Well, I think it's time for me to start over. Seeing as how we've been dating on/off since I was 13, I assume we're either gonna get back together or I'm going to have a nervous breakdown and climb a clocktower. Because of these reasons, I've decided it's time for me to forget about her before I wind up on the 8 o' clock news. I need to find someone new and forget about her, both sides of her.

It still hurts, a lot. Whenever I get that twinge in my stomach I just want to jam a knife in my neck and end it. But, I'm no pussy and I know life goes on without her. This, even without her, is as good as it gets. Fuck her, fuck her new "G" boyfriend, and fuck everyone like her, because she's perverted my sense of beauty. Once you go black I guess you really don't ever go back.

So, I'm going to volunteer at an animal shelter, I'm going to start my job at circuit city, I'm going to finish my associates degree and I'm going to get the military to pay for my college. This summer, I'm going to go on a road trip with my new girlfriend (when I get one) and I'm going to let life happen to me. It's high time for me to start feeling better and moving on.

Yeah dude, improve yourself and find someone deserving.
At the same time think of how bad of a person she is. Good luck.

You forgot 'get violently drunk and throw up on her boyfriend's car (open top?)' but yeah otherwise sounds to me like you've got a plan.

Road trip is a must. I can't say it enough people: travel, travel, TRAVEL.

Go strange new places, meet strange new people, sleep with really strange new girls.

..and get some really strange infections too.

:P

Yeah go get an STD like Jack said. That will help.

I don't know if you need another girl, maybe some time spent on introspection and dealing with any personal issues you might have so that when someone you actually want to date comes along, you're a decent person.

I don't drink.

Don't smoke.

Don't do drugs.

Anyone interested in a sadomasochistic sociopath, abused as a child to do horrible, horrible things? I love animals (more than people) and I have a very emotionless personality.

Ahhh? Keeper?

This is a good plan

But do NOT do it halfassed.

You are crossing an ocean you sea (HAHAHA XD GEDDIT!?)
You're going from "her-land" to "not-her-land"
If you don't go the whole way you'll drown.

Delete her number, msn and all other means of contacting her.
Get rid of her stuff.
DO NOT LOOK AT PICTURES.
When you catch yourself thinking about her, think about fucking Starcraft or porn or some shit.

Fucking erase her from your life, otherwise you'll be stuck in that half-state inbetween having her in your life and not having her and it'll fucking eat you up from the inside.

Yeah go get an STD like Jack said. That will help.

Win

I'm pretty sure the OP has me on ignore, but just be single for a while. sort your shit out.

Win

I'm pretty sure the OP has me on ignore, but just be single for a while. sort your shit out.

Why would I ignore you?

Why would I ignore you?

*shrugs*

I'm sure we used to e-hate each other or some shit.

*shrugs*

I'm sure we used to e-hate each other or some shit.

The only person I have blocked is Fragginnoobsincolumbine.

You're fine. I don't hate you.

I want to find someone new. *sigh* Alas, I won't. Unless some hot chick works with me at CHAI this summer. But they're all a bunch of grad students (I'm in HS).

I think I'll go backpacking with friends. And mushrooms.

Get her drunk then slip one in her ass.

Nothing you can do but wait it out. Get rid of all traces, move out of town, and wait it out.

Oh, and fuck as many other girls as you possibly can. That'll help too.