I want to bang my english professor so bad. She's not super hot or anything but she's pretty enough, and intelligent. Me and her are constantly sparring in class because she is very liberal and leftist and I am a Fascist, but I can tell she likes it. Sometimes she gets angry at me, other times all she does is giggle when I talk to her. I am not totally sure, but there is a slight chance she finds me attractive from the vibes I get from her. She is a little bit taller than me (Im about 5'8 she's like 5'10) so that is the biggest barrier.

Another barrier: she has a boyfriend of 7 years. It's some old commie fag. How do I bang her?!?!!

She is, of course, a perfect specimen of aryan heritage, correct?

Start flirting with daily apples on her desk.

lol, you're proof hs is too easy

Brilliant!

lol, you're proof hs is too easy

I'm actually in the top 3 grades wise in 4 of my 5 classes. What grades do you get at your sped community college, Dummy?

I'm actually in the top 3 grades wise in 4 of my 5 classes. What grades do you get at your sped community college, Dummy?

sigh...

fuck some other bitch. if ur just trying to fuck her, y u care bout intel. ? so she is hella smart to do hard positions? and BF of 7 years, just fuck another bithc dood.

how do you not see the appeal of fucking a college professor?

how do you not see the appeal of fucking a college professor?

This.

To the OP: Totse isn't a seduction advice website, go look one of those up. Me, I'd just try and get her on her own and see what happens.

Make her out to be an emotional tampon? I've got no idea if that would work, but if you started telling her about your girlfriend, she might see you more as a potential boyfriend than a quirky little student.

Maybe.



fuck some other bitch. if ur just trying to fuck her, y u care bout intel. ? so she is hella smart to do hard positions? and BF of 7 years, just fuck another bithc dood.

I don't think she would want to date me, but I have a feeling I may be able to get her to fuck.


To the OP: Totse isn't a seduction advice website, go look one of those up. Me, I'd just try and get her on her own and see what happens.


I've tried this before, but there's always some kind of nerdy Asian student who stays behind class to talk to her (the student is a girl). The girl may or may not have seen something going on between the professor and me because when I was speaking to her she asked us if we wanted some privacy. Could've been totally innocent though.

Isn't making a girl laugh a lot a sign that she finds you attractive? I could say the dumbest thing and this professor will be laughing hysterical. It may be nervous laughter though, as she thinks I'm scary too. (a lot of women though, from what I've learn, can mix up fear and attraction and hence fear can play a role in making you attractive to her).

Brilliant!



I'm actually in the top 3 grades wise in 4 of my 5 classes. What grades do you get at your sped community college, Dummy?

um, i doubt it. you sound like a dumb ass. total dumb ass

Maybe.





I don't think she would want to date me, but I have a feeling I may be able to get her to fuck.




I've tried this before, but there's always some kind of nerdy Asian student who stays behind class to talk to her (the student is a girl). The girl may or may not have seen something going on between the professor and me because when I was speaking to her she asked us if we wanted some privacy. Could've been totally innocent though.

Isn't making a girl laugh a lot a sign that she finds you attractive? I could say the dumbest thing and this professor will be laughing hysterical. It may be nervous laughter though, as she thinks I'm scary too. (a lot of women though, from what I've learn, can mix up fear and attraction and hence fear can play a role in making you attractive to her).

Tell the azn chick: "We need private fucky sucky time. You guard door and we love you long time.:;)

When chicks dig you, they make you feel like a comedian (quoted from another totsean, gotta give credit). Try dropping hints, asking what she's doing after class, or during the weekend.

This is dumb. Unless this is a community college and this professor has no aspirations of career climbing, you aren't going to land this snatch tanto. You've got to be some huge catch for her to even consider comprimising her job and even then you've got around zero chance. so while it may be nice to hear all these suggestions humoring you, how bout chasing some tail that doesnt have that career preservation motive?

first of all this professor is at most, 4-5 years older than me. I am 20 and she's probably in her mid 20's. Second, I hear stories all the time about how high school teachers and middle school teachers are fucking their 12-15 year old students! So why is it so ridiculous between two consenting adults? How does she put her carreer on the line, I am about to finish my semester at this school this year.

To the latter question I'm not interested in most of the girls my age, I'm not what they're looking for and they're not what I'm looking for. The vast majority of women bore me, due to them being braindead, while this chick is actually interesting and intelligent, first time I've met a member of the opposite sex like this.


um, i doubt it. you sound like a dumb ass. total dumb ass

omg i noe. U R sooo much. smarter thanme. I can tell from the fact that you don't capitalize letters after a period that you are a lazy, braindead stoner proto-human.

If you want to bang your professor, first you need to post a pointless thread on a forum full of horny adolescents, in order to formulate some sort of zany scheme.


oh shit, wait...

first of all this professor is at most, 4-5 years older than me. I am 20 and she's probably in her mid 20's. Second, I hear stories all the time about how high school teachers and middle school teachers are fucking their 12-15 year old students! So why is it so ridiculous between two consenting adults? How does she put her carreer on the line, I am about to finish my semester at this school this year.

To the latter question I'm not interested in most of the girls my age, I'm not what they're looking for and they're not what I'm looking for. The vast majority of women bore me, due to them being braindead, while this chick is actually interesting and intelligent, first time I've met a member of the opposite sex like this.



omg i noe. U R sooo much. smarter thanme. I can tell from the fact that you don't capitalize letters after a period that you are a lazy, braindead stoner proto-human.

mkay? i didn't realize i was being published. maybe i should go back and edit all of that. fucking dumb ass....

mkay? i didn't realize i was being published. maybe i should go back and edit all of that. fucking dumb ass....

Congratulations. I'm man enough to admit when I have been successfully trolled :D

you're the reason totse has gone to shit, slap yourself