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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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Old 2008-05-11, 08:43
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Default What kind of pokemon are you?

How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside
What kind of Pokemon are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
Do you have a heart that's true?
What kind of Pokemon are you?

Take your NORMAL type like Jigglypuff
Against the GHOSTLY Gengar the battle's real tough
Yeah, thunderbolt's a great ELECTRIC attack
'Til you get GROUND down by a Marowak

Don't you BUG me with a Caterpie
For a FLYING type the win's easy
Good Luck with Muk and POISON gas
Make one wrong move and it'll kick your GRASS

What kind of Pokemon are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside
What kind of Pokemon are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
Do you have a heart that true?
What kind of Pokemon are you?

Reach higher with FIRE-go Flareon!
Think twice about ICE to be number one
WATER's in order if you wanna to be slick

Mewtwo's the best bet when you get PSYCHIC

Hitmonlee's the key for your FIGHTING mood
And you can ROCK 'n roll with a Geodude
Dratini comes first when you choose DRAGON
But evolution's the solution if you're gonna win!
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Old 2008-05-11, 08:55
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I was gonna call you a faggot but as soon as I saw the thread title the song was in my head. Please nobody let Mozzul-san know about this thread, it'll be the death of totse.
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Old 2008-05-11, 08:57
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I was gonna call you a faggot but as soon as I saw the thread title the song was in my head. Please nobody let Mozzul-san know about this thread, it'll be the death of totse.
Can you kill that which has no life?
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Old 2008-05-11, 08:58
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i am mudkip
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Old 2008-05-11, 09:45
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MAGIKARP!! I am the ultimate pokemons
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Old 2008-05-11, 10:11
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Seaking.
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Old 2008-05-11, 11:07
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psyduck!
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Old 2008-05-11, 11:10
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I was gonna call you a faggot but as soon as I saw the thread title the song was in my head. Please nobody let Mozzul-san know about this thread, it'll be the death of totse.
it is comments like these that make me wanna send links directly to the person they say not to show this thread to.
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Old 2008-05-11, 11:12
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Kyogre
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Old 2008-05-11, 11:17
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im your sisters uncle pokeman, BigDick
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