Ok this is probably a very bad idea,

But for the last couple of days I've been going to work stoned off my ass and it makes it go by so much faster than normal and it makes my day seem really great/interesting. Problem is my buddies can't smoke me out today.

I was cleaning out my room this morning and found an 8th of shrooms. Now the question is... should I go to work on a gram or so? I've handled myself pretty well while on dxm at work and as long as I wear glasses I think I could get away with it.

I'm a sign twirler by the way... you know one of those people that works out on the street corners holding the sign. I work for 6 hours today, 11 - 2 then a two hour break and then from 4 - 7. My stupid boss is cutting my pay way down though so even if I did get caught shed either... laugh about it or fire me which at this point wouldn't make much of a difference, seeing as shes cutting my wages from $240 a week to $90 because the business is failing.

So totse... should I do it?

If it were any other job I would say NO! A sign person on the other hand, YES! Eat it all.

Get another job?

And no. You'll hate yourself. You'll be trapped in your mind in a place that's going to be pretty scary (other people, cars, intersection, etc). Take the whole eighth when you have a free day and go to a park or something. Much better use. Oh, and shrooms cause time distortion, so it would make your workday go by even slower.

You'd know better then us.

How well can you handle yourself on shrooms?

Would you want to waste a potential spiritual and mind enriching experience to get through work for 90 bucks?

I don't see why you couldn't do it if you were good on shrooms. I used to work with a girl who came in on shrooms a few times. Not to mention coke with her shrooms on the odd occasion.

I can handle impulses fine on mushrooms. But what Thought Riot said about people/cars/intersections... I would either laugh my ass off like I usually do about cars... or freak the hell out.

Either way I know I could control my impulses physically... but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be in mental hell.

I might flip a coin......

or... chew the shrooms a couple hours before then end of your shift so you can enjoy the trip after work :)

or... chew the shrooms a couple hours before then end of your shift so you can enjoy the trip after work :)

Wish I could do that. Problem is I still live with my parents and they barred my windows and put locks on my door until I'm 18 (in 4 months). Once I'm home I'm locked in my room. So I don't think I could get away with tripping in front of my mom when she picks me up because I know shes done them and would know whats up.

Ehh I don't think I'll do it. To many things that could go wrong.

I would do it, but I like to challenge myself a little while tripping. Some headphones and maybe 1.5 grams sounds like fun to me.

Well I start work in an hour at 11. My breaks from 2 - 4 and the boss doesn't get in till 4. In the two hour break I could walk around my town and look at all the neat Victorian houses and chill at prospect park.

Ok I think I'm going to do 1.5 grams IF my boss isn't there when I get to work. (other employees don't care... I know Gerardo does lines in the back office). Sweet, well thanks for the opinions. Wish me luck.

I love that feeling....
You know the feeling were...
"Something is about to happen"?

teehhee

Off to work i go.

Haha, you took my advice. All my friends already know better than to listen to me. I've got some bad (albeit fun) ideas.

Holy shit I pity those guys holding up signs all day. Get paid to have people call you an asshole at top speed. I'd have to be shroomin to do a shit job like that. That's almost as low as just selling your body.

Wish I could do that. Problem is I still live with my parents and they barred my windows and put locks on my door until I'm 18 (in 4 months). Once I'm home I'm locked in my room.

Why don't you just go to prison, you'll probably have more freedom there.

Gotten fired/arrested/pissed yourself yet?

90 bucks a week? How many days do you work, because if its more than two then you're getting fucked. Hope ya did em

lol you will probably walk infront of a bus or train, they be picking bits of you from the walls.

btw are you a mexican?

Wish I could do that. Problem is I still live with my parents and they barred my windows and put locks on my door until I'm 18 (in 4 months). Once I'm home I'm locked in my room. So I don't think I could get away with tripping in front of my mom when she picks me up because I know shes done them and would know whats up.

Ehh I don't think I'll do it. To many things that could go wrong.

That is FUCKED UP. Why do they do that?

I bet he got hit by a car.

Get paid to have people call you an asshole at top speed. HAHAHAHAH

So, it's the next day. Update motherfucker!