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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-05-10, 09:52
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Pointless saturday thread

ITT we post our life status, whatever that may entail.

Me
Age: 17
Height: 187cm
Weight: 66kg (Im skinny)
Hobby: Musicmaking
Single: Yes
Buddies: bout 20ish
Good 'friends': 3
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 3
Girls messed around with: 8
Gameconsole of choice: Wii
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: ~6times a week
Happy/content: Yes
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Old 2008-05-10, 10:52
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Groovy.
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UserID: Agent 008
Activity: Building
Status: Waiting to strike
 #3 
Old 2008-05-10, 11:06
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Masturbates: ~6times a week


Does that little doodle mean around 6 times a week or more than 6 times a week? If around 6 times a week I dont think you're allowed to be a Totsean anymore. :)


yoyobek
DOB: 26/07/1905
Height: 4ft11
Weight: 140ibs
Hobby: Excersize,kickboxing,sambo,guineapigs,art, Russia.
Single: Yes!
Buddies: a few..
Good 'friends': what?
Boyfriends: 3 important ones
Boys slept with: 2
Men slept with: 8 or so?
Girls messed around with: 1 :D
Gameconsole of choice: PlayStation. PC..
Smokes: I like my lungs.
Masturbates: 6times a day, depending
Happy/content: Pretty much. :)
 #4 
Old 2008-05-10, 11:06
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Username: Numjum
Combat: 99
Defense: 99
Strength: 99
Attack: 99
Woodcut: 99
Magic: 99
Mining: 99
Cooking: 99

Well, I pwn.
 #5 
Old 2008-05-10, 11:41
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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ZeroMalarki
Age: 21
Height: 190.5 cm
Weight: 80 kg (a little bit chunky)
Hobby: Drinking, smoking, Magic the Gathering, listening to music, writing, making music
Single: Yes
Buddies: Fuck knows. Everybody loves me. I got a great talent at making friends
Good 'friends': People get pretty tight with me pretty quickly, I'd say I'm at a brotherly level with about 4 of my friends in England and brotherly with two or three back home
Girlfriends: 3 ish? Longest relationship was about 4 weeks mind.
Girls slept with: 4
Girls messed around with: 7
Gameconsole of choice: Wii (plan on getting one)€
Smokes: Weed only
Masturbates: 6 times a week
Happy/content: Always aspiring for more.


This is a pretty shitty thread, but I'm a sucker for things like this.
 #6 
Old 2008-05-10, 11:45
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Gameconsole of choice: Wii (plan on getting one)€


Don't do this. Seriously, the only redeeming feature of Wii is it's controls, which get old after about a week, once you realise that you can pretty much just dangle them in front of your console and get the same results.
Spend the money on Wiid instead or something, or get real game console.
 #7 
Old 2008-05-10, 12:11
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Don't do this. Seriously, the only redeeming feature of Wii is it's controls, which get old after about a week, once you realise that you can pretty much just dangle them in front of your console and get the same results.
Spend the money on Wiid instead or something, or get real game console.

Well, my friend and house mate will be getting a PS3 in the Summer, so I thought we'd mix it up and get a wii. There are plenty of wii games I like a lot.

Zelda, Metroid, Smash Bros.
 #8 
Old 2008-05-10, 12:12
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Age: 17, 18 this year
Height: 179cm
Weight: 59.5kg
Hobby: Computing
Single: Yes
Buddies: Handfull
Good 'friends': 2
Girlfriends: 0
Guys slept with: 0
Guys mess around with: 2
Girls slept with: 1 (didn't fuck though)
Girls messed around with: 4
Game console of choice: Xbox 1 and 360
Smokes: Once in a blue moon (almost been addicted twice)
Masturbates: Not for a month. (normally 3 times a week though)
Happy/content: Not really, won't show it though.
 #9 
Old 2008-05-10, 12:18
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Well, my friend and house mate will be getting a PS3 in the Summer, so I thought we'd mix it up and get a wii. There are plenty of wii games I like a lot.

Zelda, Metroid, Smash Bros.

Tell him to get a Wii for the house, and get a PS3 yourself. Cool
 #10 
Old 2008-05-10, 12:39
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Me
Age: 16
Height: 5'6-7"
Weight: 137lbs
Hobby: Digital Art atm
Single: Nope
Buddies: 10-15ish?
Good 'friends': 3
Boyfriends: 1 that counts
Boys slept with: 1
Boys messed around with: 2
Gameconsole of choice: N64; I'm oldschool
Smokes: Rarely
Masturbates: ~6times a week, depending
Happy/content: For the most part
 #11 
Old 2008-05-10, 12:49
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This thread is going to depress the shit out of me. TIEM TO POAST anyway...

Me
Age: 17
Height: Something like... 5'11"? 5'10"?
Weight: 200lb
Hobby: Anime?
Single: Yes
Buddies: -zero-
Good 'friends': -zero-
Girlfriends: -zero-
Girls slept with: -zero-
Girls messed around with: -zero-
Game console of choice: PC
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: Too much to be healthy.
Happy/content: Could be better, could be worse. Life goes on etc etc.
 #12 
Old 2008-05-10, 13:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HTS-Noob
This thread is going to depress the shit out of me. TIEM TO POAST anyway...

Me
Age: 17
Height: Something like... 5'11"? 5'10"?
Weight: 200lb
Hobby: Anime?
Single: Yes
Buddies: -zero-
Good 'friends': -zero-
Girlfriends: -zero-
Girls slept with: -zero-
Girls messed around with: -zero-
Game console of choice: PC
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: Too much to be healthy.
Happy/content: Could be better, could be worse. Life goes on etc etc.




One thing I've found is that weight truly doesent, and shouldnt, hold you back from your life.
There's a woman in my kickboxing class, she must be around 18 stone.. and she's 12th grade 3rd dan, and could KILL US ALL. She not only keeps up with the class but she excells.


Anyway, big guys are very attractive. Add a little MA to your lifestyle and you'll be superb.
 #13 
Old 2008-05-10, 14:38
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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One thing I've found is that weight truly doesent, and shouldnt, hold you back from your life.
There's a woman in my kickboxing class, she must be around 18 stone.. and she's 12th grade 3rd dan, and could KILL US ALL. She not only keeps up with the class but she excells.


Anyway, big guys are very attractive. Add a little MA to your lifestyle and you'll be superb.

I didn't even say my weight played a factor... :(

/crushed spirit Mad

And big guys are very attractive? If by big you mean toned, muscular big guys, then I guess I understand. But fat, unfit, flabby tubs of shit... not so much. Only good thing about that is it's fixable.
 #14 
Old 2008-05-10, 14:41
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Only good thing about that is it's fixable.

This. That's the good thing about body weights, be it underweight or overweight.
 #15 
Old 2008-05-10, 15:22
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Age: 20.
Height: 5'6".
Weight: 60kg.
Hobby: Riding BMX, photography, DJ'ing.
Single: No, in a relationship - 6months.
Buddies: About 200, but only really see 40-60 often.
Good 'friends': 4, maybe 5.
Girlfriends: 4 proper relationships (meaning more than a month).
Girls slept with: 5.
Girls messed around with: 20+
Gameconsole of choice: PSP.
Smokes: 6-10/day.
Masturbates: 6-12/week.
Happy/content: :D

Cool
 #16 
Old 2008-05-10, 15:31
jvm222 jvm222 is offline
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Fuck my life.
 #17 
Old 2008-05-10, 15:35
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Age: 19.
Height: 6'1".
Weight: 60kg.
Hobby: Cycling, tennis, motorsport, anime
Single: My 3 1/2 year relationship has just ended.
Buddies: Pfft...10?
Good 'friends': 2.
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 1
Girls messed around with: 1
Gameconsole of choice: PC
Smokes: None, ever.
Masturbates: twice/week.
Happy/content: Not really. My break up has hit me in a way I never realised was possible.
 #18 
Old 2008-05-10, 15:43
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Age: 17 TODAY
Height: No clue, like 5'6" ish
Weight: 115 pounds
Hobby: Totse, gaming, music
Single: Yes
Buddies: I've made a lot over the few years I've had.
Good 'friends': A handful
Girlfriends: 2
Girls slept with: 3
Girls messed around with: 4
Boyfriends: 3
Boys slept with: 4
Boys messed around with: Lots
Gameconsole of choice: PS3, don't have one anymore though.
Smokes: I like anything by B&H, but usually just smoke PJ's for the sake of cheapness.
Masturbates: Maybe like, 4-5 days a week.
Happy/content: Can't complain.
 #19 
Old 2008-05-10, 16:13
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Age: 20
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 165lbs
Hobby: Football, Broncos, PS3, Basketball, strength/speed training
Single: yes and i'm actually happy about it now.
Buddies: 20-30
Good 'friends': 5
Girlfriends: girls who are friends? 3 REAL girlfriends? 7
Girls slept with: 4
Girls messed around with: made out with over 30, diddled 8
Gameconsole of choice: PS3
Smoke: weed everydayyyyy
Masturbates: once a day sometimes i don't
Happy/content: YES!
 #20 
Old 2008-05-10, 16:38
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Pointless saturday thread

ITT we post our life status, whatever that may entail.

Me
Age: 19
Height: 5'7"-5'8"
Weight: 135
Hobby: Totse
Single: Indeed
Buddies: 10ish?
Good 'friends': 3
Boyfriends: 1
Guys slept with: 2
Guys kissed: 8
Gameconsole of choice: PS3
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: Around every other day or so
Happy/content: I guess
 #21 
Old 2008-05-10, 17:09
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Me
Age: 25
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 160 (wet)
Hobby: reading
Single: sorta
Buddies: none
Good 'friends': 1
Girls slept with: 17
Girls messed around with: 2
Smokes: like a chimney cloves or dunhill lights
Masturbates: 2-3x a day
mental state: unstable
 #22 
Old 2008-05-10, 17:15
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Me
Age: 20
Height: 5'6 (165 cm-ish?)
Weight: 118 lbs
Hobby: Hobby?!?!
Single: Yes
Buddies: plenty
Good 'friends': very few
Boyfriends: Umm... counting only the ones that lasted more than 2 weeks... 4
Boys slept with: 2
Boys messed around with: I dunno... 10, maybe
Gameconsole of choice: yeah right.
Smokes: negative
Masturbates: this week... 0
Happy/content: Negative. I'm still poofy from surgery, only a few people have called to see if I'm feeling better, I still can't talk properly and those fucking assholes from work are already calling me to see if I can come back to work. FUCK YOU, I SAID I'LL CALL WHEN I'M FEELING BETTER. Mad
 #23 
Old 2008-05-10, 17:23
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Me
Age: 25
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185
Hobby: work
Single: takin
Buddies: a couple
Good 'friends': 3
Girls slept with: 2
Girls messed around with: 8
Smokes: cigs and trees
Masturbates: 5X a week
mental state: to tired to care
 #24 
Old 2008-05-10, 17:32
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Age: 17
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 150lb
Hobby: attempting to stencil
Single: Yes
Buddies: 15
Good 'friends': 5 (people who I'd lie and fight for)
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with:1
Girls messed around with:1
Drugs: weed, alcohol, coke, crack, mushrooms, hydrocodone, oxycodone
Happy/content: just went through a break up...so not necessarily right now. But usually yes. Want to find another girl. My buddies and I are tight, and tend to stick to ourselves.
 #25 
Old 2008-05-10, 17:40
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Me
Age: 21
Height: 5 FT 11
Weight: 160lb
Hobby: PRogramming, hacking, partying, playing piano and guitar
Single: Yes
Buddies: bout 5
Good 'friends': 1
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 14
Girls messed around with: donno
Gameconsole of choice: Computer
Smokes: Every day (weed?)
Masturbates: Several times a day
Happy/content:Fuck Yes(well no not really, it's a sad time for me =(
 #26 
Old 2008-05-10, 17:41
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H4T3
Age: 19
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Hobby: Kickboxing, Shooting, Chess, Krav Maga, Mountainclimbing
Single: Absolutely. Now accepting applications.
Buddies: Very charismatic, ~100 or so
Good 'friends': 3 in Des Moines, 2 in Crystal Lake, and 1 in Colona.
Girlfriends: Maureen (1), Traci (2), Katie (3), Erin (4), Krista (5), Kindra (6)
Girls slept with: Probably about Ten. The aformentioned six plus Leah, Random girl 1, Random girl 2, and Some girl I called "Tay."
Girls messed around with: 14? That's really just a guess, though.
Gameconsole of choice: Don't play video games.
Smokes: Nothing at all.
Masturbates: I'd say 3 times a day.
Happy/content: Absolutely not.
 #27 
Old 2008-05-10, 17:53
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Stripped

Age: 16
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 124 lbs
Hobby: schmokin' and drinkin'
Single: Not for long.
Buddies: Yeah, 20 ish.
Good 'friends': 2
Boyfriends: 3
Boys slept with: 1
Boys messed around with: 5
Gameconsole of choice: N64
Smokes: Marbs.
Masturbates: Rare.
Happy/content: Was for a while. It's a cycle.
 #28 
Old 2008-05-10, 18:04
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Age: 22
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 140 pounds
Hobby: Snowboarding, cooking, books, tequila
Single: No
Buddies: Too many.
Good 'friends': A fair amount.
Girlfriends: 1/2
Girls slept with: 2
Girls messed around with: a lot
Boyfriends: 4
Boys slept with: 5
Boys messed around with: a lot
Gameconsole of choice: N64, I'm stuck in the past.
Smokes: Hookah.
Masturbates: A few times a week, It changes weekly.
Happy/content: Stressed the fuck out. Time for panic attacks.
 #29 
Old 2008-05-10, 18:24
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Pointless saturday thread

ITT we post our life status, whatever that may entail.

Me
Age: 16
Height: 183 cm (6 foot)
Weight: 66kg (~145 lbs)
Hobby: Having a good time
Single: Yes
Buddies: 10ish
Good 'friends': 2
Girlfriends: 0
Girls slept with: 1
Girls messed around with: 3
Gameconsole of choice: 360
Smokes: marlboro 27/camel filters/camel menthols/dro/meth (just kidding about one of them)
Masturbates: almost daily.
Happy/content: Sort of
 #30 
Old 2008-05-10, 22:21
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Saline Colors
Age: 22
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100lbs
Hobby: Horses
Single: Nope
Buddies: 15ish
Good "Friends": 4 extremley close friends
Boyfriends: 6
Guys slept with: 5
Guys messed around with: 7 or 8
Gameconsole of choice: "It's shaped like a cube and you can play games on it!"
Smokes: Newports, nigguh!
Masturbates: 100x a second.
Happy/content: I'd say so...
 #31 
Old 2008-05-10, 22:51
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Drugs: Alcohol-lots of it, HBW
Future: grim, my grades are getting shitty, hoping for that record deal:P
Past: Awful, lots of emo selfhate bullcrap, social awkwardness and screwups
Present: Excellent, summer is just coming, everything smells wonderful, Im even noticing flowers
Posture: Great, the best its ever been.
Outfit of choice: not to tight jeans, converse, a shirt with the sleeves rolled up, top button unbuttoned, aviators. Im going for the douchebag look.
 #32 
Old 2008-05-10, 23:05
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Age: 23
Height: 6'
Weight: >200lb
Hobby: Drinking
Single: Nope... live with my girlfriend and beautiful daughter
Buddies: Umm... a handful
Good 'friends': 1
Girlfriends: 6ish
Girls slept with: Every time I try to count this, I get stuck. I think it's about 15.
Girls messed around with: No idea
Gameconsole of choice: 360
Smokes: At work and when I'm drinking or stressed, I smoke weed maybe once a week or less
Masturbates: Very rarely
Happy/content: I have to lose weight as I put on 3 stone in about a year, but I'm still happy enough with my life.
 #33 
Old 2008-05-11, 01:18
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Enset

Age: 21
Height: 5'6"
Weight: too fucking much at the moment
Hobby: cuddling my dogs
Single: Yes
Buddies: loads
Good 'friends': Maybe 7
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 1
Girls messed around with: a few
Boyfriends: 5
Boys slept with: 9
Boys messed around with: a fair few
Gameconsole of choice: eerrrm none? is that sad or is it WIN i can't decide?
Smokes: 20 superkings menthol a day, the occasional marlboro red, also do snuff
Masturbates: a few times a day
Happy/content: Not overly no... wish I was thinner and less of a headcase
 #34 
Old 2008-05-11, 01:54
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Status? I'm fuckin AMPED, that's my status.:D
 #35 
Old 2008-05-11, 02:02
thendoftheline thendoftheline is offline
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fuck it..

Me
Age: 21
Gender: male
Height: 6ft
Weight: 165
Hobby: jerkin off, guitar, goin out and drinking
Single: yeah
Buddies: i dunno.. i've had a bunch.. currently maybe 2.5 (in close vicinity)
Good 'friends' (brothers/sisters status): 8ish
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 1
Girls messed around with: 3
Gameconsole of choice: i don't have any anymore
Smokes: yeah.. trying to quit. i like american spirits
Masturbates: multiple times a day (see: probably too much)
Happy/content: i guess.. i would have liked to of fucked more, but it's my own fault. too picky. it's rough finding out that i just was incapable of going with the flow and enjoying myself with women. prides a bitch, and then you die alone and unfulfilled. better knowing at 21 than never.
 #36 
Old 2008-05-11, 03:03
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Age: 18
Height: 6'2''
Weight: 190lbs
Hobby: Being a bum
Single: Yes
Buddies: like 10?
Good 'friends': 3-4
Girlfriends: 4
Girls slept with: 2
Girls messed around with: 3
Gameconsole of choice: Dont game anymore
Smokes: If I could, but I do smoke cigs
Masturbates: once a week lately... lawl
Happy/content: Umm, things are getting slightly better.
 #37 
Old 2008-05-11, 03:25
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Age: 19
Height: 181cm
Weight: 90kg
Hobby: weights, music, movies, going out basically
Single: Yes
Buddies: hard to say
Good 'friends': 3
Girlfriends: 4
Girls slept with: 3
Girls messed around with: 10+ i guess, lots of drunken nights
Gameconsole of choice: 360
Smokes: Only pot
Masturbates: when I feel like it
Happy/content: some days
 #38 
Old 2008-05-11, 04:44
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Good idea.

Age: 20
Height: ~190cm
Weight: ~75kg
Hobby: Spending money
Single: No
Buddies: 10ish
Good 'friends': 3
Girlfriends: 5
Girls slept with: 8
Girls messed around with: (I'm to remember that?)
Gameconsole of choice: Xbox360 (PS3 I prefer but too expensive)
Smokes: Yes
Masturbates: Regularly
Happy/content: Yes
 #39 
Old 2008-05-11, 05:08
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Age: 20
Height: ~182cm
Weight: ~92kg
Hobby: COMPUTING. I go through phases though.
Single: Yes
Buddies: 20ish
Good 'friends': 8, If you count the interwebz then 12
Girlfriends: 2
Girls slept with: 2
Girls messed around with: 2...I'm not sure what messed around means, if french kissing is messing around then 3.
Gameconsole of choice: DOS, SNES
Smokes: Weed occasionally, but a bit over it.
Masturbates: ~3 times a week.
Happy/content: sorta
 #40 
Old 2008-05-11, 09:28
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Can't someone compile all this data?
I mean, we have all this information, but what to do with it?

Someone make an some totseian statistics from these numbers.
 #41 
Old 2008-05-11, 09:49
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Me
Age: 16
Height: 184cm
Weight: 71kg
Hobby: Music making, exercise, boxing, working on cars, bikes and anything with an engine.
Single: Yes
Buddies: About 20ish
Good 'friends': I have trust issues.
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: Too much of a lady to say.
Girls messed around with: Too much of a lady to tell you that too.
Game console of choice: PC
Smokes: Only Weed
Masturbates: ~6times a week
Happy/content: Yes
 #42 
Old 2008-05-11, 11:21
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TheParkinator

Trains From: Barracks
Role: Zerg Squishing
Age: Unknown
Height: 5.5'-6'
Weight: 199-210 lbs
Armament: 8mm C-14 Impaler Gauss Rifle
Hobby: Killing Alien scum.
Single: ?
Buddies: 1-199
Good 'friends': Jim Raynor, Kerrigan (Before she was infested :( ), Zeratul

Smokes: One huge mothafuckin cigar
Masturbates: lol
Happy/content: Yes
 #43 
Old 2008-05-11, 11:56
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Cytosine
Human, male

Age: 19
Height: 183 cm
Weight: 68 kg
Hobby: Reading, music.
Single: Yes.
Buddies: bout 20ish...I'm not really the type to count.
Good 'friends': 5
Girlfriends: 0.
Girls slept with: 3.
Girls messed around with: 5.
Gameconsole of choice: Wii.
Smokes: Weed, tobacco (when high), salvia...Possibly Kratom.
Masturbates: ~12 times a week.
Happy/content: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 #44 
Old 2008-05-11, 12:09
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Me
Age: 20
Height: 179cm
Weight: 62kg
Hobby: Motorbiking, snowboarding, skydiving, movies, y'know, cool shit
Single: Kind of. Shit's confusing at the moment.
Buddies: 20 or so
Good 'friends': 5
Girlfriends: 2
Girls slept with: 4
Girls messed around with: 8
Gameconsole of choice: PC, or any console Soul Caliber is on.
Smokes: Only ganja
Masturbates: 4-5 times daily during the week.
Happy/content: Very. Life is just starting....
 #45 
Old 2008-05-11, 17:34
Otsego_Amigo Otsego_Amigo is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bean_Doodle
Can't someone compile all this data?
I mean, we have all this information, but what to do with it?

Someone make an some totseian statistics from these numbers.


awesome idea...

total masturbation per week is 263. divided by 28 people gives you:

The average totsean in this thread masturbates 9.4 times per week, or 1.34 times per day.

Yoyobeck wins with 42 masturbations a week, or 6 per day. Arquin is a close second with 31.5 masturbations a week, or 4-5 per day.

The least masturbating people are Demoiselle, Docta?, and stripped, with either 0 or rarely.
 #46 
Old 2008-05-11, 17:52
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Pointless saturday thread

ITT we post our life status, whatever that may entail.

Me
Age: 40
Height: just under 6ft in me boots
Hobbies:geeky stuff, rabidshare,and translating obscure german poetry.
Weight: too much
Marital Status: Married
Women slept with: a gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell.
Guys kissed: 3
Guys slept with:2..I think.
Smokes:60 a day
Masturbates: rarely.
Happy/content: none of the above
 #47 
Old 2008-05-11, 19:05
shill shill is offline
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Age: 19
Height: 5'11
Weight: 140lb
Hobby: internet lol
Single: Yes
Buddies: 0
Good 'friends': what?
Girlfriends: 0
Girls slept with: 0
Girls messed around with: 1
Game console of choice: PC
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: Six to eight times a week
Happy/content: riding this wave called life
 #48 
Old 2008-05-11, 20:40
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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awesome idea...

total masturbation per week is 263. divided by 28 people gives you:

The average totsean in this thread masturbates 9.4 times per week, or 1.34 times per day.

Yoyobeck wins with 42 masturbations a week, or 6 per day. Arquin is a close second with 31.5 masturbations a week, or 4-5 per day.

The least masturbating people are Demoiselle, Docta?, and stripped, with either 0 or rarely.

omg awesome :D

And ye 'ol Ketch even posted!

We should compare the masturbation stats with the happyness stats and Im sure we'll find something interesting.

edit: at a quick glance, the chronic masturbators seem overall more content with their lives :D
 #49 
Old 2008-05-11, 21:24
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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Smokes:60 a day

Jesus Christ.
 #50 
Old 2008-05-12, 03:35
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Age: 19
Height: 5'6 1/2
Weight: 145 lbs
Hobby: Martial Arts of all sorts, Exericise, Reading, books on Philosophy
Single: Yep.
Buddies: Well uh...myspace count? lol, I would say about 20 peeps I would hang with
Good 'friends': 4 or 5
Girlfriends: 2
Girls slept with: 1
Girls messed around with: Does kissing count? 2-3. If not? 1
Gameconsole of choice: Playstation 3, Wii, XBox and PC all have their strengths but I'm a sony loyalist.
Smokes: Not at all
Masturbates: Too much. Usually at least once a day but I try to cut back due to the lameness of my orgasms recently.
Happy/content: Somewhat. I worry too much.
 #51 
Old 2008-05-12, 07:31
jojabr jojabr is offline
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This thread is going to depress the shit out of me. TIEM TO POAST anyway...

Me
Age: 17
Height: Something like... 5'11"? 5'10"?
Weight: 200lb
Hobby: Anime?
Single: Yes
Buddies: -zero-
Good 'friends': -zero-
Girlfriends: -zero-
Girls slept with: -zero-
Girls messed around with: -zero-
Game console of choice: PC
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: Too much to be healthy.
Highlighter in ass count: 1
Happy/content: Could be better, could be worse. Life goes on etc etc.

Fixed.

Had to.
 #52 
Old 2008-05-12, 17:40
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Age: 20
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 150-155 (fluctuates)
Hobby: drugs
Single: no
Buddies: 15
Good 'friends': 8
Girlfriends: 4
Girls slept with: 6
Girls/guys messed around with: 11
Gameconsole of choice: Xbox 360
Smokes: Yeah
Masturbates: Never when I'm with my girl, when i'm out of town like once a day
Happy/content: Yeah
 #53 
Old 2008-05-12, 18:13
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Age: 19
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 150
Hobby: school/work
Single: no
Buddies: 20+
Good 'friends': 6
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 1
Girls/guys messed around with: 1
Gameconsole of choice: Xbox 360
Smokes: Not really.
Masturbates: twice a week
Happy/content: No.
 #54 
Old 2008-05-12, 19:20
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Age: 17
Height: 6 Foot, pretty much on the nose.
Weight: Haven't dared go near the scales for a while.
Hobby: Music, Shooting & Gaming.
Single: Yep.
Buddies: 4-6. Ish.
Good 'friends': 0
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 0
Girls/guys messed around with: 1
Gameconsole of choice: PC
Smokes: Not at all.
Masturbates: Probably too much.
Happy/content: Good God no. Quite the opposite.
 #55 
Old 2008-05-12, 23:37
Docta? Docta? is offline
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Seems so weird that pretty much everyone can say how many people they've "messed about with."
 #56 
Old 2008-05-13, 00:00
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Docta?
Seems so weird that pretty much everyone can say how many people they've "messed about with."


Mine was a rough estimate based upon the awkwardness of my pre-14 years. After that everyone I "messed around with" I wound up doing.
 #57 
Old 2008-05-13, 00:09
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I thought "messed about with" meant "fucked but didnt want to sound like a slag/player/whore".
 #58 
Old 2008-05-13, 00:45
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
I thought "messed about with" meant "fucked but didnt want to sound like a slag/player/whore".


Hahahahaha "slag."
 #59 
Old 2008-05-13, 01:54
kappelpie kappelpie is offline
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I didn't realize I'm on the older side of the posters here :(
 #60 
Old 2008-05-13, 04:36
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Age: 19 (20 in 2 weeks)
Height: 5-11 ~ 6-0
Weight: 135
Hobby: Biking, Learning, Swimming
Single: No
Buddies: 6 or 7 (I have plenty of acquaintances, but I don't consider them my friends/buddies, they might)
Good 'friends': 6 or 7
Girlfriends: 5
Girls slept with: 4
Girls messed around with: 8+
Gameconsole of choice: Wii
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: Definitely more than 6 times a week. Maybe 6 times a day?
Happy/content: Content, not happy, not sad.
 #61 
Old 2008-05-13, 06:33
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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Me
Age: 19
Height: 6'1
Weight: 185
Hobby: fencing
Single: Yes
Buddies: bout 50
Good 'friends': 4
Girlfriends: 3
Girls slept with: 25
Girls messed around with: 30
Gameconsole of choice: Wii
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: once a week
Happy/content: Yes

for girls messed around with it's every girl i've had sex with + the 5 i didn't reach sex with it
for girlfriends i assume it means past ones.
 #62 
Old 2008-06-07, 00:20
DonMuttoni DonMuttoni is offline
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65.67674%
 #63 
Old 2008-06-07, 05:57
NoSkills NoSkills is offline
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Age: 19
Height: 166cm
Weight: girls don't say
Hobby: -
Single: No
Buddies: about 15
Good 'friends': 3
Boyfriends: 3
Guys slept with: 1
Girls messed around with: 2
Gameconsole of choice: -
Smokes: Nope
Masturbates: ~ 1 fortnight
Happy/content: Yes
 #64 
Old 2008-06-07, 06:15
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Me
Age: 22
Height: 175cm??
Weight: 80kg??
Hobby: Partying, science, writing, movies, reading, music, debate, totse, technology, environmental stuff
Single: Yes
Buddies: 100's
Good 'friends': heaps
Girlfriends: 1 or nil
Girls slept with: "Gentlemen don't kiss and tell"
Gameconsole of choice: SNES
Smokes: Cigees when drunk, choof
Masturbates: Whenever the mood strikes, it varies
Happy/content: No, I'm working on it
 #65 
Old 2008-06-07, 06:32
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Age: 21
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150ish lbs (hourglass, baby)
Hobby: hula hooping (and making hoops), kittens, video games, drugs, my dog
Single: Nope, coming up on 2 years with my chico.
Buddies: I don't know, quite a few.
Good 'friends': 2
Boyfriends: 2
Boys slept with: 7
Boys messed around with: 7. I don't think I've messed around with anyone I didn't fuck. Not that I can recall anyway. Well, I guess I've made out with a few guys I never slept with, does that count?
Gameconsole of choice: Wii
Smokes: Not cigarettes.
Masturbates: a few times a week
Happy/content: Yup. I just got new baby kitten and she's absolutely precious. I also got a sweet new car. I just saw my favourite band, going to see another of my favourites in July. Oh, and I just got my tickets for Shambhala and Burning Man. So yeah, my life is pretty rosy right now :).
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Old 2008-06-07, 06:46
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Age: 23
Height: 6'7" (202cm)
Weight: 102kg
Hobby: computers, gaming, socializing, beach, gym, clubbing, surfing and my soon-to-be motorbike :D
Single: ... Unattached
Buddies: IRL: 20(ish?)
Good 'friends': 2, maybe 3.
Girlfriends: 10 proper relationships, starting when I was 14. Prior to 14 there were many more however, probably don't count due to age.
Girls slept with: *Far* too many to count. Something I'm ashamed of now, too.
Girls messed around with: See above.
Gameconsole of choice: PS3.
Smokes: Quit for over 5 years now.
Masturbates: 0 to 14 times a week.
Happy/content: :)
 #67 
Old 2008-06-07, 07:12
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Nothing else to do. My past two weeks off of school have consisted of nothing but work, Zantherus, Dark Cloud (hey I JUST got a PS2 :P) and Chrono Trigger.

Me
Age: 17
Height: 5'2 :(
Weight: 130lb
Hobby: Linux, Bboying
Single: Yes
Buddies: I dunno, quite a few
Good 'friends': 2 or 3
Girlfriends: 1
Girls slept with: 0
Girls messed around with: 1
Game console of choice: Wii
Smokes: Haven't in a long time
Masturbates: ehh too much
Happy/content: Meh, I don't think about it. Probably not.
 #68 
Old 2008-06-07, 07:27
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^I'm a creepy man with an amish beard, I'll take your virginity
 
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