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| Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here. |
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# 1

2008-04-22, 15:37
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Soon to be Mod, i love u sybil
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Sybil
Hey Sybil, i wrote this early. I`ve just decided to post it, im sorry.
Yo Sybil, i miss you man,
You and me were totse fam,
Im sorry for all the shit i done,
Talking to you online was so much fun,
I used to play, while looking at your pic,
Remember that one of your dick?
Oh i feel so alone,
I wish that you was on the end of my phone,
Listening to your European sound,
Man, it was much better when you were around,
I wanna feel safe and hold your hand,
I wish you could of visited me in Engerland,
Even though your really thin,
Me and you together was always for the win,
I really do want your respect,
Hottest guy on totse, you i elect.
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# 2

2008-04-22, 15:40
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Moderator
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Belgium
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Re: Attn: Sybil
I am speechless.
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# 3

2008-04-22, 15:42
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Attn: Sybil
Quote:
Originally Posted by sybil
I am speechless.
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I would be too if someone wrote that shit for me.
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# 4

2008-04-22, 15:47
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UK/ Acolyte & aisan lover >>;
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Re: Attn: Sybil
It's beautiful.
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# 5

2008-04-22, 15:52
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Soon to be Mod, i love u sybil
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Re: Attn: Sybil
Sybil, please dont take it as a joke,
Its not easy rhyming when your heart is break,
Its all smashed, running with yoke,
Like an egg, causing me to chain-smoke,
I wanna get it on with you right now,
Even thought ive acted like a cow,
So this is my apology,
Can u find it in your heart to forgive me?
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# 6

2008-04-22, 15:55
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Lancaster, England
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Re: Attn: Sybil
This is weird but also just scary, meh what ever floats clemade's boat!
Also today i thought i had caught niggeritis, turns out id been painting fences drunk! (god i love my gradparents!)
Last edited by kfc v lot; 2008-04-22 at 15:56.
Reason: Grammar
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# 7

2008-04-25, 09:53
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Re: Sybil
God damn, this is funny. I remember those pictures. This is cool.
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# 8

2008-05-06, 17:02
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Soon to be Mod, i love u sybil
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Re: Sybil
Yo sybil, im a wreck,
i wish i was kissing ur neck,
i miss talking to you late at nite,
rape-role play, id never fight,
Id let u fuck me good,
Wish it was u tht deflowered me, covered in cunt blood,
Hope that ur okay today,
I dont want another guy, i think ill turn gay,
So then baby what u do u reckon?
Nude web-can show ill use to beckon...
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# 9

2008-05-07, 19:36
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Soon to be Mod, i love u sybil
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Re: Sybil
Sybillllll!
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# 10

2008-05-11, 06:45
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everywhere...and nowhere
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Re: Sybil
um...excuse me...but am I missing something here? 
Anyway this is giving me a good chuckle.
...ilikedots.....
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