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Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference.

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Old 2008-05-04, 17:06
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Default About to be drug tested--dirty pee

My cousin just got arrested so my aunt is going to drug test me. I smoke weed every day so unless I can find a quick way to pass this or find something that looks like pee then I'm fucked. I need some sort of idea.. just anything. What yould you do?
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Old 2008-05-04, 17:09
aMv aMv is offline
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I would just think of how unfortunate I am, because there is no drug testing thread. Oh how I wish there were a multiple-page thread on passing drug tests, oh me, alas, I shall overcome.
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Old 2008-05-04, 17:15
oxydose oxydose is offline
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Default Re: About to be drug tested--dirty pee

the first post at that..

your aunt? tell her to fuck off, seriously.
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Old 2008-05-04, 17:24
cid cid is offline
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Default Re: About to be drug tested--dirty pee

What would I do? Post in the drug testing thread at the top. You obviously know this is going to get closed. And tell your aunt to fuck off.
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Old 2008-05-04, 22:01
jator jator is offline
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Haha tell your aunt to go fuck herself unless youre living with her or something.
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Old 2008-05-05, 03:09
spartan_420 spartan_420 is offline
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Default Re: About to be drug tested--dirty pee

Molotov everything.
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Old 2008-05-05, 03:16
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Default Re: About to be drug tested--dirty pee

Take a large dump in the cup and say you were confused about what to do.
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Old 2008-05-05, 03:56
illuminatikiller illuminatikiller is offline
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Default Re: About to be drug tested--dirty pee

Quote:
Originally Posted by jator
Haha tell your aunt to go fuck herself unless youre living with her or something.


I'm sure he is. Why else would he be in that situation?
 
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