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| Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference. |
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#1
 2008-04-28, 02:56
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spl1ff 
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How to survive a search at school...
...one word. PREPARE.
1) Never keep ANYTHING incriminating in your locker. It is the first place they will look and suspicion is all it takes to warrant a thorough search.
2) Places you will be searched: ALL POCKETS, SOCKS, SHOES.
3) Your best bet, if you plan on having anything incriminating on your person for a LONG amount of time, is to tape it to yourself or better yet, wear tighty whities and stuff it in there. Cigarettes? No. A tin? No. A couple pills? No. That ounce you're trying to get sold, dime by dime? YES.
4) If there's dogs, just consider yourself fucked.
This advice comes from experience. I can understand just keeping a pack of cigs in your pocket, but anything worse than that is worth hiding well.
Murphy's Law: What can go wrong will go wrong.
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#2
 2008-04-28, 02:59
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laundrysoap 
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
Wow, tape shit to your sack........
SUch an original idea.
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#3
 2008-04-28, 03:27
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
i always would keep shit in the gym lockers, cuz they didnt have assigned lockers. no way to prove it was mine, and they cant have cameras where people change clothes.
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#4
 2008-04-28, 03:31
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Vargv 
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
Don't be a dumb fuck and bring shit to school?
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#5
 2008-04-28, 03:32
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
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Originally Posted by Vargv
Don't be a dumb fuck and bring shit to school?
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This.
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#6
 2008-04-28, 04:01
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
or drop out
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#7
 2008-04-28, 04:44
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White Blue Mushrooms 
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
or drop out
and start spending your days on meth and posting on totse?.
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#8
 2008-04-28, 04:52
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
Or get expelled after you get caught so they can't search you anymore.......
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#9
 2008-04-28, 06:00
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
Carry a fucking piece so if they try and take your entire 1g load of DXM that you were trafficking , you can bust a cap in there asses.
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#10
 2008-04-28, 06:05
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Zapphle 
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
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Originally Posted by Pooter
Carry a fucking piece so if they try and take your entire 1g load of DXM that you were trafficking , you can bust a cap in there asses.
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All 1 grams?
Were you planning on making 1-2 sales with that DXM you were 'trafficking'?
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#11
 2008-04-28, 06:10
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
Homie is hardcore, he was "trafficking" 1 gram of a legal substance. OOOH busted with something legal, wtf can they do?
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#12
 2008-04-28, 06:18
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
Why not swallow it when the dogs come. I've seen it before many times, and they all provided lulz.
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#13
 2008-04-28, 08:09
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
Dogs always came to our school. Leave it at home, yo.
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#14
 2008-04-28, 15:41
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Re: How to survive a search at school...
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Originally Posted by Vargv
Don't be a dumb fuck and bring shit to school?
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Thank you.
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