Last night, I stayed over my girl's house for awhile. We were in her room, one thing led to another, and I was eating her out when I got a phone call.

It was my dad. Rather than stop, I continued licking her off while I was on the phone with him. He asked "What's up?" and I told him "I'm eating"

He said "Oh, is it good?" and I said "Mmmhmm" with a mouthful of cunny. Hahahah.

My girl was laughing at this point. I hung up, and we had ourselves a good chuckle. We eventually got back into it though, and she told me it was good =)

Anything like that ever happen to you? Share your stories!!

That was funny/retarded.

that was pretty funny.
i used to have sex with this girl that liked to call me 'kid' because she was like 5 years older than i. so i was fucking her from behind and she started screaming ' OH KIDDD OH KIIDD!!!!" while she was orgasming and i almost had to stop because i was cracking up.
i know it isn't that funny sounding but i haven't laughed that hard in a long time

I was doing my girlfriend and her friend was sleeping over.

Then in the middle of it we hear her friend banging on the wall screaming: "(gfs name) WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!"
my gf was like "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GETTING LAID!!"

good times.

That time she said no. The ending was the best part though.

Hahaha, I can see the hilarity in that.

Me and my woman were trying anal and I had just got in and she said hold on so I pull out and she farted without warning and spattered lube on my groin area.

God I love fart jokes XD!

Kudos to the OP for being smooth.

Sister penetration is not funny.

Yes, we know...it's really hot!