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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-05-10, 03:05
Arrow2brain Arrow2brain is offline
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Default Boners!

read below, whoops.
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Old 2008-05-10, 03:06
Arrow2brain Arrow2brain is offline
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So I'm in high school; me a junior, dating her, a freshmen. In my opinion shes the sexiest girl I've ever been with, shes pale and slim and looks like a sexy librarian... I'm a virgin, but I've gotten bjs before so its not an issue of no experience. Because of shitty parent issues, she can't hang out with me too much outside school (maybe once every other week). When I'm with her at school, I'm always hugging her from the front or the back and just holding her and brushing the sides of her boobs and all... Combine this with her running her nails along the backside of my hand (GOD DAMN that feels good), I get a boner nearly every time. And since we haven't gone past making out yet ( :( ), I need to remedy this situation so she doesn't notice and so it doesn't become awkward.

How do I get rid of a boner when I'm holding the cutest girl I've ever seen, who at the moment seems completely infatuated with me? Think of England?
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Old 2008-05-10, 03:21
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Wait....you brush her boobs? Thats gross dude.
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Old 2008-05-10, 03:31
Mufasa09 Mufasa09 is offline
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Wait, wait..so you want to go past making out, but you want to get rid of the key ingredient?
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Old 2008-05-10, 04:31
baliente baliente is offline
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Show it to her.

Either she loves it and problem solved, you get laid; or she hates it and problem solved, you lose your boner.
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Old 2008-05-10, 05:48
Fonzy Fonzy is offline
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Originally Posted by Arrow2brain
So I'm in high school; me a junior, dating her, a freshmen. In my opinion shes the sexiest girl I've ever been with, shes pale and slim and looks like a sexy librarian... I'm a virgin, but I've gotten bjs before so its not an issue of no experience. Because of shitty parent issues, she can't hang out with me too much outside school (maybe once every other week). When I'm with her at school, I'm always hugging her from the front or the back and just holding her and brushing the sides of her boobs and all... Combine this with her running her nails along the backside of my hand (GOD DAMN that feels good), I get a boner nearly every time. And since we haven't gone past making out yet ( :( ), I need to remedy this situation so she doesn't notice and so it doesn't become awkward.

How do I get rid of a boner when I'm holding the cutest girl I've ever seen, who at the moment seems completely infatuated with me? Think of England?


You don't lose it, you go to her house and fuck her.
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Old 2008-05-10, 06:47
NudistDudist NudistDudist is offline
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USE THE BCM

boner concealing move:

grab the boner, as if scratching ur crotch, and pull it so it is pointing upwards, tucked behind the top of ur pants/belt.

and she will like it lol, the above is only for other ppl lol. trust me she will like it haha. o and give a good grope sqeeze pinch and rub, no brushing, especially in public, molesta la bewbez.
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Old 2008-05-10, 07:32
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fappin 2 noodz
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Shes gonna be so offended by your tiny hard on you better tuck that shit!
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Old 2008-05-10, 11:34
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Perhaps play it cool in school a bit, tease her by not showing too much attention in public, then surprise her when you're on your own.

It means less bonerage and she might like you a little more.
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Old 2008-05-10, 18:40
Arrow2brain Arrow2brain is offline
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USE THE BCM

My dicks got a slight downward curve, so doing that kinda hurts.

Perhaps play it cool in school a bit, tease her by not showing too much attention in public, then surprise her when you're on your own.

It means less bonerage and she might like you a little more.

Winnar!
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Old 2008-05-11, 00:48
Caoltan Caoltan is offline
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My dicks got a slight downward curve, so doing that kinda hurts.


Downward curve Confused
Really?

That must be...awkward
 #12 
Old 2008-05-11, 01:10
Enset Enset is offline
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If someone hugged me and got a boner I would be well flattered. So yeah don't worry about it.
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Old 2008-05-11, 04:23
stab stab is offline
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^ That's generally how I've found it from the other side, as well. The girl gets embarassed and flattered, which is a very nice position to have her in.
 
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