At first i was pissed at the price but then i found out it didnt even work.

2. i learned from that experience not to trust anyone too much... and if your dealer looks poor, just don't fuck with him. don't buy from white trash or niggers, because unless you're ghetto like them, they'll just see you as an opportunity, eventually. this guy had fronted me ounces, then QPs. i dealt with him for like 3 months, then i go to buy a lb, and he fucking robs me... wtf?

3. be prompt, never be short (on your money, or on your drugs), don't attract attention, and keep it cool

This.

1. Guy got shot with his own gun. Front page news.

2. Start small

3. Only 1 person from each side of the deal, no counting money (no trust, no deal, plus it's a big insult to me if someone I know starts counting the money I just gave them, if it's short and you tell me i'll give you what was missing) No sketchy spots, no name dropping, proper weights, no time wasting call me back in 30 minutes for 4 hours straight bullshit.

So one time me and my friend T-dog were looking to score some bud. We ran into a female friend of ours and she said she could probably get us some if we go over to her house. So we roll over there and as we're walking up to her porch she says, "Oh yeah, there might be some drama, I'm like kicking a guy out tonight"

Just so you know, she's a bit of a mudshark and likes to keep an open house for any guy with dark skin. So anyways, we're chilling when the guy comes in and starts flipping out because he's getting kicked out. Apparantly this is the guy that's supposed to sell us weed. Great, fucking superb. At this point we're in a trailerpark and a white girl and a huge black guy are screaming about a gram that got pinched off an O an how such and such isnt just another dumb white girl and so forth. In the end I was just like, "Guys, this is some Jerry Springer shit, lets calm down before the cops come".

Didnt get any green out of it, thoroughly stressful situation. with no benefits at all.


Generally when I dont know the guy, I keep as close an eye on him as possible and I make sure to ask around before I do any dealings with him.


Proper etiquette is just this: be cool

1. bought an ounce of nug and only got 22 grams. thats what u get for not having a scale on hand. so remember kids. keep a scale on you at all times.

2. when i dont know someone i bring exactly what im gonna pay for the dope.(who ever said bring extra is a fucking moron). I start small like at an eighth or even a dime bag if they sell those. YES, i will break that shit open right then and there and check it out and so far no one has a problem with that because.....ITS MY FUCKING MONEY. not mom's not dad's....its MY FUCKING MONEY. one kid was sketchy but of course he was black.

3. proper etiquette for a drug deal: get into car or let dealer into your car. exchange, bs for a few, and maybe spark a bowl . if its at someones house its polite to chill for 15 or 20 minutes so the neighbors don't get suspicious especially if the guy/girl has a lot of traffic rolling through in a small neighborhood with those nosey ass old people.


DONT BRING PEOPLE THAT AREN'T COOL WITH DRUGS. THEY WILL ALWAYS FUCK THINGS UP

Lol ii dont even wanna talk about it.

yo, I know how you feel.

so me and a girl went out to see the big local tourist trap. to get to it, we parked 3 blocks away and walked through the 'hood' to get there.

well on our way there we bought a 10 sack that turned out to be tiny, but that kinda goes along with the territory of buying drugs from random itenerant black peoples out by the touristy areas. we dodged like 5 other homeless folks on the way there and back.

so just as we're about to get to the car, we're approached by this shady looking duo (both black of course), one is a sorta beefy guy who gives off a crackhead vibe, the other guys a fat cripple in a motorized wheelchair with a leg brace. they ask us for money for food, i tell em i havent got any as i pull the girl along by the waist.

so she stops and turns and faces them. im like, fuck. the two black dudes start talking about how hungry they are and how they want $2 for some ramen noodles. i dont want to give them anything (i already said i didnt have any) but she turns and gives me a look to make me guilty.

so i sigh and reach into my wallet and grab $3 for them. the one turns to the other and says, "see i told you they had money!" (red motherfucking flag!! sirens going off in my head!!)

the buff crackhead then starts trying to sell us drugs, im like 'naw im straight.' but he mentions coke and the girls eyes light up and she goes "oooohhhh, can we get like a half a gram?"

fuck.

so it ended up with us walking back down the street to some shady spot right off the way, down in a park. red flags are going off like crazy in my mind, and im totally on edge, expecting a sucker punch or to have either one of them pull a pistol on us any second.

we walk about 40 feet into the park, the guy in the wheelchair has to stay on the street cos he cant get over the curb. well i pull my wallet out to take out some cash to throw in on this dubious half gram. crackhead asks to see my ID "to make sure i'm not a cop" for the second time. i hand him my wallet (big mistake).

he turns so i cant see my wallet, with his back to me. and asks me to spell my name. which i do. as soon as i spell it he asks me to do it again. and again. something is wrong here but he closes my wallet and hands it back to me. ok.

well i notice instantly that that motherfucker slipped all the remaining cash (~$60?) out of my wallet and handed it back to me. i call him on it, "hey wheres my money!"

so then he puts his hand in his jacket pocket and produces an outline of a gun. i take a step back, put my hands up defensively, "hey, just be cool man."

he turns then to hustle the girl, exposing his back to me. something isn't right here (why wouldn't he just have stuck me up if he had a gun?) so i lean in close to inspect his pocket from behind and realize that it's not a real gun.

it is at this point that i produce a stout, threaded 13" steel bar from my sleeve and take a fierce backhanded swing at the side of his head.

well he must have noticed some movement out the corner of his eye because he turned real sharp like to see what i was up to, but he wasnt near fast enough and i made a solid connection with his neck near the base of his skull.

his hands flew out his pockets and he did this funny staggering quickstep thing, then took off sprinting out into the street with a speed only a crackhead running from a robbery gone wrong can muster!!

now he still had my money so I wasn't having that. i cinched up my belt, then took off after the thieving nigger. he was bigger and had longer legs than me and was a crackhead, so he was faster in the sprint but i'm a mountain biker so i had the stamina to catch up with him, shouting threats of grievous bodily harm all the way.

well when i got to about 8 foot from him, gaining on him, about to cut him off from being able to escape into the most super-run-down-and-dangerous part of the 'hood, he drops the cash and it goes flying all over the street. as i scramble to pick it up he wheels around about 15 feet in front of me and does the outline of the gun again. i continue to pick up my money, call him a dirty unarmed nigger and exhort him not to do stuff like that, why can't you just be cool man?

i then proceeded to storm up the street after the girl who's run away, take her to a local park and bone her ferociously :)

in my haste to pick up the money though, i accidentally left $20 on the pavement

tl, dr: crackhead tried to sneak the money out of my wallet when some dumb chick i was with tried to get coke off him, i ended up beating him and chasing him into the street and getting my cash back.

^^^^^ I lol'd

1. I've been in some involved in some seriously fucked up deals. Worst one was my fault. I knew this guy for about a couple years and had fronted him a lot of money plenty of times with no problems. He'd fronted me bud on a few occasions too, just nothing too big. One day I gave him a $350 front and he just never came back. I didn't think anything of it to just give this guy that much money because I thought we were friends. He had been living with his girlfriend and her mom and they said they didn't know where he was, bullshit. I heard stories that he owed his dealer a lot of money for getting him out of jail. I still haven't got over that shit. Don't trust anyone.

The funniest deal my friend told me about- Guy was going to get a mac11 for 7g's of meth. Guy pulls up and robs him with it. I don't know how true this story is, but its pretty funny.

2. #1 rule don't front money, unless the guy is your best friend in the world or you've known them well since childhood don't do it. Even then you shouldn't do it. Know your shit. know prices and the drugs. If you look or sound stupid then you'll get ripped off. Make sure the guys you're getting it from know their shit. If they say some shit that sounds unbelievably hooked up chances are its bullshit. If they are like "ZOMG i g3t teh dankest dro and i's gonna start growin it wit all da seeds i get out of it." I've actually had some dumbass call me and say "dude i get like teh dankest bud ever and its only 30 a gram you want to trow down on some?" He wasn't trying to rip me off, he was serious. Okay so they might not be that obvious, but you can still generally tell how stupid they are. Ask about people before you buy from them.

3. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! Unless of course they pertain to the deal at hand. Common sense, You wanna leave without any drugs or worse then thats how you do it. Just play it cool. Don't act all nervous because that will make everyone else nervous. Don't have too many people with you when you're making the deal, you might want to be forward with your dealer and ask him about how many heads you've got in your car/throwing down. Soro_one said it good on the time wasting part. I once had a guy say "I'll be there in 5 minutes" every 10 minutes for two fucking hours. I just said fuck you forget about it, if they take too long then tell them its taking too long and you can't wait anymore.

Probably the worst deal I've seen wasn't mine, but a friends. He meets this random ass guy on the street who says he can get him beans, well my friend is like, "what kind" and the guy is like "I don't know my friend has them." So me and this other guy are advising my friend not to do this, that it was sketchy as fuck, but he went and met the guy anyway. Seriously I had out a pad and paper before we got there and I was like "Ok dude, your an idiot so I'm going to try as best as I can to write down their license plate number when they go boosting away with your cash (the deal was 10 pills for 100 dollars btw). Well we get there and it was even FURTHER sketched out. The guy was like "Ok give me the cash and I'll get in my friends car and he'll give me the pills, and then I'll get in the car with you guys and give you the X." I was like Holy fucking shit are you really going to fall for this, but my friend was such an E junkie at the time that he didn't even care. Long story short, They ended up driving off, I couldn't get their license plate because it was dark. We chased them but ended up having to run away because we could plainly see they had set a trap for us with a shitload of people at a dead end, and we ended up getting chased around by a fucking enormous truck for a long ass time. Anyway, that was the shittiest night ever just cause it killed me to see my buddy fall into such an obvious trap.

Haha my friends cousins are starting to deal X hardcore, wells they needed some extra cash and decided to rob this guy. I don't know the whole story but basically his cousin pulled a gun on the guy and that guys friend pulled a gun on him and they were all like "wtf I was robbin you" "Naw, I was robbin you!" and all that was gained in the end was like twenty bucks and a few cigs.

well this happened about half an hour ago, me and 2 other dudes were trying to find some nuggets, so i hit up a this one guy andhe hands the phone over to his friend who had the weed and i told him i wanted 80. hes like word meet me at the mobil im in a blue car. so we get there and this bitch is like here is the weed and she pulls out this bag and im like ok gimmie, but shes like naw i put it in this empty box of stogies so i doeslt look sketchy, so i hand her the money and take the box, and she hauls ass outta the parking lot so im like fuck, i look in the box and see two bags, so i thought i was good, but i get in the car take outthe bags to see that they were stuffed with grass clippings. and too add one of the kids i was with is notorious for getting beat, so hes never getting weed with me again.
i know it aint no 7 grand deal turned to a robbery at gunpoint, but i try to stay away from those situations

^ that is just pathetic, but listen to this shit:

I'd been dealing with this white trash weed dealer a couple years older than me buying 60$ - 120$ worth of weed here and there, some fire nugs usually. I only dealt with him when my friend couldn't get any. Anyway after about 15 deals in the past year or so I front him 120$ to get me a quarter of nugget and he never came back, never answered his phone. Son of a fucking bitch, I want to slit his throat and fuck his entrails and all that shit. That's how angry it makes me. Day after fucking 4-20, too.

Oh, and he lives in the country about 10 miles away I have no idea where he lives exactly. It's a fucked up situation.


roflcopter@Ljudska boning his lady ferociously!!!

i knew of a girl who fucked up her wrist and got vicodins. claimed they weren't good enough, and got ripped off on a trade for percocets [which were actually not even perks but skelaxin]....


payed $10 a pop for "morphine 30's"...



but sense she lacked the intelligence [and no one wanted to tell her she got beat a few times] to check them up, and actually claimed they worked better than anything so far, she ended up doing them for three-four months...




seriously thinking they were morphine, and she was heading down opiate lala land all the time, all hardcore.....






that is, until the obvious became and it was exposed that she got aspirin for the entire time, ya know the cheweable one. definatley stopped using all drugs after that....

Always get the product in your hands before paying.

The problem with this is the dealer almost always wants to get the money in his hand before handing over the product.

The problem with this is the dealer almost always wants to get the money in his hand before handing over the product.

Very true. My solution to this, no matter which side I'm on, is this:

1. Buyer shows money, whether it be exactly the agreed-upon amount or a show of good faith( i.e. Buyer actually wants to buy something and not rob)

2. Dealer then shows product, once again either the agreed-upon amount or a show of good faith.

3a. Agree upon amount (drugs/$) if this hasn't been done already

3b. Exchange takes place

4. Everyone leaves happy.

so then he puts his hand in his jacket pocket and produces an outline of a gun. i take a step back, put my hands up defensively, "hey, just be cool man."


lol wut.

lol wut.

like, he reached into his pocket and acted like he had a gun in his pocket that he didn't want to take out of his pocket.

what's difficult about that?

I was selling an eigth to somebody my dumbass friend brought to me, and the fucker cracked me in the head and took my shit. His mistake was sticking around that area.

Go by your judgement. If you get fucked over learn from it.

Never ever hand them the product before having the cash in your hand.

Very true. My solution to this, no matter which side I'm on, is this:

1. Buyer shows money, whether it be exactly the agreed-upon amount or a show of good faith( i.e. Buyer actually wants to buy something and not rob)

2. Dealer then shows product, once again either the agreed-upon amount or a show of good faith.

3a. Agree upon amount (drugs/$) if this hasn't been done already

3b. Exchange takes place

4. Everyone leaves happy.

yeah that's a good way to go.
I'll remember that, thanks man.

I never dealt with anyone I didn't know on at least a semi-personal level or through a friend who knew them on a semi-personal level. I've never needed a drug bad enough to resort to sketchy street deals and corner-shopping. It's a lot easier to go into your guy's home, or invite him into yours, and deal with him like a human being.

Only time I ever "screwed" any of the guys I was cool with, I sold him 1 mg blue Klonopins as 10 mg blue Valiums, mainly because he knew what Valium was and liked it, but had given me a "WTF?" when I mentioned Klonopin before. I figured it was a fair replacement, all things considered, and he liked em', so fuck it. Can't beat $1 per.

It's all in how you carry yourself! I've never had someone try to get my money before showing me what im buying. Just aint gonna happen. point blank
1 I use to make a living robbing and shooting drug dealers that were known to short or rip people off

2 Im still alive and i don't have that mentality anymore

3. ettiquette is be cool but aware
deal with those that will produce a positive buying enviroment and experience ie never buy out of desperation, just from anyone cause you can't find things.

4. word of mouth goes a long way listen to it but make up your own mind

5. just cause someone says hey! he's cool
doesn't mean its so

if your dealing with weight. carry a fucking pistol
make sure someone is with you who is also carrying a fucking pistol

have a nice day

Nothing hardcore ever happened to me on a deal... but once this guy I didn't knew sold me 1.5 G of coke and it was only cut. I was mad, I wanted to kill him... worst deal I got.

if your dealing with weight. carry a fucking pistol make sure someone is with you who is also carrying a fucking pistol

If anyone, at any time, is carrying, they'd better know how to shoot and be ready to use it. If you aren't willing to use it if it comes down to that, leave it at home, don't have one, etc. Otherwise, that's how people get hurt. Too many ignorant unexperienced people out there.

the deal was 10 pills for 100 dollars

Isn't that the first thing which made you sketchy?

worst deal was in la when my friends friend who was driving us got shot by the two nigs dealing it. lost 60 bucks plus an ipod video...

when i dont know someone i usually get someone who knows em to cruise with or talk to the person before i go buy it. usually bring a switch too.
if its in a different town im just really friendly, people arent all bad, plus i got the blade :)

money ready. get into their car or let them deal through the window. dont make some sketchy shit happen that the dealer would rather avoid. the more discreet the more the dude would rather sell to you. im not talkin crackhead sketchy but just careful. also always thank your dealer. they are doing a community service that is desperately needed

If anyone, at any time, is carrying, they'd better know how to shoot and be ready to use it. If you aren't willing to use it if it comes down to that, leave it at home, don't have one, etc. Otherwise, that's how people get hurt. Too many ignorant unexperienced people out there.

THATS how people get hurt?

ahahahah fuckin americans, you guys are always good for a laugh.

THATS how people get hurt?

ahahahah fuckin americans, you guys are always good for a laugh.

Put another shrimp on the barbie you kangafucking faggot.

My worst deal: I was selling and some motherfucking junkie comes out of nowhere, starts acting all fucked up. I vaguely recognised him, reckon I sold to a mate of his occasionally or whatever. Anyway, dude is shaking, clearly on withdrawal, randomly jumps at me and starts trying to strangle me. When I was about to pass out I just took out my switch and stuck him in the side. There was blood all over the place and I didn't really know what was going on, so I ran, dropped my blade down a storm drain, called an ambulance for the smackhead would-be robber from a payphone at the end of the street and got the fuck out of there. Slowed down my dealing from then on, I've pretty much stopped now. Acid and weed on occasion to friends of mine and that's it.

Don't buy from random people on the street. You got no reason to trust them and they have no reason not to fuck you over.

A good deal should be when one guy rocks up with money, the other rolls up with the substance in question, they swap and both go home happy.

Peace x

worst deal gone bad was I went to pick up QP handed the guy the money he walks in to apartment running out saying they out a gun to my head well I fiund iut later that they didnt have a gun just slapd him and told him get the fuck out white boy!

So a week later I call the guy up and ask for another QP said he had a oz on him so I said bring it by he meets me and about 4 of my friends hands me the OZ asks for the money I look at my other friend who was involved in the deal with me and asked him do you have the money he said no thought you had the money I said no thought you had the money then he says well lets run and we did then i hear old dude w oz light up his tires trying to run us over so i hit the ditch (literaly got a fucked up knee cause of this) and we ran burnd down that night and lived happly ever after exept my knee :(

Put another shrimp on the barbie you kangafucking faggot.

ahahaha, yes ok.

heard about someone who was getting ounces for his friend and the friend got caught so he stole shit form his house to get the money back and got caught in the process.

that's the worst at the top of my head.

erm...

i've been skinged £60 once.

but you learn that " i'll be back in 2min" is when you should start getting worried.


anyways.
with dealing stash your drugs n carry just 1 or 2 bags on you at a time.

nearly every dealer i know has been robbed and it doesn't mean they are weak or whatever.


also say what you mean.
an 8th is 3.5g not a 20bag.


the amount of people asking for 8ths is stupid.
especially when they know ful well they're getting 2 ten bags + a lil extra, not weight.


and also when you ask for an ounce n they brign it round n explain how they took some out. if you're gunna deal don't do that.



if you're buying TRY and stick to only ever ringing 2 people (gotta hunt down the best guy. not nesseserily the biggest bags, but someone who you can nag and patronise to use to your advantage- bigger bags in the process.)

1 dealer for reliability and
1 dealer for good deals...


any more n you wont get loyalty discount ( plus more hassle about loyalty) and
any less n your dealer will catch on you have shit connections n rip you off.

if it's your first tiem don't say this to a dealer.
and don't ask for advice.

they aint doctors.

you dont go to a supermarket n discuss the best way to cook a stue with an employee, unless you have severe problems in your life.

you dont go to a supermarket n discuss the best way to cook a stue with an employee, unless you have severe problems in your life.
unless youve never cooked chicken before, and hoped to avoid salmonella

The best attitude to have if you're involved with drug transactions...or maybe life in general... is to always assume everyone is working an angle. Never trust anybody, and go with your gut instinct if something doesn't feel right.

My best friend/former roommate ripped me off for a cheap fix of morphine.

So, based on my experience and other observations, always make sure money is paid up front, and there are no exceptions to that rule. Not for anybody, not best friends, family, those whom you trust most. Bottom line, a junkie is a junkie, nothing more, nothing less.

Thats exactly my outlook on things, trust nobody and always be cautious. When it comes to drugs even the people you think are closest to you can fuck you over.

Luckily iv never had a bad deal, iv never had somebody run off with the money or try to seriously fuck me over so my idea of a bad deal is being 0.5g short of an 8th or getting bunk pills and I never usually carry more than a few 20 bags on me lest I get fucked over.

wasn't really a worst deal but it was sketchy.

last night i was getting coke and weed. at 4am nonetheless. we watch some skinny tweaker looking guy a few houses away bring some car batteries outside and pour out some liquid into the grass...

i don't know shit about meth but i'm not dumb... it just pisses me off how stupid people can be.

i hate this city.

my friend and I sold 2 grams of some "bomb H" for an eighth of some nice nugs.

I'm sure the guy really enjoyed his burnt sugar. :)

blahahaah.

No matter how well you know someone never front money.