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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-05-09, 17:26
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Default some basic fundamentals for those trying to get some

take a look at yourself in the mirror. if you see something you dont like, fix it. run more. workout more. whatever. don't rush though. no hurry. Any insecurity you have, a woman will have it 10 times worse. women are rarely satisfied with their bodies, even the hot ones. so yeah, work out but don't wait for a better body to start trying to pick up. start talking to girls now.
if youve ever worked retail as a cashier or whatever, you know how to talk to girls. talk to them as casually as you would to any customer you were ringing up a big mac for. there is nothing special about voice, tone, or style of talking necessary. speak clearly, slowly, and calmly. this is key. a lot of people try to talk differently and end up sounding blatantly fake.
have a plan, no matter how shitty. dont pick a girl up and ask her where she wants to go, even if you want her to decide. suggest a place, and then ask for her suggestion. this is basic alpha male stuff. most women would rather be followers than leaders at a subconscious level. always know what you want to do, dont be demanding though. authoritativeness breeds rebelliousness. simply be confident. relationships led by women always fail faster because they never know what they want.
how do you think of women, really? there's no such thing as a woman out of your league. In all walks of life, women behave under certain principles. these are biological ones and will show themselves in any environment. This doesn't mean realistically go after a female attorney or doctor or CEO. it's just means of not getting intimidated by girls you know.
the more you try, the more chances you have. luck is probability taken personally. don't take rejection personally. there are many products out there, and not all are suited for you.I'll add more later. Yes, I am a bit sexist. If a female is offended by this, I welcome any success story from a woman that led a functioning relationship where she made most of the decisions. Post details please.
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Old 2008-05-09, 17:34
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a woman will have it 10 times worse. women are rarely satisfied with their bodies, even the hot ones.


yeah exactley, everyone has something about them they don't like, just because they're attractive doesn't mean they're any less likely to connect with you.
 #3 
Old 2008-05-09, 17:43
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*****
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Old 2008-05-09, 18:13
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Yes, I am a bit sexist. If a female is offended by this, I welcome any success story from a woman that led a functioning relationship where she made most of the decisions. Post details please.

I can find success stories of black people who love fried chicken. Does that help?

The only girls who would date sexist guy like the kind you want every guy to be is stupid.

Its terrible. Sexism is so easily accepted when it's just as bad as racism, now all these people act like theyre proud of the fact. It's just disgusting.
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Old 2008-05-09, 18:19
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I can find success stories of black people who love fried chicken. Does that help?

The only girls who would date sexist guy like the kind you want every guy to be is stupid.

Its terrible. Sexism is so easily accepted when it's just as bad as racism, now all these people act like theyre proud of the fact. It's just disgusting.


If it helps, I'm very loving and caring to my girlfriend.

I believe there are women out there with higher IQs than me, with more money than me, in higher positions of power than me, etc. I don't believe women are intellectually inferior. I do believe though that when you leave the classroom and clock out of work roles change and different rules apply. I REFUSE to go against my experiences and intuition just because it's doesn't satisfy your idealist expectations of reality. Men and women are different. Relationships aren't logical, so no need to try and rationalize. I'm pushing for what WORKS.
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Old 2008-05-09, 18:20
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This thread should be titles some basic fundamentals for MEN trying to get some.

I'm female.... and trying to get some. This thread didn't help at all.

FAIL
 #7 
Old 2008-05-09, 18:49
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First off, everyone going "OMG SEXIST" probably just has no idea of how relationships work.

Men and women are different, get used to it. It's just the way the world works.

This thread should be titles some basic fundamentals for MEN trying to get some.

I'm female.... and trying to get some. This thread didn't help at all.

FAIL

All you need to do is NOT be ugly. Can you do that? If you can, I guarantee dick will come flying at you like bullets in Vietnam.
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Old 2008-05-09, 19:38
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Default Re: some basic fundamentals for those trying to get some

I can find success stories of black people who love fried chicken. Does that help?

The only girls who would date sexist guy like the kind you want every guy to be is stupid.

Its terrible. Sexism is so easily accepted when it's just as bad as racism, now all these people act like theyre proud of the fact. It's just disgusting.

Yeah, because we all know that men and women are the same. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

...sorry, but genetics predispose men to being men and women to being women. What defines each? Men strive for leadership. Women strive for emotional security. Are there exceptions? No shit there are...but exceptions don't eliminate the rule. Biology will never submit to feminism, no matter how hard man-haters wish otherwise.
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Old 2008-05-09, 20:07
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All you need to do is NOT be ugly. Can you do that? If you can, I guarantee dick will come flying at you like bullets in Vietnam.

Can I do that? How am I supposed to know if I'm ugly or not? You can't judge yourself. I've posted pics before.... so you tell me lol.
 #10 
Old 2008-05-09, 20:23
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Seriously, what point have you made here that no other male on Totse already knows? Anywho, pretty easy to say how to do these things, it's entirely a different ball game when trying to encorporate these things into your game.
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Old 2008-05-09, 20:52
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Default Re: some basic fundamentals for those trying to get some

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Originally Posted by Diesel
Seriously, what point have you made here that no other male on Totse already knows? Anywho, pretty easy to say how to do these things, it's entirely a different ball game when trying to encorporate these things into your game.


Yeah, it's a different game incorporating any knowledge into the realm of action...that doesn't make it difficult though. All you have to do is not give a shit whether you look stupid for a minute or not. Facing the chance of embarrassment/failure is the only way to succeed. This is why shy guys tend to hook up with girls that fail as life forms...they don't have the balls to risk rejection. The sad part of it all, is that they don't risk rejection because deep down, they know they're too much of a pussy to handle rejection.

A wimp of a man isn't any good to himself or others in a relationship. He needs to toughen up and build some character before he gets into the dating game; if he doesn't, he's going to spend a good portion of his life ignoring his faults and letting them grow while he hops from one dysfunctional relationship to another in an attempt to run from himself. For some though, it keeps them away from suicidal depression long enough for them to decide they need to face themselves...to each their own.
 #12 
Old 2008-05-10, 02:59
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Yeah, because we all know that men and women are the same. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

...sorry, but genetics predispose men to being men and women to being women. What defines each? Men strive for leadership. Women strive for emotional security. Are there exceptions? No shit there are...but exceptions don't eliminate the rule. Biology will never submit to feminism, no matter how hard man-haters wish otherwise.

Umm im not saying men and women are exactly the same

im saying peoples personalities are not pre-determined by biology as much as you want to believe it.


this goes back to the bell curve saying race determines intelligence.

and im not a man-hater at all , i just dont like any isms.
 #13 
Old 2008-05-10, 13:04
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1. Get job
2. Save money
3. http://www.cityvibe.com/
 #14 
Old 2008-05-10, 13:12
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NO WAY??!!!!

EEK!


Thankyou, though.
+10 invisible rep
 #15 
Old 2008-05-10, 14:14
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The game's to be sold man, not told.
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Old 2008-05-10, 14:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zay
take a look at yourself in the mirror. if you see something you dont like, fix it. run more. workout more. whatever. don't rush though. no hurry. Any insecurity you have, a woman will have it 10 times worse. women are rarely satisfied with their bodies, even the hot ones. so yeah, work out but don't wait for a better body to start trying to pick up. start talking to girls now.
if youve ever worked retail as a cashier or whatever, you know how to talk to girls. talk to them as casually as you would to any customer you were ringing up a big mac for. there is nothing special about voice, tone, or style of talking necessary. speak clearly, slowly, and calmly. this is key. a lot of people try to talk differently and end up sounding blatantly fake.
have a plan, no matter how shitty. dont pick a girl up and ask her where she wants to go, even if you want her to decide. suggest a place, and then ask for her suggestion. this is basic alpha male stuff. most women would rather be followers than leaders at a subconscious level. always know what you want to do, dont be demanding though. authoritativeness breeds rebelliousness. simply be confident. relationships led by women always fail faster because they never know what they want.
how do you think of women, really? there's no such thing as a woman out of your league. In all walks of life, women behave under certain principles. these are biological ones and will show themselves in any environment. This doesn't mean realistically go after a female attorney or doctor or CEO. it's just means of not getting intimidated by girls you know.
the more you try, the more chances you have. luck is probability taken personally. don't take rejection personally. there are many products out there, and not all are suited for you.I'll add more later. Yes, I am a bit sexist. If a female is offended by this, I welcome any success story from a woman that led a functioning relationship where she made most of the decisions. Post details please.


Shut up, you are an ASShole!
 #17 
Old 2008-05-11, 01:11
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Shut up, you are an ASShole!

I saw you were the last poster so I clicked on this thread hoping for a good flame. This was terrible, and now I'm disappointed I wasted time reading the thread.
 #18 
Old 2008-05-15, 06:00
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Umm im not saying men and women are exactly the same

im saying peoples personalities are not pre-determined by biology as much as you want to believe it.


this goes back to the bell curve saying race determines intelligence.

and im not a man-hater at all , i just dont like any isms.

Hah. You're an Ismism. You dislike racist people and sexist people. So you dislike a big group of people. Funny. Racist people dislike a big group of people. Sexist people dislike a big group of people.

Doesn't that just throw you right into the boat with all the racists and sexists you dislike?
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Old 2008-05-15, 07:14
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Hah. You're an Ismism. You dislike racist people and sexist people. So you dislike a big group of people. Funny. Racist people dislike a big group of people. Sexist people dislike a big group of people.

Doesn't that just throw you right into the boat with all the racists and sexists you dislike?

and Im sure youre also gonna say people who hate Nazis are fascist?
 #20 
Old 2008-05-15, 08:01
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Default Re: some basic fundamentals for those trying to get some

Umm im not saying men and women are exactly the same

im saying peoples personalities are not pre-determined by biology as much as you want to believe it.


this goes back to the bell curve saying race determines intelligence.

and im not a man-hater at all , i just dont like any isms.

The Bell Curve doesn't say race determines intelligence, just that whites and Asians tend to perform better on IQ tests. Which only says race determines intelligence if you trust IQ tests as an accurate measure of intellect.

Nor am I saying biology determines personalities; I'm just saying that biology performs its task when it comes to mating, and no amount of feminist brain-washing can change that.
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Old 2008-05-15, 08:30
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The Bell Curve doesn't say race determines intelligence, just that whites and Asians tend to perform better on IQ tests. Which only says race determines intelligence if you trust IQ tests as an accurate measure of intellect.

Nor am I saying biology determines personalities; I'm just saying that biology performs its task when it comes to mating, and no amount of feminist brain-washing can change that.

according to biology all women should want to have babies. this is obviously not the case. you seem to write off any notion that doesnt agree with raw neanderthal biology as "feminist brainwashing".

also the bell curve is concentrated testing. you can get virtually any result you want, especially in things like social sciences.
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Old 2008-05-15, 16:31
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according to biology all women should want to have babies. this is obviously not the case. you seem to write off any notion that doesnt agree with raw neanderthal biology as "feminist brainwashing".

also the bell curve is concentrated testing. you can get virtually any result you want, especially in things like social sciences.

Are you serious? Like- seriously serious?

First off, it isn't "raw neanderthall biology" it's a well known fact that while men produce large amounts of testosterone, women produce estrogen. Because of this men are naturally stronger. Also, evolutionary biology indicates that because of this, men are more apt to be the hunters. Note that this isn't universal, but it is more prevalent among functional society. Since they're the hunters, they're naturally better at things like spacial relations, basic maths, and other things.

I'm not saying women can't be good at these things. I'm saying men are typically better. I mean, seriously, point out one great female scientist for every great male scientist. The discreptancies are amazing. It's not just sexism, either, because a lot of male scientists actually worked for little to no money (Like Descartes, or Tesla.)

It's not that women are inferior, I'm not saying that. But what I am saying is that you excell in different areas of the mind and body. Think about the nude woman, it looks much better than the nude man. It's in art a lot more, it has a nice figure, you get boobs... come on.
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Old 2008-05-15, 16:35
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I saw you were the last poster so I clicked on this thread hoping for a good flame. This was terrible, and now I'm disappointed I wasted time reading the thread.

I am not responsible for your expectations.

If it helps, I'm very loving and caring to my girlfriend.

I believe there are women out there with higher IQs than me, with more money than me, in higher positions of power than me, etc. I don't believe women are intellectually inferior. I do believe though that when you leave the classroom and clock out of work roles change and different rules apply. I REFUSE to go against my experiences and intuition just because it's doesn't satisfy your idealist expectations of reality. Men and women are different. Relationships aren't logical, so no need to try and rationalize. I'm pushing for what WORKS.

Lol, relationships can't be rationalized?

Can I do that? How am I supposed to know if I'm ugly or not? You can't judge yourself. I've posted pics before.... so you tell me lol.

Shut up, you are already falling into the traps of insecure bitches. Is that what you want?
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Old 2008-05-15, 17:52
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I am not responsible for your expectations.



Lol, relationships can't be rationalized?



Shut up, you are already falling into the traps of insecure bitches. Is that what you want?

You're really off of your A game, CB.
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Old 2008-05-15, 22:20
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I can find success stories of black people who love fried chicken. Does that help?

The only girls who would date sexist guy like the kind you want every guy to be is stupid.

Its terrible. Sexism is so easily accepted when it's just as bad as racism, now all these people act like theyre proud of the fact. It's just disgusting.

STFU bitch and get back in the kitchen.

I'm female.... and trying to get some. This thread didn't help at all.

Sorry, but you've failed before you even got started.

No female should ever have to try to get some.

You're definitely doing something seriously wrong.
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Old 2008-05-15, 22:22
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according to biology all women should want to have babies. this is obviously not the case. you seem to write off any notion that doesnt agree with raw neanderthal biology as "feminist brainwashing".

also the bell curve is concentrated testing. you can get virtually any result you want, especially in things like social sciences.

You're so fucking stupid it hurts my brain.

You're probably also a creationist, aren't you?
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Old 2008-05-15, 22:25
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What attracts men to women and what attracts women to men is COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT.

You do not need "raw neanderthal biology" or fancy sociology statistics to show this. All you need is a brain and two eyes.

Although the statistics do help to backup what is glaringly obvious to anyone with an IQ in the triple digits.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:23
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You're so fucking stupid it hurts my brain.

You're probably also a creationist, aren't you?

Uh, hell no. I am an agnostic who firmly believes in science and evolution, I just acknowledge the fact we have actually EVOLVED.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:25
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Originally Posted by gadzooks
What attracts men to women and what attracts women to men is COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT.

You do not need "raw neanderthal biology" or fancy sociology statistics to show this. All you need is a brain and two eyes.

Although the statistics do help to backup what is glaringly obvious to anyone with an IQ in the triple digits.


The only sociology reference I was making was about the bell curve.


What attracts certain men to women women to men , men to men, and women to women are all different. Everyone is an individual who has their own personal preferences.

Sorry, but we aren't all cavewomen looking for cavemen, i think that would be glaringly obvious nowadays. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:25
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Uh, hell no. I am an agnostic who firmly believes in science and evolution, I just acknowledge the fact we have actually EVOLVED.

"The, uh- magic man, er...- the magic man in the sky did it!"
 #31 
Old 2008-05-15, 23:28
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STFU bitch and get back in the kitchen.




Thanks for proving your stereotypical sexist internet-boy reply and not even bothering to challenge the points I've made.
 #32 
Old 2008-05-15, 23:30
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"The, uh- magic man, er...- the magic man in the sky did it!"

What part of I don't follow a religion or profess a belief in a god don't you understand?
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:31
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Sorry, but we aren't all cavewomen looking for cavemen, i think that would be glaringly obvious nowadays. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

You just like to think that you function in an entirely different way than the rest of us, but the truth is, YOU DON'T.

You might try to, and for all we know, maybe you actually succeed to some degree.

But to discount countless scientific studies on the basis that you seem to "feel" like you're more evolved than the rest of us, is absolutely laughable.

Not to mention, the fact that you claimed Zay's post was in any way shape or form sexist or even incorrect in his assumptions...

Well, that just goes to show that you have horrible observational skills and a serious lack in critical thinking skills to top it all off.

Try observing your fellow human beings from time to time and you might learn a thing or two.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:35
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You just like to think that you function in an entirely different way than the rest of us, but the truth is, YOU DON'T.

You might try to, and for all we know, maybe you actually succeed to some degree.

But to discount countless scientific studies on the basis that you seem to "feel" like you're more evolved than the rest of us, is absolutely laughable.

Not to mention, the fact that you claimed Zay's post was in any way shape or form sexist or even incorrect in his assumptions...

Well, that just goes to show that you have horrible observational skills and a serious lack in critical thinking skills to top it all off.

Try observing your fellow human beings from time to time and you might learn a thing or two.
Im not saying Im "more evolved" than the rest of you, I was saying the human race in itself is more evolved than what you are giving credit for, rather than reducing it down to stereotypes on outdated primitive notions.

I stand my ground that the original post was sexist. I don't see how it wouldn't be. Why don't you replace "women" with "black people". Maybe you'll see where Im coming from.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:36
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What part of I don't follow a religion or profess a belief in a god don't you understand?

Do you understand the teleological argument? Do you understand evolution? Do you get the theoretical physics behind the "big bang?"

You're not a smart agnostic unless you understand shit like that.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:37
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Im not saying Im "more evolved" than the rest of you, I was saying the human race in itself is more evolved than what you are giving credit for, rather than reducing it down to stereotypes on outdated primitive notions.

I stand my ground that the original post was sexist. I don't see how it wouldn't be. Why don't you replace "women" with "black people". Maybe you'll see where Im coming from.

Racism is justified as well. Wikipedia "IQ and race."
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:39
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Racism is justified as well. Wikipedia "IQ and race."

Then there is no point in arguing, really. Im not going to deconvince a rascist, sexist person who labels and throws a blanket over a group of people and refuses to see them as individuals.
 #38 
Old 2008-05-15, 23:42
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Do you understand the teleological argument? Do you understand evolution? Do you get the theoretical physics behind the "big bang?"

You're not a smart agnostic unless you understand shit like that.

Of course I do, but the teleological argument is more philosophical than scientific, god is an idea that cannot be proven or disproven by science.

And yes Im well aware of the history of evolution and the cosmological model of the big bang theory. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:43
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Im not saying Im "more evolved" than the rest of you, I was saying the human race in itself is more evolved than what you are giving credit for, rather than reducing it down to stereotypes on outdated primitive notions.

I stand my ground that the original post was sexist. I don't see how it wouldn't be. Why don't you replace "women" with "black people". Maybe you'll see where Im coming from.

Wow. First of all, there is a HUGE difference between comparing two different races and comparing genders.

Men and women are immensely different. For one thing, we're motivated by different needs, goals, and desires.

If you're not willing to accept scientific evidence, and you aren't able to discern this kind of thing on your own with a little observation combined with some further introspection, then there is really no other way to convince you.

Normally I wouldn't really care, but the fact that you branded anyone who notices the differences between men and women as sexist is a bit shocking.

Your assumptions are completely false and lack a lot more basis than what the rest of us have against them.

So kindly take your accusations of sexism and shove them up your... Well, you get the idea.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:46
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Of course I do, but the teleological argument is more philosophical than scientific, god is an idea that cannot be proven or disproven by science.

And yes Im well aware of the history of evolution and the cosmological model of the big bang theory. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

okgreatjustmakinsure.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:48
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Wow. First of all, there is a HUGE difference between comparing two different races and comparing genders.

Men and women are immensely different. For one thing, we're motivated by different needs, goals, and desires.

If you're not willing to accept scientific evidence, and you aren't able to discern this kind of thing on your own with a little observation combined with some further introspection, then there is really no other way to convince you.

Normally I wouldn't really care, but the fact that you branded anyone who notices the differences between men and women as sexist is a bit shocking.

Your assumptions are completely false and lack a lot more basis than what the rest of us have against them.

So kindly take your accusations of sexism and shove them up your... Well, you get the idea.

OF COURSE THERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

The original post, however, made a complete assumption for an ENTIRE GENDER on personal preferences which are NOT defined by science. If that were true we would all like the same kind of people and all date the same kind and be attracted to the same thing. THAT IS NOT TRUE, AND THAT IS ALL THAT I AM SAYING, And THAT is how the original post is sexist.

People are INDIVIDUALS who havent different goals, needs, etc. There are women who want a lot of sex, there are men who don't. There are men who want children, There are women who don't. We don't all fit a mold is all I am saying.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:50
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Then there is no point in arguing, really. Im not going to deconvince a rascist, sexist person who labels and throws a blanket over a group of people and refuses to see them as individuals.

Areyouseriouslylabelingmebecauseofmybeliefs?

Look at it this way, girl. I know plenty of black people. I'm from Chicago for christsake. You say you listen to science and statistics concerning religion, but you're not listening to the SOLID evidence from PLENTY of studies. The fact of the matter is this: Women are PROVEN to have a lower IQ than men. Note that this solidifies nothing, I know you may say: "OMG IHAVEAFRIENDKARENANDSHE'SSMARTERTHANMOSTGUYSOMG" please note that no one cares. There's always a few exceptions to social rules. The fact of the matter is that there are a lot of male scientists, and a few female. The fact of the matter is that men control this society for a goddamn reason.

Seriously, listen to reason and stop sounding like a cunt.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:54
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OF COURSE THERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

The original post, however, made a complete assumption for an ENTIRE GENDER on personal preferences which are NOT defined by science. If that were true we would all like the same kind of people and all date the same kind and be attracted to the same thing. THAT IS NOT TRUE, AND THAT IS ALL THAT I AM SAYING, And THAT is how the original post is sexist.

People are INDIVIDUALS who havent different goals, needs, etc. There are women who want a lot of sex, there are men who don't. There are men who want children, There are women who don't. We don't all fit a mold is all I am saying.

The point is that the VAST majority of us tend to fall into those categories, or at least very close.

And a lot of us are more motivated by our primal urges than we'd like to admit.

Anyway, anyone who wants to increase their chances of finding a mate will have to abide by nature's rules. Which means, accepting our predestined notions such as those expressed in this thread.
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Old 2008-05-15, 23:56
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you
re

all
so stupid

didn't

you know!

that men and women

are only

separated

by

TWO

count them

ONE, TWO

letters!

what!

can you not comprehend

the enormity

the, gigantic

monstrous

cataclysmic, even!

the proportions of this revelation

will surely bring

peace,

love,

respect;

and unity

to all of

man kind!
 #45 
Old 2008-05-15, 23:57
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^Could you please reformat your post into something more readable and a little less obnoxious?
 #46 
Old 2008-05-15, 23:59
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^Could you please reformat your post into something more readable?

your request

has brought

about
a

most unequaled

indeed the equation

can NOT

be equalized!

something is...

so...

so...

TERRIBLY

wrong!

but I feel that

in due course

all things

will of course

resolve themselves

like

they should!

short answer:

absolutely not! this is ART

art
 #47 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:00
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That's like some kind of haiku on crack... :p
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:02
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Anyway, Rizzo, your views on gender differences (or lack thereof), while poetic as they may be, are not exactly relevant to the point of this thread.

You need to learn to acknowledge and accept gender differences if you want to gain a deeper understanding of how we function. It's not so practical to think of things in such a lofty way.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:04
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Well then I guess I should treat all women and black people I meet as a bunch of dumbshits, because according to you guys "SOCIAL SCIENCE SAYS ITS TRUE OMG"

You refuse to acknowledge the fact that any result can be made. If I got a bunch of trailer park stupid men and college educated women, gee I wonder who would score higher? Would that prove women are smarter than men? No, because PEOPLE are PEOPLE, and they should be treated that way. The more we label each other and reduce each other down to lowest common denominator the more conflict we induce amongst ourselves. It's sad because you are both seemingly trying to justify racist and sexist prejudices using flimsy social scientific studies and the assumption that we have no individual personality in what we want out of a mater beyond "pre-determined" notions, which are not always true, and therefore, shouldn't even be used as a guide.

I can't wait to hear you guys explain the only reason gay people exist is because daddy wasn't around.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:05
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Anyway, Rizzo, your views on gender differences (or lack thereof), while poetic as they may be, are not exactly relevant to the point of this thread.

You need to learn to acknowledge and accept gender differences if you want to gain a deeper understanding of how we function. It's not so practical to think of things in such a lofty way.


I was trying to lighten up the thread...

no need to get all

therioussss on me :(



I can't wait to hear you guys explain the only reason gay people exist is because daddy wasn't around.

or maybe daddy was around a bit too much

if you know

what I'm
sayin'
 #51 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:10
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according to biology all women should want to have babies. this is obviously not the case.

Nah. We all have the ability of intellect which tempers our biological urges, but deep down almost every human action and interaction is rooted in basic biological instinct and drive.

Women may not make the concious decision to want to have children, but the vast majority of them engage in sex and relationships both of which have one purpose; to make babies. Just because we go out of our way to intellectually avoid having children doesnt mean our bodies arent trying to counteract it.

Hell take a look attraction/relationships. Attraction exists in a darwinian sense, its the way the species makes itself stronger. Certain animals have different methods of reproduction but all exist to strengthen and propegate that particular species. And if we did follow our intellects anyone who had an intellectually pleasing (good person) personality would be rolling in the pussy over bitches and dicks who have always dominated it. Thats not the case, attraction exists to weed out the weaker and promote the stronger. Sure we surpass our biology in some arenas but overall we remain slaves to it in a myriad of ways.
 #52 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:11
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You refuse to acknowledge the fact that any result can be made. If I got a bunch of trailer park stupid men and college educated women, gee I wonder who would score higher? Would that prove women are smarter than men? No, because PEOPLE are PEOPLE, and they should be treated that way. The more we label each other and reduce each other down to lowest common denominator the more conflict we induce amongst ourselves. It's sad because you are both seemingly trying to justify racist and sexist prejudices using flimsy social scientific studies and the assumption that we have no individual personality in what we want out of a mater beyond "pre-determined" notions, which are not always true, and therefore, shouldn't even be used as a guide.

It's not based on flimsy social scientific studies, it's based on REALITY. Goddamn if you opened your eyes or used your brain you would SEE it if you just LOOKED at 10 random couples you see. Just fucking look around you and it will become plain as day.

There are fundamental differences between the genders, and some as well between races I suppose, but those are not important, especially not in relation to this thread!

In order to be more successful in social encounters and in other areas, you NEED to know the differences between men and women. It helps in all areas of life to understand things like this.

I was trying to lighten up the thread...

no need to get all

therioussss on me :(

Sorry. It's just that this thread has taken on a bit of a more serious tone when it derailed into an argument over the validity of the social sciences.. :(
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:13
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Nah. We all have the ability of intellect which tempers our biological urges, but deep down almost every human action and interaction is rooted in basic biological instinct and drive.

Women may not make the concious decision to want to have children, but the vast majority of them engage in sex and relationships both of which have one purpose; to make babies. Just because we go out of our way to intellectually avoid having children doesnt mean our bodies arent trying to counteract it.

Hell take a look attraction/relationships. Attraction exists in a darwinian sense, its the way the species makes itself stronger. Certain animals have different methods of reproduction but all exist to strengthen and propegate that particular species. And if we did follow our intellects anyone who had an intellectually pleasing (good person) personality would be rolling in the pussy over bitches and dicks who have always dominated it. Thats not the case, attraction exists to weed out the weaker and promote the stronger. Sure we surpass our biology in some arenas but overall we remain slaves to it in a myriad of ways.

EXACTLY!

But this bitch doesn't seem to get that! Either that or she is just in serious denial of her ancestral roots and inherent human nature.

She just can't accept the fact that a lot of her actions are based on predetermined motivations beyond her control.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:19
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It's not based on flimsy social scientific studies, it's based on REALITY. Goddamn if you opened your eyes or used your brain you would SEE it if you just LOOKED at 10 random couples you see. Just fucking look around you and it will become plain as day.

There are fundamental differences between the genders, and some as well between races I suppose, but those are not important, especially not in relation to this thread!

In order to be more successful in social encounters and in other areas, you NEED to know the differences between men and women. It helps in all areas of life to understand things like this.





yes because all of those 10 random couples would be the same or SHOULD be because we are CONTROLLED by biological urges.

i know the differences between men and women. i also know we all have our own idenity, priorities, beliefs, motivations,etc which are NOT based on our gender.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:22
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Nah. We all have the ability of intellect which tempers our biological urges, but deep down almost every human action and interaction is rooted in basic biological instinct and drive.

Women may not make the concious decision to want to have children, but the vast majority of them engage in sex and relationships both of which have one purpose; to make babies. Just because we go out of our way to intellectually avoid having children doesnt mean our bodies arent trying to counteract it.

Hell take a look attraction/relationships. Attraction exists in a darwinian sense, its the way the species makes itself stronger. Certain animals have different methods of reproduction but all exist to strengthen and propegate that particular species. And if we did follow our intellects anyone who had an intellectually pleasing (good person) personality would be rolling in the pussy over bitches and dicks who have always dominated it. Thats not the case, attraction exists to weed out the weaker and promote the stronger. Sure we surpass our biology in some arenas but overall we remain slaves to it in a myriad of ways.

You are saying WOMEN ONLY ENGAGE IN SEX BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HAVE KIDS BUT JUST DENY IT? You're an idiot. I couldn't read anymore. Seriously. That is just incredibly dumb.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:22
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EXACTLY!

But this bitch doesn't seem to get that! Either that or she is just in serious denial of her ancestral roots and inherent human nature.

She just can't accept the fact that a lot of her actions are based on predetermined motivations beyond her control.

Well why arent you out spreading your man seed chugging beer and hunting?
 #57 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:26
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Well why arent you out spreading your man seed chugging beer and hunting?

Because I'd rather not right now.

But that doesn't mean I'm going against my natural human nature.

If I were out in a social setting, I would probably be behaving based on my primal urges (ex: checking out attractive girls, thinking about doing them, etc).

Also: Chugging beer has nothing to do with our primitive behavior. Beer is a rather modern invention/discovery. And hunting? Most of us just go to the grocery store now... That is our modern adaptive form of "hunting"... Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:27
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Oh wait... you meant that as some kind of sexist insult.

But it wasn't very funny OR effective. Hardly relevant.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:27
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Because I'd rather not right now.

But that doesn't mean I'm going against my natural human nature.

If I were out in a social setting, I would probably be behaving based on my primal urges (ex: checking out attractive girls, thinking about doing them, etc).

Also: Chugging beer has nothing to do with our primitive behavior. Beer is a rather modern invention/discovery. And hunting? Most of us just go to the grocery store now... That is our modern adaptive form of "hunting"... Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Yeah, but when I don't want to have kids I AM. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

also what about the gays?
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:29
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Oh wait... you meant that as some kind of sexist insult.

But it wasn't very funny OR effective. Hardly relevant.



It wasn't an insult! It was a remark based on what you told me, YOU made a sexist insult "a woman's life story.." that you edited out.

You're biased against women so really, it makes no difference.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:30
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i also know we all have our own idenity, priorities, beliefs, motivations,etc which are NOT based on our gender.

At some level, yes they are.

You just can't make that connection because you're an idiot.

Or maybe it's just because you're a woman... :p
 #62 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:31
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Yeah, but when I don't want to have kids I AM. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

also what about the gays?

You don't have to be on your back making babies to be following your primal instincts!!

The whole fucking point here is that ON SOME LEVEL, your instincts are affecting the majority of your decisions.

ESPECIALLY when it comes to picking a mate. Which is what this whole thread is about.
 #63 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:32
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At some level, yes they are.

You just can't make that connection because you're an idiot.

Or maybe it's just because you're a woman... :p

see? it's ridiculous. You're so rude, pedantic, and sexist.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:32
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see? it's ridiculous. You're so rude, pedantic, and sexist.

just shut up and make out already, fuck...
 #65 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:33
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You don't have to be on your back making babies to be following your primal instincts!!

The whole fucking point here is that ON SOME LEVEL, your instincts are affecting the majority of your decisions.

ESPECIALLY when it comes to picking a mate. Which is what this whole thread is about.

BUT ALL PEOPLE DONT PICK BASED ON THIS, SO YOURE JUST MAKING A SEXIST ASSUMPTION NO MATTER WHAT OUTDATED NOTIONS YOU BASE IT ON.

also, you have not addressed the gays.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:34
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BUT ALL PEOPLE DONT PICK BASED ON THIS, SO YOURE JUST MAKING A SEXIST ASSUMPTION NO MATTER WHAT OUTDATED NOTIONS YOU BASE IT ON.

also, you have not addressed the gays.

homosexuals are nature's response to an over populated species.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:35
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homosexuals are nature's response to an over populated species.
bullshit. Homosexuality exists in the animal kingdom, even endangered species.
 #68 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:35
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BUT ALL PEOPLE DONT PICK BASED ON THIS, SO YOURE JUST MAKING A SEXIST ASSUMPTION NO MATTER WHAT OUTDATED NOTIONS YOU BASE IT ON.

Yes, they do. On some level, they do. EVERYONE.

also, you have not addressed the gays.

Gays are actually an anomaly which I have yet to figure out. But still, how do you account for any sexual deviation from the norm? Of course there are rare exceptions, but we are talking about the VAST MAJORITY when we speak in normative terms!
 #69 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:37
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bullshit. Homosexuality exists in the animal kingdom, even endangered species.

And maybe they're endangered for a reason..?
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:37
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bullshit. Homosexuality exists in the animal kingdom, even endangered species.

what the hell?

obviously you never took a biology class

humans are in the ANIMAL KINGDOM as well

are you just trying to be argumentative? because you just come off as silly.
 #71 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:37
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Yes, they do. On some level, they do. EVERYONE.



Gays are actually an anomaly which I have yet to figure out. But still, how do you account for any sexual deviation from the norm? Of course there are rare exceptions, but we are talking about the VAST MAJORITY when we speak in normative terms!

Gays are an engima to you because they don't follow your outdated beliefs. Yeah, you just invalidated your whole theory.

Everyone? no. not everyone, then we would all be the same.
 #72 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:39
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what the hell?

obviously you never took a biology class

humans are in the ANIMAL KINGDOM as well

are you just trying to be argumentative? because you just come off as silly.

No shit sherlock, but in case you didnt check homosapiens are the most evolved species on this planet.

Nowadays, we tend to seperate ourselves from other animals, as we should. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #73 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:40
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Gays are an engima to you because they don't follow your outdated beliefs. Yeah, you just invalidated your whole theory.

Exceptions. FUCKING exceptions to a rule. What don't you get about that? Gays are obviously in the minority compared to straights, therefor they are an EXCEPTION to the rule. Fuck.

Everyone? no. not everyone, then we would all be the same.

Holy fuck can you not think of things in more abstract terms or what!?

Just because PRIMARILY, we are all motivated by the same thing, it DOES NOT make us all into identical clones of each other!

We all need food to survive, don't we? Oh fuck, we're all just a bunch of goddamn CLONES!!! AHHHH!
 #74 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:40
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And maybe they're endangered for a reason..?

lol, you dont even understand homosexuality. This further proves we dont all go according to your notions and beliefs, sorry.
 #75 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:41
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Just because PRIMARILY, we are all motivated by the same thing, it DOES NOT make us all into identical clones of each other!

We all need food to survive, don't we? Oh fuck, we're all just a bunch of goddamn CLONES!!! AHHHH!

Food and mating = two different things.


waaay different.
 #76 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:41
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No shit sherlock, but in case you didnt check homosapiens are the most evolved species on this planet.

Nowadays, we tend to seperate ourselves from other animals, as we should. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

hahahahahahahaha

I'm done.

gadzooks, I'd suggest you'd give up, too. you're only going to contribute to yr early death by arguing with this...person...
 #77 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:42
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Food and mating = two different things.


waaay different.

Not that different.

Besides, you're missing the point.

lol, you dont even understand homosexuality. This further proves we dont all go according to your notions and beliefs, sorry.

My beliefs on homosexuality have NOTHING to do with this thread anyway.

Stop dropping red herrings all over this thread.
 #78 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:43
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Exceptions. FUCKING exceptions to a rule. What don't you get about that? Gays are obviously in the minority compared to straights, therefor they are an EXCEPTION to the rule. Fuck.

Minority compared to straights but they arent some rare thing. God knows how many are in the closet.

If we globally knew the actual ratio of gays to straights I think it would be a lot closer than we thought, also.
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:44
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Minority compared to straights but they arent some rare thing. God knows how many are in the closet.

If we globally knew the ratio of gays to straights I think it would be a lot closer than we thought, also.

yeshhh we're all thecretly fagstthhh under thisthhh manly exterior...!

*makes out with gadzooks*
 #80 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:44
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gadzooks, I'd suggest you'd give up, too. you're only going to contribute to yr early death by arguing with this...person...

You're probably right. I just can't resist it though...

I left totse for a few months, so now I just can't stay away from any of it!

I've got to adopt my moderation mantra... If only I could remember what it was... :p
 #81 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:45
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*makes out with gadzooks*

*passionately reciprocates*
 #82 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:47
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*slowly slides hands down...down*

:o

no S&A thread is complete until it breaks down into grotesque, gay cyber sex.
 #83 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:50
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no S&A thread is complete until it breaks down into grotesque, gay cyber sex.

What all threads should aspire to!

*removes Rizzo's shirt*
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:52
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What all threads should aspire to!

*removes Rizzo's shirt*

*unbuttons gadzook's pants, pulls down zipper with teeth and gets to work*

sadly, I'm pretty sure there's someone, somewhere out there, all of a sudden really enjoying this thread

...and I'm afraid it might be you and me. :o
 #85 
Old 2008-05-16, 00:54
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...and I'm afraid it might be you and me. :o

I hope it's not just me... ;)
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Old 2008-05-16, 00:55
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I hope it's not just me... ;)

I'm pretty sure Dissed is enjoying it, too....all of a sudden, she's (she is a she, right?) not posting... =O
 #87 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:00
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I'm pretty sure Dissed is enjoying it, too....all of a sudden, she's (she is a she, right?) not posting... =O

Good point.

Although, remember, she's not like the rest of us...

She faps to the beat of a different drum...
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:03
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Good point.

Although, remember, she's not like the rest of us...

She faps to the beat of a different drum...

Oh yes, that's right. She's obviously not an animal, which is why she refuses to engage in social activities (like talking to people), eating, defecating, or urinating like a disgusting animal.

I mean obviously we humans were created a step above the notch. Or evolved. Whatever you believe in.

Why else would we OWN the world? And look at how nice of a place it is to live in! There's only like, a few wars every couple of years, pollution isn't THAT bad, and hey, yeah, if you live in a big city you might get mugged/shot/raped but that happens ALL THE TIME in the animal kingdom...wait...what point am I proving again...?
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:06
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Oh yes, that's right. She's obviously not an animal, which is why she refuses to engage in social activities (like talking to people), eating, defecating, or urinating like a disgusting animal.

I mean obviously we humans were created a step above the notch. Or evolved. Whatever you believe in.

Why else would we OWN the world? And look at how nice of a place it is to live in! There's only like, a few wars every couple of years, pollution isn't THAT bad, and hey, yeah, if you live in a big city you might get mugged/shot/raped but that happens ALL THE TIME in the animal kingdom...wait...what point am I proving again...?

Exactly. ;)
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:07
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Exactly. ;)

This is a post to make it to 4 pages with only gadzooks and I posting.
 #91 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:08
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This is a post to make it to 4 pages with only gadzooks and I posting.

We can totally do it.
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:09
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We can totally do it.

We're only inches away! Or centimeters. Or whatever unit of measurement you prefer.

What is 2 inches in light years?
 #93 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:11
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What is 2 inches in light years?

I dunno.. Confused

Like... 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000002?

(minus the breaks, add a few thousand more zero's).
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:12
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I dunno.. Confused

Like... 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001?

(minus the breaks, add a few thousand more zero's).

Yeah, I totally get what you're saying. yr precision is undoubtedly mathematically uh...precise
 #95 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:14
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Yeah, I totally get what you're saying. yr precision is undoubtedly mathematically uh...precise

Precisely. I pride myself on my precise levels of precision.
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:16
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Precisely. I pride myself on my precise levels of precision.

Your accuracy is stunning.

here is a list of synonyms for precise:

correct, errorless, exact, right, rigorous,
very

correct, exact, faithful, right, rigorous, true, veracious, veridical,

categorical, clear, clear-cut, decided, explicit, express, positive, specific, unambiguous, unequivocal,
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:18
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Your accuracy is stunning.

here is a list of synonyms for precise:

correct, errorless, exact, right, rigorous,
very

correct, exact, faithful, right, rigorous, true, veracious, veridical,

categorical, clear, clear-cut, decided, explicit, express, positive, specific, unambiguous, unequivocal,

I like veridical. I'm going to start using that from now on...
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:20
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http://www.whattofix.com/images/FlyingCow.jpg

DAMNNNNN
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:22
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http://www.whattofix.com/images/FlyingCow.jpg

DAMNNNNN

I lol'd.

I'm jealous though. All I've got is this lousy flying dog.. :(

http://discovery.blogs.com/dailycuddle/images/2007/08/16/0831themer_lindtattoo1.jpg
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:23
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:23
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next post is 100!

edit: THIS post is 100! w00t
 #102 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:24
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fucking win
 #103 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:25
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 #104 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:26
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Hoverdog is hovering.

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Old 2008-05-16, 01:27
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http://www.alkhabara.com/images/blitter/bakira/AKUlpuDolphin.JPG

awwwwwwww HOW CUTE
 #106 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:29
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http://www.alkhabara.com/images/blitter/bakira/AKUlpuDolphin.JPG

awwwwwwww HOW CUTE

Interspecies pr0n...

Is there any other kind?
 #107 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:30
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:35
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 #109 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:37
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:38
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Oh yes, that's right. She's obviously not an animal, which is why she refuses to engage in social activities (like talking to people), eating, defecating, or urinating like a disgusting animal.

I mean obviously we humans were created a step above the notch. Or evolved. Whatever you believe in.

Why else would we OWN the world? And look at how nice of a place it is to live in! There's only like, a few wars every couple of years, pollution isn't THAT bad, and hey, yeah, if you live in a big city you might get mugged/shot/raped but that happens ALL THE TIME in the animal kingdom...wait...what point am I proving again...?

You think I think we are perfect? Im first to admit our flaws. I mean we are more evolved than the other species, that is a FACT.
 #111 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:40
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You think I think we are perfect? Im first to admit our flaws. I mean we are more evolved than the other species, that is a FACT.

What about dolphins? Apparently they evolved FROM land INTO the water... And it has been said that they are one of the smartest species on earth.

But anyway, just because we're more evolved than other animals, it doesn't mean we don't still share MANY similarities with them.
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:43
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You think I think we are perfect? Im first to admit our flaws. I mean we are more evolved than the other species, that is a FACT.

you just totally fucked up gadzooks and I having a whole one-page love fest.

:(
 #113 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:44
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you just totally fucked up gadzooks and I having a whole one-page love fest.

:(

I know!

Dissed, get back to the kitchen and leave us men to our important business. :p
 #114 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:45
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:47
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this is UBER IMPORTANT
 #116 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:48
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lol, wut?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/balls1.jpg
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Old 2008-05-16, 01:50
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WEEDLE, I CHOOSE YOU!
 #118 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:51
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 #119 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box
http://www.all-creatures.org/works/images/glf-caterpillar-spbushst-06.jpg

WEEDLE, I CHOOSE YOU!


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GOOOO JYNX!!!
 #120 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:52
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j00s (zionists) did 911!1
 #121 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:53
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bulbasaur! use...urination!
 #122 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:53
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Lol..

Wait... pg4??

EDIT: We made it!! :D

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 #123 
Old 2008-05-16, 01:54
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page four yayyyy mission accomplished!

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Old 2008-05-18, 03:15
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Dissed,seriously,shut the fuck up.
what the OP's original post was saying was a generalization of typical female behavior.Women don't really know what they want alot of the time.Thats why there are some men who can pickup women like its nothing.alot of men who know how women's minds work usually pick up on them for sexual gratification rather than sympathize with them.And these men arent always attractive,but they appear to have a high social status.Lots of women date guys that they regret being involved with.This isnt true for all women,just most of the young stupid ones. Then there are a few women who were born with glass in their vagina,like dissed.
 #125 
Old 2008-05-18, 03:36
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Originally Posted by gibson lespaul
Dissed,seriously,shut the fuck up.
what the OP's original post was saying was a generalization of typical female behavior.Women don't really know what they want alot of the time.Thats why there are some men who can pickup women like its nothing.alot of men who know how women's minds work usually pick up on them for sexual gratification rather than sympathize with them.And these men arent always attractive,but they appear to have a high social status.Lots of women date guys that they regret being involved with.This isnt true for all women,just most of the young stupid ones. Then there are a few women who were born with glass in their vagina,like dissed.


Alright, leave dissed alone. She's just a girl who doesn't like feeling put down by people. You can't blame her for trying to defend her gender, or equalize who we are. No one likes to feel different or misplaced.

SO JUST LEAVE BRITANY ALONE!

*begins to cry uncontrolably*
 #126 
Old 2008-05-18, 03:43
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Alright, leave dissed alone. She's just a girl who doesn't like feeling put down by people. You can't blame her for trying to defend her gender, or equalize who we are. No one likes to feel different or misplaced.

She wasn't just defending her gender. She was refusing to believe that humans in general could possibly be even remotely related to our fellow animal species'. You should have seen some of her ridiculous arguments. She's an embarrassment to female-kind in my opinion. She is what makes them look stupid!

SO JUST LEAVE BRITANY ALONE!

*begins to cry uncontrolably*

I lol'd.
 #127 
Old 2008-05-18, 03:49
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She wasn't just defending her gender. She was refusing to believe that humans in general could possibly be even remotely related to our fellow animal species'. You should have seen some of her ridiculous arguments. She's an embarrassment to female-kind in my opinion. She is what makes them look stupid!

Well, I would have read everything, but it appears there's a 9 page pokebattle.
 #128 
Old 2008-05-18, 03:51
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Well, I would have read everything, but it appears there's a 9 page pokebattle.

There's also a brief bout of gay cybersecks too...

This thread got pretty intense for a while. :p
 #129 
Old 2008-05-18, 03:55
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There's also a brief bout of gay cybersecks too...

This thread got pretty intense for a while. :p

Well, holy shit, I did miss out.

*removes shirt*
 #130 
Old 2008-05-18, 03:56
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*removes shirt*

*unzips...*

*...notices a lack of erection...*

*...zips up again...

... Sorry, it's just not the same without Rizzo... :(
 #131 
Old 2008-05-18, 04:00
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... It's okay. I don't think I'll be able to get hard without mojo posting here.

*limp*
 #132 
Old 2008-05-18, 04:48
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You are saying WOMEN ONLY ENGAGE IN SEX BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HAVE KIDS BUT JUST DENY IT? You're an idiot. I couldn't read anymore. Seriously. That is just incredibly dumb.

Read the post again you dumbfuck. What do you honestly think the purpose of sex is? I stick my meat in her meathole because nature gave us an extra-bonus feel good activity? Fuck, relationships AND sex have 1 fucking biological purpose: to produce fucking babies. Sex feels good as an incentive to reproduce. Sure intellectually we may not want to have babies and may end up using contraception/pull-out etc... But you're a fucking idiot if you believe our bodies motivate us to have sex and be in relatonships just for the feel good times. You can reason around biological instinct a bit with intellect, but that doesnt mean you fucking get rid of it. We fuck to make children, intellectually we may be doing it because it feels good but our bodies want to make children, if you think that not to be the case you need to read; scratch that skim, some form of scientific publication because your posting defines you as a fucking mongoloid in almost everyones book.
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Old 2008-05-18, 05:53
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Read the post again you dumbfuck. What do you honestly think the purpose of sex is? I stick my meat in her meathole because nature gave us an extra-bonus feel good activity? Fuck, relationships AND sex have 1 fucking biological purpose: to produce fucking babies. Sex feels good as an incentive to reproduce. Sure intellectually we may not want to have babies and may end up using contraception/pull-out etc... But you're a fucking idiot if you believe our bodies motivate us to have sex and be in relatonships just for the feel good times. You can reason around biological instinct a bit with intellect, but that doesnt mean you fucking get rid of it. We fuck to make children, intellectually we may be doing it because it feels good but our bodies want to make children, if you think that not to be the case you need to read; scratch that skim, some form of scientific publication because your posting defines you as a fucking mongoloid in almost everyones book.

From what I recall, humans and dolphins are the only 2 species who engage in recreational sex.
 
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