Well i decided to finally type out a semi-detailed report on my trip with mushrooms. There is no Tl/DR version. Read if you like. Sorry in advance for the lack of wording used to describe it. It would be easier if i could put everything in my mind that night into words because i can't explain it all with simple words. If you don't want to read it, it's fine. But please don't criticize me if you don't. Anyways here it goes:

I have only consumed psychedelic mushrooms once and at the time i was with my girlfriend and we both set up a date to trip together. Which coincidently was the 21st which have been previous dates to me dosing on LSD(also her birth date and the date my great grandma died). We both split an eighth of shrooms. We prepared the mushrooms by grinding them up into a fine powder and letting them soak in two separate glasses(for the both of us) in lemon and lime juice for around 45 minutes. Around 5:50 pm we were tired of waiting and really eager to consume them. We both put our glasses together like a cheers, took a deep breath while we looked at each other and drank down the sour/mushy liquid. Surprisingly it tasted just like lemon juice and we chased it down with a sprite we had sitting around at the time.

By 6 pm Cash Cab had made its way on the Discovery Channel while we were both sitting next to each other on my couch. By then things started to feel a bit...strange. B started coughing when she drank something wrong and ran into the bathroom. When i saw her close the door i felt really weird. I thought i heard her throwing up and i ran and knocked on the door. She opened up and told me she wasn't throwing up. I looked at her again and felt really unusual. We walked back to the couch and sat down. It was now about +7 minutes into 6pm and the cash cab guy picked up his second person. The lights inside the cab went off and B has never seen the show so she thought she was already hallucinating but by now we were already coming up from the mushrooms. Those flashy lights on tv triggered some sort of laughter. I was being over filled with joy and vomited laughter. I hysterically laughed like a maniac, as well was B. It was uncontrollable and very amusing. It was like my body was being filled like a balloon with this unfelt pressure, slowly the current was rising as i was filled with this unspeakable euphoria. We continued to laugh hysterically for what seemed to be about 30 minutes. But of course i was very wrong.It was only 6:13 pm.

Slowly everything started to become distorted. As i turned and looked at the tv, invisible heat wave lines vibrated the persons on the tv. I turned and looked at B. We were both very close to each other, somewhat holding each other as we started climbing this roller coaster. A giant wave crashed into me and i held on tighter. I opened my eyes and saw her smile. When i blinked her smile trailed in a rainbow color across my vision. We closed our eyes and continued on this journey. We fell into the ocean while we were carried on a wave and crashed right back into the water. Her voice and mine were very distorted. Mine was vibrating and her words floated around my mind with a buzzing. They ran from her mouth into my ears and lifted me from these fears. We continued holding on to each other as it felt like we were being carried by the ocean. I could hear the waves as they crashed back into the ocean. We were underwater and i was unable to understand her. I kept holding on to her as the wave carried us to this secluded land. I could hear the shore wash in, then wash back out.

I opened my eyes to find B growing old in front of my eyes. Her face got older by the second as she melted in my arms. I held her face and saw my hands mold into her as i leaned in to kiss her decaying lips. As they touched i was paralyzed and brought to a place beyond this earth. We connected and exploded as our energy joined as one as we intertwined and became sucked into this one connection. I placed my hand on her chest as it molded into her body. I grabbed her heart and held it in my hand. I was touching her soul for lack of a better word. I reached inside and felt her fears.I felt her thoughts. I look at her face again as it melted and drip away in front of my eyes. We were still holding each other as we started to speak into one another's ear. At first it sounded like a distant robotic voice that got clearer. Eventually i was able to understand what B was saying as we started talking and realizing our voices still sounded very unusual. I felt alive and free. Unbound from these invisible chains. I stood up and felt very unbalanced. As if there was this puppet string holding me up by my back. I stared down at my feet as the carpet morphed into this flush jungle floor. I slowly sank my feet into what i thought was mud and extended my hand to B who was still currently sitting on the couch. We walked slowly to my room and as soon as we entered we both felt this drastic change in atmosphere. For some reason hip hop was playing on my computer and it felt like we walked into a club.

The room was dim. Outside it was dark and surprisngly for March, snowing outside. At this point i figured out that the peak was over and we were now coming down. But we were still tripping, left with this vibrant afterglow. I took a seat on my computer chair and she sat on my lap. We started talking more about what just happened in the living room. How we both experienced the same traveling through time in the ocean trip. It was like we took a trip together while we were tripping. Everything looked more realistic now. It was like having a fresh, clear sense of direction and vision. I felt like a little kid again. I felt like i was 5 years old again physically. I was squirming and i couldn't sit still. I experienced the joy of feeling brand new with someone who i felt like i always knew. We turned on some music and layed on our stomachs on my bed and looked out the window. It was snowing at the time, the street lights lit up the flakes as they fell. We were these two individuals looking out on what seemed to be an outside world surreal to what we normally see. We were sitting in that house inside a giant snow globe looking out at the world while time felt like it sat still. The world outside this window wasn't real to us. The street lights had this movie set effect where everything felt staged. As time slowly moved we were still feeling these emotional roller coaster effects. Laughing then crying and trying to figure out why we were even feeling this way.

We both talked as we lay on my bed. I had her notebook beside it and started doodling in it. For some unexplainable reason i just felt so close, so comforted, so complete, so connected with B. A higher bonding and passion for someone i could never feel before. I felt electrified as she ran her fingers through my hair. The time was unimportant and i no longer looked at it and just enjoyed the come down with this new spiritual connection i had. We looked at ourselves in my bathroom mirror. We both had faint aura's outlining our bodies. Our aura's were pulsing at the same time. I didn't look like my self and she didn't look like her self. I thought to myself "is this how i look to other people?" I wasn't morphing or changing at all. It was just like i looked at myself for the first time in my entire life.

I had an amazing first time experience on mushrooms. I'm guessing because of the low dose it was easier to fall asleep around midnight-1 am. Woke up the next day feeling refreshed with no side effects present. It was very very different than LSD. I didn't get as much enlightenment as i did out of LSD. One thing i did get out of it was understanding more about human emotion and reason. As well as more passion for other people as i seem to usually always again during the use of psychedelics. During the peak i was immobilized and stuck to the couch as well as her. I never had such a trip before and it was mind blowing.

this is what you're spending your first mushroom trip doing? you're a fucking faggot dude. fucking idiot.

You want me to go sit outside in a freezing forest while its fucking snowing outside? The first time i spent on mushrooms was well worth being inside. Especially for two first time mushroom trippers. I wasn't sure of the full effect it would have on me. It was more comforting doing them inside, in a controlled setting. Fuck you, by the way. You're an asshole who gives no advice, no insight, nothing at all. You are a negative child, regardless of your age. Grow up and speak down to a different person, faggot

whatever he wants to do is fine, what do you suggest he have done? but, a 1/16th, try more, especially if your just sitting around the house.

Tight dude

You want me to go sit outside in a freezing forest while its fucking snowing outside? The first time i spent on mushrooms was well worth being inside. Especially for two first time mushroom trippers. I wasn't sure of the full effect it would have on me. It was more comforting doing them inside, in a controlled setting. Fuck you, by the way. You're an asshole who gives no advice, no insight, nothing at all. You are a negative child, regardless of your age. Grow up and speak down to a different person, I am gay

haha.. ew..