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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-05-10, 23:52
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Default Things women do that are sexy (That they don't know is sexy)

When they eat a lolipop when trying very hard not to do it in a sexy way.
When they're shorter than you
When they're taller than you
When they fix their hair
When they look over their shoulder nervously when I'm following them home
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Old 2008-05-10, 23:54
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When they fix their hair

THIS.

I have the hawts for some girl who has sex hair all the time...*drool*
 #3 
Old 2008-05-11, 00:01
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when they get pissed off and dont hit you.
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Old 2008-05-11, 00:02
RemadE RemadE is offline
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For me, when they are upset. Perfect opportunity to make a good impression and maybe get something.

Yeah. I'm an asshole.

edit - post above mine is similar..i'm not alone
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Old 2008-05-11, 00:05
Enset Enset is offline
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I like it when girls push the buttons on a calculator using a pen rather than their finger.
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Old 2008-05-11, 00:10
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The look of utter disgust on her face when I sit too close to her on the train and start farting.
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Old 2008-05-11, 07:27
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when they pull their jeans up and they kinda shake their way into them. i like that
 #8 
Old 2008-05-11, 07:31
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I hate when women try and be sexy. It usually fails
 #9 
Old 2008-05-11, 07:49
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The dishes.
 #10 
Old 2008-05-11, 08:26
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hold their glasses in their mouths
when my girlfriend does something stupid and says im sorry a thousand times makes me just wanna pounce her ass
 #11 
Old 2008-05-11, 09:26
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Originally Posted by rabbitweed
I hate when women try and be sexy. It usually fails


This

But the everyday things mentioned in this thread are fawking win.

Short girls with cleavage :D Im 187cm, so this makes waiting for the bus more interesting
 #12 
Old 2008-05-11, 09:48
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who the fuck says their height in cm? Fucking idiot.
 #13 
Old 2008-05-11, 09:55
Spntneous Spntneous is offline
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A european?
 #14 
Old 2008-05-11, 10:01
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Anyone in the world except for an American or Brit?
 #15 
Old 2008-05-11, 13:41
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
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when women are sleepy and rest the head on my shoulders.

its especially sexy when its a stranger

and i measure height in cm. meters are too large and milimeters are too small.
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Old 2008-05-11, 13:43
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Originally Posted by rabbitweed
Anyone in the world except for an American or Brit?


Pretty much.

The English have the best of imperial and metric.
 #17 
Old 2008-05-11, 13:43
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meters are too large and milimeters are too small.

Feet and inches, nigger.
 #18 
Old 2008-05-11, 13:54
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Feet and inches, nigger.

One inch is about 2.5 cm.

By using feet and inches you get less precision.
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Old 2008-05-11, 14:04
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One inch is about 2.5 cm.

By using feet and inches you get less precision.

Yea but the majority of people know how tall 5'9" is, but if you ask them how tall 175cm is and they won't know for shit.
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Old 2008-05-11, 14:23
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Yea but the majority of people know how tall 5'9" is, but if you ask them how tall 175cm is and they won't know for shit.

Ask a person in Eastern Europe how tall 5'9" is, and he'd have no idea.

It's all about what you're used to, really.

/obviousness
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Old 2008-05-11, 14:32
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Ask a person in Eastern Europe how tall 5'9" is, and he'd have no idea.

It's all about what you're used to, really.

/obviousness

Fuck eastern Europe try the rest of the world bitch. Even here in Canada it's supposes to be imperial, everyone still uses feet and inches you stupid mother fucker.
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Old 2008-05-11, 14:34
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Ask a person in Eastern Europe how tall 5'9" is, and he'd have no idea.

It's all about what you're used to, really.

/obviousness

AFAIK, most of totse aren't eastern europeans, and no way in hell am I going to start using cm's just so the eurofags who come into this country know how tall something is.
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Old 2008-05-11, 16:23
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*writes everything down so she can do it covertly*
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Old 2008-05-11, 17:27
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175 mm sounds so cold and sterile

breaking it up into feet and inches is nice too, you have "6 feet= tall" as opposed to "183 cm= tall"


anyway whenever a girl is trying to play a video game, but sucking, but really trying, is hot
 #25 
Old 2008-05-11, 18:12
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I like it when girls push the buttons on a calculator using a pen rather than their finger.


This is indeed hot.

Also, when they're sitting next to you in class and hold their arm out in front of them in an L-shape and start rubbing their triceps fat back and forth quickly and then stop and turn to glance frantically at you and stare for a few seconds before doing it again. Confused
 #26 
Old 2008-05-11, 19:48
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ONLY COCKSUCKING NIGGERS don't know how to use the INTERNATIONAL METRIC SYSTEM.

Three nations have not officially adopted the International System of Units as their primary or sole system of measurement: Liberia, Myanmar and the United States. Map of niggers who don't know how to use the proper metric system. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Metric_system.png)

i'm surprised no one mentioned shoe dangling.
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Old 2008-05-11, 22:13
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i'm surprised no one mentioned shoe dangling.

oh yea forgot this one, it's super hot when a girl dangles shoes out of her vagina
 #28 
Old 2008-05-11, 23:25
Captain Cannabis Captain Cannabis is offline
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When she makes me a sandwich
 #29 
Old 2008-05-12, 00:07
Enset Enset is offline
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i'm surprised no one mentioned shoe dangling.

Girls DO know this is sexy.
 #30 
Old 2008-05-12, 00:10
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what the hell is shoe dangling?
 #31 
Old 2008-05-12, 00:11
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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When they cry and clutch their stomachs while screaming something to the effect of "MY BABY OH MY GOD MY BABY" after you push them down a flight of stairs.

It's also pretty hot when she tries to scream/bite when you violate her after you break her jaw.
 #32 
Old 2008-05-12, 00:57
hojadepapel hojadepapel is offline
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oh yea forgot this one, it's super hot when a girl dangles shoes out of her vagina

Haha thank you sirGillroy, first lol at an interweb post in a while.

I love it when girls are concentrating on something really hard and start biting the end of their pen/pencil
 #33 
Old 2008-05-12, 02:54
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When she puts on a bra/shirt an adjusts her breasts carefully. So damn cute. Makes me want to suck her nipples.

Um...

when she bites and they stick their hands down your pants and fondle your cock at the same time.

lesse' here...

when theyre barefoot and lying down relaxed watching some TV and she stretches her toes.

When they lie down with one arm up, stretched out, with her forearm behind her head

When they've got to pee real bad (every girl has a cute individual "I've got to pee" reaction)
 #34 
Old 2008-05-12, 03:55
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when they wear your clothes

when they take a shit
 #35 
Old 2008-05-12, 04:03
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ONLY COCKSUCKING NIGGERS don't know how to use the INTERNATIONAL METRIC SYSTEM.



i'm surprised no one mentioned shoe dangling.

WHAT THE FUCK, I DON'T SEE A FUCKING PROBLEM HERE, LEARN BOTH SYSTEMS OF MEASUREMENT AND STOP FUCKING BITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 #36 
Old 2008-05-12, 05:36
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when they hide their hands in their sleeves

and just that bounciness they get when they are excited
 #37 
Old 2008-05-12, 07:26
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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When they know instruments When they're smarter than me When they know weapons When they know fighting When they seduce you
 #38 
Old 2008-05-12, 12:38
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WHAT THE FUCK, I DON'T SEE A FUCKING PROBLEM HERE, LEARN BOTH SYSTEMS OF MEASUREMENT AND STOP FUCKING BITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut up you american piece of shit, i know both metric systems by default, unlike your stupid ass.[/offtopic]

i like it when girls wear off-the-shoulder shirts.
 #39 
Old 2008-05-12, 13:08
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I love it when my girlfriend streches and I can see her back arch. =]
 #40 
Old 2008-05-12, 15:06
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When they seduce you

Moron.
 #41 
Old 2008-05-12, 19:51
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ONLY COCKSUCKING NIGGERS don't know how to use the INTERNATIONAL METRIC SYSTEM.



i'm surprised no one mentioned shoe dangling.

That's kinda bull shit.. they still sell milk by the L and that's imperial.. And scientists still measure shit in grams and mL and L and that's all imperial so the U.S isn't really all metric as that map would lead one to believe.
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Old 2008-05-12, 20:49
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That's kinda bull shit.. they still sell milk by the L and that's imperial.. And scientists still measure shit in grams and mL and L and that's all imperial so the U.S isn't really all metric as that map would lead one to believe.

Wut? Litres and grams are metric units.
 #43 
Old 2008-05-12, 21:35
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Wut? Litres and grams are metric units.

JESUS CHRIST STFU ABOUT THIS FUCKING AGE OLD DILEMMA.

SOME FUCK THIS WAY SOME FUCK THAT WAY.

SOME EAT THIS WAY SOME EAT THAT WAY.

SOME MEASURE THEIR FUCKING MILK USING METRIC SOME SAY THEY WANT A FOOT LONG BOTTLE OF MILK IN THEIR ASS

CAN WE PLEASE....as a thread....MOVE THE FUCK ON?!?!
 #44 
Old 2008-05-12, 21:42
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this is a quality topic that could only come from a paddy o dool from the green isle.

when they laugh and throw their head back and raise their legs.

when they jiggle their foot and leg while waiting to say somethin/for you to say something

my x would stutter when stoned and then inhale air after she stuttered which I found hot for some reason

tattoos on lower backs (though they're probly tryin to be sexy)

licking their lips

When they count your money or weigh drugs for you

when they blink their eyelids a couple times then look at you with their head tilted

when they fight each other

when they wear hoodies and sweatpants or tights and are just chillin not tryin to look good.
 #45 
Old 2008-05-12, 21:45
realty0is0a0lie realty0is0a0lie is offline
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when they try to hold back a sneeze

when they glance at each other conspiratory

look confused
 #46 
Old 2008-05-13, 03:06
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-when they tell the truth and act like they really do and not put on the fake image everyone upholds as perfect and right in society.





so far theres been none really worth it
except one.... but apparently i wasnt worth it.
 #47 
Old 2008-05-13, 06:23
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When they look over their shoulder nervously when I'm following them home

win.


cant believe nobody picked up on this by the way...
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Old 2008-05-13, 06:29
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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when she stretches a leg out, (while wearing shorts/skirts),
arches her back
when she's eating something and sucks on one finger
she she looks up to me in the eyes and smiles
when she's studying she has this cute look on her face
when she laughs or yawns
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Old 2008-05-13, 23:48
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Back-arching ftw.

Nothing is sexier than when a girl has really fragrant smelling hair - though I suppose they know this. Still, it has a fucking powerful effect.

Agree with the bouncy-excitedness too
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Old 2008-05-14, 15:34
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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Back-arching ftw.

Nothing is sexier than when a girl has really fragrant smelling hair - though I suppose they know this. Still, it has a fucking powerful effect.

Agree with the bouncy-excitedness too

pheromones, females emit the most pheromones from the top of their head.
 #51 
Old 2008-05-14, 20:31
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win.


cant believe nobody picked up on this by the way...

I can guarantee you almost everyone did, it's just that it was expected (this IS totse), and nobody cares.
 #52 
Old 2008-05-14, 21:47
Circular Buttsecks Chain Circular Buttsecks Chain is offline
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When they eat a lolipop when trying very hard not to do it in a sexy way.

This ^^ always gives me the biggest boner.
 #53 
Old 2008-05-14, 23:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Sorpington
Back-arching ftw.

Nothing is sexier than when a girl has really fragrant smelling hair - though I suppose they know this. Still, it has a fucking powerful effect.

Agree with the bouncy-excitedness too


This. Some girls shampoo drives me wild.
 #54 
Old 2008-05-14, 23:15
Syphon Syphon is offline
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When they massage me.
 #55 
Old 2008-05-14, 23:20
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When they're dizzy/acting stupid because they like you so much

did I already say this?
 #56 
Old 2008-05-15, 01:38
HateBiscuit HateBiscuit is offline
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-When their armpits aren't scruffy and caked with deodorant.
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Old 2008-05-15, 01:41
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I think it is sexy when a girl
- Scrunch their hair
- smile randomly
- fix their hair
- back arching
- smell good
- much more lol
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Old 2008-05-15, 01:58
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When they're smarter than me
When they seduce you
Based on the thread title, pretty much all of them would be smarter than you...
 #59 
Old 2008-05-15, 07:20
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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Look confused.

Have an opinion that they formed by their self.

Don't constantly talk about other people.

Smile and look embarrassed when I stare at them.
 #60 
Old 2008-05-15, 10:33
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Intelligence.
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Old 2008-05-15, 20:30
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Intelligence.

Not getting much lately, hey?

When she wears a short skirt.
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Old 2008-05-15, 20:48
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When she's not being a part of a big group.
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Old 2008-05-15, 22:27
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i'd say that back arching is a universal turnon for guys, but im not sure where a girl would just randomly do it outside the bedroom

short shorts (short skirts r gud but tend to look slutty
when she lies on the floor while watching tv face down (only with a nice ass)
when a girl sits on the floor with her feet spread slightly (cuz u can see their crotch)
when their feet dont touch the floor in a tall chair or on the bus
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Old 2008-05-15, 22:57
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When they're talking to me and I happen to be wearing tight pants, and they keep glancing at my crotch.
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Old 2008-05-15, 22:59
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When they tilt their head at you and smile :3
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:14
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when they give you free drugs

OH SOOO HOT YES OMG BLAH BLAH BLAH

stfu

I just wanna get high :( :(
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Old 2008-05-17, 01:33
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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When they're dizzy/acting stupid because they like you so much

This.

Back-arching ftw.

Nothing is sexier than when a girl has really fragrant smelling hair - though I suppose they know this. Still, it has a fucking powerful effect.

Agree with the bouncy-excitedness too

This.

Intelligence.

And this.
 #68 
Old 2008-05-17, 01:57
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You want women to be smart, but act stupid?
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Old 2008-05-17, 02:18
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You want women to be smart, but act stupid?
Seen people do that. It's not pretty.
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Old 2008-05-17, 02:22
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when they send you mixed signals.;)
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Old 2008-05-17, 10:43
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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You want women to be smart, but act stupid?


I think they mean more like "smart, but so in love with you that they do and say silly/stupid things" or something

Just guessing. I seldom speak to people, and girls have never shown and interest in me so I can't be certain.
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Old 2008-05-17, 15:23
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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You want women to be smart, but act stupid?


Like yourself in this thread, you mean?

I meant when someone really likes you, they get nervous and say stupid things. It's cute.
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Old 2008-05-17, 17:34
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Like yourself in this thread, you mean?

I meant when someone really likes you, they get nervous and say stupid things. It's cute.

like omg r u kidding or being srs right now?

Guys is he joking?

haha was that a joke?

omg i can't tell if u r being sarcastic or not, lol.

^^^
I had to deal with my brother's girlfriend who was like that writing above...there was nothing cute about it.
 #74 
Old 2008-05-17, 18:54
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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like omg r u kidding or being srs right now?

Guys is he joking?

haha was that a joke?

omg i can't tell if u r being sarcastic or not, lol.

^^^
I had to deal with my brother's girlfriend who was like that writing above...there was nothing cute about it.

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