Many of you probably knew this already, but I've never seen this posted here, so any of you that choose to flame me for this thread can go suck a rat's ass because I'm not even returning to the thread after I create it, BUT...

If you need to get "unbaked" very quickly, just drink a lot of coffee, Mountain Dew, or any other highly caffeinated beverage.

7 cans of Mountain Dew pounded down had my friend getting noticeably more sober by the second, so quick that he felt 100% straight within five minutes.

This thread contributes far more than anything TheBlackPope has ever posted, so stfu.

fact=mountain dew lowers your sperm count.

A few shards always works for me.

You created this thread while you were high, didn't you...

Anywho, the simple act of eating usually dampens -if not completely eliminates the effect of most drugs. No need to to ingest 7 cans of soda.

.peace.

For that matter you can just do some meth.

But it doesn't really unbake you. It just wakes you up more. Your reflexes and reaction time won't be helped too much.

Anything anyone has ever posted is infinitely better than whatever TheBlackPope has, is, and will post for ever and ever.

Amen.

Showering sometimes helps me get un-baked

Im straight no matter how baked I am as long as I got me some good 'ol visine.

quick squirt of eye drops and a cigarette to cover the smell...

qft

5char

Yeah dude. Why kill your high? An eyedrop in each eye, and you're ready to roll.

Yeah I was at a damn elementary school carnival blitzed out of my skull, but you would only know if you saw my pink flying saucer sized eyes. Or caught me staring at something.

I need to buy visine :0

You think you're acting fucked but you usually pretty chill.

Fact: People don't care if your stoned.

conclusion: stop wasting weed.

Doesn't really make any sense. It doesn't sober you up as much as perk you up, making you exhibit less of the stereotypical stoner qualities (laziness etc).

I love to smoke weed and drink a couple energy drinks, some coffee or tea. The combination of weed and stimulants is an incredible body high. By this logic any stimulant would really sober you up but I can tell you from personal experience that combining amphetamines or coke with weed is fantastic and you can definitely feel both drugs. If anything stimulants and weed potentiate each other.

fact: you produce way too much sperm for the mountain dew to take any effect on your fertility. maybe when your like 70 itll be noticeable but honestly who on &T is gonna live to see 70

Any kind of stimulant will kill your weed high

Or maybe a bit of FOOD.

You/your friend is a retard for drinking 7 MD's
I forgot how many kidiots posted on here

fact: you produce way too much sperm for the mountain dew to take any effect on your fertility. maybe when your like 70 itll be noticeable but honestly who on &T is gonna live to see 70


Fact :CBUM is a dumb ass

http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp

Doesn't really make any sense. It doesn't sober you up as much as perk you up, making you exhibit less of the stereotypical stoner qualities (laziness etc).

True.

The combination of weed and stimulants is an incredible body high.

Word.

Stims and weed - even stims and opiates in an odd way combine quite synergetically.

However combing uppers with downers is by no means safe, especially if you do it quite often -your heart will hate you and eventually give-up on you. Not cool. :)

.peace.

alright, now If you arent a pussy and dont want to "sober up", you can just smoke another blunt and get a lil higher.

Unless you are so baked you are tripping, it is unlikely that your actions will call attention to your recent drug use.

Visine/smell suppressor is all you need.

Don't waste a perfectly good high.

If you HAVE to get rid of the high, for the most part, and have the means to do so:

A good, nutritious meal -> Nice hot shower -> Eyedrops.

Well I used to care about this alot.. it is important to people with parents who care.

In public I never bother with eyedrops or anything

To go home, well I just try to leave about 45 minutes to sober up so I'm not walking in with a full blown high, and eyedrops but not much else. My mom knows every single time, it's just common courtesy I guess.. when i walk in i'm feelin' good every time. but yeah, last year no way, I would do anything to sober up.. none of it works except maybe eating. the best thing to do is to think "I just feel good, not high."

I still don' t why complete fucking retards spew this bullshit. Got any scientific studies backing this claim? Why would a popular soft drink that is sold internationally lower your sperm count? They would be getting lawsuits every second.

I usually just say to myself, "You know, I'm not that high."
And somehow, I mentally sober up.

Ready your post is the closest thing to going to church that I've done in a long time.

Lmao..



Why would you ruin a good high? Just make sure you dont smell, put some eye drops in and get on with whatever you need to do!