Hay guise!

SO I'm going to to the doctor tomorrow for some, uh... Back pain.

Seriously. It's probably nothing, it's not debilitating, but I think it's just the foot in the door for some vicodin.

Here's where y'all can help! I need some tips for getting a scrip.

I'm already going to say that ibprofen doesn't work, and I'll even say that I tried those 222's they sell in canada with the codine, and that doesn't work. Maybe that'll be enough for a scrip?

Any other thoughts?

Umm don't mention the 222s, you live in the United States and that's technically illegal. Also play ignorance to opiates, just say ibuprofen isn't cutting it and you need something to help you get through work. I don't know what you do for a living but you could either lie or exaggerate the physical labor involved. The important thing is you need a reason painkillers will help you concentrate on some integral part of your life.

Fuck you.

Good luck, most Dr's have heard it all.

And don't make threads like this. People who fake their pain to get drugs are low lifes because they make it harder for those who need the meds to get them prescribed.