Long story short, I am a poor college student and mainly spend my money on alcohol for the weekends. However, I decided to purchase some hydrocodone last weekend to splurge a little bit. Seeing as I used to thoroughly enjoy BLTC I will post my shitty story for you all to laugh at my getting owned...

A friend of mine says on Friday night, "Chelsea" has some vicodin she wants to sell, do you want any? I immediately head to this bitches room, who pulls out a bottle of 25 7.5 mg generic hydrocodone pills that belong to her roomate. I give her $60, and feel pretty happy as I will be able to share with friends and still take many vicodin for myself. I don't care to debate whether I got a good deal or not, I had a bit of cash and felt like having a spot of opiates, however weak, for the first time in over a year.

Anyways, after popping three immediately, and drinking a couple of beers with some friends in the dorm, a buddy of mine decides to do a pill id search for them, claiming to have had a sudden epiphany that they're not vicodin. Well, guess what, they're not. They're generic excedrin migraine relief.

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I call this bitch immediately, tell her what I found out, but am polite and ask for a return/refund. She agrees and tells me she'll see me at a party we're going to later and give me my money back.

I didn't find her at that party. She didn't answer my phone calls all day Sunday, and finally texted me saying,

"I do not want to get involved, you'll have to talk to my roommate."

When I went to her room, I was confronted by her roommate and a crazy ass boyfriend who adamantly insist they are in fact vicodin. I show them the WebMD identification page, and they seem to think something over, then tell me that "Chelsea" has the money, so talk to her.

Basically, I have been bounced between these two bitches, who each refer me to the other one. I know many of you have gotten ripped off for more, but giving away $60 to a semi-friend is not my idea of a good time. God dammit.

Any ideas on what I can even do? I do not want to beat up her boyfriend with my boys, although that is an option, because I would like to graduate here with a degree and not much disciplinary action. Similarly, I don't want to steal ipods or laptops out their room, which could be done, because I would likely get in trouble as well.

The way I see it, because I am a guy, I cannot do much aggresive action against these conniving bitches, to coerce them to give my money back. Anyone have any suggestions? Laugh all you want, I am laughing a bit at myself but am still very angry at these people who hang out in the same general social circle as me.....

well, sucks to be you, should have known what they looked like before hand.

Who did you give the money to? That's who you should be hassling.
Slander her name about in your "general social circle" for scuzzy dealings.

Pills are always a bitch to deal with... I 've gotten jacked like that before, but it was only $20. Bitch ended up moving because I was on her case so much.

I gave the money to "Chelsea" who claimed at the time to be just a middleman for her roommate "Alex"

However, both tell me now that the other one has my money, and talk to that one.

And I couldn't really have known they were duds, I have not purchased nor consumed any kind of opiate prescriptions since high school and never really that frequently then...

product first.

i lost $45 on fake shrooms the when I learned this lesson. And every fucking pusher tries to pull that shit on you before helping you out.

Well, what's ironic, is that these bitches are normal, fairly nice-seeming girls who hang out regularly and come to our frat parties and shit. Well, not any more haha... But they're not dealers nor have I ever seen them do anything other than drink, which is why I'm surprised they decided to scam someone...

I just can't believe these fucking bitches have the audacity to scam me, and feel insulted because I guess they sensed weakness....

Why not just go in to their room when they're not there, find her fucking wallet/stash/whatever and take $60? What are they gonna do report you for taking $60 when they have no proof?

sounds like some dumb bitches who got there pills robbed, then robbed you...

rape her

rape them
Fixed.

So what if she has a "crazy ass boyfriend" with her. Tell the bitch straight up that she ripped you off and you want your money back by a certain date. If you don't get it "something will happen", which I'll leave for you to think about.

I would need to get revenge in a situation like this. An eye for an eye, sometimes worse if the other person really fucked me over. They have no respect for you and think you will do nothing once they take your money and never call or speak to you afterwards. You need to make them think otherwise, to better yourself and prevent these whores from doing the same in the future.

you probably won't ever see that money again...

beat that dude's ass. however many people it takes. if they still don't understand, make sure shit in their lives go wrong. be creative.

dont just roll over and let it happen then everyones gonna be trying that shit on you all the time because they know from those 2 that you aren't gonna do anything about it. seriously get reimbursment however you can.

dont be worried about stealing there shit and getting in trouble. if you have one of your boys hold it elsewhere or you get rid of it fast enough you have nothing to worry about. it's a simple he says she says bullshit case senario where nothing will happen. I mean what are they gonna do? "oh yes campus security we know it was him because we sold him fake pills last week!"

hell get one of your friends to sell them some bunk shit for twice what they owe you and split it with him

Sounds to me like you spent 60 bucks to learn a valuable lesson, Never, ever trust bitches...

You're definitely not going to get your money back, but you can certainly destroy some of their property.

Some thoughts: sugar in the gas tank, slashed tires, smashed windshield, planting pot in purse and making a police report about suspicious activity by person with similar description. Get creative...it's your turn to be the asshole.

it seems like it would be so easy to do something, and i can think of a million things to do but i would probably do none of them....... bitches are hard to deal with. If i felt like i do today though, I would straight up pin the bitch to a wall and tell her not to fuck with me......

actually i might even kill the girl, fuck people like this man i can't even explain how gay that shit is, i'm sorry man.

i've never gotten totally ripped off, but i've bought weed from the wrong people when desperate and been shorted, never too bad though, hm let's think..

I went to buy an eighth of dro from this kid who works at the mall for 60$, not someone i know too well, but i'd heard had some good shit. we were in the parking garage of the mall and he handed me a paper sack and i gave him the $, looked in to verify it was weed and thats about it..

well i inspect it closer once i'm in my car and to my suprise it's some schwagy looking stringy bull shit.

he'd just walked into the mall and his work was on the food court so i was hoping to catch him with some phone calls

on about my twelfth call, no joke, he picks up and he's like WHAT! and im like "dude this is bullshit i want my money back now (not toughly, just annoyedly/trying not to push buttons at the same time)" and he tells me to come to his work. so i walk to his job in the mall and he's not there. i waited there for like 20 minutes, when he pops out of a side door (EMPLOYEES ONLY) and gestures me to come in. So i walk in there and it's like the stock room for several restaurants in the food court, and he hands me my 60$ and i hand over the paper sack. Well, we got caught exchanging $ by someone who popped out carrying a box, i dunno who it was but i had some weird feeling and i literally made eye contact with the strange guy, put the $ in my pocket and walked out slightly scared, as i thought it might've looked like i was dealing. it was the most awkward thing ever, and i never called that fool again.

hah, I've been ripped off with the same pills before, luckily for me though, the dumbasses FRONTED me them.


payment was never made.

well, one time i was about to gulp down 4 of what i thought was tramadol......

just moments prior to doing so....i felt the need to pill id them i stopped the initiated act of aforementioned swallowing and went online.

After discovering that they were Trazodone.... i promptly demamnded my money back.

Some dick was prescribed them and thought it was alright to BS me that they were indeed tramies.

If i were to take the desired dose of 4 i would be in deep shit with the trazadone pills... considering i was about to be leaving for a 7 and a half hour period of work.

moral of the story: NEVER BUY/TAKE pills prior to doing a pill ID!!!


this thread needs MOAR

Put a sledgehammer through the door.

They'll get the message.
You're on PCP and want your MONEY; NOW! D:<

I always ask for the could and look up double check if it is actually as "advertised," then I check it when i get it. If they are not shady they will give you the pill code/imprint.

sugar in the gas tank is a common myth. I vote high powered rifle bullet into engine block will disable the vehicle.
Haha like a .338 lupua. dont really attempt though.

Also driving the car off a cliff will disable it most likely

Bullets+envelope= money back :)

dude.

you're in college. $60 aint worth risking getting kicked off campus or expelled for violence, making threats, ro doing something else dumb. be pissed at them, maybe steal something if you have an opportunity. but mostly, just learn to jump on the net and check a pill before paying for it.

its good to see you back on the board though.

dude.

you're in college. $60 aint worth risking getting kicked off campus or expelled for violence, making threats, ro doing something else dumb.

QFT...

yeah, that's what I am thinking which is why most options are out of the question. But I think a missing cell phone or ipod might get the message across well.

Never buy off people who you don't completely trust. Especially women.

I always analyze why people are selling the drug before I buy it off them. If they're doing it just for money, then you have to verify that it's good stuff before buying. If they came across a prescription or a bottle, then ask to see the bottle (there will usually be a description of the pill on there, plus dosage). If they called YOU and asked if you want to buy something they've never sold... then you better be asking those kinds of questions. Don't make it easy for them.

College drugs are risky because yea, it's not worth ruining your education over some sour business. Always take necessary precautions.

Yeah, women do not understand how the game works. This one bitch burnt me two grams on a quarter of dank pot she sold me out of her boyfriends stash [he slings hard, I didn't know him personally, just her]. When I sold pot like a year prior to this happening I always gave her fucking straight deals too. So I called her five times before she finally picks up and I tell her she owes me two grams and she's like "fuck off, quit calling here, my boyfriends going to beat your ass when he gets home if you don't stop calling here." So I just dropped it, there was no sense in getting her boyfriend involved because hes automatically going to believe her over me. But chicks think because they have vaginas they can rip you off on drugs because you won't kick their ass over it or they can just play dumb. I've only had one male dealer burn me and he was a punk bitch about it, most know that they'll get their ass kicked if they just willy nilly rip guys off and would rather keep you business...

Steal the fucking iPod, get rid of it quick. No evidence, no disciplinary action.

$300 iPod> $60 Vicodin, $240 profit and if the boyfriend wants to get involved then your boys will back you up.

you see this is why you have to get some bitches who can and will throw down

+1 for the story
my advice would be get them together so they cant keep pointing at each other "shes got it" "o well then come with me to go get it". if that doesnt work do $60 or more worth of damage, slash a few tires/brick threw window/ect..

your an idiot for not knowing your pills/looking them up before buying them...

GOOD NEWS! I got my $60 back!

Apparently a couple of my friends were talking to her friends over a meal today, and explained the entire situation. They expressed their displeasure with these girls' friend and mentioned that I would be certain to not forget it. Also they said I was certain to never to let her into my apartment if ever I have any parties next semester.

I guess that's all it took. She reluctantly emailed me saying something to the effect of, "I have been busy with exams so I am so sorry if you thought I was avoiding you because I promise I wasn't. When can we meet so we can work this out?"

I immediately met her in the library, she asked how much she owed me, with a slight look of annoyance and resentment. I plainly said $60, she gave me my money and I dumped out a cigarette pack holding the remaining 13 excedrin right on the table in front of her. It was pretty funny. Then I proceeded to walk out.

I am very satisfied but still upset at those bitches. They will never be allowed to come to any social event in which I have any say.

Haha, good for you man, props on embarrassing her by dumping the excedrin. You did the right thing by not getting violent. Sometimes all it takes is getting a few friends involved.

I'd cut all contact with those girls and their close friends. When someone tries to dick you over, never ever give them a second chance for anything.

I didn't read any of the replies, so if I am saying what has already been said, which I imagine there would be as it is the most correct reply [on a legal standing, even considering the transaction wasn't in anything legal...but I digress...].

The person who actually sold the pills is ultimately responsible to pay you back unless she can prove they are indeed generic Vicodin.

should have bought some heroin instead man,

love,

rizzo

this. lolz.

i have been given 12 "generic vicoden" before, but when i got home and looked em up they turned out to just be some fucking advil or someshit. i called the motherfucker and his dumbass just told me to snort it all hella fast cause thats what he did and i got him hellaz teh fuckededup. i didnt pay him anything though so i couldnt really bitch too hard

rape her

This.