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Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference.

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 #1 
Old 2008-04-28, 02:56
spl1ff spl1ff is offline
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Default How to survive a search at school...

...one word. PREPARE.

1) Never keep ANYTHING incriminating in your locker. It is the first place they will look and suspicion is all it takes to warrant a thorough search.

2) Places you will be searched: ALL POCKETS, SOCKS, SHOES.

3) Your best bet, if you plan on having anything incriminating on your person for a LONG amount of time, is to tape it to yourself or better yet, wear tighty whities and stuff it in there. Cigarettes? No. A tin? No. A couple pills? No. That ounce you're trying to get sold, dime by dime? YES.

4) If there's dogs, just consider yourself fucked.

This advice comes from experience. I can understand just keeping a pack of cigs in your pocket, but anything worse than that is worth hiding well.

Murphy's Law: What can go wrong will go wrong.
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Old 2008-04-28, 02:59
laundrysoap laundrysoap is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Wow, tape shit to your sack........

SUch an original idea.
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Old 2008-04-28, 03:27
42Oinchrims 42Oinchrims is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

i always would keep shit in the gym lockers, cuz they didnt have assigned lockers. no way to prove it was mine, and they cant have cameras where people change clothes.
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Old 2008-04-28, 03:31
Vargv Vargv is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Don't be a dumb fuck and bring shit to school?
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Old 2008-04-28, 03:32
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vargv
Don't be a dumb fuck and bring shit to school?


This.
 #6 
Old 2008-04-28, 04:01
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

or drop out
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Old 2008-04-28, 04:44
White Blue Mushrooms White Blue Mushrooms is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

or drop out

and start spending your days on meth and posting on totse?.
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Old 2008-04-28, 04:52
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Or get expelled after you get caught so they can't search you anymore.......
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Old 2008-04-28, 06:00
Pooter Pooter is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Carry a fucking piece so if they try and take your entire 1g load of DXM that you were trafficking , you can bust a cap in there asses.
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Old 2008-04-28, 06:05
Zapphle Zapphle is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

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Originally Posted by Pooter
Carry a fucking piece so if they try and take your entire 1g load of DXM that you were trafficking , you can bust a cap in there asses.


All 1 grams?

Were you planning on making 1-2 sales with that DXM you were 'trafficking'?
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Old 2008-04-28, 06:10
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Homie is hardcore, he was "trafficking" 1 gram of a legal substance. OOOH busted with something legal, wtf can they do?
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Old 2008-04-28, 06:18
frizog frizog is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Why not swallow it when the dogs come. I've seen it before many times, and they all provided lulz.
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Old 2008-04-28, 08:09
killuminated killuminated is offline
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Dogs always came to our school. Leave it at home, yo.
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Old 2008-04-28, 15:41
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Default Re: How to survive a search at school...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vargv
Don't be a dumb fuck and bring shit to school?


Thank you.
 
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