So I have recently been in trouble for pot. My parents give me at home drug tests which is really fucking retarded. I have a court date in late May also. But what I'm worried about is getting a drug test. The last time I was tested was on 4/19 so then I smoked on 4/20 (Only like a ten sac though). Usually its always a few weeks before I get tested unless they suspect it. And I've passed like the last 3 tests as well.
So on Friday I went out and bought a 20 sack because I was bored and smoked about half of it on Friday. Then Saturday all I had time for was about 1 joint. I smoked another joint last night with a couple friends and hit a pipe a couple times. And now I have about a joints worth left. So my question is totse, do I smoke it or not? I mean it wouldn't make a huge difference in if I pass my UA. Plus I can dip that shit in toilet water plus dilute my piss. So should I smoke one more joint totse, or not.

Do you want us to make up your mind on your career? What you do this weekend? What you eat for tea tonight? When to go to bed?

No, so why should anyone else tell you whether to smoke or not, it's YOUR decision, if you think its ok do it, if you dont think its ok, don't do it.

And as long as you aren't a fat fuck it'll be out your system in like a week or 2, if you only do it once or twice.

Yeah I knew there would be some sarcastic response like that. Lol I don't care anyway I just wanted to hear some OPINIONS even though I know it is ultimately my decision.

Why not? Think of it as a goodbye high.Thats what I do whenever I have to get clean.

Yea I've had like 4 goodbye highs already though lol.

Well I have the joint rolled so I'm gonna go smoke it now. It won't make a big difference anyway. But this IS my final goodbye high. It will be awhile before I ever hit that sweet green again. :(

try not being a pussy and standing up to your parents.

tell them that what you put in your body is your choice, and there's not a damn thing they can do about it.

then, proceed to light said joint inside, when they're home, just for teh lulz.

What you eat for tea tonight?


Yah don't eat tea yah Brit!!!

. Plus I can dip that shit in toilet water plus dilute my piss. So should I smoke one more joint totse, or not.

in my opinion, if you are thinking about "dipping your ua in the toilet water" dont smoke, just clean your system and be safe, that is if you are that worried about it

but what kinda toruble we talking here? possesion? perephenalia (spelling)? distribution? all of which can help people here to help you

Fuck your parents, there pretty much expecting you to smoke anyways.

dude, I get tested now too. All I have to do is smoke only once in a while, spend a lot of time sweating in the gym and I drink dark drinks A LOT so I can piss a few times a day.
But if I were you I'd be very cautious of smoking. Like only once in a while with friends, and only 1 joint or something.

Yah don't eat tea yah Brit!!!

I actually lul'd

Your parents are fucking nazis. I don't need to take a test to tell you that I smoke dank ass chronic.

No shit I've already told them that and bitched them out a ton. After awhile they just said fuck punishing me. All that would happen if I failed is I wouldn't get to use my car as much. Yeah but I'm moving out in about 3 or 4 months so I'll be gone from all that bullshit. Or when I'm 18 I'm just gonna say fuck you.

I wish there was a stickied drug testing thread for these questions

Why do people ask if they should smoke or not?

If you have to ask then you probably think its a bad idea but want someone to help make the bad decision for you... that way when you fail your drug test you'll be like.


Oh it wasn't all my idea, why the fuck did I listen to people that I don't even know on a fuckin website.




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shit... I wouldnt stop smoking even If the head of the DEA knew, fuck those fascists

I have about a joints worth left. Plus I can dip that shit in toilet water.

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