meet jakketch. moderator for a sex and affection message board.
he has a wife, kids, and plenty of advice!

...or does he?

jakketch: behind the keyboard

jakketch: i first got the idea to be a troll in 1995, before i even had the internet.
enter: so you admit it. you are a troll.
jakketch: yes, in real life i am actually... a black business woman.

http://www.blackcareerzone.com/images/chaz.jpg

SHOCK! DRAMA! SUSPENSE! BEHIND THE KEYBOARD WILL BE BACK AFTER THIS!

...WE NOW RETURN TO...

jakketch: behind the keyboard

jakketch: things were going well, but then some douchebag made a thread nominating me for moderator. i couldn't live a lie in such a high position.

yes things were going bad for jakketch, and things were about to get worse.

zok: ah yes, the jakketch incident. heh heh. i remember it like it was yesterday.
enter: o rly?
zok: lol.
enter: lol.
zok: anyway, yes, i emailed jakketch asking him if he wanted to be a mod, and he said yes, but he wasnt that eager about it. thats when i got suspicious, so i put his email into myspace and... it came up with a black business woman.

http://www.blackcareerzone.com/images/chaz.jpg

enter: oh my god.
zok: yep. so i knew his secret. i was the only one to know.

jakketch: and of course, i had to send him naked pics or he'd tell everyone and ruin my reputation on totse.

http://imgserv.ya.com/galerias2.ya.com/img/9/9647b9001324196i3.jpg

jakketch: it eventually got out of hand. he was forcing us to meet so i could have sex with him.

zok: hey, i was horny! im an admin on totse ffs, i dont get any action.

jakketch: so thats why i decided to promote this documentary. so everyone knows the truth.
enter: i see.

SHOCK! DRAMA! SUSPENSE! BEHIND THE KEYBOARD WILL BE BACK AFTER THIS!

...WE NOW RETURN TO...

jakketch: behind the keyboard

zok: do i regret what i done? hmm...
enter: i never asked that. nobody cares.
zok: oh...

NEXT TIME ON BEHIND THE KEYBOARD... EXPOSO!

exposo: those stories about my sister... i wasnt trolling. :(

Oooo Boy, You gonna get a good ass whippin English Style

I have to admit; that was done pretty well.

I was pleasantly surprised to discover one of these which contained win, and look forward to the next series of installment.

I'm going to leave this up... we're a little short on lulz at the moment.

I'm mildly amused.

I'm mildly amused.

This.

I liked the style and the story, good job.

Waits for more,

Classic.

This has fulfilled my morning lulz requirement.

what the fuck this makes no sense

it mght do with the fact that i feel like i'mon heroin right now my legs feel good and everything but wow it really is senseless and offensive banter.

Can't wait for exposo's.

Might I also suggest HTS-Noob?

* goes back to Jesus made me puke.

Make a Numjum one.

This made me smile.

seconded

I appreciated this.

Haven't you learned from the last time you tried being witty Enter?

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2123029

ha.

i make comics now starring totsians. like or hate, just read.

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2123085

ha.

i make comics now starring totsians. like or hate, just read.

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2123085

i didn't say I hated it lol was just wondering.

i didn't say I hated it lol was just wondering.

i know. but some people hate the comics because they don't find them funny. i think the newer ones are okay though. it depends how high i am.

i know. but some people hate the comics because they don't find them funny. i think the newer ones are okay though. it depends how high i am.

well, i actually find them funny. But anyway when you said "Your comics suck...Oh wait." i was lol'ing so hard. haha

well, i actually find them funny. But anyway when you said "Your comics suck...Oh wait." i was lol'ing so hard. haha

haha. thanks man.

haha. thanks man.

No problem, they are very funny.

But anyway, why is meta's face in a box?

ha.

i make comics now starring totsians. like or hate, just read.

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2123085

Totseans*

No problem, they are very funny.

But anyway, why is meta's face in a box?

its a neck brace. hes disabled or something. i dont no if he still has it though. i think you get banned for posting his picture.

its a neck brace. hes disabled or something. i dont no if he still has it though. i think you get banned for posting his picture.

Lol, i completely forgot about his neck brace, niiice. It was good times when SG fucked with him all day.

I'm a little bit drunk, so I laughed a bit hard.

lulz now I think about it seems so obvious... Why did none of us realise?

This.

That.