A good spray always does the job, but I've always found it immensely suspicious. I know whenever I smell someone that has sprayed down that they either have been toking up, or haven't showered.

What ways do you use to hide the smell of weed in/on your:


Car
Room
Person

Ozium, a 1/2 second spray so it's not noticeable.

car: roll the windows down and let it air out. if it's an emergency (ie lit up while driving), crack the rear window and turn the fan up on feet+defrost to full blast, then light up a cigarette to mask the weed smell. take the car out of gear and roll to a stop.

room: use a window fan.

person: chew gum.

save up your allowance, buy a vaporizer and never worry about it again

It WAS inevitable. The ol' age joke!

toilet paper roll + dryer sheets + rubber band.
blow the smoke into the tp roll.

1.Dont smoke with the AC on in car, and keep all the windows cracked open.

2.Smoke with fan pointed out of window, and window open. Light inscense.

3.Brush your teeth, wash your hands, and change your shirt

These are the methods that I use. If you live with your parents, there is a good chance they will still smell it. Once you know the smell of weed it is VERY easy to pick out. These are good methods if you just dont want your room or yourself to smell like stale smoke though.

I dont recommend smoking weed in your car. If a cop pulls you over you WILL get searched. That is unless he/she is a complete dumbass.

Search for how to built a lightbulb vaporizer. Cheap and effective.

QFT ozium is the shit, id also use blowtube tho too, which is a water bottle (with holes in the bottom) or a paper towel roll with dyer sheets in it and you blow the smoke through it.

Edit: O shit King beat me to that one too.

Car: It's not hard man.. I smoke in the morning in my car.. You just use a bowl..... Take a hit then blow it out the window. Smoke a cig after. It's a no fucking brainer. A little smoke gets out, yeah.. but its a small amount.
I've been pulled over right outside school once (speeding to school cuz i was late, i chiefed literally 5 minutes before) , and people always come up to my car and talk and no one knows a damn thing.

Room: I used to use a flowbie but it's too goddamn risky. The dryer sheets leave a weird smell, and if the flow tube is old, well it's just coming out smelling like weed.. and with your pipe, unless you use a one hitter you aren't just gonna magically take the perfect sized hit, you will either let some out of your mouth or out of the bowl.. capping the bowl works (kinda, sometimes it stays lit) but it fucks up your bowl.. screw that. Use a window with a fan, or go outside some way..

Self: Lol I have never been concerned with smelling like weed at all... I smoke cigarettes and that disgusting smell is always on me. really though, i think it's overhyped, the smell in your clothes.. i've hotboxed then driven home many a time with the windows down. it's NOOT a big deal.

Surprisingly, no one ever smells pot on me, or even cigarrettes (when I used to smoke). Even my stoner friends commented how I never smell like anything but clean, and my straight-edge friends don't notice either. I think it's mostly because I don't smoke in confined places/exhale on myself. Also, I use a bong, so smell is reasonably cut down.

Car: It's not hard man.. I smoke in the morning in my car.. You just use a bowl..... Take a hit then blow it out the window. Smoke a cig after. It's a no fucking brainer. A little smoke gets out, yeah.. but its a small amount.
I've been pulled over right outside school once (speeding to school cuz i was late, i chiefed literally 5 minutes before) , and people always come up to my car and talk and no one knows a damn thing.


That could work...but I dont smoke cigerettes. I dont know about you, but the pot I smoke reaks. I smoke with the same method you do minus the cigerettes and I have to go to court next month for possesion and parephenelia.

Just trying to help a brother out, feel me?

car - cigarettes/air fresheners/cracking windows
room - if you have weakass parents like i did just dont blaze inside, walk down the street, smoke your joint, smoke a cig, then go home.
person- hand sanitizer works really good




for everything there is an air freshener called "ozium"
works like a charm and smells like lemons
takes away all odors then the lemon smell disappears

If I'm burning in my room i just take a rubber tube and blow all my hits out my window and i have a fan blowing by my door towards another window that is cracked open. It works but it's just so much easier to sneak out your back door and go for a walk

It's called when morons who smoke weed in their car get stopped and caught for it don't bitch because you brought it on yourself spray

If your in your room just blow the smoke out your window and keep your pipe held outside your window if it's cherried. Then keep your window open for a half hour or so and it'll be cool.

Don't worry about the smell on your clothes just walk around the block with your jacket unzipped and it'll be cool.

Lawl do what did when we were 13.

Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 10 minutes, and say you accidentally burnt it. It's not suspicious at all, and anyone that would have cared will be more pissed off at the smoke alarm and massive amount of smoke that makes the place smell like shit for a month.

This.

lawl.

Lol I'd say if your room is too far gone with the weed smell, it's worth it to bite the bullet and light up a cigarette on your bed.

I've done that one time when I got anxious and pulled my piece out and loaded a bowl without getting my doob toob out too.

I took a HUGE hit and then it was still cherried so i scrambled for my doob toob but I was about to gasp for fucking air so i did and tons of smoke came out.

Just light the cig and deal with those consequences, they are most likely universally smaller for all parents.

It's way better than trying to fix your problems with Axe and shit, one time before that i had fucked up a chiefing session in my room and literally DOUSED the place in about 5 different smells (axe, glade, a ton of matches, NO FEBREZE!!)

mom walks in the next morning "the weed smoke mixed with all that spray is horrible, you need to air out your room or something"


EDIT: to the potsmoker guy: sorry about the weed possession man, i'm lucky i smoke cigarettes i guess because one time a cop pulled me over and i had my cigarettes out in the open and weed in the center console, and he just took the cigarettes and gave me a 170$ ticket for those. yeah it sucked but i was relieved like you have no idea. That pig made me wait for like 30 minutes while I just freaked the fuck out wondering if I'd be searched fully.

just go outside

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Personally, I believe air circulation can mask any smell within 30 min. Just walking around if its on you, rolling your windows down in your car, or opening windows and putting a fan facing the windows.

If your really that paranoid or scared though, a few squirts of Febreeze has always pulled through in the clutch for me.

Unless you chamber your car and don't air it out after(If you run the ac to reduce cloudiness make sure it runs for a few min with the windows down) then you wont have a problem

Cigs work well for car and person

As for your room...jeez man just smoke outside if you are worried about the smell, figure out which way the wind is blowing and dont smoke upwind of the rest of your house